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Headteacher had the most guessable username-password combo you could imagine

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Re: I've got a great idea

Isn't it cheaper to have 100s of schools with one centralised IT support rather than them all hiring their own people to do their own thing?

Or has the theory of the firm got it all wrong for 200 years and we would be better all having our own back-yard fabs?

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I've got a great idea

Why not NOT make primary schools responsible for their computer systems?

Perhaps have some sort of education authority locally responsible for hiring IT staff, purchasing hardware and software and administering it ? A Local Education Authority if you would.

I know we spun off every aspect of public service into some sort of independent anarcho-syndicalist commune, in order to be hyper-dynamic and not at all as a precursor to privatisation, but perhaps it's better to make someone king.

We don't make every train driver responsible for building their bit of HS2

Russian spies take their half-click email attack from Zimbra to Outlook

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An intrinsically unsafe operating system is any which has access to the computer

Word worm crawls into Copilot, spreads chaos

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Re: re: Why not simply use a text document?

You mean you can't have users who don't understand templates waste hours reformatting latex

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One of our esteemed venerable politicians just read out a speech in parliament with his deeply held convictions about whatever it was, then read aloud the AI prompt that generated the speech.

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Re: to borrow an old adage

>mental competency test we routinely apply to human beings?

You don't work with users do you ?

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Re: Perhaps this isn't malware.

To deter you from allowing your AI to download any documents from the web.

Like those videos of people putting paint bombs in Amazon packages to deter porch thieves

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Could that have something to do with Apple not having their own in-house AI that they are desperate to sell to you ?

A requiem for Optane, Intel's KV cache killer that could have eased the RAM price crunch

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Re: 3D XPoint was a missed opportunity...

The number of bits per parity is presumably a trade off between cost and number of double bit errors you want to detect.

Even have 1 parity per 32 bit word is better than nothing and only reduces your available memory by 3%

Like how drives used to reserve space for bad blocks.

PS. I wonder why memory errors haven't gone up massively as we made gates smaller and lower voltage, presumably the amount of damage a passing muon could do is now much larger?

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Re: 3D XPoint was a missed opportunity...

Yes, sorry - knew there was something wrong but when I spotted it I had missed edit window.

Is there any reason why some competitor to Intel (cough AMD) don't do ECM in the memory controller together with a bit of extra cache so you can do ECC with regular RAM? It wouldn't seem to cost too much performance or silicon

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Re: 3D XPoint was a missed opportunity...

Same reason we don't have desktop ECM memory. You reserve support for expensive Xeon processors so the memory stays expensive so never becomes ubiquitous

Trying to explain to non-technical users and regulators that sometimes the computer can just randomly change data and it's not our fault and there's nothing we can do.

Airbus keeps an A350 flying for 24 hours

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Re: sedated, boxed, and loaded as cargo

>Next, treating their mug customers as cargo would add costs

Among the blue-suits civilian passengers are known as "self-loading freight"

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Re: Noise cancelling headphones

Free water fountains ?

Possibly in some sort of communist utopia - here you could subscribe to the water fountains after downloading their app

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But the American public all objected to the noise and environmental concerns of supersonic flight, and that was just from the relatively small Concorde - they would surely have been much more vociferous in their protests against a much larger and faster US aircraft

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Re: Long flights

>Cunard operates the QM2 liner on one-way trips

The Titanic business model ?

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Re: Conflicted

>Flying is a miserable experience, from parking the car at one end to leaving the airport at the other.

Law of conservation of misery, as flying gets cheaper, more comfortable and more convenient they have to make the airports worse to maintain the overall experience.

Once Musk-Rockets (tm) are able to ballistic missile you to Oz in 20mins, you'll have to turn up at the airport 23.5 hours in advance for security

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Re: Essential for ultra-long distance flights

If they did dump it, they could weigh you before and after the flight and give you a discount on your excess baggage fee if you pooped enough

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Re: 22 hours feels like a bit of an endurance test

I used to do Chile regularly (was an astronomer) before there were direct flights.

Chatting to some Kiwi's in Santiago airport - they stood out among the stylishly dressed South Americans as the only others wearing down parkas and carrying pelicases.

They were Antarctic researchers, their commute was Antarctica -> Tierra del Feugo, Santiago, Miami, LA, Auckland. Assuming they weren't flying business class either !

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Re: If you really need to save those extra 3 hours

Thinking about it, if you can't fly over Russia and you want to avoid the middle-east, you are presumably flying north past Singapore, S. Korea, Japan, Alaska and over the north pole - you migth as well stop and pickup more passengers.

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Re: Boeing

But BA didn't get a 747-400 fleet until mid 1990, so the 1989 flights would probably be some variation of 747-200

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Re: If you really need to save those extra 3 hours

But Singapore is a regional hub, so they are also taking passengers from all over SE Asia, and all of Australia, on to JFK. They aren't relying only on Singaporeans heading to NY

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Re: Noise cancelling headphones

That's part of their life cycle. They have to travel half way around the world to return to their spawning grounds

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Re: Boeing

A 747-400 burns nearly 11tons fuel/hour, this A350 does under 6tons/hour.

Don't know what a 1989 era 747 did, but it must have been much worse

On the other hand, there is a lot more competition by SE Asian and Gulf airlines today

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Re: Military is used to In-Flight Refuelling, but...

