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Grumble Pai: FCC boss told by House Dems to try the novel concept of putting US folks first, big biz second

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Re: Sounds like ...

Probably not - he is a toxic asset, why risk it once he has outlived his usefullness ?

Any telco trying to operate in California with Pai on their board is in for a world of hurt

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Re: Big biz first, surely...

Obviously if the people cared so much about the FCC they would have bought their own chairman

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It also applies to "nice" agencies and "naughty" congress

How would the EPA have done under a Trump congress if it is ruled by tweet?

Oh dear! Amazon's facial recognition is racist and sexist – and there's a JLaw deep fake that will make you want to tear out your eyes

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>If you show me an EM field that discriminates between black and white electrons,

We do live in a world incredibly hostile to "differently charged" electrons

Positive electrons need our support, at the moment they can only live isolated from the main stream.

Remember anti-matter particles matter !

You got a smart speaker but you're worried about privacy. First off, why'd you buy one? Secondly, check out Project Alias

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Re: @batfink - you could simply not put the creepy things in your home

>I only see young attracting females

Like Nanny Ogg with a bag of sweeties ?

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Re: Why not just

>mine's the Tesco meal-for-one and a QI rerun on Dave)

Luxury.....

Some people don't live that sort of Dabbs-Bond lifestyle

Techie finds himself telling caller there is no safe depth of water for operating computers

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Re: Annoying pedantry

>then grab a large hammer and a stamp to mark the part as "inspected"...

One early space telescope suffered a gyro failure soon after launch.

Checking the paperwork, the flight gyros had been tested by several different groups for several times their design life!

UK spy overseer: Snooper's Charter cockups are still getting innocents arrested

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Re: Accountability? Responsibility?

>Plus ca change.......

L'tat, c'est moi"

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Re: Is that all?

>You can't be serious?! Really?!

After the Soham murders of the two girls by the school caretaker - who had been suspected but never charged at a previous school.

The police decided that they needed to keep "ancillary data" for "general background" - ie people they suspected but couldn't pin anything on, this data could of course be shared with other interested parties.

cf. The London force keeping a list of "gang linked" youth (cough black cough) which they shared with housing authorities, job centers etc

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Re: Is that all?

And he will show up as "having been arrested" for child abuse related reasons in a police report if he ever wants to volunteer for anything, or work near a school

Boffins debunk study claiming certain languages (cough, C, PHP, JS...) lead to more buggy code than others

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Re: Enjoyed FORTRAN more than any language...

Now bugs occur in some random bit of javascript called by a framework, which imports a library which uses a framework which ... turtles .. turtles ....

At least with Fortran you could be sure that the NAG library was correct

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Joke

Re: How many times do I have to say this?

No only in real programming languages

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Re: Too simplistic

These reports also generally quote bugs / line of code, or bugs / feature point.

On the project I work on the Matlab prototype is one function call, the only possible bug in my code is to get the order of the matrix rows/cols the wrong way round (fscking Matlab)

The python version is 3 lines of code - I need to create some input arrays

The production version is a few 100 lines of highly optomised C++ calling 100s more lines of complex CUDA kernel. It took a year to build. Although it does run at 60fps instead of 1 frame/cup of coffee

The bugs/line of code might be the same - that doesn't make the language choice irrelevant

Smaller tech firms just aren't ready for a no-deal Brexit, MPs told

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Re: Piece of cake (and eat it)

March 29 is a friday, you have the whole weekend to re-engineer your business to the new rules.

How big is the UK space industry? It hauled in £14.8bn for 2016/2017 – report

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Re: Thank ITAR

In practice though, even if you managed to avoid any US (or foreign subsidiary of US corp) software, hardware, OS etc - if you are in the satelite building game you probably rely on the US govt for other things.

So unless you want to do a total break from any western defence/aerospace business you will listen to their 'politely worded objections' to your exports.

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Re: Sky Broadcasting

But 10% of households still have satelite TV, so 2.5M customers paying £50-100/month soon adds up.

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Space Industry

So 90% of the UK's space industry is paying for satelite TV?

