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Two Arkansas dipsticks nicked after allegedly taking turns to shoot each other while wearing bulletproof vests

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Re: Testing in the real world

>You aim for the head

There used to be an ad for shop safety glasses with a shotgun fired at a polystyrene manikin head wearing the safety glasses - obviously turned to dust except for the eyes.

Seemed like an obvious flaw if the accident still took the rest of your head off.

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Re: I was thinking the same...

Maybe the cops felt they had to put an end to this and came up with this reason for lack of a better one.

There is no "being completely fscking stupid" on the statute books in Arkansas ?

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Re: Testing in the real world

Oh, and probably best not to mix alcohol and firearms,

Then why is the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives if you aren't supposed to combine them ?

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Re: real men test bullet proof vests

Obviously we need to ban bullet proof vests

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Re: Testing in the real world

>Why would you risk ruining perfectly good beers when there's a stupid mate around ?

I assumed they would use American beer

UK tech's gender pay gap: HP Inc closest to parity with 1.8% sliver – Civica, Huawei, Siemens straddle 40% chasm

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So nothing to do with the jobs then?

Companies with no manufacturing in the UK - where staff are either HQ (accounting, legal, management) or R&D have a different mix of male and female staff in different rolls compared to companies where most staff are call center minions.

How do you sing 'We're jamming and we hope you like jamming, too' in Russian? Kremlin's sat-nav spoofing revealed

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Re: BrexitNav

It certainly won't block brexnav.

With its revolutionary 'over the counter" technology you can present yourself in person at the counter at the brexnav offices and be told exactly where you are.

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>Beats me why interfering with GPS is such a big deal anyway. There's lots of other ways of finding out where you are

Especially now that there are women in the forces - they will stop and ask for directions

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Re: Seems obvious

If Russia really wanted be naughty they would make sure that GPS worked perfectly - in peace time and during exercises

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Re: "Misinformation coming from Russia"

>For some bizarre reason they are totally trapped in replaying The Great Game

That's better than Parliament who are still on the 100 year war.

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Re: Jam and spoof

>When it comes to water navigation GPS is only one tool in constant use.

Which is why competent navies require their crews to be able to navigate anywhere with only charts and sightings/soundings.

One interview with a captain, we don't rely on markers either, if the enemy is blocking GPS we assume he has the good sense to move the channel bouys as well.

We don't know whether 737 Max MCAS update is coming or Boeing: Anti-stall safety fix delayed

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Lots of safety features are optional.

Did you order the auto-braking radar for your car? Lane departure warning?

What about fitting self-sealing fuel tanks, bullet-proof windows (if you live in S London), 5 point harness, rally seats, roll cage, fire extinguishers?

Would you get on a train without these safety features?

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>ZERO chance of one crashing!!

One had to do an "emergency" landing with an engine failure when being ferried back from an airport empty.

(which is well within the expected stats given the number of planes being moved around, and isn't really an emergency)

Pecker-checker Becker's hacker wrecker: Saudi cyber-crew stole Bezos' sexts from phone, fed them to tabloid – claim

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Re: @ YAAC Time to supervillian

Only the good ones ones

Blofeld, Lex Luthor, pretty much anybody who comes up against Batman - all foreign chaps

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Time to supervillian

Anybody that rich and that bald really should own a volcano lair and at least one world destroying weapon.

Come Mr Bezos, time to supervillian up - it's the American way

Easy-to-hack combat systems, years-old flaws and a massive bill – yup, that's America's F-35

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Re: Not even learning from recent IT hist

It's not even the plane that is insecure.

This is the entire supply chain.

The aircraft avionics can be super cyber ninja proof but if the engines wont start because the maintenance server is DDOSed or hackers manage to reroute a vital part from one of the 97 suppliers in 52 states the plane is just as useless as if it was blown up.

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A sporting chance

The f-35 was widely ridiculed as being a supersonic super advanced air superiority fighter necessary to take on th air aces of America's enemies, ISIS, Al Queda, the next muslim country that discovers oil and any south American country that doesn't import enough F150s.

