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Reddit 'fesses up to just a little Russian reaming

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Re: Exceptionalists always have issues with reality and nonsense

I don't - but I'm from Yorkshire and so I'm obviously better than everyone else.

UK data watchdog's inaugural tech strategy was written with... *drumroll* Word 2010

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Re: in fairness

I'm defending my Office2010 install against the hoards of IT support - it's the last version of Excel that doesn't do cutesty little fruit machine animations when it updates a cell FFS

Good luck saying 'Sorry I'm late, I had to update my car's firmware'

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Strangely, I like my computers to not do anything unless requested.

So you would be happy with a botnet of millions of home devices crashing infrastructure until a million owners all conduct their own failure mode analysis and initiate their CAPA policy framework before deciding to update their hacked device?

'Quantum supremacy will soon be ours!', says Google as it reveals 72-qubit quantum chip

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Re: The three states of Schnroedingers Cat

But all alive cats are in a superposition of states of "asleep" and "bloody furious"

Sysadmin left finger on power button for an hour to avert SAP outage

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Re: What about Power Failures?

Compaq used to run an ad 20+ years ago of a cluster when you destroy one server (shotgun, drop a safe on it, wrecking ball etc) and the system keeps goings

Hey girl, move a little closer. 'Cause you're too gun shy. Hush, hush, bye says Pai

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Re: Deal

So this is the Russian equivalent of the Cadet Corp or ROTC - not quite the same as being given an Ak-47 as a prize for finally graduating kindergarten

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Re: Keep in mind, Pai *is* a lawyer and you'd think this migh thave been part of his induction

Or he knew that the photo of him accepting the gun it would be on the front page after every future school shooting or everytime some politician blames the internet for gun violence.

This gives him a face-saving way of refusing the NRA 'gift' because he is too honest

UK peers: Is this what you call governance of facial recog tech? A 'few scattered papers'!

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Unfortunately you wont be nicked - that would allow you to question the evidence.

You will just be misidentified and go on a database. You were "seen" (to p=0.05) at a demo against an arms fair. You end up on a no-fly list or suddenly don't get that job at a firm that gets lots of government work.

Knock, knock. Whois there? Get ready for anonymized email addresses after domain privacy shake-up

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Re: I'm all for it

So at what point are you a real web publisher who should a public address and "just a individual website" ?

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Re: I'm all for it

So should different rules apply on the internet?

Can companies and publishers decide that it is outragous that the address of the manufacturer of something you bought be available to you or the address of a newspaper office be available to complaints

Spotify wants to go public but can't find Ed Sheeran (to pay him)

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But even when they do pay the record companies they don't hand it over to the artists.

One record company has been sitting on Moody Blues royalties for 40years claiming that there is a dispute over the original lineup

Euro Commission gives tech firms an hour to take down terror content

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Re: Discuss

Iceland Air - Terrorists or Freedom Fighters

Dog poop droppers - Terrorists or Freedom Fighters

Fly tippers - Terrorists or Freedom Fighters

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Re: Who determines who is a terrorist ?

Fortunately once free of the Orwellian Euro superstate we will have the wise guidance of Amber Rudd to protect us. Free of any interference from some court of human rights.

Brit military boffins buy airtime on HD eye-in-the-sky video satellite

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Re: sun-synchronous orbit

You can't quite do one spot each day. This is in a 90minute orbit, so gets 18 slices of the Earth each day.

Since it only images a 5km wide swath you don't get very complete coverage - basically you get 5km wide lines 2000km apart. You can slowly precess the orbit so that you can fill in the coverage over any spot but that takes a while

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Re: State of the art

1m res earth observation satellites are now startup territory. There are half a dozen groups with constellations of 20-30 being launched to provide continuous coverage. One satellite has very limited coverage unless you want to use a lot of fuel

Woe Canada: Rather than rise from the ashes, IBM-built C$1bn Phoenix payroll system is going down in flames

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Re: Without reading the contract specs or anything, I would think their would be withholds

the vendors should have started calling out warning signals knowing how bad it was progressing.

why ? That's the entire business model for this sort of project.