Same thing happened here when the local movie industry wanted tax breaks. The "arts" contributed some $Bn to the local economy - but only because they counted everyone's cable bill as "arts" income

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Re: Thank ITAR

Itar still applies to kit built in the UK and launched by 'foreign' sites- unless you want to be huawei-ed.

Florida man's deadliest catch forces police to evacuate Taco Bell

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Re: Irony

>'original inhabitants'.

Presumably the 'original inhabitants' are now in Punta Arenas

The ones living in N America are the ones who killed/replaced/drove out the earlier ones who then moved further south and were then replaced by the next lot to cross from Asia

The the ones on top of the pile when the europeans arrived are the penultimate nations

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Re: Irony

>Nice. Now who's the racist one?

I was translating for local usage.

There seems to be a strong latitude dependence of terminology for pre-european inhabitants

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Irony

The police dept having a badge with a FirstNation/NativeAmerican/Indian(feather not red dot) and a motto "God Be With Us" - how did that work out for them?

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Re: Idiot

The real risk is 75 year old explosive having changed into a more 'interesting' formation which detonated when it dried out and crystals started to grow.

Post-Brexit plan for .EU tweaked: No dot-EU web domains for Europeans in UK, no appeals, etc

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Time for a language law?

For 953 years we have lived under the oppression of the French language, culminating in the evil that is Pret-A-Manger

Surely in the bright new dawn of a post-Brexit future the UK could have a Quebec style language law where cafes (another word that will have to go) are hounded for labeling a sandwich as "Croque monsieur" instead of Mr Crunchy

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Nominet policies 4.4 "We do not impose restrictions on your status as applicant for the registration of a Domain Name in the following SLDs ("Open SLDs"):"

(Non-Open SLDs have restrictions on some domains such as sch.uk for schools)

Raspberry Pi Foundation says its final farewells to 40nm with release of Compute Module 3+

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Re: I have always thought...

>drop the SODIMM format and move to PCIe 1x slots

The point of the sodimm is to pack a lot of i/o pins into a small form factor with cheap available sockets that lock and can lie flat on a PCB

Using a PCIe socket doesn't have any advantages, using a PCIe bus means you don't have any of the GPIO pins. these are industrial controllers not blade servers.

Arm wants to wrestle industry into a seat on the UK.gov's £70m hardware security train

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Re: Stock images

It's definitely secure though !

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Re: Chicken feed

I was going to start my own space program by spending more per capita in my house than the USA spends on NASA

NASA's Opportunity rover celebrates 15 years on Mars – by staying as dead as a doornail

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Re: Why solar

>They don't have enough fuel for the RTGs currently also I believe

A trade deal with N. Korea ?

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Re: A great job of engineering, but next time....

>but even my rabidly hard-exit work colleague was fuming at Dyson

Why - he is just trying to help ?

Following the glorious dawn of a new age we will be able to negotiate a free trade deal in vacuum cleaners with Singapore. It would be terribly embarrassing if they didn't have a domestic vacuum cleaner industry producing the sort of hoovers that Britain wanted.

Whats(goes)App must come down... World in shock as Zuck decides to intertwine Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp

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Re: if you want to receive incoming traffic then someone needs to know where you are

>How did Skype worked without?

By continually exchanging messages with peers (in it's original incarnation) - tricky if you are on mobile with a less than generous data allowance

Tech sector meekly waves arms in another bid to get Oz to amend its crypto-busting laws

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And similarly aren't going to use any Australian components in their systems.

Unless you want to be the one explaining to the nice gentlemen with the short haircuts and earpieces why the system you just delivered to the US government seems to be full of Aussie spyware

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Re: "Is this what you wanted to see?"

Except in truecrypt's case you could. The first N bytes of each encrypted volume, hidden or not were a known value encrypted with the chosen algorithm (so it could detect which algorithm was used)

Of course you could say that it was a pure coincidence that the big block of random number filled "unused" space on your drive happened to begin with the AES encryption of "truecrypt" - but it probably would be enough to get a warrant.

En garde! 'Cyber-war has begun' – and France will hack first, its defence sec declares

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Re: Simple

>DOH: Do not put anything IMPORTANT on or connected to the Internet

Does it have to be?

