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Recline of the machines: Terminator felled by dodgy battery

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Re: Oddly enough

On the one hand you have the most advanced technology and the incalculable man-years of detailed engineering work that made it possible.

On the other you have the superstitions, magic rituals and cargo-cult behavior believed to keep any of it working

On the other-other hand (I work in nuclear) this is definitely necessary to make it work

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Re: This is confusing

As does Bender

UK regulators swarm X after Grok generated nudes from photos

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Re: I don't approve of xAI allowing this to happen

>But worth remembering society has been here before (many times).

Og draws stick figure of girl he likes on cave wall

Cave leader says ban ochre now!

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> I think it is also a test of whether the current US administraion is ok with..... child pornography.

Is that a trick question ?

HSBC app takes a dim view of sideloaded Bitwarden installations

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Re: Sideloading?

Although Grapheneos web install is one-click and probably easier than installing Linux and certainly easier than Win11

Not invalidating four point but giving GrapheneOS a try, if you have a pixel phone, isn't a challenge

Virginia's datacenter tax breaks cost state $1.6B in 2025

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Re: Hmm

Yes, the idea that movie piracy isn't a thing because no money actually changed hands !

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Re: Hmm

Try that argument with the MPAA

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Competition

If Virginia doesn't offer tax breaks for building data centers next door to Washington and all the government offices then the NSA will be forced to build their data centers in China

FAA signs radar deals to drag US air traffic control out of the 1980s

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Re: Budget

>RTX already develops the AN/SPY-6 family of radar kit used by US Navy ships, and various other military radar systems.

That's why they chose an experienced supplier.

When was the last time a US Navy procurement project failed ?

What if Linux ran Windows… and meant it? Meet Loss32

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Re: If you

>can install office 365 on a linux box with no glitches

Does anybody use a local Office anymore ?

We now have full corporate blessing for Linux and all our O360.5 / Teams / Outlook / Sharepoint works perfectly.

Microsoft even ship Linux versions of their management / security enforcement portal

Luggable datacenter: startup straps handles to server with 4 H200 GPUs

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Re: Who can lift a 77-pound box into the overhead?

This is cheaper and lighter

Congress ctrl-Zs bulk of proposed cuts to NASA science

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Re: So, ten times less than...

So all NASA has to do is borrow $40Bn from Wall St and be unable to pay to back - and it will get a bailout

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Re: There would be plenty of budget available for NASA ...

>Funny how many senators prefer military spending to feeding, clothing or educating their constituents

Obviously true communism will only be achieved in the USA when everyone is in the military and so receives free food, housing, college and healthcare

StockHistory function becomes StockMystery as Microsoft Excel bugs out

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"One is blinded to the fundamental uselessness of their products by the sense of achievement one feels in getting them to work at all. In other words, their fundamental design flaws are completely hidden by their superficial design flaws."

The business model of Microsoft Sirius Cybernetics Corporation

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Obviously you store the market data when the market was most favorable to your business model - no point in worrying about future returns

Congrats, cybercrims: You just fell into a honeypot

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ShinyHunters did not respond to The Register's request for comment.

So Apple did it ?

The most durable tech is boring, old, and everywhere

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Re: vi/emacs

Persecute the heretic !

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Re: vi/emacs

I thought it would be obvious!

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Re: vi/emacs

I would have hoped we would have wipes out the heretics by then

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Re: "ATM networks"

>IPv4 will probably still be around then too.

At least when a few survivors of the Apocalypse are gathered around a camp fire we won't have to worry about running out if IP4 addresses

Banksy's Limitless limited by Windows Activation

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Re: Are you sure "Go stick Your head in a Pig" ?

Share and Enjoy !

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Re: Are you sure?

So it's a pirate unofficial punk street art exhibition not approved by Banksy International Megacorp Holdings (Bahamas) Ltd *

* "Banksy International Megacorp Holdings (Bahamas) Ltd" is a wholly owned subsidiary of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation ---- Go stick Your head in a Pig

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Or "Banksy Limitless" is a new custom Windows edition, available for a limited time only naturally

We will be cruising at 35,000 feet and failing to update our Apache HTTP Server

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Re: "a journey filled with unique experiences."

>Had the miserable experience of Ryanair from Stansted to Budapest

Your own fault for being the sort of cheapskate that winters in Stansted instead of Gstadt

When the AI bubble pops, Nvidia becomes the most important software company overnight

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Re: When the AI bubble bursts...

>Historically it has rarely stepped in to prop up failing companies

Historically the president wasn't owned by the investors in OpenAI

When the defence companies owned the president, they got bailed out - just slightly more secretively than the banks

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Re: A couple of thoughts

Deprecating these things over 7-10 year is ridiculous.

