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Adi Shamir visa snub: US govt slammed after the S in RSA blocked from his own RSA conf

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Re: Weeeeaaaelllll... looky here, we gad ar selfs a reader!

Currently a very good whine in the papers by Harvard about the difficulty of Chinese students getting visas to study their and how the current administration doesn't seem to understand that overseas students paying to study in the USA is an export not an import.

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Re: So where would they move it to?

>most of South America,

Most of South America requires you to fly through the USA. Since the USA doesn't have transit lounges it means you have to get a US visa to visit a lot of S. America.

Ironically one of patriotic Boeing's selling points for the long range version of the Dreamliner is that it would allow more S. American airlines to fly direct to Europe without the interference of Uncle Sam.

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Re: Johnny Foreigner

And he repeatedly visited the middle east.

A colleague of mine who served in the Israeli Defense Force (along with pretty much everyone in that country) wondered how he should answer the 'have you ever been involved in espionage or sabotage' question on the visa form. The correct answer - Yes I was made to run around half the desert with a backpack full of explosives - presumably wouldn't get a favorable response

Smart home owner? Don't make your crib easy pickings for the smart home pwner

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Re: I'm safe

Rogers follows the Canadian telecom model of providing billing with a minimum of actual telecoms.

By cleverly removing the 'transfering IP packets to/from the customer" loophole they are able to greatly enhance security

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I'm safe

The burglar would first have to break in and disconnect my cable modem for 15mins to force a network reset, then turn it off and on again to get a new IP, before they were able to hack my smart home.

Rogers telecom: not only an expensive unreliable monopoly - but now my partner in security

UK.gov's Verify has 'significantly' missed every target, groans spending watchdog

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Re: Grateful for the clarification

The metaphors were supplied by a private contractor under the government's new Malapropism scheme, implemented by crapita

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Re: The default way for people to prove their identity

That would also come with big savings.

Make access to benefits dependent on having a bank account to prove your id.

Banks don't want to deal with people who have no money and live in areas where nobody has any money.

Huge savings on benefits

Oh no Xi didn't?! China's hackers nick naval tech blueprints, diddle with foreign elections to boost trade – new claim

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Re: This strikes me as funny.

So you can tell the ones doing the hacking because they have the best kit.

Although presumably they are hacking the people with crap security so will be stealing designs for useless kit.

McAfee: Oops, our bad. Sharpshooter malware was the Norks' Lazarus Group the whole time

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Re: I have to give McAfee credit

They had to wait until they were sure the US wasn't about to announce that Trump was building a golf course there and that N Korea had always been America's greatest ally.

But now we have always been at war with Eurasia it's OK to blame them.

Customer: We fancy changing a 25-year-old installation. C'mon, it's just one extra valve... Only wafer thin...

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Re: Valves!?

>It's interesting that there about as many "valves" in a top-of-the-range smartphone

Ne market opportunity. Audiophile smartphone for hipsters with valve headphone

amplifier

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Even state of the art ages

There is a whole blog by one the engineers dedicated to keeping a state of the art, but now 25year old,

Keck telescope running

Why are there never free power sockets when my Y-fronts need charging?

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Re: @Chris G

>I think you are channeling Mollie Sugden.. That is all.

Mollie Sugden as a Bond villain - one of the great 'lost performances'

Three-quarters of crucial border IT systems at risk of failure? Bah, it's not like Brexit is *looks at watch* err... next month

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Yes but promising the referendum got Cameron out of a tricky situation at a party conference and promising nothing and everything allowed May to keep her job for another year.

So for the people that matter its all good

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Re: RA50N: The only RA50Nal thing to do right now

No problem, Crapita ave been given a contract to develop a rationing IT system - with 6G online mobile blockchain cloud technology

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Re: RA50N: The only RA50Nal thing to do right now

Unfortunately this time rationing will mean lots of cheap chlorinated pink-slime chicken nuggets from the land of the obese, and no more fresh salad from Spain.

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Re: TL;DR

Whose this "we" ?

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Simple system

What is your name?

What is your quest?

What is the airspeed velocity of a fully laden swallow?

Incorrect answers will result in the foreigner being ejected into the dire chasm separating Britain from the rest of Europe

Sniff the love: Subaru's SUVs overwhelmed by scent of hair shampoo, recalls 2.2 million cars

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Re: This is what happens when you implement diversity and equality...

We're you able to get started on Davina McCall? Purient minds need to know

After last year's sexism shambles, 2019's RSA infosec bash has upped its inclusivity game

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It's a US 'security industry' sales event - if you can go around the trade floor without getting your country invaded you are lucky

I say, that sucks! Crooks are harnessing hoovers to clean out parking meters in Chelsea

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Re: Just wierd

>You have tobacco farms in Blighty?