By allowing these supersonic-fighter-poor but hacker-rich enemies a way to hit back they are just giving them a fair do - well played America

Stop us if you've heard this one: IBM sued after axing older staff, this time over 'denying' them their legal rights

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Re: Coming soon...

Have you considered leaving the Union and taking back to control?

It is a guaranteed painless processes which allows your small output easy access to a world market with trade deals that are easy to make 1nano-sec after you leave.

If you do decide to let in foreigners we have 650 experts on the process and we can soon let you have a chief negotiator at a very reasonable rate.

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Re: When I was a wee lad

>length of service qualifies me for the maximum possible redundancy payment.

Until they decide that they are just paying the statutory minimum. what are you going to do - go on strike?

>I am very very glad my pension gets paid in less than a year!

Sorry the part of the company that paid the pension went bust. All the asests and employees of the Company were transferred to New Company(Bermuda) ltd which doesn't have a pension

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Re: IBM HR + IBM Lawyers = A very bad place to be

>HR must be Orcs

More the piles that non house-trained Orcs leave behind them

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Why are these even legal ?

You sign away your rights to sue us for us acting illegally or you don't get your pay?

Do mining companies get workers to sign away their rights to sue for lung disease

Huawei savaged by Brit code review board over pisspoor dev practices

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Re: I'm looking at the list of sins...

So this is conclusive proof that Huawei have been spying on British and American workers.

Once GCHQ discovers that the entire platform has been knocked up in PHP scrapped from Stackoverflow by an Indian outsourcer we will know that they have penetrated to the heart of our military-industrial complex

Xiaomi's Mi-too attempt at a pholdable: Not one, but TWO creases of fail

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Profit margin

>What makes sense for the formaldehyde-free mattresses it sells doesn't necessarily make sense for luxury consumer electronic

Rather the opposite, you have to make higher margins on large bulky goods you sell once.

Expensive electronics where you can then sell apps, content and advertising to your customers for ever - you can make as much loss as you like on the HW

Xiaomi have 10% of the chinese app store market and are trying (with some success) to be the middle class trusted brand for everything

Make America buy phones again! Smartphone doom 'n' gloom crosses Atlantic to cast shadow stateside

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Re: Mature Product

>but only if the phone comes in red.

All trucks are only available in red, any other colo(u)r would be communist

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Re: I'm definitely part of the problem...

>why would I now go and spend the best part of a grand on something that carries a 'branded' name that won't do any better?

According to the specs the Ulefone can survive 1.5M of water for 1.5Hours but 1M of concrete for only 24hours - so if you need to spend more than a full day buried under 1m of concrete you might have to look elsewhere

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Re: Mature Product

Cars are a mature product but Americans pay ever more for cars that are objectively worse, the average car payment is now something like $575 and > 70months

Obviosuly phone makers need to copy Ford.

Make a giant phone, too big to fit in your pocket with a slight tendency to roll over and kill you when you make a call, but - and here is the secret - give it an engine.

People complain about battery life and replacement but are happy to carry petrol powered lighters around with them. Just add a very small engine + dynamo to the phone and everyone is happy.

Make it a V8 with a turbo and they will even sell in Texas

UK pr0n viewers plan to circumvent smut-block measures – survey

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Re: I sure would

> but how exactly can you absolutely circumvent something?

Given a complex government policy you remove the imaginary part by telling it to go multiply itself and adding it to the real part then you root it (preferably in the Aussie sense)

P30 pic pyrotechnics in Paris: That's one Huawei to set the smartphone world alight

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Re: 50x optical zoom?

Who is Alastair and why is he being made to do all the work these days ?

VP Mike Pence: I want Americans back on the Moon by 2024 (or before the Chinese get there)

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Didn't the previous two chaps (the idiot and the nice one) both promise to go back to the moon and then cut budgets ?

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To get to the moon you first need Nazis

Pence wants America to go back to the moon

So first step is to grow your own Nazis

Spyware sneaks into 'million-ish' Asus PCs via poisoned software updates, says Kaspersky

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Re: Modern times

>OpenVMS

There is stuff running on OpenVMS, with PDP11 emulation cards, running half the world

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Re: Laptop Measles

>It's not that difficult to buy a machine without an OS on it.

