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London's top cop isn't expecting facial recog tech to result in 'lots of arrests'

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Re: "Anyway, it's only a trial - and it's what the public would want!"

Well my team and I really concerned ourselves fundamentally with a statistical analysis of violence as a whole in tandem with and related to a psycho-chemical and broadly speaking a behavioral analysis of over a thousand individuals and we've come to the inevitable conclusion that the one course of action

that the authorities must take is

to cut off their goolies facial recognition carpet bombing

'Plane Hacker' Roberts: I put a network sniffer on my truck to see what it was sharing. Holy crap!

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Re: Bike Garmin

(A newer Garmin said I had done 24,000 miles in about twenty minutes between Impington and Dry Drayton.)

< nasel anorak voice of man in pub> what you did was take the wormhole at the back of Fenstanton, go through the galactic center and turn right at the spiral arm - it cuts out the whole junction at nether wallop. Alternately you can take the stargate at the little side road off the 3rd turning at the Fen Drayton roundabout

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Re: What about the Toyotas that get sold to the Middle East ...

You can hardly supply Toyota with a list of places in the middle East you plan on having a war in - they are Japanese, remember Pearl Harbour?

DJI are Chinese, a trusted ally in the war on Canada

IBM fired me because I'm not a millennial, says axed cloud sales star in age discrim court row

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He was the top salesman in the group

Hasn't he understood IBM's new business model?

How are they expected to achieve ever lower sales every quarter if you have outliers like this wrecking the curve?

Google Chrome update to label HTTP-only sites insecure within WEEKS

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Re: It's not "browsing" anymore..

So trivial then for every home user with a wifi printer, security camera, weather monitor etc

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Re: It's not "browsing" anymore..

Can you do https to a 192. address?

'Coding' cockup blamed for NHS cough-up of confidential info against patients' wishes

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Or the keycard is left in the machine with pin written on a postit.

I hope so. I don't want the ER doc with their hands in my chest to have to let go of the artery to go and logon to get my blood test result

As far as the gender pay gap in Britain goes, IBM could do much worse

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Re: sample size, outliers, biases

You also outsource all low paid mostly female jobs so all the cleaners and canteen staff don't skew your stats.

You then get rid of secretaries, receptionists etc.

New Android P beta is 'very close', 'near-final' but also just 'early'

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Re: huh... just got Oreo...

Verizon Moto Z Force got Oreo

When marketing depts collide.

The new Moto Thrust Turbo Ninja Extreme SAS edition (with 9 blades) gets an upgrade to Android version Pumpkin Popsicle

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you will have an army of appletards hunting you down

On the reg ?

Does Safari still give you an electric shock if you try and visit this site?

Bankrupt Aussie Hells Angel scoops £750k lottery jackpot

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Re: Tautology?

It's a sad indictment of chemistry education in S Australia if they have to import crystal meth

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Re: Huh?

Quite impressed that the Hell's Angles manage to run these complex tax scams. I'm picturing the back of a biker bar with a group of accountants in leather jackets, patches and green eye-shades.

A £1.3m prize for a plunging share price at BT? Not so fast...

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Re: I'm wondering....

People complain when the bonus is linked to rising shareprice - claiming it leads to short termism.

Now they complain when the bonus is linked to falling shareprice - you can't please some people

Foot lose: Idiot perv's shoe-mounted upskirt vid camera explodes

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Re: In the interests of Equality

No but Scotland will ban (hopefully) up-kilt images

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Re: The real question is...

No the trick is to keep it vague: That way you can prosecute a photographer at a protest march or ban an image of a politician caught in-the-arms-of-a-damsel. And of course you need to make it an offence not to turn over all any phone or camera to the police to investigate.

There is a funny talk by a law prof (LSE?) about whether lady Godiver should be prosecuted for public indecency or Peeping Tom for peeping.

Boffins want to stop Network Time Protocol's time-travelling exploits

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Re: There go precious milliseconds

So you shift the time by a second in each packet and send 1000s of packets - gradually shifting the server clock a few minutes.

If you always believe your own clock over the NTP feed then why are you bothering with NTP ?

