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Tech jocks headed for White House powwow on 'economic matters' (read: Huawei ban)

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Re: Outrageous!! How dare they?

Its going to make your phone a lot cheaper.

Instead of Broadcom, ARM, Apple/Google having a monopoly on the important bits - China and S. Korea are going to be forced to build their own version of all the key parts - which you are going to be able to buy from aliexpress for 1/10 the price

Literally braking news: Two people hurt as not one but two self-driving space-age buses go awry

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> They may even have applied the brakes gently as a precaution and to alert following traffic

If you did that here you would be stationary.

Would you drive past a bunch of schoolkids pushing each other around on the pavement?

Should the city totally grid lock because someone is walking looking at their phone?

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Re: Human error.

Or an app that monitors where you are and flashes a message that you are about to walk under a bus.

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They are the size of minivans, the idea is to use them as small rapid transit around a city center = horizontal elevators more than double deckers

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Re: Pixel moments

That's the problem with a bunch of the current systems, the authorities are so scared of being the first to cause an accident everything must be set to stop at the first hint of danger.

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Re: 9mph!!!

Now hop-on robot sofas cruising the capital's streets is an idea I could get behind.

Except they would be taken over by our cat overlords

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Re: Bus v Pedestrian or Pedestrian v Bus

One German city actually fitted pedestrian crossing light sin the edge of the pavement for people looking down at their phones

A hole with spikes would have been better, but it's a start

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Re: Physics will still be applied

>if a bus couldnt move for legal reasons unless everyone was belted up bus services would grind to a halt

You aren't thinking like OSHA/HSE.

The solution is to make everyone wear a cash helmet, and fireproof race overalls on a bus - so forcing them to drive a car instead.

BT boss warns 16-min walk from current HQ to new London base 'just the tip of the iceberg'

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If only

There was some way of communicating with workers at a distance, then you wouldn't all need to come together within shouting distance of each other in an expensive building in central London.

What's Greek/Latin for distant communication ?

Brussels changes its mind AGAIN on .EU domains: Euro citizens in post-Brexit Britain can keep them after all

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Re: Domains based on citizenship?

> residents, or organizations, or a foreign entity with a presence

Yes that makes sense. Registering europe-tours.eu for my company in London that does tours in the Eu makes equal sense, but demanding that the register-er be a Eu citizen to do it - does not.

Domains are owned by corporations, corporations do not have citizenship they have jurisdictions.

Is it ok if I hire an Irish intern to fill in the form?

Am I ok having doing it myself as long as I have an Irish grandparent ?

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Domains based on citizenship?

So they would welcome .com only being available to US citizens?

Or Prime Minister Farage taking away .co.uk from anyone who wasn't judged sufficiently British

UK.gov drives ever further into Nocluesville, crowdsources how to solve digital identity

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That's fine but how do you prove that the public key belongs to the John smith who owns this bank account or the John smith that we want for murder?

Obvious solution is to only ever identify people from birth by their public key. It is going to make children's birthday cakes a little larger to contain their 'names' and doing the register in school is going to take a while longer.

Hi I'm b8284650440a8e32b5189e1bcb3e94d8 but you can call me d8 ....

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Re: Le solution

>Bar codes tattooed on the forehead. You know it's coming...

But that wouldn't work for people with black skin so the home office would have to deport them

2025: HELLO? WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I'M ON THE TUBE. FULL 4G NOW. NAH, IT'S CRAP

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Re: Keep the tubes quiet

Yes and don't call me Shirley

Those facial recognition trials in the UK? They should be banned, warns Parliamentary committee

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Re: Home Office

>The ECHR is nowt to do with the EU.

Saintly Theresa said we were also leaving the ECHR (and Euratom etc)

The ECHR isn't part of the Eu but being a member is a requirement of being in the Eu.

So one of the 'benefits' of leaving the Eu is that you are free to leave the ECHR (or more likely you remain in it but ignore all its rulings)

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Re: Home Office

>Where does one complain about the home office ?

European Court of Human Rights ?

Oh sorry we 'fixed' that loophole

Apollo 11 @ 50: The long shadow of the flag

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Re: Cost

Around $150Bn in 2019 $

Compared to $1.6T (with another $1T in future costs) for bring peace, freedom and a love of baseball to Afghanistan and Iraq

Red flag: Verify to be marked 'undeliverable' by gov projects watchdog

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I read that as verity (as in Stob) and was briefly offended on her behalf

Soon Google will have more bit barns in Texas than you can shake a stick at: Second facility planned for Ellis County

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In this case it's more about cheap power, cheap land, easy planning permission and close to big population markets.

It doesn't hurt to have the 2nd biggest state in your pocket when it comes to congress.

Saving a few million on property taxes is noise compared to the process of getting anything built in Ca.

The pro-privacy Browser Act has re-appeared in US Congress. But why does everyone except right-wing trolls hate it?

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Re: 2 percent facts, 98 percent ad hominem attacks

". It is deliberately promoted as one thing while doing something else entirely."

Doesn't that describe most proposed legislation since they invented proposing legislation ?

The Empire Strikes Back: Trump discovers $10bn JEDI cloud deal may go to nemesis Jeff Bezos, demands probe

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Re: Having one vendor might actually be a good thing

Remember you need an A,B and C in every congregational district and you can't kick any of them out or that senator gets a call and your next funding round gets delayed.

So you end up with one supplier actually doing all the work for 2x the money while you pay 100x to all the other suppliers to do nothing

Brit consumers still holding off on buying new PCs until that Brexit thing is over and done with

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Re: Brexit Unlikely Reason

Mine goes upto 11

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Re: Brexit Unlikely Reason

On the other hand BoJo will be looking for a chancellor.....

