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Aviation delays ease as airlines complete Airbus software rollback

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Re: Redefinition of airliners

The real problem is flying on a plane you don't own

GrapheneOS bails on OVHcloud over France's privacy stance

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Re: is this real

To be fair,France does have experience of what happens when you don't keep a proper boot on the neck of the great unwashed without breeches

TryHackMe races to add women to Christmas cyber challenge roster after backlash

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Truly representative

Are 50% of the panel AI generated deep fakes ?

GPUs aren't worth their weight in gold – it just feels like they are

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Re: Pricing per gram please

Whats that in TeraFlops per micro-fortnight per firkin ?

US Navy scuttles Constellation frigate program for being too slow for tomorrow's threats

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Re: Another MAGA decision....

The Swedes built an amoured Volvo C90 ?

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> by the time the first one is launched, rolls of the production line, technically it is obsolete, yes?

Yes, but hopefully so is the opposition kit

Refitting with new tech is standard, it's a little easier with ships because you have lots of space and mass. Much easier to weld a new missile system to a frigate than add a 3rd gun deck to a jet fighter

Several of the US battleships in the Iraq Adventures were from WWII

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Re: This sounds like a job...

>Plus, have you no care for the poor guy's mental health?

He's Australian, he's seen lots of colossal failures - everytime they play England

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Re: You have got to be shitting me

So Zumwalt did the same and built 3

This program is only going to build 2

Does this mean the Navy will soon be building negative numbers of ships ? And will they be able to do that on time ?

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Re: "Announced on social media site X"

>Whatever happened to official channels ? L

Like being included in a group chat by the secretary of defence defense war ?

- does anyone think the whole rename defense to "war" was because somebody found it too hard to spell ?

CISA warns spyware crews are breaking into Signal and WhatsApp accounts

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Re: Pentagon Pete inner circle

I'm hoping that they are a bunch of useful idiots chosen as cover for a secret cabal of high powered evil supervillains actually running things.

I'm worried that they are really in charge

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Re: App Store Security Threats in 2025

Better still, let them make a phone and install Grapheneos and don't login to the chocolate factory

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>The people working at the front lines of Antifa aren't that smart*.

I don't know, that Turing chap did crack the Fascist's codes

Doom hits KiCad as PCB traces become demons and doors

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Re: Maybe DOOM is an inevitable universal constant?

So we're in the Matrix and it's is just somebody's weekend project to get into intergalactic-reg ?

That explains a lot...

Airbus: We were hours from pausing production in Spain

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Re: An Aviation Company Runs Out of Gas?

> they should sell it back to the supplier and remove the dead weight from the accounts.

Or sell it to a subsidiary and then lease it back from them - on the block chain

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Re: BOFH-Excuse

How are we going to get British electricity from Gibraltar to the UK?

And will it be duty free ?

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Re: BOFH-Excuse

Can't access from here but there is a great technical overview about it on youtube by a British engineer

The initial problem was a single line going out because of heat/weather. The issue was most of the grid was solar+wind with no inertia from turbines. The turbines that they did have were nuclear and auto disconnected from the grid 'for safety' and they didn't have any spare stabilization loads.

I learned there are entire un-powered power stations driven from the grid feeding power back to the grid just to provide rotational inertia and so frequency stability

Spain/Portugal also has very poor links to the rest of Europe for historical reasons (cough Franco)

Trump wants to turn it on again with 'Genesis Mission' for AI in science

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Re: Trump IQ versus AI IQ?

Historic cease fire deal - US agree to give Hawaii to Japan and promise not build a new Pacific fleet

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Re: But of course

Use all the USA's supercomputers to mine bitcoin - pay off the debt the electorate your friends

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Re: Hmmm

All the Data Mining jobs will go to Pennsylvania - he gets confused and made some promises to Big coal

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Re: Writing from Europe, it will be interesting to explore the effects...

On the plus side they will need to start importing scientists form Europe again, on the down side this time they are doing the fascism and driving away the $ETHNIC scientists

Ex-CISA officials, CISOs dispel 'hacklore,' spread cybersecurity truths

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Of course

That's just what the MMB want you to think.....

Microsoft wedges tables into Notepad for some reason

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Re: What’s the point

Under wine?

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Re: What’s the point

>Seriously, what’s the f€&@ing point of this?

They couldn't add AI to edlin ?

UK Covid-19 Inquiry finds early pandemic surveillance was weeks out of date

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Re: Scamdemic

> "bad flu years" immediately following WWI killed more people than the war

So we need better machine guns?

NATO taps Google for air-gapped sovereign cloud

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Re: Sovereign?

>how can something be sovereign?

