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Privacy activists warn digital ID won’t stop small boats – but will enable mass surveillance

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Re: Definitions...No....No One is Paying Any Attention.................

I'm a migrant and it's great.

Left the UK after Brexit for the worlds most liveable city (allegedly, eat shit Sydney - you can't ski there)

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Re: MPs should lead by example

Only if you also created a new "Community Policing" unit of black teenagers who were in charge of stop and searching MPs to check their ID - and occasionally accidentally shooting a few of them.

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Re: Time...

But only criminals/illegal immigrants/people who walk on the cracks in the pavement will be required to carry ID cards so law abiding citizens won't be affected

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Re: Time...

ID cards are necessary to fight terrorism, so campaigning against ID cards is supporting terrorism and so NO2ID is a terrorist organization

‘IT manager’ needed tech support because they had never heard of a command line

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Re: I've seen that type of manager before

So he's reached a world class level of experience in being fired from this role and so should be promoted?

PS. Isn't it it odd that the only politician to have been fired over Epstein is the one who presumably was not fscking the girls?

BAE Systems surfaces autonomous submarine for military use

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Re: In-flight refueling?

>battery recharging

Battery !!!!!

This is a British submarine, it will have sails, just like Nelson would expect

'Questing Quokka' enters UI freeze as Ubuntu 25.10 nears release

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Re: Interesting uses of Rust

No to avoid a future reg story where a memory error led to a vulnerability in a 20year old utility that's used in a billion systems

The speed up just removed any reason not to switch.

UK schools give system supplier Bromcom an F for Azure uptime

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Re: The 'need' for a computer register

But we've got AI now, we can generate all sorts of "data" for government reports for free without having to bother the teachers or students.

Then this data is analysed by Palentir's AI and nobody reads or responds to the results - and thus the world happily turns

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Re: Integrated MIS vs Disparate systems

I remember schools in the 80s when we managed with a pen and paper register. It operated on bio-metrics and a 2-factor challenge-response protocol of: read out names in order, to a chorus of "yes miss" or "yes sir" (we even had pronouns back then)

* although YAAC being a sarky little bugger even back then, asked why male teachers got a "sir" when females ones only got a "miss", shouldn't they get a "yes dame" ?

Also pointed out that being at a Catholic school, was it ok to be calling a very pregnant teacher "miss" ? That one got me sent to see the head.

Atlassian's move to cloud-only means customers face integration issues and more

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Re: Good timing

>Treating them like the 2nd coming and showering them with cash means nothing if they go under a bus.

That's why we keep them locked in the basement = no buses

Jaguar Land Rover U-turns to confirm 'some data' affected after cyber prang

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Pah computers

In my day Land-Rovers were designed with a ruler and coffee mug - none of the fancy "French Curve" rubbish for Landie's styling

Johnson, Cummings met Thiel months before Palantir won NHS pandemic role

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Artificial Intelligence leader

Meets genuine stupidity leaders

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Re: meet, not meet with

Or all three of them met with the Palantir

All hail the Palantir

No gains, just pains as 1.6M fitness phone call recordings exposed online

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Re: Cancel memberships

So the stolen data is used to train AIs

We get AIs whose speech is trained on people trying to cancel predatory gym memberships

Oh joy .....

Intel shuffles executive deckchairs, tosses 30-year veteran chief overboard

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Re: Sounds like.....

So the new covfefe line of processors is a coincidence?

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Re: Sounds like.....

They gave him almost an entire quarter to implement a new engineering led vision and return Intel to world leading technical mastery and monopoly level profitability but he just didn't deliver in time

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Re: Sounds like.....

>And the current stockholders can either jump ship or STFU.

Fortunately their new shareholder us known for his patience and deep knowledge of science

Red Hat back-office team to be Big and Blue whether they like it or not

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It's necessary

To maintain IBM's continued industry-leading redundancy rate, they need a continued supply of new staff to downsize

US cuffs 475 at Hyundai–LG battery plant – feds tout largest single-site raid

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Re: Puzzling

>But we WANT foreign investment,

Foreign investment in transferring money to the president and his friends personal accounts = yes

Foreign investment by building better stuff in America than American companies can = no

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Re: anti-EV

Not if you have the learnings and the sins and cosines

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Re: Caring & sharing Trump administration and the joined up thinking we are so used to !!!

>All makes sense ... NOT !!!

Hyundai are the best selling EVs in N. America

The Republican party is owned by Tesla's CEO

Expect raids at ARM and AMD next - since they compete with #1 state semiconductor factory

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Re: Modern Gestapo.

It's just that ICE are so woke they do't see colour, everyone looks the same to them

Bot shots: US Army enlists AI startup to provide target-tracking

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Weapons aren't for using, they're far too expensive for that. Their purpose is to be paid for, then expensively stored and finally expensively disposed of - it's good for GDP apparently

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US Army enlists AI startup

Move fast and break things ?

