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Wi-Fi 6 isn't signed off yet, but boffins are already teasing us with specs for venerable wireless tech's next gen

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Re: Wifi generations

> we are "fixing" the transmission/encodings every few years. What a waste of resources we are creating

We are innovating to put more and more data in the same finite frequency spectrum by being cleverer.

Of course most of that extra data is cat videos and ads but that's not the scientist's fault

Uncle Sam says it's perfecting autonomous AI-powered drone, vehicle swarms to 'dominate' battlefields

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Re: Overwhelm and dominate America's enemies

No the ones made for the US military will be $10K, the ones they face in their next democratising adventure in the middle east or Portland will be $99

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Re: Just Wait Ten Years.

Vote fascist for another glorious decade of total law enforcement

UK.gov to propose new rules for online political campaigns after last election marred by an avalanche of fake news

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Re: What percentage of eligible British voters bother?

>Vote or take what you get

And if you want your vote to count then, do as Noman Tebbit would, get on your bike and move to a marginal constituency and vote in a close run election.

That's why the referendum was so popular, for 90% of voters it was the first time that their vote counted.

India connects submarine cable to islands where some still live in the stone age

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>India's hoping that it'll be a little bit harder for China to claim it as sovereign territory.

It's an island in the Indian ocean - surely that makes it British !

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Re: Speck of land....

>Have they discovered fire yet in Wigan ?

They discovered pies, and happily having reached the pinnacle of civilisation decided to stop there

Huawei Matebook X Pro 2020: Nothing too crazy but at least it's more fixable and cheaper than comparable Apple wares

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Re: Ok... Just don't try taking it into the USA

But if it has writing on it they will think you are one of those intelktual terrorists - so safest to remove all the keys except U, S and A

Pen Test Partners: Boeing 747s receive critical software updates over 3.5" floppy disks

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Re: Cloud

Too subtle for a Monday morning

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Re: Cloud

I make occasional typos - that's why I'm not president !

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The initial 747s probably didn't have much of a flight management system. What they had was a flight engineer with a proper aviation grade mustache

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Re: Cloud

Simple, all you need to do is ensure that everything in the system from the ethernet cable to the link to the cloud and all the systems at the cloud data center are FDA approved and then get all the other aviation agencies around the world to agree (including the French) and you're done

How did you spend your time at university? Pizza, booze, sleeping? This Oxford student is snooping on satellites

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> It's up to the customer to decide if the want to encrypt their data

if I use my mobile phone to send data the GSM signal is encrypted, It doesn't seem unreasonable for the customer to assume that a satelite link is similarly encrypted.

British Army does not Excel at spreadsheets: Soldiers' newly announced promotions are revoked after sorting snafu

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Re: "Lessons will be learned"

If it's like any government IT system.

They probably had them in a proper database but it couldn't do sorting, or printing, or mail merge -so they export to excel to do any work and then import the results.

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Re: "To err is human, to really fcuk things up requires a computer".

But losses at the Somme would have been greatly reduced if they had only managed to process conscription for 2 soldiers

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Re: Training

They've renamed the genes to ";drop table" ?

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Re: Beer Friday

Most famous is the "austerity is good economics" paper. which is true if you forget to include all countries beginning with A,B or C in the sum().

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Re: Perhaps the person

I think Major Error is the staff officer in charge of the process

NASA to stop using names like 'Eskimo Nebula' and 're-examine' what it calls cosmic objects

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Re: Languages

>Das Auto

Aren't foreign derived words automatically neuter?

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Re: A 'Nell' by any other name?

Especially if she wasn't inuit, not all Eskimos are.

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Re: Also waiting for NASA to remove the name "Columbia"....

They are going to rename it Von Braun

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Re: ... and how about the black holes?

Well the thing about black holes is that they're black. You should rename people

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Re: Languages

German is OK, it has male/female and neither. It merely has to add another dozen versions of neuter and it is compliant

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Re: What's next?

In the words of Mel "you couldn't make blazing saddles now? Hell you couldn't make it then!"

First alligators, then dogs, now Basil Fawlty is trying to standardise social distancing measures

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Re: Australain Standard

Here in British Columbia, Canada, there are life size cut-outs advising you to be one mountain lion body length, one golden eagle wingspan or one grizzly bear apart.

The number of covid cases is very low, but the deaths due to mountain lion grizzly bear and golden eagle are presumably rising

Trump administration labels WeChat, TikTok ‘threats’ to national security, bans transactions with both

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Re: wall Trump is a moron

In the words of the great man, "it is what it is"

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Re: Trump plans to use his Death Star in a democratic election

> Death Star was built by the baddies and destroyed by the goodies?

The Death Star was built by a strong leader who "drained the swamp" of the imperial senate.

It was guarded by a bunch of masked and unidentifiable federal stormtroopers dressed in white, who carried lots of guns but never managed to shoot straight and was destroyed by a bunch of robe wearing religious nutters from a desert flying a plane into it.

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Re: Or facilitate a cheap sale to a US company

>Russians mess with elections... no need for an emergency.

Yes there is.

You put a 10% tax on Canadian Aluminium "for national security" while allowing a Russian oligarch to buy a major American Aluminium company

USA decides to cleanse local networks of anything Chinese under new five-point national data security plan

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Although the HQ is in the right China, the silicon is in the wrong China

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Re: But at the same time

> if it is intended only for the FBI.