It's not easy, that;s why they need CAP subsidies

(Having finally stopped subsidies for German,Spanish and Italian tobacco farms, all the new eastern european members demanded them for their cancer generators)

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Re: Just wierd

Well they do subsidise tobacco farmers

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Re: So this is why Dyson is moving to Singapore!!

Well the typical political solution to this problem would be to ban vacuum cleaners

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Re: Most likely political

>Kensington and Chelsea don't like paying people to do things.

Don't worry, once we are free from Eu interference the royal boroughs can reintroduce slavery

Serfs might look untidy but they are a cost effective way of getting the manual labour done.

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Re: Just wierd

Couldn't they apply for some sort of grant ?

If you paid drug dealers who didn't actually have any drugs 10M quid to ensure the supply of drugs in the event of Brexit, then they wouldn't have to rob meters - and there would still be no actual drugs delivered.

In fact if you gave Crapita the job of supplying free drugs to everyone you could solve the "drugs problems" overnight

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Well now there is no video piracy they need other forms of income.

Remember how free torrent sites funded drug smuggling and human trafficking ?

Brave claims its mobe browser batt use bests whatever you're using. Why? Hint: It begins with A then D then V...

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Re: How does it compare

But how does it compare to other built-in blocking browsers like duckduckgo or Opera

Ps. anyone else dropped Opera mini over the annoying chinese ad popups on the phone's home screen?

Insane homeowners association tries to fine resident for dick-shaped outline car left in snow

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Re: The land of the free?

>Whoever heard of a Banana Democracy?

That would be an improvement - at least they would eat some fruit.

Instead we have a synthetic banana flavo(u)red 20oz McSlurpy democracy - with added corn syrup

Lenovo kicks down door of MWC, dumps a stack of sexy new ThinkPads

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Re: 13.3" display in a 12" chassis

>13.3" display in a 12" chassis

Are we measuring these in different ways or have the Chinese stolen some secret BBC/Galifrean technology ?

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Has trump banned them yet?

Or are these made by the nice Chinese?

In hilariously petulant move, Apple shuts Texas stores and reopens them few miles down the road – for patent reasons

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Re: Perhaps an empty gesture

>If Apple has no form of business presence in East Texas then there's no particular legal argument for a patent case to be heard there

Generally the plaintiff gets to decide where a case is held. If I am a starving inventor in East Texas and those evil west-coasters at Apple stole my idea, then I want to defend myself here among my peers - not be forced to go to California against Apple's big city lawyers

(Strangely this same argument also seems to hold when it's a hedge fund/activist investor or Samsung doing the suing).

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Re: Perhaps an empty gesture

> All patent law suits are filed at the federal level .

But the courts/judges/juries deciding the case are local.

Murder is a federal crime, but if you are a white cop that shot a black man you want to be tried in Beverly Hills not South Central

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Perhaps an empty gesture

If East Texas promotes itself as a location for patent suits then companies will vote with their feet.

If it means that high tech refuses to build factories/RD/stores there, then the state might reconsider how much it makes from court fees.

Legally it isn't going to make any difference, the plaintiff just has to have a presence there, which can be as simple as trying to make a single sale . It's like celebs only having to show that a single person in the UK saw some online posting to allow them to sue in libel friendly London courts

Moneybags Buffett on ditching Oracle stake: I don't think I understand where the cloud is going

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Re: The pendulum swings

>We've gone from big honkin' iron in the closet, to mini silicon under the desk to big honkin' iron in the cloud, which could be another room in the building. It's not that hard of a concept

Except once upon a time you paid $$$ for the big iron if you used it or not, $$$ for the OS licence, $$$ for the room it went in and $$$ for the AC/Power/maintenance etc

If mainframe companies offered to install almost unlimited capacity, manage the real estate and HVAC but only charged you for what you used - there might be more of them still in business.

Even back in the 2000s we had to guess how many customers we would have for the next quarter and try and buy/install enough Suns and cram in enough racks to keep ahead of demand, without running out of money. Being able to scale a data center from a keyboard minute-minute is very nice.

Jeez, what a Huawei to go: Now US senators want Chinese kit ripped out of national leccy grid

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Re: Naive question

Remember the golden rule - whoever has the gold makes the rules.

Expect to see a discrete unofficial anti-Apple campaign in China followed by a lot of African and Asian countries becoming completely Hauwei if they want to keep exporting to the mainland

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Re: If they are REALLY worried about this kind of thing ...