Boris Johnson's promise of full fibre in the UK by 2025 is pie in the sky

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Re: BroBo

>Your GP is a private for profit business

Didn't he also say fuck business?

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Re: fiber schmiber

Whereas running fiber to an island in the Hebrides or the top of a mountain is a piece of piss

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Re: All piss and wind.

Or perhaps Spain is lying about the 85%

Surely our politicians can lie better than a bunch of Spaniards

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Re: BroBo

They can claim that having a free NHS is unfair state aid and UK hospitals need to run on proper profitable US grounds - unless the free and independent UK wants to go on the same banned list as certain Chinese telcos

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Re: Rural rage

>Why compete when they will not have any cheap labour to exploit?

"cheap"? When you can have free - welcome to the Boris serfdom act

Dear chip designers: It will no longer cost you an Arm and a leg to use these CPU cores (well, not at first, anyway...)

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Re: Politics free cores?

Given that Japan has just done a Trump to S Korea I can see a lot of Samsung/LG money being thrown at RISCV alongside all the Chinese befforts

Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, where to go? Navigation satellite signals flip from degraded to full TITSUP* over span of four days

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Re: What's the point of a pilot phase

Taking out the espresso machine in a small building in Italy will disable the system, in my experience of working there

Oracle told to warp 9 out of court: Judge photon-torpedoes Big Red's Pentagon JEDI dream

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Re: Doesn't seem altruistic

Not forgetting its social role in caring for retired-politicians by finding them directorships

I don't have to save my work, it's in The Cloud. But Microsoft really must fix this files issue

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Re: Lets step back a bit

Saving is just an artifact of when disk space was slow scarce and expensive and we had to swap floppies to save the document.

A lot of the stuff that is "totally obvious" about computers in the era of the Apple II or IBM PC needs to change when we have RAM 1000x larger than the original PC hard drives, we have NVMe drives almost as fast as ram, laptops that are never really off and permanent internet connections

US border cops' secret racist Facebook group a total disgrace, says patrol chief. She should know, she was a member

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Re: Facebook is a disease

Yes much better on the good old days when racist cops just dressed up in white bed sheets and burnt crosses.

Although the laundry bleach makers were probably to blame for that ....

'Is this Microsoft trying to be cool? Want to go to the Apple Store?' We checked out London's new retail extravaganza

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Re: Waiting for a Linux store

Or at least a bunch of brewing experts tell you how to make your own home brew for free.

Meanwhile at the apple store there is only ice chilled fizzy lager but you have to drink it from a glass with a handle and they have patented how you hold it

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>What exactly is it that makes you cool, Microsoft?

Active Directory ?

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Re: Microsoft's take on Apple's Genius Bar: the Answer Desk

Don't you want it to just be the bloke from IT cloud?

You take a number, queue up an he just says "have you tried turning it off and on again? Next"

Apollo at 50? How about 40 years since Skylab smacked into Australia

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Re: Why Australia?

Responsible users plan for satellite end of life with fuel reserves and backup comms.

NASA was a little more 'adventurous' back in the day. They didn't really have much control of the massive Skylab's reentry.

The only reason they even announced where it was likely to land was that they dropped the saturn v booster that launched it onto the north hemisphere without much thought and there was a certain amount of bad press at the idea of the USA dropping kilotons of energy at random on people

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Re: Skylab was faked!

Not surprised after having to travel to the Moon in 1969

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Re: Why Australia?

You don't really have much longitude control on something that big and solid

I suspect they weren't aiming at Australia so much as the fairly empty southern hemisphere

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Re: Miss Universe

Miss Universe is rigged, the winner is always someone from the local cluster

Gone in 120 seconds: Arianespace aims for stars, misses, as UAE satellite launch fails

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Re: Enjoys?

> The Vega enjoys three solid-fuelled stages, topped off with a liquid-fuelled upper stage to perform final manoeuvres

With excellent views and easy conversion into a waterfrontbottom property

GDS, what is it good for? According to a UK parliamentary committee: 'Increasingly unclear'

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>They can churn out static web pages with the best of 'em.

Once the tendering process for the focus groups to brainstorm how stakeholders interact with the new font proposal has passed it's key review points

No DeepNudes please, we're GitHub: Code repo deep-sixed as Discord bans netizens who sought out vile AI app

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Re: Slippery Slope

More likely VLC/decss cos piracy

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Yes nukes please we're github

Github's parent company sells a lot of software to military they don't seem to have any moral problems with that

Internet imbeciles, aka British ISP lobbyists, backtrack on dubbing Mozilla a villain for DNS-over-HTTPS support

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>i fail to see why the ISPs should be that bothered about people using DoH

Because the excuse about GCHQ/council dog wardens needing it to stop communist ISIS child abusing terrorist non-recyclers is a consignment of geriatric shoemakers

It stops the ISPs getting lots of lovely customer traffic to sell to advertisers

Guy is booted out of IT amid outsourcing, wipes databases, deletes emails... goes straight to jail for two-plus years

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Re: Just like divorces, there's rarely a good outcome for all.

>Companies should constantly have contingency plans for when any of their key personnel decide to move on

Old carpet, shovels and a local concrete pour ?

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so the moral of the story

Always accidentally delete all the data while still employed, don't access it after you have left

The two towers: Met Police to consolidate £500m worth of tech outsourcing deals

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Re: A wild guess

At which point you realise the outsourcer is a crook and so roll all the services into a single contract.

Realise that their is only one outfit big enough to contract for this and you are back with the same outsourcer for 10x the price

Backpage.com execs cling to First Amendment in court over sex trafficking case

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Re: Why didn't you mention...

But the precedent that you can seize all of someone's assets while investigating a case like this

FBI and immigration officials trawling US driving licence databases for suspects

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Re: Holiday romance, askance

>America has regressed to developing nation status.

So just turning it off and on again ?

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