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Uncle Sam tells F-35B allies they'll have to fly the things a lot more if they want to help out around South China Sea

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Re: !!!

To be fair the Lightning (me262) wasn't intended to last that long

One last ditch mission to try and take out a few of the Russian (Allied) bombers before they dropped their bombs on Blighty(Fatherland)

The F35 is never going to go into combat against any modern airforce, it's far to expensive to risk, its job is to fly around for 20-30 years generating support contracts

Like other tech giants, Netflix gets govt takedown demands – and impressively, none of them involve Adam Sandler

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Re: The Bridge documentary is an awesome piece of film

Or it has some public body that automatically stamps any public objection.

Here in stalinesque Canada, dire straits Money for Nothing was banned because one person wrote in objecting to the 'that little faggot got his own jet airplane' line.

Day 4 of outage: UK's Manchester police deploy exciting new carbon-based method to record crime

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Re: Impact

They are unable to submit performance metrics leading to a decrease in their official performance.

Instead they are all out fighting crime

The real question is the value of spaffing 27m quid on a system to report irrelevant statistics

Wake me up before you go Go: Devs say they'll learn Google-backed lang next. Plus: Perl pays best, Java still in demand

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Re: Continual Professional Development

So long as licensed professional programmers are limited to dispensing approved packages invented by us proper scientists - just like doctors and pharmacists - I'm happy

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Re: I miss perl

Unix doesn't give a pair of fetid dingos kidneys about file extensions

Guess we have to do this the Huawei then: Verizon sued by Chinese giant for allegedly ripping off patented tech

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Re: Big Bad Huawei!

Also if you plan on arresting any representatives of the plaintiff as soon as they set foot in the country

There's got to be Huawei we can defeat Chinese tech giant, thinks US attorney-general. Aha, let's buy stake in Ericsson and Nokia

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If only

There was a US telco big enough to have the research budget to make 5g, of course it would have to be a monopoly with such close links to government that it was basically the state phone company.

Call it "Trump Labs" and it will sail through congress

Social media notifications of the future: Ranger tagged you in a photo with Tessadora, Wrenlow, Faelina and Graylen

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Re: Vanity names?

Even trickier here on the rather more diverse west coast.

Making up a name acceptable, and pronounceable, to sets of dutch/Japanese or Chinese/sikh grandparents isn't easy.

Tech can endure the most inhospitable environments: Space, underwater, down t'pit... even hairdressers

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Re: The devils foam

Roll of carpet, another trench, and the help of the PFY at midnight?

NASA's Christina Koch returns to Earth as the longest-serving woman astronaut – after spending 328 days in space

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Re: Question : What's more import ?

Since she was a fee paying passenger on a (then) soviet rocket why are we making such a fuss about her being the first "British astronaut" ?

EU tells UK: Cut the BS, sign here, and you can have access to Galileo sat's secure service

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Re: The low-tech "green" solution

I would have said because the British army isn't normally bombing places covered by OS maps, but given current politics just give it a few years

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Re: Galileo is the BS system

Actually Galileo agreed to a US kill switch so it could operate on frequencies close enough to GPS that the USA couldn't easily block it.

The alternative was that they would shoot it down

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Galileo was built to insure against the USA cutting off GPS over Europe in a future trade dispute / a French vanity project / a illegal government support of EU aerospace (delete as appropriate)

It is unlikely that the eu and USA and Russia will all cut off access to the UK. Galileo can't it doesn't have the finesse to allow a French container ship in the channel but block a British one.

The reason the brits want access to the secure signal is to do another Falklands without asking USA permission. Once it becomes Puerto Rico on thames this isn't an issue

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Re: foot, shot.

The Eu should keep its satellites but thy wont be allowed to orbit over British waters, they will be forced to stop and turn back at the 200mi limit.

British satellites, equipped with the new Armstrong-Whitworth 6lb canon will be free to orbit the high spaces where they please.

There only remains the task for proper British boffins to solve the problem of making the Union Jack flutter properly in space

Fed-up air safety bods ban A350 pilots from enjoying cockpit coffees

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Can't you just put a bit of string between the old switch position and the new one and then you can self certify that there is no charge

Iowa has already won the worst IT rollout award of 2020: Rap for crap caucus app chaps in vote zap flap

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Re: We're going forwards by going backwards

Which is all rather pointless when an electoral college or judge can decide who gets to be president almost irrespective of the number of votes.

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Re: Pissup. Brewery.

Hayseed is an offensive term.

As a proud Monsanto shareholder I would like to discourage the idea that you can get seed from hay. Seeds don't just grow on trees you know, they have to be purchased each year from the proper copyright holder

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Re: Why...

Email would have been worse.

There are 2000 voting sites, all using their own random devices.

How many have email setup? Do they have exchange server cos this is a work phone, gmail or still go to yahoo for webmail. Do you require every volunteer to reconfigure their phone to use a supplied email address and email server?

You get 2000 random typed emails in different formats, because there is no way you can have an auto fill template that works on all mobile email

How do you validate the emails?

How do you check that you haven't lost or miss-transcribed one?

Probably a simple web page would have been easier, but it should have been possible to write a simple app to send a few numbers to a server

Cover for 'cyber' attacks is risky, complex and people don't trust us, moan insurers

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Re: I realise this ship has sailed...

I thought cyber is a noun - it's the bloke that stands at the back of Greek galley and steers it

Brits may still be struck by Lightning, but EU lawmakers vote for bloc-wide common charging rules

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Re: Hopefully the UK will follow this

>iron plugged into the kitchen light socket

Now all the lights are frugal Led we are wasting a lot of current capacity in the ceiling.

