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Look out Silicon Valley, here comes Brit bruiser Amber Rudd to lay down the (cyber) law

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Re: Not Very Bright...

The recent attacks were by a couple of lone nutters who thought that the UK and USA governments hated them, their people and their religion.

The attacks in Manchester and London weren't planned in a secret underground war room in Afghanistan with secret battle plans sent by secret encrypted communication.

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Re: Rudd's simple solution

That's fine for targetting criminals and terrorists but it's a real pain when you need to spy on everyone in the country. Remember if you are a Tory cabinet minister it isn't paranoia - there actually are 65million people out there after you.

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Re: Boris Johnson is American already

Seeking foreign elected office loses you your American citizenship.

It became a bit of a scam for billionaire ex-pat Americans trying to skip tax, they would stand for mayor of some Caribbean island. In the same way that MPs apply to be 'royal nutpicker of the new forest" as a way to resign

Steve Bannon wants Facebook, Google 'regulated like utilities'

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Re: AI researchers create revolutionary new Artificial Stupidity

"We spent years trying to make intelligent systems" says Prof Simon Williams from the Institute of Studies, but there was much greater demand for stupidity. The natural supply of stupid people couldn't keep up with the demands of millions of internet comment feeds - so we had to invent an automated system.

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Re: YOS!

When cousins marry ?

Windows Subsystem for Linux to debut in Windows 10 Fall Creators Update

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Re: grep and awk and redirection

This is linux, it is installed from Ubuntu

It is merely running alongside Windows.

Modern operating systems allow you to run binaries for different subsystems at the same time. It's what happens when you have an OS descended from the proper OS created by the experts at DEC rather than one descended from a bodge cooked up by a couple of guys on their own DEC.

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Re: Has anyone commenting actually tried it?

Great for data science work. You can run awk/grep/paste etc on Windows generated files without tying yourself in knots trying to get all the slashes and quote right

Systemd wins top gong for 'lamest vendor' in Pwnie security awards

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Re: Devuan smugness

To be fair you need an existing admin to create a user starting with a number (which most don't because back in the day it wasn't allowed) then they need to create a Unit file with that user specified as owner, then the user needs to get root anyway to get write access to that Unit file to do anything.

BBC’s Micro:bit turns out to be an excellent drone hijacking tool

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Re: RE: only 16MHz?

r leaving only a few thousand bytes for the text of the source program.

So only enough to fly to and land on the moon ?

Actually a ridiculous comparison. It's a few 1000bytes of python source -a language where a web server takes a couple of lines

Chess champ Kasparov, for one, welcomes our new robot overlords

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Chess? , Go? easy ....

Call me when a computer can play Mornington Crescent

Boffins throw Amazon Alexa on the rack to extract hidden clues

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Re: Sales of these are going to crash at some point

All that is true for the stock firmware.

But not the hacked version that your local police/security service/ex-boyfriend/wife's divorce lawyer or internet stalker installs through a security flaw

UK waves £45m cheque, charges scientists with battery tech boffinry

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Re: Supercapacitors...

volatile = no, super fscking scary = yes

The ability to discharge all the cars stored energy in a few microseconds might lead to interesting failure modes that make a mere Li-Po runaway seem fun.

Microsoft: Get in, IT nerds, you're now using Insider builds and twice-annual Windows rollouts

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Re: Has my browser broken?

If you had discovered any wonderful mathematical proofs you could write them in the margin

UK.gov: You can't have our drone test results because... er, security

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Not just drones

In another test QuinetiQ attached a camera and 2 car batteries to a badger and fired it an airliner. The result calls for badgers to be culled to protect the aviating public

Revealed: 779 cases of data misuse across 34 British police forces

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Re: UK Police Corruption is endemic

There are two kinds of police. Corrupt police and accessories after the fact

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So if I committed 1000s of crimes and then issued a report saying that "mistakes had happened", "measures would be put in place" and "lessons were being learned" - you would be fine with that ?

Or do you think the police might be a little more proactive ?

Valley VC sues blogger after sex pest claims, discovers writer is a male tech biz rival

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Re: No VPN?

The poster was a silicon valley CEO, they aren't going to understand advanced technology like VPNs

Virgin Media's profanity warning triggered by chief exec's name

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The London Horniman Museum was almost forced to close since schools were blocked from arranging a visit.

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Re: Filters

I must have missed that episode - what precisely did he pickup on Wimbledon Common?

Las Vegas locks down ahead of DEF CON hacking conference

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I assume one just hacks the CCTV

Apollo center fundraiser: That's one small check from man, one giant leap for our peace of mind

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Re: Park Service cutbacks?

Having government do everything is a surefire way to get very little for a whole lot.

The work will still be done by a NASA approved defense contractor, at "taxpayer is paying" rates, after it has been approved and overseen by NASA managers in 6 different states.

The crowdsourcing is just putting up the money

Snopes.com asks for bailout amid dispute over who runs the site and collects ad dollars

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Re: Rubbish notion

So, people must learn not to just trust one source, but to seek out many sources and make their own minds up.

Or you can just check The Daily Mail Online and believe the exact opposite

Alexa, why aren't you working? No – I didn't say twerking. I, oh God...

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Re: About as reliable.....

So the convenient labour saving gadget was fine - you were just clapping wrong?

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You selected English (United Kingdom) mode

I don't see how you can fault the accuracy of their AI in recreating English customer service

Cyber arm of UK spy agency left without PGP for four months

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Re: Out of interest...

No need, as long as the contract says "source code is available" you are covered.