Ryanair solution, every passenger boards with their own 5gallon can of Jet-A.

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Re: If you really need to save those extra 3 hours

It's hard to see the economics of this.

For a flight over about 6000km its cheaper to land and refuel and climb than to carry the weight of the extra fuel all the time.

The service is going to have to be setup with more business and premium economy to get passengers.

You are limited by the number of people who want to pay more to fly direct in premium so you aren't going to be running a daily service, so you need other shorter all premium destinations to keep the planes busy.

And all the Gulf airlines are going to cut fares to recover customers when the US gets bored in Iran and they reopen

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Re: Long flights

Bring back airships.

I don't mind a week London-Oz if I get a lounge and library and proper bed.

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Re: Empty A380

Also passengers like return trips. Even if you scheduled a regular Oz - Frankfurt flight with passengers then had the plane pop over to Dresden empty for service, you would have to fly another empty plane to Frankfurt to do the return leg.

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Re: Noise cancelling headphones

Its almost as if the whole thing is security theatre that the airports go along with because it makes you spend 3hours at their shopping centers.

Fortunately they discovered that Toblerone prevents terrorists and it's now mandatory for every passenger to carry one with security.

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Re: FedEx PeoplePak

Many years ago, as an April fools, FedEx announced a next-day express service for people.

A 6ft long padded envelope that you popped your sedated executive in and they were dropped off before 9;00 next day anywhere in the world.

They were overwhelmed with people calling them about the service.

NOAA ditches weather-predicting supercomputers for Google Cloud

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Re: I suppose it has nothing to do with ...

But NOAA is Oceans and Atmosphere - nothing to do with weather.

For the last 20 years certain politicians have been campaigning to stop NOAA being allowed to publish weather reports. Instead they will licence the data to Fox and Acuweather etc who will sell the forecasts to the public.

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Really ?

>AI Global Forecast System, which promises to offer accurate weather forecasts using 99.7% fewer computer cycles and take minutes, rather than hours, to produce a forecast.

Tomorrows weather will be rain or sun or snow or fog or clouds or dragons

Signals are grim for Jodrell Bank Observatory after UK science funding decision

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Re: It isn't just physics

Best hope then is the Greens getting in and rely on their support for fundemental physics

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Re: It isn't just physics

Cutting science is the one thing left and right politicians, and voters, can agree on.

Iran-linked CyberAv3ngers suspected in attacks on Minnesota water systems

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Re: "They did so by exploiting default passwords"

It's just a question of fairness.

We can afford to sail over there in a $20Bn aircraft carrier and drop $M missiles on their water plants but you can't expect a 3rd world country to be able to afford retaliation on the same scale. So we are just doing this to level the playing field

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Attacks on water?

In Minnesota?

Probably ICE

Burnham's spanner in the works leaves UK government tech scattered across Whitehall

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Re: Relax. Nothing will change.

Could we invade Belgium, arrest the leader and take all their oil waffle money?

DEF CON bans Meta-style 'pervert glasses'

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DefCon

Has always had personal privacy and security of your personal data at the forefront.

That's why everyone should take their phone and laptop and connect to the venue wifi

Digital sovereignty is real in Europe. The UK? Not so much

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Re: We already have sovereignty...

> The fact that it has US owners is irrelevant as long as the US owners don't have seats on the board

But who has remote network access ?

Too many AI agents can get in each other's way

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Corporate

So we replaced all the pointless bullshit-jobs office workers with armies of AIs all giving each other status reports about the new covers for the TPS reports ?

Somehow Skynet would be better

Leading AI models (even Grok) are all a bunch of leftist punks

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Re: Maybe not all the data came from America?

That's why you can't trust the electorate.

There is only one sure-fire way to choose the leader.

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Re: The random responder

But do you think that people who didn't come from Europe are really human ?

Do you think slavery would be a good way to boost GDP, do you think slavery should be extended to anyone who doesn't own crypto ?

Do you think women have a role in society beyond making babies, do you believe there is such a thing as society?

Your views sound like some dangerous socialist Democrat

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Re: The random responder

But the models were trained on the output of the subset of woke Americans who could write.

The latest models are trained on the output of Russian bots reposting Truth Social AI memes so should be more representative of the American polity

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Re: Probably not that surprising...

They tried training self-driving cars only on Mein Kampf but they wouldn't go south of the river this time of night

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Re: Even my smoke Alarm

You mean crumpet ?

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Even my smoke Alarm

Is woke leftist.

It insists on beeping when I burn the toast without checking on Truth Social to see if the president has declared that toast is burned or even if I have exercised my constitutional rights to set fire to the bread.

Uncle Sam needs you to fight for 6G leadership and security, lest Beijing get there first

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Re: Let me get this Right...

>despite the fact that the US didn't invoke Article 5

Because you can't call on a defensive alliance to support your foreign wars. This was a US demand at the creation of NATO because they didn't want to be involved in every British and French imperial adventure.

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2 cups and a piece of string should suffice

Jensen puts his thumb on the scales against open-weights fearmongering

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Hey I'm a would-be billionaire. Or at least I would be if I had another billion dollars

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Re: shovels...

Specifically the people likely to run open models on-prem will buy shovels while the hyperscalers are building steam shovels in-house

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