Flipping 'ell, Dell! IT giant preps to go public again, files its homework

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Re: Printouts - please eat without ketchup

Although famously as a public company they spent more on price raising share buy-backs than they ever earned in profits

If only their HW engineering was as sophisticated as their financial engineering

Micro Focus offloads Linux-wrangler SUSE for a cool $2.5bn

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Re: Cut-and-shut

Great story, but I think you mean "undamaged halves"?

You are obviously unfamiliar with government procurement procedures

Wasn't too hard, was it? UK has made 'significant progress' in spy control

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Re: "could possibly pass the test of necessity and proportionality,""

The Police and the home secretary ?

Git365. Git for Teams. Quatermass and the Git Pit. GitHub simply won't do now Microsoft has it

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Re: Missed the obvious one

Visual SourceHub for Business 365 Cloud Services Edition

Science fiction legend Harlan Ellison ends his short time on Earth

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Re: Class act.

Somewhere in all his horrific dystopias, he found the perfect way to die.

Philip K Dick died in someone else's sleep

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Re: Ah ...

In an example of "Everything that's Wrong with the Modern World" another obit piece (probably in the Garudian) said something like "in the light of this behavior we must reconsider the value of his work"

NO, if the work is good it doesn't matter if he fed puppies into wood chippers or used emacs. The value of the work is unchanged. Blackadder II doesn't become bad when Ben Elton becomes a Tory peer.

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Re: RIP Harlan

You think mere physical death would stop Harlan suing someone over copying his work ?

HMRC told AGAIN to toughen up on VAT-dodging online traders

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Re: Amazon

I'm currently a dirty job stealing immigrant in the former colonies - Amazon might not do this in Europe.

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Re: Amazon

Even worse, Amazon co-mingle stock. So if you buy a Casio from a totally reputable retailer on Amazon you are just as likely to get the fake one shipped to their warehouse by Dell Boy as you are to get the genuine one if you buy from Trotters Independant Trading Fulfilled by Amazon.

That's why nobody buys sd cards or (non-amazon brand) batteries on Amazon anymore

So... where's the rest? Xiaomi walks away from IPO with less than hoped

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The problem is that they have also put their brand name on a bunch of cheap rebadged rice cookers, wifi switched light bulbs and other crap that got a plain white box and an unjustified 300% markup

If you go to your favourite cheap-chinese-crap.com site and put in Xiaomi it looks a lot more like Aldi than Apple

Google Cloud CEO admits: Yeah, we wanted GitHub too. Whatevs

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Microsoft buying an OSS repository is questionable because of their open hostility to openness.

Microsoft of 10years ago would buy it to shut down the open source cancer.

But Microsoft of 10years in the future isn't a software company - it's a services company.

They are charging / month for Office, Visual Studio and Azure - they aren't selling shrink wrapped copies of software.

Github model is perfect, you use the free version of VS + Git = your code is public.

If you want to keep it private = you pay $X/month. No arguing about licensing, student versions, introductory offers etc

UK taxman warned it's running out of time to deliver working customs IT system by Brexit

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Re: No surprise

Simple solution, reduce the volume of exports until the system can cope.

Now how can you massively reduce the volume of exports across the country by March 2019 .....

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Re: Bunch of Naysayers

So the Green channel will become Blue - to match the passports

The Blue channel will become Red - to match the passports - but then be closed

The Red channel will be covered up with a wall

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Re: Government office is unable to hit deadlines.

Post-Brexit we will have our own water and it won't be wet, unless you want to it to be.

And anybody who says otherwise is a remoaner

IBM memo to staff: Our CEO Ginni is visiting so please 'act normally!'

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Re: Bah!

My favorite bit is the seat-filling stand-in.

Presumably they get them from the same agency that supplies the groups of attractive young people starring intently at a pie chart in all website stock photos

Labour MP pushing to slip 6-hour limit to kill illegal online content into counter-terror bill

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Re: Three clicks

can people now be terrorickrolled right into prison?

@0 years ago when it was made an offence to hand over the password to an encrypted file - people emailed blocks of random numbers to Mr Blunkett

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Re: It is impossible.

they (Google) would develop an AI system to do the task

They did - it simply blocked any video with arabic script or black flags.

