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This episode of Black Mirror sucks: London cops boast that facial-recog creepycams will be on the streets this year

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Re: Effectiveness?

The problem is the same as in disease screening. If you have a 98% effective test for a disease that only 1 in a million people have then you get that one person, but also 2% * 1 million = 20,000 false positives.

Finding one suspect in 65million Britains, or 500million if they could be anywhere in Europe, is the ultimate 'rare case'

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Simple, assume 70% of black youths are 'wanted' according to police.

(Define 'wanted' to include 3rd degree some link to somebody 'known' to police)

Have software detect all black male faces under age 40 and flag as wanted.

Achieved 70% goal.

We need to make it even easier for UK terror cops to rummage about in folks' phones, says govt lawyer

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Re: WAR ON TERROR

"economic well-being of the United Kingdom".

Time to round up some Brexiters?

No backdoors needed: Apple ditched plans to fully encrypt iCloud backups after heavy pressure from FBI – claim

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Is there a consensus on which God it is that concerns itself so much with US politics? I'm guessing cthullu

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>He complains about encryption? He's giving them the bloody guns!

But they have to carry guns to protect themselves from a tyrannical government and protect themselves against unconstitutional warrant-less searches.

If there weren't unconstitutional warrant-less searches by a tyrannical government it would be stupid to have all those guns.

The Foot of Cupid emits final burst of flatulence in honour of fallen Python Terry Jones

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Re: RIP Terry

You had tape in a cassette?

Luxury...

Co-Op Insurance and IBM play blame game over collapse of £175m megaproject

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Re: Good news for...

Every time IBM etc announce a deal with a bank, buy law firm shrares

New SAP co-CEO 'runs simple' to Davos in Mercedes hydrogen car

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Re: its overall eco-credentials also depend entirely on how the electricity and hydrogen

You could keep the remaining pure carbon

If you were an environmentalist you could best use it as the moderator in a reactor....

Fly me to the M(O2)n: Euro scientists extract oxygen from 'lunar dust' by cooking it with molten salt electrolysis

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Giant mutant spiders descending from space - thank you for a good nights sleep

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Re: 'Being able to acquire oxygen would obviously be hugely useful for future settlers'

Don't know if that is a direct quote from the book.

But everybody needs to read "Evolution Man: Or, How I Ate My Father" by Roy Lewis

WTF, EFS? Experts warn Windows encryption could spawn nasty new ransomware

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Only if you back it up to your microsoft account, if you aren't logged in this isn't automatic

Microsoft claim not to have a copy otherwise <tin foil hat mode>

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Re: Haven't tried Sophos Intercept X

>You are forgetting granny is already conditioned to press "Y" whenever that comes up.

But then that's the user's fault

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Re: Haven't tried Sophos Intercept X

Obvious solution, everytime something writes to an encrypted filesystem put up a UAC box saying "system.dll access to encrfs.dll, allow Y/N" then your grandmother can safely use their PC.

Big Falcon explosion as SpaceX successfully demos Crew Dragon abort systems

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I thought they put the rocket centre in Alabama so the Nazis wouldn't have to "naturalize" too much.

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Didn't see the typo till the edit had closed.

But it does suggest a post-Brexit cartoon series along the lines of Oor'Willie where the Bash St kids root out foreigners under the patriotic leadership of Lord Rees-Snooty

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Re: Another Test

Instantaneous external fuel consumption event

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NASA did better when its rocket scientists wee nazis

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Re: NASA are paying Boeing more per-astronaut than they're paying SpaceX f

>why are NASA forging ahead with the untested Boeing programme,

NASA funding relies on senators and congress critters who believe the Earth is flat and G*D lives just above the clouds. But they also believe Boeing have a plant in their region

Who says HMRC hasn't got a sense of humour? Er, 65 million Brits

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Re: Sorry I'm late, my doctors claimed I'd died...

The refuse to talk to you on the very reasonable grounds that they don't talk to dead people

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Re: Sorry I'm late, my doctors claimed I'd died...

Spending a year dead for tax reasons ?

Europe mulls five year ban on facial recognition in public... with loopholes for security and research

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People can only be tracked 24x7 by security services

For reasons of security.....

Unlocking news: We decrypt those cryptic headlines about Scottish cops bypassing smartphone encryption

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Re: IOS and Android

Your Huawei still has Google Android, just not Google store.

It also has the same layers of baseband and embedded processor code that this system is exploiting.

Given that the biggest customers for cellphone spys-R-us after the USA is China, you can bet Celebrite's engineers are frequent visitors to Huawei 's labs.

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Re: Fail to see what the fuss is

>I fail to see what the fuss is

Because it normalises this action.

The next version of the software will fit in a pocket.

The police will then slurp the contents of your phone at every traffic stop or SUS. Just to save a trip to the station = a purely administrative change for efficiency

It's hardly unreasonable that the police can stop anyone in the street and check that they haven't viewed the website of any terrorist links to a group like extinction rebellion or English Heritage.

Then get a list of all your friends, any financial data to pass along to the DWP or check for IR35

Then get a copy of any pictures of your girlfriend/boyfriend/Sheep to pass along to their palls at the lodge.