It doesn't need to be connected to the internet, Canadian Aluminium and Steel are threats to national security and so get special 45% tariffs

Amazon Prime Air flight crashes in Texas after 6,000ft nosedive

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Re: Sounds like an old problem

This also had totally different engines to the Air Lauda flight

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Re: I'm going to speculate...

Slightly different from a 15 ton tank rolling loose in the Afghanistan 747.

Cargo is in LD containers, even if one came loose it can move far without hitting the next, they weigh less than 1<ton and since this was shipping Amazon packages containing mostly air they were likely very lightly loaded. Typical express airfreight like this is volume limited not mass.

To go down that fast it is likely massive structural failure (wing fell off) a very aggressive fire (somebody illegally loaded Lithium batteries or Oxygen generators) or a mid-air with something unlisted and with no transponder (drug runner or idiot).

NTSB recovered the lack boxes almost immediately (tail was in one piece) so should have some idea soon.

Watchdog asks UK.gov to reissue freedom of information guidance after councils are told to STFU about Brexit plans

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would undermine the effective conduct of public affairs

That's the government's job surely ?

Japan's Hayabusa 2 probe has got the horn for space rock Ryugu – a sampling horn, that is

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Re: "Next step, to hadouken a crater"

So Godzilla got revenge on an asteroid for killing all his dinosaur chums ?

How politics works, part 97: Telecoms industry throws a fundraiser for US senator night before he oversees, er, a telecoms privacy hearing

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Re: The more things change, the less they really do.

>We still have the best politicians money can buy.

Then you really need to stop shopping in Walmart

Fancy a .dev domain? They were $12,500 a pop from Google. Now, $1,000. Soon, $17.50. And you may want one

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Re: daffyd.gay

>You do kn ow the term 2 spirit is an old term right ?

I might like to see some evidence dating back before somebody in a social sciences dept decided that they could prove they were more woke by inventing it.

I would also like to see the number of people who had previously felt excluded from the clinic because their label wasn't included and whether the money spent on the ads could have been spent on more staff at the centre.

>Native Americans have long held the concept of more than two genders.l

But what about those who have the concept of an irrational number of genders, don't they get a label ?

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Re: daffyd.gay

That would be a tremendously lucrative domain because all your users would have to replace .gay with .LGT then LGBT then LGBTQ then LGBTQI then LGBTQI2

The sex health clinic here at the university has just put up posters everywhere saying it now supports "2 spirit" people in addition to the previous range of acronyms. I don't know if this has helped anyone ho felt excluded from LGBTQI but it has meant a lot of money for the ad agency

The record shows I took the blows, and did it... Huawei: IT titan will start tackling GCHQ security gripes from June

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Re: I'm still more worried by the USA

While it is now the law that Australian companies install backdoors - looks like Oz companies will be on a banned list by everyone else.

Artificial Intelligence: You know it isn't real, yeah?

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>If you assign a sentence to a particular crime, and that sentence is weighted by previous convictions

That as the problem, the sentence was weighted by previous police interactions (among other things)

Go, go, Gadgets Boy! 'Influencer' testing 5G for Vodafone finds it to be slower than 4G

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Re: They are making 4G faster

Sounds familiar.

Back when we were being sold 4G the arguement was that it allowed X mb/s on each channel and you could have 256 channels, so a phone could be built that could do 256X mb/s ( if you didn't mind a phone the size of a brick with 30second battery life ) turned into 4G = 256X mb/s

Northern UK smart meter rollout is too slow, snarls MPs' committee

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Re: Stupid gimmick from the start

If you think the purpose was to give companies more ways to bill, to make money from people and government...

I live in Canada and we got smart meters because when it is sunny in California they can sell our organic-eco-green electricity to California for more than we are paying retail.

Of course somehow they will manage to make a loss on charging us more and selling it - but it's the thought that counts.

Deton-8. Blastobox-3. Demo-1... One of these is the name of a SpaceX crew capsule test now due to launch in March

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Demo-1

To be followed up by Demo-1.bak, demo-2test, Copy of Demo-1, etc

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Re: Reliable or not?

Because the "years of testing" for many of these systems (shuttle/Saturn V) consist of hope and prayer and then defining any fault that didn't actually kill you last time as "non-critical"

It's a little like running across the road drunk and blindfolded 10 times and getting away with it - so that is obviously the safe way to do it, while using a crossing is untried.

How do you solve a problem like Galileo? With a strap-on L-band payload, of course!

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Re: when has spending money on a Nigerian scheme ever gone wrong

>P.S My brother also owns are large number of RORO ferries. I would be please to make these available for another £100 million

That's your problem. Only companies who own zero RORO ferries are eligible for £100 million government contracts

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