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China still doesn't want iPhones despite Apple slashing prices, say market watchers

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Who cares about the average man in the street?

Have you ever tried to get rich by selling stuff to the average peasant ?

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Just ban Huawei

Then they will be forced to buy iPhones

Does anyone have the number of a good political lobbyist in Beijing ?

NASA's crap infosec could be 'significant threat' to space ops

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Anybody check the actual systems?

It seems that the report reports that Nasa's reports didn't report the right reporting terms in their reports

I seem to remember a space telescope where NASA quality teams carefully examined the quality reports of the manufacture's quality teams - but nobody looked at the actual mirror.

2 weeks till Brexit and Defra, at the very least, looks set to be caught with its IT pants down

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So all goods from the Eu (and countries the Eu has deals with) enter without duty.

All Eu nationals are allowed free movement in the UK

However all exported goods are subject to whatever tarrifs, inspections, delays etc on the other side.

UK citizens are allowed into the Eu only with a visa

I'm not entirely sure how this defn of "taking back control" will go down with the Tory leadership committee.

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Re: "There is actually no law against cannibalism in the UK."

You might need a letter from the vet stating what antibiotics it had been given.

A neighbor had to give their horse some pills but first had to declare that the animal wouldn't eventually be used for human consumption.

ps. When adopting bunny rabbits from the SPCA don't ask "how much per pound?"

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The Pimlico option

Technically is the Queen still duke of Normandy?

Post Brexit - could we all just claim to be French subjects ?

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>I believe the reason it was never criminalised was because of things that happen at sea...

There are lots of things that happen at sea that were criminalised

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Re: Effects of food import tax

>Picking fruit without damaging it is way more difficult. I think the technology required to do that is about 10 years away.

Although ironically Brexit is providing a big stimulus to R&D in this area. Robot carrot pickers in Yorkshire

(sadly an American news source so no Wallace and Gromit puns)

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Re: Effects of food import tax

>good news for farmers, not so good for shoppers

Although they are going to be rather busy.

With no foreign workers allowed, the cast of Ambridge are going to be pulling a lot of all-nighters to do the actual work in the fields

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Re: You beat me to it ...

I think that's the new democracy:

Each MP gets their own policy.

UK joins growing list of territories to ban Boeing 737 Max flights as firm says patch incoming

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Re: AoA sensors are a probe or fin on the side

>With only two sensors, if one is broken then you cannot tell which one is right,

This is in a way worse. It has two sensors but the suspect system only uses one, another part of the flight control system uses the other. So if one fails you flip a coin, if it comes up heads the plane stalls.

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Re: God, the stress involved in writing this stuff...

Move fast and break things ?

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Re: Already a patch available?

Unless disabling the system makes it so sensitive to stalls that it is unsafe to fly manually in normal use - in which case the safe course is to ground the aircraft

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Re: Panic

>Planes are very,very safe

And one of the reasons they are very safe is that when something like this happens airlines and aviation authorities ground them until they are sure if there is a problem and what the fix is.

They don't just turn it off and on again and see if happens again.

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Re: An already safe...

It depends.

If each new 737 variant is a completely different new aircraft when it comes to crash statistics then the later variants have had very few accidents - the -800 a couple and the -900 none (IIRC)

Considering the number of 737s flying and that they mostly do short commuter hops with lots of take offs and landings they are amazingly safe.

If you include all the early models with their somewhat distressing tendancy for control surfaces to fall off then ....

Crew Dragon returns to dry land as NASA promises new space station for the Moon

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Re: Why?

>The SLS is a money pit whose primary purpose appears to be to pork barreling senators/congress

S/SLS/NASA/r

Airlines in Asia, Africa ground Boeing 737 Max 8s after second death crash in four-ish months

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An interesting series of 'mistakes'

The MCAS is necessary because the engines had to be moved well forward of the wing - moving center of mass and center of lift apart.

The engines need to be moved forward to fit larger, quieter and more fuel efficient fans because the 737's wing is too close to the ground to accommodate modern engines. Which is why the engines on other modern 737s have the famous hamster cheek profile.

The wing is too close to the ground to allow onboard retractable stairs on early models of the 737 so it could service small airports who weren't setup to handle jets.

Boeing don't want to change any of this because it would mean it was no longer a 737 and so had to recertify to modern standards. By incrementally changing one part at a time they now have an aircraft which shares no parts with the original 737 but flys on its 50year old type approval.

It's as if VW made the new beetle air-cooled so that it only needed to meet the emissions and safety specs of the original 1930s car.

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Re: MCAS automatic trimming system

>I think it a flawed model, where the computer can override the pilot.

Especially ironic given the Boeing attitude to computerised Airbus aircraft

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Re: UK CAA now suspended flights of the 737-MAX

The independent NTSB was established precisely because the FAA was in charge of both promoting air travel and accident investigation. The early FAA did have a tendency to blame any crash where both wings didn't obviously fall off on 'pilot error'.

There were some complaints a few years ago that the FAA were taking a 'Boeing aircraft are supporting our boys in Iraq/Afghanistan' and that any criticism of Boeing was tantamount to treason.

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Re: According to the BBC...

A sub-optimal flight-path ground-plane intersection solution ?

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Although it was due to pilot error in not checking the error made by the ground crew in loading the fuel.

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Re: A programming error?

>"80% percent of accidents caused by pilot error, according to Boeing"

That's because 99% of all aircraft accidents are General Aviation light aircraft with very little automatic technology.