Google is now sovereign

Weaponized file name flaw makes updating glob an urgent job

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Oh FFS

Back when the Universe was young and Vaxen stalked the Earth, you could get root on most Unix machines by calling a file '-i' and passing it to a suid shell script

Haven't we learned anything in nearly half a century ?

Copackaged optics have officially found their killer app - of course it's AI

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Faster?

Light slows down in a fibre like a pensioner in the middle lane, compared to a proper bit screeching along a nicely matched transmission line

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Re: Imagine

>if you took all the money and inventiveness that's being used for AI and instead did something useful

Porn

High frequency trading

Cat pictures

Magician forgets password to his own hand after RFID chip implant

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Who is Steve Coogan?

A standup comedian character created by local TV 'star' Alan Partridge

Canada ups its European Space Agency bet 10x with $376M

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Re: Everything we do

> but decades of being close to the USA means it does not have the skill to do it.

Less a matter of skill and more a matter of an integrated industry with 350M rich consumers a short drive away vs a closed economy of relatively poor people an ocean away

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Re: Everything we do

Yes but when did Canada ever give an American president a gold plated jumbo jet ?

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Re: Canada is doing it

Good job Nasa wasn't relying on American rocket scientists Mein Fuhrer Mr President

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If we had the F35 in Afghanistan we wouldn't have been beaten by Al Queda's airforce

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Even before the rule of the Great Leader. The USA blocked the launch the Canadian Radarsat2 earth resources because it would allow those dangerously polite people to the North access to high quality surface data.

So it was launched from Russia (well presumably Kazakhstan by that point but still pretty non-US aligned)

Pentagon pumps $29.9M into bid to turn waste into critical minerals

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Re: Rio Tinto

Time for the USA to invade Australia ?

The USA vs the Emu

Trump, Republicans try again to stop states from regulating AI

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Re: States Rights !

But his highness is proposing that the feds regulate what the south can do with their indentured agents - didn't that once cause a certain amount of disharmony ?

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States Rights !

So when we get real Artificial Human Intelligence that mean that certain states won't be able to make them work for free ?

Scientific computing is about to get a massive injection of AI

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Re: So the scientists

For lots of scientific computing tasks you don't need FP64

eg for Weather forecasts FP1 is sufficient = is it raining or not?

Even with advanced Quantum Weather forecasting = look outside and see if it's raining now

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Really ?

"t has to be great at simulation; it has to be great at AI; and it also has to be a quantum supercomputer," Buck said."

Was this a summary written by AI ?

There are currently no working Quantum Computers and there are lots of supercomputers

Fired techie admits sabotaging ex-employer, causing $862K in damage

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Damn Humans

You really can't trust these meatsacks humans, get the humans out of the loop

Signed

Not An AI

Power: The answer to and source of all your AI datacenter problems

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Re: Strategic

>Americans for the most part don't care about tea.

Or about cricket, or apparently about many other activities which would be judged a mark of civilization. Perhaps tea would be a start ?

>We are a coffee culture

And yet "pumpkin spice" is a thing

>I do not know any Americans who think the hot tap is adequate for brewing tea.

I give you the abomination known as Starbucks

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Strategic

All this electrical power concentrated in one place would allow the Americans to actually make tea (unlike their belief that tea can be made with water from the hot tap)

I propose that the water cooled data center be repurposed as a national kettle

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Re: Prioritise

Was domestic heating ever the main use of power?

It was steel or industry. Tthat's why we have economy rates at night when the business factory is closed

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Re: This trend toward denser AI deployments...

It's 600KW not MW and even then you aren't putting 100,000 of these racks in one data center

It's a pity, cos 60TW in one room would solve the power generation problem by creating fusion

Retro Games opens pre-orders for THEA1200, a full-size working Amiga replica

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Re: woke detector ... Correct ... Happy Christmas to all !!!

I think "charlieboywoof" is just offended that a scientific publication such as the Reg would use a term derived from "holyday"

Jeff Bezos gives CEO another go at $6.2B AI startup Prometheus

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Re: End of honeymoon

In the event of Divorce 2.0 she would apparently only have a claim on any increase in wealth since the marriage.

So if Amazon's share price went down , would she owe him alimony ?

Game over: Europol storms gaming platforms in extremist content sweep

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Re: Nothing ever changes

Is Castle Wolfenstein now extreemist terrorism ? IIRC it was rather Anti-Fascist

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Re: All these extremists..

Railroad Tycoon Commissar

Pentagon and soldiers let too many secrets slip on social networks, watchdog says

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GAO on Monday made public a report

Deliberately? Or did they just text it to a bunch of journalists ?

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Re: Commander in Chief

What happens in the Mar-a-Lago bathroom stays in the Mar-a-Lago bathroom

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