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Blackwell a no-sell in China as trade deal fails to materialize

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So let me just understand this.....

Trump originally banned the export of advanced AI chips to China so China can't create an army of Terminators to invade Pearl Harbor

Xi announced that China was banning the import of Nvidia chips

Trump is going to negotiate to demand that China lift this unfair ban and start buying American GPUs ?

Microsoft's data sovereignty: Now with extra sovereignty!

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To be fair, neither is North Korea

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Re: In the spirit of St William of Vancouver

It's not just about Trump. Imagine if one day an unscrupulous politician became President of the USA. Somebody who didn't have a deep respect for the law and Constitution. Somebody who was perhaps beholden to nasty corporate billionaires. Somebody who was even prepared to abuse the office for personal financial gain

Meta can't afford its $600B love letter to Trump

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"Promised"

This is the $500Bn where Zuck, caught on a hot mic, asked Trumo, was that the right number? I didn't know so made something up

I believe that this might not constitute a legally binding commitment

Foxconn hires humanoid robots to make servers at Nvidia's Texas factory

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>So it’s a complete load of absolute bollocks isn’t it?

They're an optional extra on the humanoid robots

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And yet all this woke climate-change stuff in banning home coal fires has denied generations of children a career in the chimney cleaning industry.

We can only hope that new coal fired power stations to drive AI will enable new job creation for grubby urchins.

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Re: Why humanoid?

Or made accessible for things you make now

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Re: Documentary

The warning hat light on top turns red?

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That's unfair. We can hide child workers in almost anything, that's the beauty of using children. Looms, chimneys, EUV light sources - you can send little children in to clean them

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Re: Why humanoid?

So the business model is to make faulty robots and then demand that the ADA is expanded to accommodate them?

It's not the daftest idea I've heard.

'Windows sucks,' former Microsoft engineer says, explains how to fix it

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Re: If only there was an alternative OS

But at least it could do corners

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Re: If only there was an alternative OS

He wasn't wrong

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Re: If only there was an alternative OS

VMS, the OS that WinNT was meant to be

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If only there was an alternative OS

That did what he asked for and was freely available

Help desk boss fell for ‘Internet Cleaning Day’ prank - then swore he got the joke

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Re: Has your tech team pranked colleagues?

Like getting someone to fax you blank paper when your machine ran out ?

'Vibe coding' named Word of the Year. Developers everywhere faceplant

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Re: I'm building a house....

Nails? What kind of hack are you ?

A real carpenter wouldn't need nails

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Re: 4GL

4th generation languages were where you showed the tool an example of the output you wanted and it generated the code ?

5th generation you spoke to the computer and it created the code

6th generation took input through the medium of interpretive dance - this is believed to have produced Windows Vista

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Re: Having tried vibe coding

If the next team is another AI .......

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Re: Having tried vibe coding

It's great for boiler plate, writing a PIMPL outline in C++ doing an abstract base class in Python etc

Great for APIs with weird quirks. Saves having to look up that 4th parameter in OpenCV's contour function, or remember that it destroys the input image so you need to make a copy,

Handy for the maths that you vaguely know but have forgotten the details of. What's the trick for pre-inverting a matrix in advance so you can solve on large matrices that would use too much memory?

Great for suggesting alternative approaches. Instead of just asking how do I call function_X in API_Y, ask how would I solve the task and discover that there is an alternative method

You'll never guess what the most common passwords are. Oh, wait, yes you will

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So that's 2 factor authentication ?

An easy password but the keypad is out of reach

Attackers abuse Gemini AI to develop ‘Thinking Robot’ malware and data processing agent for spying purposes

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Re: "People will come to love their oppression ...

TLDR could you make that an Instagram video?

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Abuse you say?

What else would you use an all powerful, unthinking, AI overlord for ?

UK judge delivers a 'damp squib' in Getty AI training case, no clear precedent set

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Re: Stored or not stored?

>It was obviously used. By a for profit company.

So if an employee at a for profit company read a textbook and used ideas they "learned' from it ?

It's going to make film studies programs a bit tricky. We can only employee you if you can prove you learned nothing from any of the copyrighted works you studied. I suppose English Lit is OK if you only study Chaucer and Shakespeare ( but not any modern translations)

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But that's the same ruling that claims you have "created" whatever illegal content by transferring the bytes to screen

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Re: Hmmm

I made a new AI model, it's "trained" on my movie collection and has a very simple "inference" step which uses the builtin "cp" command

As a bonus it uses much less resources than traditional AI models

IBM cutting several thousand jobs in latest layoffs

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Waiting for IBM to announce that they have 4294967295 employees, as a result of a fixed integer and a wrap-around error

China's president Xi Jinping jokes about backdoors in Xiaomi smartphones

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The gears on my new bicycle requires me to create an account to use the app to set it up !

