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Free online tax filing? Yeah, that'll soon be illegal thanks to rare US Congressional unity

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Re: ironically titled Taxpayer First Act

Also designed to make it impossible for elected officials to vote against them.

My opponent voted against the "Apple-pie and mom act"

But it authorised the use of nuclear weapons in kindergartens !

My opponent is against Apple pie and Moms

Did anyone dare vote against the Patriot ACT ?

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Re: ironically titled Taxpayer First Act

As a rough guide the more spin in the title the worse the effects of the bill

If they ever announce a "Patriot, Apple-Pie, Mom and puppies" ACT - run for the hills

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Re: Taxes

Yes but even the most medieval of monarchs didn't come up with the idea of charging you a fee to pay them.

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Re: Oh, it's a new tax year here in the UK

>cost £0

The very definition of communism !

Apple disables iPad for 48 years after toddler runs amok

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Sounds like you have spawned a future manager

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Re: Three year olds can't read

Me too - apparently I had a fscking tantrum on my first day at school when I had to do finger painting and singing instead of being allowed to read all the books in the library

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Re: Emojis?

BOFH password rules, must contain Upper and Lower case letters - but not from the same alphabet, a haiku only in Emojis and the name of the undying one written in Elder Sign

MoD plonks down £2m on table in exchange for anti-drone tech ideas

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Re: Balloons

The proposal called for a way of deterring drones, any collateral damage is not my department.

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Re: surely

I saw a drone in an airport carpark. It was shaped like a white plastic bag and flew erratically about 6inches off the ground. I should post this to Twitter ,the daily mail and mumsnet before calling the police.

Or do you think it.might have been a.mini UFO?

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Balloons

A network of helium balloons attached to cables placed at various heights around the airport will deter drones.

SEC says no to Amazon bid to stop shareholders voting on use of facial recognition system

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It has no chance, almost all Amazon shares on the open market will be held by ETFs, mutual funds etc who have no interest in voting. This is a publicity event.

How effective it is depends on how Amazon reacts.

You could say that they should have just ignored it and avoided the Streisand effect, but then you could make their shareholder meeting an endless series of votes on every cause by anyone with a single share. It's as if a single vote on a you-gov petition required a parliamentary vote.

I suspect they will change the articles to require a larger percentage of shares to table a motion.

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Re: Voting in the corporate world.

Because you are allowed to sell the stock for a profit.

When it IPO'ed it was $18 it is now $1850 - 'investing' only got you a 10,000% return

As the UK updates its .eu Brexit advice yet again, an alternative hovers into view

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Could this be the solution?

Any company that wants to keep access to the Eu market, employee both UK and Eu citizens and live under the tyrannical jackboot of Belgian oppression telling them what shape their bananas could be - just has to register an Eu domain to signal this.

Companies that wish to breath the clean air of a new Jerusalem, employ only the stout yeomen of England (and Scotland, Wales+NI) and benefit from the trade deals with Faroe, Tuvalu and Narnia can keep using the .uk domains.

See a simple technical solution was possible all along.

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Re: five UK countries

Only the New Territories were leased, Hong Kong itself was given to Britain by the will of G*d and a large number of gunboats.

The deal with handing it back was a facing saving measure on both sides. Britain ignores the fact that the 100 million strong People's Army could walk in and overwhelm the 6 British guards at any time - and we aren't abut to fight a land war in Asia against a nuclear power to do a Falklands.

China pretends that this is all a business transaction and since they are so international-law abiding could they join the WTO and start selling crap soon please?

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I'm going to run my own . universe domain.

Only business resident in our universe are eligible

Blundering London council emails unredacted version of notorious Gangs Matrix to 44 people. Data ends up on Snapchat

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Re: Does it count as a database?

I think the technical term for a list of names, home address, aliases of a bunch of gang members sent out to other gangs is a death list.

The police probably see it as a solution rather than a problem

All's fair in love and war when tech treats you like an infant

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Web forms: Please re-enter the credit card number without spaces

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Re: Unexpected minion in arrivals area...

>Yes, in the last 10 returns to the UK, not once have the damn things worked with my passport

It's part of a new biometric nationality identification system.

If you just sigh and follow the instructions you are sufficiently British and allowed in, if you make a fuss you are probably some sort of undesirable foreigner, probably continental, and if you shout about how goddamn inefficient it is and can't this country do anything right you are an American.

(if you apologise to the useless machine you are Canadian)

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Re: Supermarket profits up again, I see

The nice thing about the self scan option is that you can chat to the staff while you do the scanning - try holding up the queue at a regular till for 10mins.

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Re: Supermarket profits up again, I see

>You do realise that a cotton bag needs to be re-used about 150 times to beat the resources used by a placcy bag?

That's completely untrue.

It's 7100 times for a cheap cotton bag and 20,000 for an organic cotton one.

At least according to hose arch neo-cons at the Danish environment ministry

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Re: All fun and games

Change our money? Are you some sort of communist ?

These dollar bills were good enough for Jesus .....

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Re: No standards

Some buggers just refuse to use their eyes - they also drag those damn dogs around with them and try and trip you up with their bloody canes.

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Re: Poptarts & Hot Pockets: food of the gods.

>Nothing can get rid of Jehova's Witnesses.

They do make little metal tubes you can attach to your door post to dissuade them.