The vendors job is to deliver something that doesn't work but exactly meets all the specifications in the contract - then get paid 10x as much for "changes"

That's why the contract is 6000pages -

At last, sex trafficking brought to an end with US House vote on new internet law (Yeah, right)

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It means the current facebook is the last and only permanent one.

Anybody starting a competitor has to have enough lawyers on day 1 to screen all their content.

Somebody with an anonymous email address of zuck666 might even be tempted to post some content to get them shut down.

The reason we have lots of rules and laws restricting business is that they are written at the behest of currently successful businesses.

Brit spooks slammed over 'gentlemen's agreement' with telcos to get mass comms data

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Re: No surprises here

GCHQ is a spy agency

But we had naively hoped that they were spying on the enemies of the country, rather than the enemies of the current home secretary

Vaping on the NHS? Don't hold your breath

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Tobacco is a carcinogen whether or not you burn it

At some level almost all substances are.

Especially those which have had millions of years to evolve a defence against mammals eating them

Full shift to electric vans would melt Royal Mail's London hub, MPs told

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Re: Who remembers....

Seems odd that 40-50 years ago we had electric vehicles suitable for door-door milk delivery but the Royal mail needs Teslas for door-door mail delivery.

I suppose that's why I can't get a newspaper delivered - the delivery boy is waiting for his flying car

Super Cali's futuristic robo-cars in focus. Even though a watchdog says tech is quite atrocious

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Re: Not a good idea

So long as regular cars are only allowed on the road if somebody is available to take over when the driver is distracted, on their phone, looking for something they dropped on the floor, drinking their coffee or drop dead of a heart attack

You get a criminal record! And you get a criminal record! Peach state goes bananas with expanded anti-hack law

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Re: Not Surprised

What about TOS saying you can't post a negative review? Those have gone to court. Having the extra negotiating power of it being a criminal conviction should help keep the public in line

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Re: I don't see the problem

Until a bank / health insurer / credit agency with your records moves its data processing to Georgia to take advantage of this and is hacked

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Re: Not Surprised

So you don't think this will help Georgia Tech's attempt to lure students and researchers away from certain "Institute of Technologies" named after other states ?

NSA boss: Trump won't pull trigger for Russia election hack retaliation

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Re: Really?

It isn't the votes that count - it's the person that counts the votes.

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What were they planning on doing?

Interfering in Russia's free and fare electoral process?

Is this why Facebook is such a toxic dump? HP, HPE sued for 'leaking chems' into office site

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Re: A small irony

A modern company would have added a clause to the user agreement that results from the instrument can't be used against the manufacturer

Apple: Er, yes. Your iCloud stuff is now on Google's servers, too

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But Apple would have to run the cloud on their own machines - since they don't sell real computers anymore that would be one hell of a lot of Macbooks!

Trump buries H-1B visa applicants in paperwork

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That has been tried:

One they must pay prevailing wages in the area

Add a requirement that they must know your own internal software, there are no local applicants so the prevailing wage is whatever you claim. Look on craigslist for job ads wanting php+cobol+matlab+VMS so they can get a market labor opinion that there are no local candidates.

Two they must pay $ $50,000 per person

Minus deductions for health care premiums, pension, flights home, housing costs, company store etc

Three lying on the h1-b1 visa is a five year felony

It is the candidate that applies and signs the visa. You actually want some low level of enforcement so you can hang a threat over the person.

can include up 10% of the companies income

Employee #12345 is employed by (and the sole employee of ) Tata services #12345 (Bermuda ), it has gross sales of that person's income.

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Re: Why discriminate against people whose mothers gave birth in a different country?

Call me old fashioned, but I believe a company based in the US, should be hiring predominantly from the local labor pool,

And customers should do the same, nobody outside America should buy American software or cars or watch american tv shows

EU aviation agency publishes new drone framework. Hobbyists won't like it

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It's a euro plot

To ban cricket.

Cricket balls can be thrown at over 100mph (except by English bowlers) and have a mass of 162g = that's 160J of potential impact ke.

