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Trump calls for Intel CEO's head over alleged China links

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Re: Witch hunt

But true patriotic American CEOs like Musk and Tim Apple wouldn't have any dealings with China.

It's only heads of companies that I'm currently shorting having Chinese spies as CEOs, like Nvidia with that Hells Angel leather jacket wearer in charge.

Trump surprises with TSMC $300B investment claim

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Re: Chin up, Americans.

>I meant the next election.

Oh an optimist !

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Re: Chin up, Americans.

Yes but unfortunately the US economy has an effect on the rest of the world

Mistakenly sold NASA command trailer could be yours – for $199K

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Re: "Trailer" ??

It's NASA they would call it a "Terrestrial Multiple Person Intra-Site Crew Transport Facilitation Module (Manned)"

Followed by a hastily added footnote from 2008 noting that manned refereed to persons of all sexes, genders and ethnicity.

Followed by a hasty crossing out dated 2024

Make Redmond angry by setting up Windows 11 with a local account

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Re: The next challenge: backup up Microsoft Authenticator WITHOUT giving personal data

If your Microsoft corporate login requires the Microsoft app - it goes beyond the regular 2FA.

Windows gives you a 2 digit number to enter in the app and it gives you the reply, and checks your location

I was using a regular Aegis 2FA + selecting "I can't use my app right now, enter verification code" but IT have cracked down on me

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Re: Triple backflip through flaming hoops, nail the dismount.

Remember when we used to have to use all these tricks to use a copy of Windows that we hadn't paid for !

Hacker summer camp: What to expect from BSides, Black Hat, and DEF CON

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Re: The big problem with these conferences

But it used to be a cheap place to fly to and stay at.

One conference switched from Vegas (bad optics of public money being spent sending civil servants to a den of sin and etc) to some random wholesome mid west city.

Which meant nowhere to stay except the single conference hotel who charged $$$ and it took 3 expensive flights for most people to get there

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Spot the ICE

Wonder what attendance will he like this year with the "Free Trip to El Salvador" bundle for anyone the wrong colour or anyone who says anything uncomplimentary about any 3 letter agency

Foxconn says EV sales are so slow it's converting a factory to build AI servers instead

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Re: “Retaining Elon is more important than ever before”

>One would imagine that Tesla's higher-ups would much rather have a slow bleedout so they can at least pad their pockets some more before it all goes under.

Tesla's board are entirely Musk's friends and family - possibly all his children by this point.

You would think a functioning government would be concerned about a $Tn company having no effective corporate governance - so they moved to Texas

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Re: Foxconn : management by weathervane

And they were intending to sell cheap "Chinese" EVs like the rest of the world get - to compete with Tesla + a few crap EV the big US makers were grudgingly making to keep Californian politicians happy

If November had gone the other way - that would look like a reasonable bet.

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Foxconn are leaders in FPGAs

Fields for Political General Announcements.

Trump 1.0 wanted huuuuge factories making American televisions for Americans and Foxconn were ready to invest $Bn of subsidies into an empty field.

Then Biden wanted EVs and Semiconductors, they were able to act like more fields would one day be factories making EVs and chips. If the right subsidies act acted in their favour

Now with Trump 2.0 they will promise fields will become (checks Chat-zeitgeist ) AI data centers

Microsoft promises to eventually make WinUI 'truly open source'

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Re: Choices

The irony would be if Windows12 is just a Chromebook-like system that only runs Edge - to access Microsoft cloud services only.

We finally get Linux on the desktop and it's by Microsoft

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Re: Choices

Microsoft don't care about Linux on the desktop, they barely care about Windows on the desktop. All their sales are about Office365/teams on the web and all their profits are from cloud.

They need a clear desktop UI SDK roadmap like they need an improved DOS prompt

Florida jury throws huge fine at Tesla in Autopilot crash

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Re: Haters

d) are British and can recognise humour without it needing signs and a marching band

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Re: Did the driver get fined?

There is a tragic aircraft accident with a turboprop with wing icing. The autopilot silently increases engine+flap thingy to compensate, right up to the point where it can no longer generate lift and is about to stall - then disconnects, hands over to the pilots with the equivalent of a shrug and a "been nice knowing you"

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Re: Did the driver get fined?

The family's lawyer probably did a deal with the driver because he has no money but his cooperation helps them go after Tesla who have infinity money.

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Re: Haters

The internet's famous Schrodinger-Poe law

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Re: Flawed technology

>I don't see why Tesla can't have locks to where speeds can't be set for more than 9mph over the posted limit.

Cos nobody would buy a car with baby-wheels that would be overtaken by every BMW and Audi laughing at them

Study finds radical nutjobs targeting gamers via Discord, Twitch, Steam

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Re: Pearls clutched

Your choices; go out and compete with big cats to hunt deer, try and scratch a furrow with a stick and the pull weeds until dark, invent a job where you sit indoors and everyone else has to bring you food and do what you say or the sky fairy will get angry....

Give or take wearing silly hats and children that's history of religion 101

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Re: International Policing and Public Protection Research Institute (IPPPRI)

While we grew up learning to defend the earth from any aliens that could only descend one row at a time

Has there been a successful alien invasion ? No, well thank a gen-x er

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Re: Pearls clutched

That's only in the original. In the sequel they make the unstoppable killing machine G*d into the good guy and he becomes some sort of hippy hero.

But it did get much better international box office.

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Pearls clutched

At least traditional media never did this. Now excuse me I have to go and watch TV where John Wayne shows me how I can be a true patriotic hero if I kill enough gooks.

Then Tom Cruise will show me how even a short-arse gay volleyball player can defeat the evil Soviets Iraqis Afghans Russians definitely not the Chinese Canadians if we spend enough on military tech.