Has France just announced that your national airline's fleet of Airbus could be turned into a weapon if you become an enemy of France?

And how much of an "enemy" do you need to become to justify the use of cyber weapons? Do you have to invade French soil, or is failing to support France in some trade dispute make you an economic enemy?

France wants in on the No Huawei Club while Canuck infosec bloke pretty insistent on ban

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Re: Meanwhile

>Anyway, would you leave today your children alone with a priest who was often moved from a city to another?

Except in this case it's the priest saying not to leave your child with the rabbi because you can't trust those ...

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Re: Pot, meet Kettle.

In the UK you just make sure that you promote the right retired cabinet secretary

Sir Humphrey: How are things at the Campaign for the Freedom of Information, by the way?

Sir Arnold: Sorry, I can't talk about that.

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Re: Again....

> snooping on PowerPlants, Govt Institutions, Telcos etc is a whole other ball game.

WikiLeaks docs show NSA's 10-year economic espionage campaign against France

EasyJet boss says pre-Chrimbo Gatwick drone chaos cost it £15m

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So what happens if somebody sees a bird near an airport ?

No planes have been brought down by drones, not even clear that a plane has ever hit a drone.

Birds on the other hand are now possibly THE major cause of crashes for large aircraft (at least those operated by legit airlines outside warzones)

Big Red's big pay gap: $13,000 gulf between male and female Oracle staffers – reports

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Re: BS statement translation.

>If this is not the case then what will the Oracle salespeople be saying to prospects who are looking to buy Oracle HR Apps to manage their own HR and determine similar information....?

I suspect this is a major selling point. With this $$$ upgrade our HR software is completely incapable of calculating anything that will get you into trouble.

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Re: All else being equal...

>but sometimes just because they negotiated a better deal or joined when the job market was high

I worked in the mathematical modelling group of a consultancy, most people had come from academic jobs or fresh PhDs and the salary was based on your last pay + small %

The business development consultants had all come from banking jobs and started on 3-4x as much - although they never seemed to book any sales. In the end all the techies left and the company folded.

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It happens in govt jobs and the military - pay grades are all known and published.

No major or senior-scientific-officer gets paid twice as much as another because their previous job was at a bank rather than a charity

French data watchdog dishes out largest GDPR fine yet: Google ordered to hand over €50m

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Re: A State Level Protection Racket?

Or they could stop indexing French companies, or French government services.

I used to be a dull John Doe. Thanks to Huawei, I'm now James Bond!

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Re: Conquest of Africa?

>I suppose JR-M, BoJo etc think that.

No, they think China is British

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Re: Conquest of Africa?

The US has a dept of defence - I'm sure the people of Iraq appreciate the irony

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Re: Conquest of Africa?

>Children in Kenya are learning Mandarin in primary school now.

But surely Keenyah (pronounced like that) is British ?

Friday fun fact: If Stegosauruses had space telescopes, they wouldn't have seen any rings around Saturn

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Neither do cats and they managed to build an entire civilisation around themselves.

Maybe the dinosaurs had a slave species to do all the can opening ?

RIP 2019-2019: The first plant to grow on the Moon? Yeah, it's dead already, Chinese admit

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Re: Cotton, really?

> but I suspect it will be impracticable for "space explorers" to grow their own clothes.

But with tarrifs on Earth grown cotton to support hard working lunarians and subsidies to support vital lunar agriculture it could work.

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Re: Didn't Fred Hoyle and Asimov write about this?

Nasa left a whole pile of poop on the moon in various landers

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Re: Puzzled

Original purpose of going to the moon = prove Merkin capitalism is better than rooskie communism (or to prove that our Germans are better than their Germans)

Purpose of this lander = to get some publicity and make people think of China as the next scientific (and commercial/military) superpower and not just somewhere that makes cheap knock-off sneakers.

What can you do on the moon that the facebook generation would give a tweet about ?

Diplomat warns that tech industry has become a pawn as politicos fight dirty

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Re: Wrong way round?

Not when one of the worlds biggest telecoms equipment makers can be banned from the English speaking world in the basis of a tweet from a president.

A bunch of local high tech firms here have been bought by American companies because that is the only way they can get US government contracts.

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