As a bonus it also prevents angels of death visiting plagues of first born sons on you

Trend Micro antivirus fails to stop measles carrier rubbing against firm's Ottawa offices

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Re: If you are infectious - stay away from work

Turn up for work wearing one of those white suits with a respirator mask and big rubber gloves ...

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Re: Jenny McCarthy

I know - I couldn't remember the word for "yellow" traffic lights

I was completely blanking on amber - to be fair it's really hard to type reg comments while driving !

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Re: i don't understand the "raw water" comments

A deep well that you had tested (arsnic, lead etc) is one thing. Assuming any stream is safe because it is surrounded by pretty trees - in a country full of beavers is another.

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Re: Wonderful.

We have better than anti-vaxxers on the west coast. We also have raw-water "enthusiasts" fortunately they tend to only harm themselves.

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Re: My Parents were unsure...

Back when I wor a lad only girls were vaccinated against Rubella (German Measles) because it causes birth defects, and there was no vaccine for mumps.

Is Rubella as big a problem as measles - you don't hear much about it ?

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Re: Jenny McCarthy

The optimal strategy is to be the only one that DOESN'T vaccinate.

That way you are safe from the disease because of herd immunity but avoid any microscopic risk of the vaccine.

Of course, like being the only driver who runs red lights, it fails spectacularly once there are more than one like you.

Google Pay tells Euro users it has ditched UK for Ireland ahead of Brexit

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Re: Regulatory regime

>Any such organisation will have been upgraded from a shed to several glass buildings employing many hundreds while failing to complete audit trails.

They are hoping to expand into the corner shop next door.

Irish_data_cops_to_get_double_funding_next_year

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Regulatory regime

I seem to remember that Eire's data protection regulator is a shed on a allotment.

How is their financial regulator? As ruthless in controlling the financial services industry as it was in 2008?

Prince Harry takes a stand against poverty, injustice, inequality? Er, no, Fortnite

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How else are you going to convert these people to democracy other than by having an hereditary monarchy shooting at them ?

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Re: Ignore

el'Reg - by royal appointment

Stop us if you've heard this one: Microsoft UK enjoys a jump in profits, pays a bit less in tax

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Margins

They are a software business, with product that can be reproduced in unlimited quantities for free and they only make 5% profit ?

Have they considered packing in the software business and just selling Microsoft branded coffee mugs on ebay ?

Two Arkansas dipsticks nicked after allegedly taking turns to shoot each other while wearing bulletproof vests

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Re: I was thinking the same...

Pity they were white, otherwise the Police could have just shot both of them without getting out of their patrol car.

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Re: Testing in the real world

>You aim for the head

There used to be an ad for shop safety glasses with a shotgun fired at a polystyrene manikin head wearing the safety glasses - obviously turned to dust except for the eyes.

Seemed like an obvious flaw if the accident still took the rest of your head off.

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Re: I was thinking the same...

Maybe the cops felt they had to put an end to this and came up with this reason for lack of a better one.

There is no "being completely fscking stupid" on the statute books in Arkansas ?

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Re: Testing in the real world

Oh, and probably best not to mix alcohol and firearms,

Then why is the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives if you aren't supposed to combine them ?

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Re: real men test bullet proof vests

Obviously we need to ban bullet proof vests

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Re: Testing in the real world

>Why would you risk ruining perfectly good beers when there's a stupid mate around ?

I assumed they would use American beer

UK tech's gender pay gap: HP Inc closest to parity with 1.8% sliver – Civica, Huawei, Siemens straddle 40% chasm

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So nothing to do with the jobs then?

Companies with no manufacturing in the UK - where staff are either HQ (accounting, legal, management) or R&D have a different mix of male and female staff in different rolls compared to companies where most staff are call center minions.

How do you sing 'We're jamming and we hope you like jamming, too' in Russian? Kremlin's sat-nav spoofing revealed

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Re: BrexitNav

It certainly won't block brexnav.

With its revolutionary 'over the counter" technology you can present yourself in person at the counter at the brexnav offices and be told exactly where you are.

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>Beats me why interfering with GPS is such a big deal anyway. There's lots of other ways of finding out where you are

Especially now that there are women in the forces - they will stop and ask for directions

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Re: Seems obvious

If Russia really wanted be naughty they would make sure that GPS worked perfectly - in peace time and during exercises

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Re: "Misinformation coming from Russia"

>For some bizarre reason they are totally trapped in replaying The Great Game

That's better than Parliament who are still on the 100 year war.

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Re: Jam and spoof

>When it comes to water navigation GPS is only one tool in constant use.

Which is why competent navies require their crews to be able to navigate anywhere with only charts and sightings/soundings.

One interview with a captain, we don't rely on markers either, if the enemy is blocking GPS we assume he has the good sense to move the channel bouys as well.

We don't know whether 737 Max MCAS update is coming or Boeing: Anti-stall safety fix delayed

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Lots of safety features are optional.

Did you order the auto-braking radar for your car? Lane departure warning?

What about fitting self-sealing fuel tanks, bullet-proof windows (if you live in S London), 5 point harness, rally seats, roll cage, fire extinguishers?

Would you get on a train without these safety features?

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>ZERO chance of one crashing!!

One had to do an "emergency" landing with an engine failure when being ferried back from an airport empty.

(which is well within the expected stats given the number of planes being moved around, and isn't really an emergency)

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