And the DoD, DHS, ICE, TSA, the secret service, US marshals, federal protection service, and coastguard and every state and county local police.

If you give each of 10,000 agencies their own unique secure 4 digit access code then you are perfectly secure.

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Re: Why not clean routers, webcams, 'Smart locks', etc.

In china the politicians owns industry, in the USA industry owns politicians

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Re: R.I.P. Synology

The EULA on my software says that if I show up at your house you have to bake me chocolate muffins and let me pet your dog - doesn't mean it's enforceable

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Re: Short lived policy

It's election time, claiming that millions of Mexican rapists are heading for the border isn't going to work again - anyway they have his wall to protect them.

So the message is: the dems want health care so they're communist, I'm fighting communism.

In a way we're lucky, most Republicans this far behind would have invaded somewhere

US voting hardware maker's shock discovery: Security improves when you actually work with the community

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Re: What he didn't say...

Difficult to do continuous rollout testing for an election.

You could decide to redo the elections every month on patch tuesday but people might object

Best way is some sort of chaos-monkey approach where you try and inject some totally crazy inputs and see if it gets elected

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Re: Better late than never

Also depends if your intention is to produce a secure system or just one that secures support from the "winners"

TikTok to splurge €420m on Ireland data centre to get Euro-data into Europe by 2022

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Or more importantly can you see an Irish politician voting for a TikTok ban and then going back to their constituency and saying "I saved you from a 420M local investment"

UK data watchdog having a hard time making GDPR fines stick: Marriott scores another extension, BA prepares to pay 11% of £183m penalty threat

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Re: So net loss to the taxpayer

cockup?

The Eu requires a conservative govt to regulate companies exploiting the peasants.

Naturally they put their best people on it.

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Re: Can Liam Fox please be charged for leaking secrets from his email account?

He has a exemption from prosecution on the grounds of permanent diminished responsibilities

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Re: Falling on sword time?

>There is no credible reason to believe that reducing UK data protection to levels below GDPR is planned, useful or desirable.

Exactly, the whole point of Brexit was that as a sovereign nation we would be able to keep all the Eu regulations in place while dictating terms to those American colonials who would be desperate to trade with us any whatever terms we demanded.

Apple re-arms the iMac with 10th-gen Intel Core silicon

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re: So, one would expect the Osbourne Effect to be rarer these days.

>Photoshop taking 0.1 seconds to apply a filter as opposed to 0.2 seconds, for example, is not world changing.

But last years model being locked out of the app store is significant.

The 'nice' thing about software as a service is that you can obsolete your own products instantly

Network sniffers find COVID-19 did not break the internet – though it was behind a massive jump in outages

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Despite fewer outages overall

Fewer idiots with JCBs roaming the land ?

On the other hand, promising everyone 100MBit at home and then finding that they all want to use it during the day ....

NSA warns that mobile device location services constantly compromise snoops and soldiers

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Re: Traffic analysis has been popular...

Pity the Germans weren't beer fans

Beer rating app reveals homes and identities of spies and military bods

Wrap it before you tap it? No, say Linux developers: 'GPL condom' for Nvidia driver is laughed out of the kernel

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( Leaving aside the details of this particular issue )

There is a reason for a HW maker to keep a driver closed source.

You make 2 models of a card, model A is $ while B can do more and costs $$

You could make 2 different chip sets but this would cost more, leaving you with A costing $$ and B $$$$

By using the same parts, but limiting one in software,,you can make both cards cheaper.

It's like banning first class on planes/trains - that would make economy much more expensive.

Virgin Galactic pals up with Rolls-Royce to work on Mach 3 Concorde-style private jet that can carry up to 19 people

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Re: A fifth of a concorde

> I can't see this getting more favourable treatment unless it manages to not drag a supersonic shockwave behind it.

Or Boeing ensure that they have a friend in the EPA in the same way as the FAA.

"However a representative of Disaster Area met with the environmentalists, and had them all shot"

Aviation regulator outlines fixes that will get the 737 MAX flying again

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Re: $19bn

Buy/But - damn phone autocomplete.

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Re: $19bn

Buy that applies to an accident. The lawyers for the victims are likely suing on the grounds that Boeing deliberately built an unsafe aircraft and lied to the regulators about it.

University of Cambridge to decommission its homegrown email service Hermes in favour of Microsoft Exchange Online

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Re: less than ideal

No it wasn't just on the Gates building it applied to everyone.

In a purely coincidental simultaneous announcement staff were required to agree that the University had rights to all intellectual property they created and they weren't allowed to enter into any other agreements.

It was pointed out that this meant they couldn't work on GPL software or transfer any of their work to the public domain. But it took several years of campaigning by academics for the university to admit that this was a problem.

If you are under censure by the DoJ for naughtiness it isn't unreasonable for people to assume naughtiness in your actions

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Re: less than ideal

I remember back in the 90s when MSFT built them a nice new CS building and the T&Cs for all staff effectively blocked working on open source.

Singapore to give all incoming travelers wearable tracking device

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Re: Looks like Singapore's off my travel list

Just drive to Canada claim you are heading to Alaska and then go on holiday coughing over the locals. It's your constitutional right

Days after President Trump suggests pausing election over security, US House passes $500m for states to shore up election security

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Re: Its too late now

They have plenty of time and money to buy one machine for each likely democrat voting area. And then ensure it is securely guarded, in a disused lavatory, in a locked file cabinet with a sign say beware of the leopard ?

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