Obvious place to plug in laptops

Gin and gone-ic: Rometty out as IBM CEO, cloud supremo Arvind Krishna takes over, Red Hat boss is president

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Chinese companies have Chinese CEOs shock

Not call, dude: UK govt says guaranteed surcharge-free EU roaming will end after Brexit transition period. Brits left at the mercy of networks

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That's a pity

So while British immigrants are clinging to the underside of a Eurostar in the hope of sneaking into Calais to get some cheap booze and soft cheese they may have to pay higher fees to click on facebook ?

If only 3 in 100,000 cyber-crimes are prosecuted, why not train cops to bring these crooks to justice once and for all, suggests think-tank veep

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Re: We continue to blame users for not avoiding clicking on every phishing link

I keep my users safe from clicking on dodgy links by removing the mouse

US govt 'told Germany that Chinese spies bug' Huawei 5G kit. It also told the world Iraq had WMDs ready to deploy...

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Re: Who to trust?

It's not like the Americans are going to listen to the German leaders phone calls

Star wreck: There's a 1 in 20 chance a NASA telescope and US military satellite will smash into each other today

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Re: "Move along - there's nothing to see here"

Things aren't bumping into each other all the time - we try and avoid it.

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Re: Cascading collisions?

>But I have no idea whether the objects break up or simply go wobbling off in a new direction

If you smack 2 lumps of metal into each other at 30,000 mph wobbling is optimistic.

IRAS is fairly chunky and includes a pretty solid mirror so that is going to bug-splat the smaller satelite.

There is going to be quite a lot of aluminium shrapnel generated but luckily neither of them would have much in the way of fuel left so there isn't an explosion as such. This means that not much of the debris will gain significant speed/energy and so end up in a higher orbit. The result is much less bad then blowing up a satelite with a warhead which boosts a bunch of the debris higher.

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Drag depends on surface area - the ISS is the size of field.

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Re: Pittsburgh, Philadelphia?

Doncaster would like to have a word with you

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Re: Recycling

>Shuttle was about $400m per launch.

But your payload had to be manned flight rated which 2x-3x your costs

You know the President is able to shut down all US comms, yeah? An FCC commish wants to stop him from doing that

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Re: It's legal

Depends what you kill.

If it only cut off the Washington Post and New York Times the Whitehouse might not be too bothered

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Re: It's legal

It isn't just 'in time of war' it's for 'national security' - the president has already put tariffs on steel from Canada for 'national security'

Remember when Europe’s entire Galileo satellite system fell over last summer? No you don’t. The official stats reveal it never happened

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Except this was an operations fsck up on the ground that would have taken our the entire constellation

Remember the Clipper chip? NSA's botched backdoor-for-Feds from 1993 still influences today's encryption debates

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Re: here we go again

No they learned the lesson that they couldn't get it past a president and congress that were susceptible to reason - that little impediment no longer applies

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Re: Same old, same old...

And grant the ability to all other countries. The Saudis need to track terrorist journalists using American phones so they need access, same for our friend Putin

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Re: "that's impossible, as any halfwit can see"

Remember that the intelligence of a group of politicians decreases with the number present.

It's probably quantum

Boris celebrates taking back control of Brexit Britain's immigration – with unlimited immigration program

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Re: Like Brexit or loath it...

It's fantastic being an immigrant.

Moved from the UK ( where my physics PhD was worth 1/2 as much as a teenage financial adviser selling dodgy pensions ) to the West coast.

Met up with a bunch of Israeli immigrants, hired some Chinese and Russian immigrants and built a company. We sell fancy surgical robots all over the world (except the UK)

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Re: Good, good.

But she is brown so you could ignore everything she said

The joy of democracy is that you only have to listen to politicians that agree with you

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Re: Good, good.

>not least because the full picture still isn't available.

Are there no more buses to paint ?

Remember that 2024 Moon thing? How about Mars in 2033? Authorization bill moots 2028 for more lunar footprints

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Re: Are all the movies wrong?

There are no congressional districts in space and therefore no reason for NASA to build anything there

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Re: Looking at Things from a Totally Different Perspective ...*

But where is amanfrommoon1?

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Re: I note that the dates seem to match US Presidential Election cycles

I'm still hoping he will make his horse a senator, we need some smarter ones

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Re: Are we there yet?

The difference in gravity experienced obviously depends on the distance between head and feet. We can minimize it by finding the shortest dwarf astronauts or just send small children

Maryland: Make malware possession a crime! Yes, yes, researchers get a free pass

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Re: Banning malware is not an option!

Couldn't we just make being a criminal illegal?

Protestors in Los Angeles force ICANN board out of hiding over .org sale – for a brief moment, at least

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Re: Appearance of impropriety

The term 'uk' is now the property of International Holdings (Holdings) ltd (Bermuda)

You can apply for a license to use it, a schedule of fees will be available soon

Teenagers today. Can't take them anywhere, eh? 18-year-old kid accused of $50m SIM-swap cryptocurrency heist

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Re: "Soldiers are being told to make use of either Signal or Wickr"

Presumably the local police in Iraq and Afghanistan will have access to all the messages.

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It's one of a new set of collective nouns.

A serious of security failures

An HP of business failures

A Boeing of software failures

Curse of Boeing continues: Now a telly satellite it built may explode, will be pushed up to 500km from geo orbit

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Ask Ajit Pai

Although presumably the head of the FCC thinks the Earth is flat

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