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Far-right leader walks free from court after conviction for refusing to hand his phone passcode over to police

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Re: Would never have happened in my day

Tricky to claim you are an impartial upholder of the law if the political party you belong to calls for a "final solution" to certain groups you might be policing.

I suspect the reason for the ban. The police don't mind being a racist in the police, but if you wear a badge saying so then defence lawyers will get every case against an ethnic suspect thrown out

Of course the same should apply to any member of the police belonging to a religion (except possibly Buddhist/ FSM).

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I'm assuming he is white - since when do the police suspect anybody white of terrorism?

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Would never have happened in my day

In the 80s the police arresting him would also have been members of the BNP

Microsoft announces official Windows package manager. 'Not a package manager' users snap back

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Re: One software manager to rule them all!

So they now have a crappy package downloader to match the crappy char selector = progress

Rogue ADT tech spied on hundreds of customers in their homes via CCTV – including me, says teen girl

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Re: retirement sentence

In this case it's difficult to see what more the company could do.

When the system is installed on site the installation tech 'helps' a customer enter their account details, and also entered his own.

Other than having a 2nd installer oversee the first, and another inspector inspecting that inspector....

They could send a message to the customer listing all the accounts but would a non technical customer notice if the tech was at all smart about picking a name?

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How do you remotely check your security cameras not from any random IP address?

When it's installed do you specify all the work, travel and distant hotel wifi you will use to check if somebody is breaking in?

Could it be? Really? The Year of Linux on the Desktop is almost here, and it's... Windows-shaped?

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Re: @Yet Another AC - Corporate masters require Outlook or VB app

Corporate security says that only corporate Windows machines (with bitlocker, secure boot, remote wipe etc) but enabling WSL on those machines is OK because it's just another Microsoft app

Remember logic and corporate security don't always go together. To be fair they are trying to protect the network against idiot salesdroids/managers that would install anything they see advertised in a inflight magazine

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Re: Corporate masters require Outlook or VB app

Unfortunately the sum of corporate IT of America have ways of detecting if you are running windows on a bitlocked drive, with secure boot and all the layers of corporate security, remote wipe, anti-virus etc

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Re: If only!

>Since the only reason to run Windows is because you have an app that only runs on Windows, I'm not sure what the point is.

Corporate masters require Outlook or some home made VB app for booking vacation or they only allow corporate supported windows machines on their lan - saves me having to have a separate laptop for 'office stuff'

Google rolls out pro-privacy DNS-over-HTTPS support in Chrome 83... with a handy kill switch for corporate IT

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Re: Nanny statism strikes again

Because they want it on for everyone so they are the only ones who can sell your data to advertisers.

But they don't want to be banned in the financial industry that is required to check your traders aren't logging into libor-rigging.org from their work machines

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Re: DoH

You can then configure pi-hole to do doh so you still get ad blocking without your ISP selling all your site visits

Beer rating app reveals homes and identities of spies and military bods, warns Bellingcat

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Re: Anyone in a sensitive job: do not use social media

But how do you get the lucrative consulting contracts if LinkedIn doesn't know you are in charge of paperclip procurement for the MMB?

If you're appy and you know it: The Huawei P40 Pro conclusively proves that top-notch specs aren't everything

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Re: "Can we get a review from someone who doesn't like sending all their data to Google?"

Run Lineageos - then all your data only goes to Richard Stallman

Tales from the crypt-oh: Nvidia accused of concealing $1bn in coin-mining GPU sales as gaming revenue

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Re: More long term than any other?

If the costs of your lawyers multplied by the probability you will win is less than the amount you stand to gain = sue

You can't have it both ways: Anti-coronavirus masks may thwart our creepy face-recog cameras, London cops admit

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Re: Anti-coronavirus masks may thwart our creepy face-recog cameras, London cops admit

Fortunately the same government would be in charge of procurement of the tracking chips. So there wouldn't be any, they would buy some that didn't work and then move them from one side of the warehouse to the other and claim they had been "delivered"

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>Measles' survival has been greatly assisted by nutjobs.

Of course that's necessary to keep the people making the vaccine in business.