Google yanks Gemma after US senator says model ‘hallucinated’ her committing crimes

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It's not like they accused her of eating the cats and the dogs

AN0M, the backdoored ‘secure’ messaging app for criminals, is still producing arrests after four years

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Re: Quantum ?

But I bet the definition is much broader when it comes to warrants or anything that benefits them

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Quantum ?

>was a closed system, and messages sent with the app therefore didn’t go across a telecoms network

So was data was transferred by the Modulated Monarch Method proposed by PTerry ?

(A system which uses the fact that the heir becomes king/Queen instantaneously on the death of the current monarch and so faster than light communication is possible by endangering the monarch and measuring the resulting level of royalty in a distant heir)

YouTube's AI moderator pulls Windows 11 workaround videos, calls them dangerous

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Re: Deliberate act or not ?

Surprise and forced updates...

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Re: this isn't being done by microsoft

You see how that's worse, right?

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Re: Deliberate act or not ?

No one expects Microsoft interference

Their chief weapon is surprise

Alaska Air phones a friend to find out what caused massive October outage

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Re: inadvertent tenant configuration change

From the industry that brought you "controlled flight into terrain"

SpaceX shows off progress on its lunar Starship

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Re: Wouldn't

That's the advantage of British cars of 70s/80s

The unions insisted on 30% unnecessary extra parts to support the Amalgamated Union of Widget, Doodah and Whatsit Fettlers.

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Re: Wouldn't

"Assembly proesdure is simply the same steps in reverse"

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Re: Time for a song

I miss the cold-war days of an all powerful military-industrial complex spending 10% of GDP

White House says China to lift rare earth export bans, stop probes into US tech companies

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WhiteHouse says China will play nicely

The US State Dept has been unable to confirm if the Chinese delegation had their fingers crossed

Ransomware gang runs ads for Microsoft Teams to pwn victims

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Any unreasonably secure operation blocks visiting Teams/Outlook even in desktop mode n a machine without Intune and Device Management running

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Could be worse

Imagine searching for Microsoft Teams, seeing a text link at the top of the results, visiting it, and then getting Microsoft Teams installed

Meta to sell $30B in bonds to build AI datacenters

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Re: Repayment duration

>And those TE ones have a people backing them be it a city, state,

Depends where you see the risk:

Dear Leader demands everyone swap their US government bonds for 0% interest non-tradeable 100 year assets

City police shoot a white kid and city is bankrupted by settlement

Meta goes bust and can't pay it's bonds

Trump and Xi ease trade tensions, but Nvidia still can't sell Blackwell in China

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Re: He just cares about the pomp and circumstance

In his first term he tore up the no-good-evil-Clinton Nafta trade agreement and replaced it with the identical most-beautiful-most-brilliant-Trump USMCA

That is now the worst deal in American history and so Canada needs 1Billion% tariffs on the steel, aluminium, oil and gas it exports to American industry

Then the tariff was doubled because the evil Canadians showed an ad where the evil communist fake president Reagan said that tariffs were long term bad for the economy

On the plus side, Canada has (mostly) united under a more than competent new leader, is getting long delayed gas pipelines toward Europe and Asia and doing trade deals with everyone who doesn't drive pickup trucks. Truly he is a "nation builder"

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Except Fox reports and his followers believe:

He introduced tarrifs that China paid for, China has now surrendered because Trump is so tough and America won.

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Re: He just cares about the pomp and circumstance

All that matters is the announcement.

It's a democracy:

You announce good-thing

Your pet media reports good-thing

Voters see good-thing and like good-thing doer

Actually doing the thing is totally irrelevant

Smile! Uncle Sam wants to scan your face on the way in – and out

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Re: I'm not planning to visit the United Hell Holes any time soon

>what's needed is that euro-ish liberal that doesn't have AOC's baggage

Or they could follow the UK's lead

If the want to beat a right wing candidate the left wing party just has to select a more right wing candidate than the right wing party

I applaud President Trumps decision to Nuke Washington and call on his administration to go further.....

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Re: I'm not planning to visit the United Hell Holes any time soon

>great grandma who was sharp as a tack until she died at 102

Is the US ready for its first posthumous President ?

Equinix revealed as occupant of £3.9B UK datacenter campus

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Re: Literacy

> Equinix somehow pays less tax than your local shoe shop.

That's very unlikely, they will pay no tax.

While receiving incentive payments for the millions they are collecting from their customers, which is remember a contribution to the economy

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Re: Greenwash hogwash

Most likely they buy some sort of complex financial contract on solar/wind power when there is over production and the price is cheap - and so claim that they purchased >100% of the annual power usage while relying on continual 24x7 grid power to actually run their business

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