Including BBC news reports about ISIS

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Re: Who decides what is illegal?

If their business model allows people to do illegal stuff unchecked then they should treated as accessories and prosecuted in the criminal courts

Then so should the network companies that carry it.

that's why we need to ban encryption so that Cable & Wireless can check all the packets going down its fibers. We also need the post office to open all mail to check that it isn't illegal

Galileo, here we go again. My my, the Brits are gonna miss EU

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Re: Better than average returns??

Increasing your map relative positional accuracy from 2m to 1.5m has little tangible value.

And increasing it from 2m to 2cm relies on local beacons which you can use with any GNSS system on your own territory.

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Re: Fgs

Germany exports about 1 in 7 of the cars it makes to the UK. Post-Brexit, absent a relevant deal, tariffs could kick in

Except that it would then switch to exporting cars to the UK from its US plants.

Or was Britain's plan to introduce 25% tariffs on American imports as part of the goal of global free trade

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Re: HS2 and the Galileo replacement

Fortunately a post Brexit UK will be welcomed into USA free trade arms with no tarrifs - unlike those evil Canadians

Relive your misspent, 8-bit youth on the BBC's reopened Micro archive

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Re: 8-bit education

True but it is still important that people know what a computer does

Most people don't become professional physicists but it's still worth teaching everyone that you perform experiments, see how changing one thing affects others, change your mind when you see the results - rather than just believe what some ranting idiot says

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Re: I remember when this were fields

I remember when all this was mines and steelworks - now it's fields

UK.gov outsourcers must prove their 'social value' to win contracts

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Re: Private member's bills

How much examination and debate is this one likely to have though?

That's why it's a perfect law to slip in a little clause giving police the power to seize all devices that could be used to take rude photos in public or any system that could be used to process images.

Wrap that in a bit of latin, put it in a sub-paragraph on page 432 and you can grab any phone or computer without a warrant.

You can't possibly complain - it's being used to catch perverts. You aren't pro-pervert are you ?

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Re: Private member's bills

He didn't vote against it, he voted against a bill being made law with no examination or debate.

Does anybody remember a couple of recent decades where the numbers of laws increased massively and were all then re-purposed to crack down on evil terrorists

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Re: social value

Whitehall do have professionals, but when their minister tells them to contract out some vital public infrastructure to a private company from a list of one there isn't much you can do.

At least in the old days there was a small group of companies who could compete by offering bigger donations to the party election fund, or more remunerative directorships to ministers - now with all the mergers you have only one UK company able to bid.

White House calls its own China tech cash-inject ban 'fake news'

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Sometimes they even claim "Fake News" for things that they did personally release in a press statement.

I think the policy is to deny anything that later looks bad in the press.

I suggest that all future presidential announcements be prefixed with the venerable legal term "no take-backs"

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Unless it's fake news that he said it

What does @ReallyRealDonaldTrump say ?

ps does it slightly concern anyone else that official statements by the world's remaining superpower are verified only by having the "Real" in front of them?

Why aren't startups working? They're not great at creating jobs... or disrupting big biz

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>Most Startups are really just Rent-Seeking Privacy-Killing-Scammers.

Most startups are one-person contracting companies, hair salons or nail bars, or small family restaurants

In huge privacy win, US Supreme Court rules warrant needed to slurp folks' location data

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Re: So where...

Stingray would be fine. The Police don't need a warrant for data collected by the police, they aren't demanding data from a cell company.

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Re: You're gonna need a warrant

Surely your location when in public is in the public domain?

As is any book you buy in public or newspaper you read.

Or anybody you meet and talk to.

If you don't want the apparatus of state security following your every movement in public -just stay at home with the curtains closed. Think how much lower crime would be if everyone spent all their time hiding under their beds !

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Re: Hypocrisy of dissent

Definitely everyone should be allowed nuclear weapons, it's just those that have most to fear from an oppressive armed government should rush out to buy them first.

So should school children, mutually assured thermonuclear destruction is the only logical alternative to escalating school shootings

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