So the anti-vaxers are part of a conspiracy by big-pharma, Bill Gates, George Soros and the Milk Marketing Board

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Re: Why bother?

But we live in a nice safe country where helpful bobbies on bicycles help boy scouts across the road

So we need facial recognition to confirm somebody is black (or at east Brazilian) before shooting them.

Perhaps people could be required to wear colour coded face masks (black/brown/pink triangles/yellow stars etc) to simplify the software ?

Beer gut-ted: As many as '70 million pints' spoiled during coronavirus pandemic must be destroyed in Britain

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>Surely it helps everyone if Pubs can do this with their fresh stock?

Depends how long you think you'll be shut down for.

If you are betting on weeks then people having a months supply of your product at home at a discount = bad

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Re: Note

>It's funny how much the little Scotlanders don't realise most of the fishing waters and more importantly the oil fields are *Orkney*.

Mirror mirror on the wall, why will my mouse not work at all?

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Re: Varieties of rodent

We have one psycopath user that has one of those complex trackballs that look like a melted sex toy.

We ended up connecting a second normal mouse so humans could help her

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Re: Right click

>While at uni I worked for Time computers

He was young and needed the money and they said it would be "artistic" .....

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Re: All been there

Handles also let you hold the door shut if the zombies arrive.

You might laugh but the way this year has been going........

Micros~1? ClippyZilla? BSOD Bob? There can be only one winner. Or maybe two

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Re: 8.3

They patented generating shortened names from the full one and used it go after people who implemented their own fat32 - I think we should keep reminding the young-uns

Donald Trump extends ban on Huawei, ZTE telecoms kit in US companies to May 2021

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Remember this isn't about security it's about distracting his base from their imminent death with a new attack on China and ensuring a kick back to a few US network companies.

So CISCO will be allowed to rebadge a bunch of Huawei systems as CISCO and charge a 50% markup with US customers forced to buy them.

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Re: Ah, that old chestnut.

>So it is really just a question of which countries you want to allow to overtly monitor your data

China having all my data I couldn't care less about.

Never planning to go there, don't care if Winnie-the-pooh doesn't like me.

But having the guy in the booth at US immigration not let me in because some machine learning algo has decided I read to many anti-trump stories on theonion and so my patriotic-credit score is too low.

The end really is nigh – for 32-bit Windows 10 on new PCs

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Re: Linux

Microsoft has never been at war with Linux, we have always been at war with IBM

Please report to room 101 for reprogramming

Danger zone! Brit research supercomputer ARCHER's login nodes exploited in cyber-attack, admins reset passwords and SSH keys

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Yes that's how we know it's a state sponsored attack.

If N Korea or Iran get the data and make a vaccine first, the USA will have to pay them for the patent rights.

ps. I also have a bridge for sale

Penny smart and dollar stupid: IT jobs slashed in US, UK, Europe to cut costs – just when we need staff the most

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Re: Staff Cuts

Here on the left pond healthcare has been really hard hit.

Costs are through the roof as you try and out bid the govt for PPE and all your regular suppliers for everything have gone to black-market rates

But all your customers have gone away, no elective surgery, no scans, no regular patients.

Incredible how you can steal data via Thunderbolt once you've taken the PC apart, attached a flash programmer, rewritten the firmware...

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Thunderbolt has access to ram and the hdd. You could use this attack to copy the keys out of ram, copy the encrypted raw disk blocks and then use the keys to decrypt it later

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Re: Most people wouldn't be surprised by this

And large sums of money take longer to transfer

Users of Will.i.am's Wink IoT hub ask 'Where is the love?' as they're asked to pay for a new subscription service

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Re: Cue the lawsuits in 3, 2, 1...

They are if they are "reasonable" - where reasonable is defined by how many lawyers

It is unclear why something designed to pump fuel into a car needs an ad-spewing computer strapped to it, but here we are

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Re: John Maynard Keynes suggested in his proposal for with the Depression

Your proposal is that pump advertising screens be replaced by "resting" actors performing the claims-direct advert live ?

Would this be making a Shakespearean drama out of a crisis?