It's like Nasa saying the shuttle is safe because exploding rockets are only involved in 1 in a million vehicle accidents in the USA.

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Re: According to the BBC...

"possible impact with terrain"

possible? I think impact with terrain is pretty much all you can be sure of when faced with a crater

ICO, forgive me – it has been three weeks since I discovered my breach

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Re: What is the premise of this article?

That's the posters point, when do you "discover" a breach?

If you see an increased number of connections in the logs, or a few customers call to change their credit card numbers it could take weeks to build up enough evidence that there is an actual security failure.

Of course, you could also "continue to investigate" for years before feeling that you have enough evidence - just like government inquiries

Freelance devs: Oh, you wanted the app to be secure? The job spec didn't mention that

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Re: Predictable

They offered £20M to Crapita and got a worse solution, it was more secure in that it never went live.

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Re: Quality

Same could be said for everyone learning to read/write. Writing great novels is hard and if you don't want lots of J Archer books around you should stick to hiring Saul Belos.

The purpose of everyone learning to program isn't to have millions of low skilled app developers - it's so that people know to laugh when politicians claim that banning hashtags will stop terrorists.

Biker sues Google Fiber: I broke my leg, borked my ankle in trench dug to lay ad giant's pipe

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Re: @Hans 1

In some states there are very broad rules that you can sue anyone tangentialy involved.

There was one tragic case when I was in Houston of somebody who backed out of his drive over his own kid. Among others the driver sued Levi - the jeans the kid as wearing because they weren't noticeable enough

If you are facing $10,000s in medical bills you need to go after everyone

Vodafone: Daft Huawei comms gear ban will cripple UK – and cost punters loads

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Re: Would be ironic

That's one of those irregular verbs isn't it:

The Chinese government forces companies to spy for it

The US required communications providers to allow law enforcement access to data

The Australian government wants makers to redefine the laws of mathematics to give it access without a backdoor

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Re: Would be ironic

Remember US companies are forced by law to give the government secret access to the data

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Would be ironic

If Europe followed America's security warnings and insisted only European kit could be used in its phone network.

Obviously you can't have any of those Intel CPUs with their backdoors <cough> ubiquitous security bugs </cough> or those Microsoft operating systems with their phone home telemetry

Nah, National Cyber Security Centre doesn't need its own minister, UK.gov tells Parliament

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Re: Yes but, no but...

Or he would have an official password for all government computers and then paint it on the side of a bus

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Re: Yes but, no but...

On the other hand it could be fun guessing how Chris Grayling would screw it up.

No guns or lockpicks needed to nick modern cars if they're fitted with hackable 'smart' alarms

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Re: Nothing "smart" about "smart" locks.

Potentially it could increase security

Most fob systems do a challenge response but just cycle through a list of predictable seeds (my Japanese car just increments integers)

Having both get a list of crypto keys from a central site which also monitors how many failed attempt the car has detected and other suspicious behaviour could be good.

Of course allowing you to reset the key fob on the web site with just an email or sms isn't quite so good.

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Re: Zombie cars

Power steering can be overridden from the software - was even demonstrated remotely on the Jeep hack.

The safety rules do require that you have mechanical steering if the power steering fails, how you achieve that depends on the model

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I assume you descend Tom Cruise like on wires from above, pull out your battery powered mini circular saw and cut through the canvas top and get inside that way

Champagne corks undocked as SpaceX brings the Crew Dragon back to Earth

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Re: Well done, SpaceX ...

Congratulations on doing what the Nazis did 80years ago - but this time with parachutes and missing london.

Sure, we've got a problem but we don't really want to spend any money on the tech guy you're sending to fix it

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Re: Here's my contribution...

Or the risk that the passenger's bags were chemically exciting

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Or one hell of a coincidence

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Re: Moving countries but no-one knew

>young lady i spent the next 3 months >romancing, and promptly went to bed.

Not that promptly, rather a heroic late night

So Windrush happened, and yet UK Home Office immigration data still has 'appalling defects'

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Re: Umm..

Waiting for the current home secretary to revoke his own British citizenship and deport himself on the grounds that he has foreign heritage

Raspberry Pi 3 Model A+ support to arrive in Linux 5.1

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Re: So what was it running before?

Custom kernel tree which was extra work for someone and sometimes slight pain for users trying to get some mainstream app to work.

Adi Shamir visa snub: US govt slammed after the S in RSA blocked from his own RSA conf

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Re: So where would they move it to?

>IIRC a transit visa like this is managed on-the-spot.

You are probably coming from a US visa waiver country like the UK.

"transit" as far as the US is concerned is entering the country = easy for a Brit, trickier for an Iranian.

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Not just an orange-utan problem

It seems someone at a 3letter agency really doesn't like the guy

US red-tape will drain boffins' brains into China, says crypto-guru Shamir (el'reg 2013)

Ironically that was an invite by the NSA to speak at an NSA conference that got blocked

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Re: Weeeeaaaelllll... looky here, we gad ar selfs a reader!

Arggggh damn phone autocomplete - I'm not an illiterate idiot I'm a university professor.

(Not that those are necessarily distinct sets)

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Re: He has history ...

No the DoD would just block web access to any news site that reported it

Canada has lunar dreams as Germany worries about what lies beneath

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Re: Canada has to pay for it's military protection

But the presence of the US protects Canada from Cuban invasion.

America has been bravely living under the imminent threat of Cuba for decades

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