Tech bro denied dev's hard-earned bonus for bug that overcharged a little old lady

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Re: Lawsuit culture

At right angles to everyone else resulting in a product of nothing certainly

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Re: Lawsuit culture

I'm in the USA and so I'm going to sue you for suggesting this isn't a normal country

Legendary OpenPrinting architect looking for new role

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No HR simply sent a link to the assessment process that was only visible if you were running Outlook on Win11 and the form could only be opened in Edge

Long live the nub: ThinkPad designer David Hill spills secrets, designs that never made it

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Re: Continuing a tradition of Thinkpad excellence

Thus demonstrating the old adage that it isn't size that matters.

So long as you have 12", lots of high resolution and are too skinny for any useful peripherals

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Re: It nearly had a different name.

Did the men in the audience know about the track point, or were they just unable to find it ?

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Re: ThinkPads gave me a special nostalgia

Docking stations are one of the things I really don't miss.

Having a box smaller than a Cell phone that connects to just about any brand of laptop via a single USB-C and has multiple 4K display connectors, Gige cat5 and a couple of USB sockets to leave a flash drive in, is amazing.

Dell of course managed to make a Desktop Hub that is bigger and heavier than an old docking station and come with a power brick bigger than the laptop with a proprietary connector .

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Re: What's a "bento box"?

As opposed to a Bentine box which contains small hairy puppet creatures (and I'm really dating myself)

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Re: I miss them

The worst are Dell. We buy the " Precision(tm) professional grade laptops for Precision professionals (tm)" models and they manage to be simultaneously; heavy, expensive, plasticky and flimsy feeling.

It does mean I got to "reuse" a bunch of out-of-service-warranty XPS-13s + Mint

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>But if your word processor already does everything a word processor will ever need to do,

I propose adding a new letter to the alphabet with every new Windows+Office release - would also stimulate laptop and keyboard sales

Reddit is people! Which means its search might not be so damaged by AI slop

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Re: Hilarious!

So you're saying its better to nail the cheese on rather than rely on glue?

Just putting this out there for when the AI starts being trained on el'reg comments

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Re: Hilarious!

Isn't "neurodivergent" just the opposite of banging peoples heads together?

Tony Blair Institute: UK needs bit barns to lead in AI deployment, not training

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Re: How much is a Tony Blair opinion worth? Just ask an Iraqi

That's precisely the point. It took a lot of expensive Oxbridge graduates in intelligence agencies and government media relations consultancies to generate that "intelligence" when AI can make up bollocks for pennies.

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Re: TBI,

It's unrealistic for the UK to compete with the USA, Germany and Japan in building cars, instead we must become world leaders in using cars. I call on the government to subsidise everyone in the UK to buy 3 pickups and demonstrate to the world their dynamic use in dynamically being dynamic.

T. Blair at the Future Of Road Development institute

Cybercrooks attached Raspberry Pi to bank network and drained ATM cash

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Re: Not new

If you also put one of those foil asset tag stickers on it to make it super official then security wouldn't remove it even when ordered to

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Re: Not new

But they unfairly probably put the Pi in a white box that looked like an air freshner rather than in a big black server case with flashing lights and labeled it EvilHaxorTron2000 (with an umlaut)

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Let me get this straight...

The internal LAN that has the ATMs on it also hosts the mail server and presumably random wall ports around the branch and hands out DHCP to any random unauthorized box on the network ?

On the positive side:

1, My home LAN looks mil-spec secure by comparison

2, I'm going to wander down to the bank to see if they also leave the keys to the vault under the welcome mat

Servers hated Mondays until techie quit quaffing coffee in their company

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Re: Viglen ?

>the BIOS was in a couple of EPROMs and couldn't be updated by mere software

It made it so much harder for persistent virus authors:

1, Download naked_tennis_star.exe from dodgy link

2. Follow instructions to remove BIOS chip and peel off sticker covering window

3, Leave on window ledge in sun for 2-3 days to UV erase

4, Buy an EPROM programmer

5, Burn updated BIOS and repalce chip in motherboard

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Re: Hot temps...

>Apocryphal perhaps?

No, St Andrews amazingly does have a university

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Re: Hot temps...

>Yeah, I hate it when cupboards move about regardless of their size.

We have one that can move through time and space, as an extra advantage it's much bigger on the inside.

Nice old chap runs it, seems to have been at the company for ever

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Re: HDD spindle bearings

>here was no way without serious modification that it could fitted into the PC the right way up.

So put the PC the other way up = obvious

Or move to Australia

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>Portable aircon arrived the following morning.

If this was in the UK, the heat vent out of the AC would have been pointed into the rest of the office

Banning VPNs to protect kids? Good luck with that

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Re: pure coincidence

The difficulty with UK politics is that its so difficult to unwrap malice vs incompetence when it is so often both

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Re: "A clear play to capitalize on parents' newfound obsession with online safety"

We could just ban nudity.

If we ban the sale and import of birthday suits then there will be no naked bodies to photograph

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You appear to be approaching this issue with an air of social and technical competence

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Re: Be constructive

So nobody at Facebook is suggesting that verified advert-consumer ID and an effective ban on independent and community sites would be lead to a politician's future remunerative role as vice‑president of global affairs?

It's just a pure coincidence that Newer Labour's control freakery and Meta's corporate plans align so perfectly

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Re: engage with [your] kids

Of course if you had inherited all that wealth you can simply outsource raising the kids to a venerable educational institution.

Put little Tragedeigh's name down at birth and pick them up at 18

US Navy won't torpedo hurricane forecast satellite feed after all

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Re: Hmm

The plan is that the data will still be collected but won't be published.

It will be supplied to 'approved partners' who can then sell the data to news media, local government agencies, and subscribers

If hurricane warnings are so important then people will pay for them

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