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Spacecraft with graphene sails powered by starlight and lasers

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Re: Politica

I suspect that if you have a 5Gw orbital laser your funding problems are solved

'One million dollars'

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Re: Politica

>could we dispense with the laser and use light reflected from the Sun?

Etendue - French for, physics is a right bastard

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Re: Calling Isaac Newton...

Spreads out exactly as fast as gravity for exactly the same geometric reason.

It's just the laser starts out more concentrated.

ps. Why is making them perforated the great breakthrough ?

Fancy some post-weekend reading? How's this for a potboiler: The source code for UK, Australia's coronavirus contact-tracing apps

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Re: Schneier posted a thorough takedown of contact tracing apps

>So why bother at all?

It's quicker and cheaper then doing anything else and let's you pretend you are being all cyber and digital and data and stuff ending in x

It's everything Dominic Cummings loves

DEF CON is canceled... No, for real. The in-person event is canceled. We're not joking. It's canceled. We mean it

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Do you have to dial into their zoom call

Or do they just dial into yours?

Senior MP tells UK Defence Committee on 5G security: Russia could become China's cyber-attack dog

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Re: Scary stuff

May I recommend a plan?

Declare war on Canada, immediately surrender and demand to be occupied

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Re: Russia and China...

>Some people would say that the UK is really a one party state since 1979

That's ridiculous. Britain is a democracy. If you live in a marginal seat, then every 4 years you get a say in whether a public school Oxford PPE graduate from Eton or somewhere else gets to run the country (so long as Rupert Murdoch approves)

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Re: Russia and China...

>china is still communist

China has single party rule. But it's not clear that the people "own the means of production"

or that links between security services and telecoms companies are any closer than in eg the USA or Israel

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Re: Russia and China...

It's simpler than that

A) China is bad

B) Russia is bad

Therefore China == Russia

Over here on the left pond the anti-China rhetoric has turned up, even outside Fox.

A too-tall stack of empty containers blew over in the wind in Rotterdam - it was reported as "containers from China fall over"

The biggest floating crane failed a load test in Germany, by its German makers before being sold to a Chinese customer. It was reported as a Chinese crane accident

Data centre reveals it modeled interiors on The Hunt for Red October sets

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Re: Remodelling

As long as it has a very slow one car monorail

The iMac at 22: How the computer 'too odd to succeed' changed everything ... for Apple, at least

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Didn't know they were used in CGI - in science they were always chemist's choice

The physicists and engineers all had boring Suns or RS6000 boxes

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SGI were way more revolutionary.

The iMacs were sold to rich Californians to have a computer at home for the kids. So it wasn't exactly revolutionary that it matched a teenage girl's bedroom.

SGI sold the most powerfull machines you could fit on a desk - to people curing cancer.

It takes a lot more chutzpah to sell a $20,000 machine for drug design and say - oh by the way, it's going to be pink

As a mere physicist we got Suns to repalce the Vaxen - always envious of the chemists

There's a black hole lurking within 1,000 light years of Earth – and you can see stars circling it with the naked eye

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Re: Thats so last millenium

Astronomy is basically the ultimate Dave+1 channel

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Re: "An invisible object with a mass at least four times that of the Sun can only be a black hole,"

>Dyson sphere or other artificial stellar enclosure?

With the power turned off - it doesn't have any infrared emission

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Re: Dark Matter

Harder to rule out stellar mass black holes, especially out in galaxy halo where there isn't much stuff to form x-ray emitting accretion disks.

One of the ideas of LIGO is that if there are so many smallish black holes out there then they are going to collide and create gravity waves

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As Holly said:

Well, the thing about a black hole - its main distinguishing feature - is it's black. And the thing about space, the colour of space, your basic space colour, is black. So how are you supposed to see them?

Find your wallet, Apple: Ex-engineer adds eight more patents to lawsuit seeking credit for his developer work

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He was an employee

His contract, unless Apple shares the same legal team as a lemonade stand, says all his work belongs to them.

You normally sign a bit of paper assigning the patent to the company (in return for $1 but I never seem to get the $ (unlike Feynman))

Being on the patent doesn't get you anything - even my mother isn't impressed !

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