It's like backups, so long as they are in the requirements you don't need to check them, test recovery or even perform them

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Re: "without PGP"

They obviously they all use the same private key, which is kept secret - only the boss's secretary knows the combination and she was visiting her sister in Moscow

US vending machine firm plans employee chip implant scheme

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Re: Ethics

Compared to tattoos, piercings, silicone (rather than silicon) implants ?

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Re: So they're going to make people into cyborgs ?

Kevin, sticking electrical devices up your bottom doesn't make you a cyborg - now stop it.

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Redundancy time?

Here's a bin liner with all your stuff, now just stop off at the security guy with the chain saw to hand in your security pass

Repairable-by-design Fairphone runs out of spare parts

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Re: Why on earth didn't they just use standard components?

I just ducked taped half a dozen 18650s onto the back of my phone and then connected them with curly red and black wires.

As a bonus I got to spend some intimate quality time with a very nice man from the TSA last time I flew.

Silicon Valley IT biz boss cops to lying about Cisco H-1B jobs

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Re: H1B "supports the local economy"

I always thought it was odd that eg a Boeing worker in Seattle would object to a foreigner coming to work there but is quite happy that their tax dollars are used by some poor southern state to offer Boeing huge subsidies to move production to Toad Suck Arkansas

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Re: H1B "supports the local economy"

If you "import" a worker from N Dakota to SF it has exactly the same effect on local inrastructure as one from India

Alphabay shutdown: Bad boys, bad boys, what you gonna do? Not use your Hotmail...

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Re: Sound like a complete tool who got what he deserved

I thought that if you enabled dodgy deals for drug companies and arms dealers you got a nice directorship after you left the government?

HMS Frigatey Mcfrigateface given her official name

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Re: Nice

Governments building hospitals, roads, schools and other infrastructure makes sense.

Paying people to build useless stuff to keep skills and facilities around in case you need them in the future makes sense.

Saying that it is justified to pay people to build useless stuff so that they have jobs and money to spend makes no sense, doubly so if they had skills which would be valuable for industry.

Imagine if the NHS announced that the great 20Bn IT cockup was a success because it employed lots of programmers at high wages who spent lots of money on London housing and commuting

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>Can anyone tell me why this ship is carrying around a lighthouse?

The best way to ensure that you never run into a lighthouse is to carry it with you....

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Re: Towns again....

>I remember the days when warships used to have great names like Revenge, Glorious, Implacable

However calling your ship HMS Invincible is rather tempting fate.

Personally I would let the ship's AI mind select their own name.

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Re: Nice

>None, but it does provide a large number of highly skilled, well paid jobs in a relatively low paid part of the UK

Presumably highly skilled people who could have been producing profitable commercial products for sale and export?

Paying highly skilled, highly paid people to make stuff for the government is economically no different from them being on the dole.

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Re: HMS Frigatey McFrigateface not official...

And is equipped with the "ma heid" missile system ?

.. ..-. / -.-- --- ..- / -.-. .- -. / .-. . .- -.. / - .... .. ... then a US Navy fondleslab just put you out of a job

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Re: By "Officer of the Deck" do you mean "Officer of the Watch"?

The "Officer of the Watch" is the person in charge of remembering what time it is when the big hand is on 12 and the little hand is on Mickey's balls

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One advantage of morse

Is that it is universal. So when your ship can't communicate with the ship next door because you have different versions of super-secret-secure-system, or they are a different navy - you can use morse.

Except they can't read your 200wpm computer morse and your system can't cope with manual traffic

'Coke dealer' called us after his stash was stolen – cops

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Re: Florida Man

Lead has been out of most petrol for 20years,

This explains the general rise in intelligence of the younger generation and the impressive yearly increase in exam grades we have seen since the end of O levels

Linus Torvalds may have damned systemd with faint praise

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>God is the proper name of the Judeo-Christian deity

Nobody knows the proper name of the Judeo-Christian deity, the last time it was used was in 70AD.

Which is a good job because "the name" tends to get all bronze age on your ass if you use it.

China's censorship cyber-missiles shoot down pics flying through WhatsApp, chat apps

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cue an Australian politician

Demanding the same power - if China can do it ....

One-quarter of UK.gov IT projects at high risk of failure

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So the other 75%

Are on time, on budget and will work as intended?

Then I have a really nice bridge to sell you

US laptops-on-planes ban now applies to just one airport, ends soon

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Re: Second Amendment

Had that in America - and this was years before the TSA.

Turn on your laptop.

It boots to a bash prompt.

No turn it on!

It is on

I need to see it turned on !

I eventually realise, type "startx" and move the mouse pointer around

He is happy and lets me through. So remember kids, XFree86 stops bombs

Jodie Who-ttaker? The Doctor is in

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Re: It's not so much the Doctor..

Assuming the new companion is a man they will be allowed to be just a dumb blond whose only job is to shout "doctor look...."

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Re: Sorry, but ...

>I do recall my fist crush on both Leela (skimpy outfit at 7O'clock and Romana

Ouch, I hope you recovered

2017: The FBI alerts parents to dangers of Internet of Sh*t toys

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Re: Self-Regulate basically... Thanks FBI!

The same with electrical safety,poisonous materials, lead paint etc.

It's obviously the parents job to analyse all the products they bring home to their children - who else is going to ensure people are safe?

UK.gov snaps on rubber gloves, prepares for mandatory porn checks

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Re: Biology

I thought our economy was fscked because of our declining birth rate?

Perhaps this is a plan to stop people staying at home with Ms Palm / Mr Wampant Wabbit and actually make some babies

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