Well it did take 2 decades of justice department investigations in 30 countries to enable it - but not difficult really

International investors gobble up Brit satellite specialist Inmarsat

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Or they are buying pounds at next month's prices with a futurea contract

Geiger counters are so last summer. Lasers can detect radioactive material too, y'know

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Re: Might have saved Litvinenko

Most airports don't check for smuggling weapons off flights.

Odd that it wasn't detected in Moscow

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Re: Bananas

Sorry was on phone, Cobalt should have been activity/g banana is per fruit

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No they are, for radioactive particles, going quite slowly.

A beta emmitter (a single fast elecron) is like driving an F1 car into the crowd, you get a long way but only hit a few people in the path.

An alpha particle is like driving an 8000ton bulldozer into the crowd

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Re: Always wear goggles while smuggling.

Yes but you will be safe from all that radioactivity

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Re: Bananas

Cobalt-40 = 45 TBq

Banana = 15 Bq

So 3 million million bananas

NASA 'nauts do what flagship smartphone fans can only dream of: Change the batteries

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Boeing tests

Wouldn't they just claim that the rocket is a Saturn-V rev2020 and so doesn't need any new testing ?

Google sparks online outcry after its currency converter goes haywire for third time this year

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Re: I don't think that smell is from the fish...

>I'm more surprised that people are using Google rates for anything serious

Why not just go to the source that sets the rates? illuminati.org

Uncle Sam's disaster agency FEMA creates disaster of its own: 2.3 million survivors' personal records spilled

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It's the perfect government agency

Republicans hate it because helping people in a disaster without making a profit is basically communism and anyway if their trailer park is flooded couldn't they just stay at their lake cottage for a while

Democrats hate is because it exits to give massive contracts to companies like Haliburton but then not actually deliver any help

Don't have a heart attack but your implanted defibrillator can be hacked over the air (by someone who really wants you dead)

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Re: Nobody gives a shit about quality, security or reliabilty

Tricky, it's necessary to change parameters especially when the pacemaker is first installed. Typically the programming unit needed to be very close - on the chest.

Yes they could have done better key management - but you don't want the doctor to be locked out of the pacemaker because they didn't have access to your key pair in the ER and so have to open up the chest to replace it.

It's a balance of risk: what's the chance of a deliberate attacker building a high power controller and lurking next to your bedroom to reprogram your pacemaker (vs just shooting you with an AR15 like a real American) vs you dying because the hospital couldn't adjust the profile when you had an angina attack.

Brit Parliament online orifice overwhelmed by Brexit bashers

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Re: Suspicious activity?

But they also presumably prefer a maximally disruptive version of it - so continuing the FUD might be in their strategic interest.

Isn't it nice to have a proper enemy that has a proper mustache twirling strategic evil plan, rather than one that flips with with the latest stock market or twitter news.

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That could also be said for just about every general election vote

I suspect you would end up with a legal challenge for every new government, in the same way that over here every new election begins with a plan to impeach the winner

'It's full of beer!' Miracle fridge reveals itself to pals tuckered out from cleaning flooded cabin

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Re: ..."we only ever indulge after 5pm"

Hey watch your language, there are journalists present

- don't go using that particular 4 letter word around them

New phone who dis? Facial recognition models more farcical despite progress

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Re: "AI doesn't always work as well as you'd expect in real life"

Depends on the data, for things like cancer cell screening they beat humans. Oddly for characterising galaxy images they have been beating humans since the 90s

Dead LAN's hand: IT staff 'locked out' of data center's core switch after the only bloke who could log into it dies

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Re: All right, what's all this, then?!

"talk -ouija" isn't an option ?

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You are doubly screwed if for whatever reason it doesn't come back up - and a replacement is 4-6 weeks delivery

Vengeful sacked IT bod destroyed ex-employer's AWS cloud accounts. Now he'll spent rest of 2019 in the clink

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Re: Wouldn’t make a difference

You sign up for 4chan reddit/r/hackers with a throwaway gmail account from an internet cafe

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