What you do is have a contract from a company to buy them from you in 3 years at 100% of the purchase price (ps don't mention that you own the company promising to buy them and it has no assets)

Then take advantage of Trumps' year 1 tax write off for anything useful to crypto and you make money by buying these - even if you never use them

Nvidia spends $5B on Intel bailout, instantly gets $2.5B richer

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Re: Fakenomics.

>It's only a win if they sell those shares whilst they are worth more and walk with their profit

Or if it pleases the big boss and owner of Intel.

Nice chip business you got here Mr Huang, be a shame if you got banned from selling in China again wouldn't it ? Pity you aren't patriotically supporting america like all those proper american CEOs

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Isn't the US govt the biggest shareholder in Intel ? The are hardly going to object to a $5Bn donation investment

Humanoid robots are still novelty acts, but investment is surging to make them real tomorrow

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Re: "if you have a turnover rate at 40 percent"

Your problem is that you want to pay workers less than it costs to keep them fed

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Re: 15 in North America

I know it seems cruel but we have an excess population of failed theatre kids and this at least gives the poor wretches some form of dignity while they pretend to be productive members of society

US shuts down phisherfolk’s $14.6M password-hoarding platform

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losses estimated at $14.6 million.

Pathetic, no wonder the US shut them down.

You could barely afford a pardon on that kind of money.

US punishes China’s ‘dominance’ of legacy chips with zero percent tariffs

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Why not really hit them ?

Negative tariffs, -100% , that will make them pay !

UNIX V4 tape successfully recovered: First ever version of UNIX written in C is running again

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In astronomy, where you might be using observational data from 1000 BCE, somebody thought of this and made the standard for astronomical image data defines the very layout of data on the tape - just in case any of these new fangled operating systems weren't around in another 3000years.

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Re: Other legends of heritage

So C++ (or Rust, or Go) should properly be called 'P' ?

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Re: /usr

>dd" is an acronym for "command and copy"

IIRC 'dd' was an "affectionate parody" of the long and complicated command syntax of the commands of certain other operating systems.

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Re: It's almost as if it were a Christmas miracle!

>the subjunctive mood

I'm old enough to have their first album

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>Linux as in independent emulation of Unix

s/emulation/implementation/g

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>Since Linux shares no DNA/source code with Unix, it can't be a direct descendant.

That's like saying 60s rock music wasn't a descendant of the blues because James Brown didn't play any notes on a Rolling Stones album

Linux is a Unix, it took all the original design from this Unix. It's diverged a bit now with Systemd etc but you could sit down in front of tihi and type most of your day-day commands

Uber and Lyft rolling Baidu robotaxis into London next year

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Re: WTF does this have to do with Labour....

But we do all agree that DNS is Corbyn's fault ?

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Re: Alien vs Predator

> a black cab, bunch of scamming, racist morons who believe their cab plate gives them the right to drive like utter c**ts

That's why they are run by the Tourist Board - as a true example of life in Britain

What the Linux desktop really needs to challenge Windows

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Re: Not just Zoom

Linux runs teams meeting perfectly fine, it even runs Microsoft's Intune+Defender so it will happily report all the lack of viruses to your corporate IT dept.

Everything Office360.5 works on Linux

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Re: snapflatimages

I'm working on a project where a computer can have multiple users and each user run multiple programs which will share a lot of code in libraries where you only have to have a single copy of the library on disk and in memory. There will also be security controlling which users can see which data of other users.

Just a hobby, won't be big and professional like DOS

Conman and wannabe MI6 agent must repay £125k to romance scam victim

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Re: Somebody is on to a nice little earner

Who is the greater criminal? He who robs a bank or he who owns a bank fines a bank for non-compliance ?

Nvidia wasting no time to flog H200s in China

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Re: Ship before Trump changes his mind again.

Or it incentivizes China to produce their own local tech rather than relying in buying foreign knowledge

AI is rewriting how power flows through the datacenter

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Re: Some of the material is from—

>typical humanoid would require ~USD450.00 worth of Infineon power semiconductor components.

Haven't we reached the point where we can refer to them simply as "Mac Users" ?

I know that traditionally at el'reg we haven't though of them as real people, but "humanoid" is a bit much

NIST contemplated pulling the pin on NTP servers after blackout caused atomic clock drift

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Obviously you would suspend large blocks of scrap iron from electro-magents above the network switches

Then if there is a power interruption which might affect the clocks, you can be sure of not transmitting fake news

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Re: Please help with with those weird times...

>Zulu is more entertaining than you think

Zulus, farsands ov em

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>Access to the generator, but no access to the room where the plugs and switches for all the gear sit?

Emergency network disconnect = it's just the name of a local Backhoe operator

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