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Re: Certainly, in Germany

No problem - we can just claim that we are training as glider pilots with our new single engined high performance Messerschmidt "glider tugs"

IBM gives Services staff until 2019 to get agile

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Re: If you can't say something nice

And a 3 year program to document the procedural changes that will enable agile use of the existing processes without any changes

Hubble Space Telescope one of 16 suffering data-scrambling sensor error

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Re: The tyranny of the quanta

It was well known 20years ago not to trust successive approximation ADCs for astronomy. But the absolute ones topped out at 100Khz, which was fine for the 1K x 1K arrays we had then

Batteries are so heavy, said user. If I take it out, will this thing work?

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Re: "how to check the oil level"

Our receptionist got a new Audi A3 years ago and the owner wasn't supposed to open the bonnet.

There was a pop out panel behind the grill with washer fluid + oil - everything else was for the dealer.

It made sense for her

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re: batteries not included

Confession time.

In college we rented the normal "young ones" shared house and the ignition in the gas cooker stopped working after a few weeks.

A group of physics/engineering/math undergraduates tried to guess how it worked - piezo-electric button, catalytic from gas+air cell, thermocouple and a capacitor ?)

At the end of the year somebody looked under the cooker (not like we ever cleaned) and said "hey there's a battery here!"

SpaceX's internet satellites to beam down 'Hello world' from orbit

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Re: a recovery vessel, dubbed Mr Steven

Because their names are probably, trademarked, owned, licensed and litigated over.

The advantage of using culture names for ships is that if the culture do ever contact us, the GSV will be pleased, or at least mildly amused

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Re: Bah!

The fairing are carbon fiber

Of course it is still better to catch them in a net than try and fish them out of the water and haul them aboard

That microchipped e-passport you've got? US border cops still can't verify the data in it

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Solution

Just print a little green padlock on the front of the passport - then they know everything is safe

Putting the urgency in emergency: UK's delayed emergency services network review... delayed

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Re: Vehicle Solution

(so the logger knows who was driving). It is awful. Consistently fails to recognise the presence of the key fob and screams at the driver.

That explains why chief constables are never able to identify the driver when their official car is caught on a speed camera

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Re: Vehicle Solution

But vehicles move, how are you supposed to connect a phone line to them?

It becomes even worse with cloudy-digital, running FTMV (fiber to moving vehicle) is proving tricky

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Or like they decided to use Ford and Mercedes commercial vehicles instead of building their own?

Brexit to better bumpkin broadband, 4G coverage for farmers – Gove

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But they can now afford to spend £350M/week on rural broadband now that they don't have to pay for all those farming subsidies

London Mayor's chief digi officer: 'Have faith and give us a chance'

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Re: I agree with the casual dress code...

just another "hipster" that probably knows fuck all about what he's talking about. He just has a gift for the bullshit and is able to sell that bullshit to the clueless fools that pay him.

But digital .....

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But don't worry he will only have to survive on this miniscule public sector salary for a couple of years before joining one of the companies that so successfully win all the bids for "digital infrastructure"

Crunch time: Maplin in talks to sell the business

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Re: Sadly true

At least all Maplin's stock is hand made in the UK not imported from China

Shops are rent seeking middlemen. The reason we have had to pay a markup to merchants for the last 1000years is that is was difficult to pop down to the spice islands for your pepper.

Now that it is as easy for the end user to buy from the chinese as manufacturer as it is for the retailer - we don't need the retailer taking a cut.

A print button? Mmkay. Let's explore WHY you need me to add that

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Re: Why a print button?

Because the form they are filling in has to be posted to some government dept or kept on file for 30years for legal reasons. And if you don't add a print button you will receive 20 full screen captures pasted one after another into a word document and then printed

Opportunity knocked? Rover survives Martian winter, may not survive budget cuts

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Re: It won't save any money

But you only save these costs if you have other paying customers that you are turning down. I don't know the details of Mars Rover, but unless they are paying for commercial services then cutting a small % usage of infrastructure that you own rarely saves the money it shows on the accountants spreadsheet

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