Just make sure you are following the SNP leader and giving it lots of likes in the run up to the next referendum citizen

Boeing aircraft sales slump to historic lows after 737 Max annus horribilis

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Re: Can't believe nobody noticed that's a 747 in the header pic

Still one of the best looking airliners

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Re: "737 Max annus horribilis"

>annus maximus horribilis?

Wasn't he in Gladiator ?

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Re: Boeing goes down -- and takes the FAA with them

Well that's it, I'm going to vote with my feet and use a different Federal regulator for all my flights

That was the reason the NTSB was formed, the FAA was in charge of both promoting aviation and investigating the cause of accidents

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Re: Bah!

>, experienced pilots reported crashing in the simulator

And yet the article argues that the simulator didn't accurately model the behaviour of the real aircraft

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Because it might not be possible.

Classifying it as a new type might mean every part has to meet 2020 rules and regulations.

It's really a problem with all the certifications, FCC and FDA aswell as FAA. The rules are so strict that the only way is to work around them. So the response to this is to make the rules more strict.

I have had it happen with old university buildings. We couldn't add a fire alarm because it would trigger a new fire plan, which would mean new fire exits, disabled access, improved insulation standards etc etc. Adding a small amount of safety to an old high fire building is impossible because of all the new safety rules.

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Re: Reverse take-overs

There was a north american alternative to the 737, but with better fuel efficiency

So Boeing had a chat with Washington and it earned a 300% tarrif

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Re: Accountability

>the US government doesn't need the name Boeing to survive though

The purpose of Boeing isn't to support the USAF

The purpose of the USAF is to support Boeing shareholders

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Re: "This is what happens when you scrimp on software dev, testing and docs"

Orders are almost always per plane - manufacturers don't announce they have 1 order and then in the small print point out that it was for 500 airframes

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Re: Flying

>'I guess really the only think that sets us apart from chimps?'

From local observation the only difference is that chimps drink tea (specifically PG Tips) and our primates drink coffee

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Re: It's not just the 737...

>The average military bod has a tad higher "acceptable risk" limit than the average holidaymaker.

I was hoping that nuclear weapons are built with slightly higher safety standards than a deckchair

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Re: Military have higher standards....

The M16 was switched to the 'wrong' propellant because somebody insisted it had a better TopTrumps score than the opposition.

However they allowed manufacturer acceptance testing with the lower energy "proper" propellant because the one actually used used in the field (jungle) caused too many jams.

Eventually they agreed to upgrade the metalurgy for the "wrong" propellant

Squirrel away a little IT budget for likely Brexit uncertainty, CIOs warned

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Re: "no trade" agreement

Trade does imply paying for things. A walk in & take stuff plan would be a no trade agreement.

Just restart the east India company

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Re: Could a brexiter please explain...

It's a brilliant move by Dominic Cummings to bring "outside the box" thinking to running the country.

Introduce a national "chaos monkey" to test how resilient systems are.

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Re: IT'll be fine!

>Deadwood, I'm looking at you...

It's all Lovejoy's fault ?

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Re: Conservative and Unionist party

Northumbria independence is next.

Tek bak control, sithee

Microsoft's on Edge and you could be, too: Chromium-based browser exits beta – with teething problems

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Re: Translated

Microsoft teams won't run on brave because it blocks 3rd party cookies but works out of the box in edge

Problems at Oracle's DynDNS: Domain registration customers transferred at short notice, nameserver records changed

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Re: Yet another reason Oracle sucks.

Remember that Oracle is a poor little underdog being ruthlessly extorted by evil corporate empires

A fine host for a Raspberry Pi: The Register rakes a talon over the NexDock 2

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Re: Why some people keep on reinventing the ill-fated Palm Foleo?

I could use one rather than trying to carry a monitor+keyb+mouse + find enough power outlets for headless machines

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Re: Bring back netbooks

Buy chromebook for $50-$100

Install GalliumOS

Cheap, plasticky, kid-proof, crappy screen

Or buy one of the many Atom-Z8350 chipped laptops. 1920x1080+4Mb for around $150, looks like a macbook air for 20% of the price

Behold the Internet of Turf: IoT sucks waste energy from living plants to speak to satellites

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Unless you intend to scatter them over some pristine ecosystem to monitor it without having to build roads for people to go in and place /remove/ repair sensors

NASA is Boeing to get to the bottom of that Starliner snafu... plus SpaceX preps to blow up a Falcon 9

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Specifically they can simulate the paperwork of having done the test

Tea tipplers are more likely to live longer, healthier lives than you triple venti pumpkin-syrup soy-milk latte-swilling fiends

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So should be compared to beer drinkers

UK data watchdog kicks £280m British Airways and Marriott GDPR fines into legal long grass

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Re: What's the point?

The IRS (US tax office) got into trouble (well actually a few raised eyebrows) over that

They had a policy to target people making just under average wages on the basis that this minimised the capacity to fight any demand

It's your walkie-talkie Teams mate, over. 'You don't have to say Over, over'. Copy that. Stop making the static noise, over and out

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Incredible

So we can now use smartphones to make direct voice "calls" indistinguishable from a rotary telephone - except for the initial 15minutes of "can you hear me?", "I can't hear you", "are you on mute?", "can everyone else mute, there is an echo" "I have to restart", "can you resend the invite", "I have updates", "you have to send me another invite I'm not in your group"

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