US puts $10M bounty on three Russians accused of attacking critical infrastructure

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Re: Thank goodness we got rid of Huawei

But Huawei didn't have vulnerabilities they were deliberate back doors put in by evil Xi, while CISCO kit is perfectly secure because America except for evil Russian scary named hackers

Sky-high budget gap: FAA launches air traffic overhaul, lacks cash to finish it

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Re: We don't need no stinkeen FAA

Assume take offs are by "street racing for title" rules

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We don't need no stinkeen FAA

Firstly it's Federal so they are a bunch of no good steenkin commies

Second, Boeing are capable of lying to themselves and rubber stamping their own tests. They don't need some wasteful government in the way

And we don't need air traffic control. Planes are quite expensive and so the free market incentives them not to collide. Landing permission can be settled the same way as cars at Stop signs. The biggest vehicle with the noisiest exhaust gets priority

Tesla Model Ys recalled Down Under for overly enthusiastic electric windows

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Re: A car that can circumcise you for free.

That's the best he could buy? With all his money?

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Musk builds guillotine

Sadly not for "personal use only"

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Re: Why is it s a software issue...

Or it pops up a picture of you on the next captcha and says "click on all body parts that should not be trapped in a car window"

Microsoft-backed boffins show mega speed boost with hollow-core fiber

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Re: Not for undersea cables?

Can you tariff imports of purest 'nothing' ?

FBI cyber cop: Salt Typhoon pwned 'nearly every American'

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Re: Opt out

>Consumer products have always been crap

May I introduce sir to the crap that is a lot of "enterprise" networking gear ?

Intel’s deal with Trump includes a penalty clause against selling off its fabs

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Re: Intel will never have a successful foundry business

Will TSMC be allowed to compete with the state semiconductor company?

Unless they also give him 10% I suppose

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Re: Intel will never have a successful foundry business

Or you can just get your new shareholder to decide that US companies have to use US fabs

Pentagon ends Microsoft's use of China-based support staff for DoD cloud

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Re: Ha ha ha ha

Imagine being a European country and outsourcing your vital IT to American software company

AI arms dealer Nvidia laments the many billions lost to US-China trade war

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15% of sales apparently

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>The US is actually falling far behind China in every field

Even without Movies and Microcode, they are still ahead in high speed pizza delivery.

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The real problem is

That Jensen is a capitalist exploiter of a monopoly position with CUDA obtained from years of work put in by his toiling proletariat.

While Trump is a visionary who sees that although restricting access to NVidia will cause short term distress to the Chinese populace, there will be a much greater long term benefit as they are forced to develop their own open standard for the greater good of the international brotherhood of workers.

Truly he is a nation builder and a benefactor for the kingdom

TransUnion admits 4.5M affected after third-party support app breached

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Re: "the exposed information "was limited to specific data elements."

The bank robbery was limited to specific denominations

Trump stomps feet, pulls out 't-word' again over China rare earths ban

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>Aussie beef farmers are loving the tariffs

Are beef cows the only nonvenomous animal in Oz ?

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So if you build a car in the USA, you pay USA labo(u)r rates, you pay 50% more for the steel and Canadian aluminium (and you have to spell it correctly), you pay 50% more for the Brazillian copper and rubber and Infinity% more for the Chinese magnets and electronics. Or you can build the cart in Japan or S. Korea and import it with a 15% tariff.

I studied Physics and Maths not economics so I might be missing something.

Of course that does mean you will have a car built by those slap-dash Japanese workers, rather than Alabama's finest automotive engineers. But I don't think such racism could possibly be a factor in American marketing.

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Remember it's not what's in his brain, it's what's in the brains of 80 million voters.

The ones that think their $100 toy will now only cost $50 in Walmart cos China is paying 50% tariff

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But if China is paying the tariffs, why not make them 200,000,000,000% ?

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Re: We have tremendous power over them, and they have some power over us

Couldn't the Chinese leader just take a 15% cut of rare-Earth exports ?

Unlike most of Musk's other ventures, Starship keeps it together for Flight Test 10

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Re: I am impressed by what SpaceX has achieved, despite him

Elon has a very hands-on role within SpaceX's rocket program.

They got him a Lego kit and he has nearly assembled it after only a few months, and the box says "more than 8 years"

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Re: "eventually reaching the surface and exploding as expected"

>didn't care about reusability for launching stuff to orbit.

Launching stuff to orbit isn't NASA's job. That's what United Launch Alliance do, having a government agency do it would be communism. A monopoly cartel of all US space+defense companies providing services to the government is the only free-market efficient solution.

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Re: NASA is relying on this guy?

NASA do have a backup plan of taking all the paperwork on the SLS, stacking it up in a big pile and then throwing payloads sideways form the top.

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Re: OK, lets take it back to serious land

Then the most successful project was Musk's friend's V2 - 3,172 launches, all of which successfully hit land

Classic Psion fan releases proof-of-concept language server for OPL

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Re: Impressive

So, Software As A Service As A Service Server

ZipLine attack uses 'Contact Us' forms, White House butler pic to invade sensitive industries

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Re: Conversion to text only ?

Makes reading the PDF document a little tedious

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