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Bill Gates lays out a three-point plan to rid the world of COVID-19 – and anti-vaxxer cranks aren't gonna like it

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Re: I often

> and they are not for tracking, it's for mind control.

I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain.

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>In recent history the main danger for catching smalpox was from a research facility that held stores of smallpox.virus

So far that hasn't happened - although given the people who run the labs it may well not be reported!

Not wishing to give any ammunition to the nutters, but I think the last "death due to smallpox" was the wife of an army guy who was vaccinated. She was on chemotherapy or had some immune disease IIRC and had a reaction to his contact

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>I don't think it's unlikely Trump would get his way on this in the US.

"Former One America News correspondent Emily Miller gets senior FDA post

Former reporter for right-wing network has no known health expertise, and has made inaccurate coronavirus claims"

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Re: re: First prove your vaccine actually works.

So you would be good with a vaccine developed in secret in Russia?

Imported solely by TrumpDrug Corp?

Approved in 24hours by the FDA, under its new boss Trump Jnr ?

Not an anti-vaxxer by any means but I'm not planning to be first in the queue to inject bleach and sunshine

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Depends on the virus, how quickly it evolves and how big a population have it.

Looks like we were lucky with smallpox that it didn't manage to out evolve a century of relatively ineffective vaccines.

YouTube axes crowdsourced captioning: Use our buggy speech-to-subtitle code or pay an approved third party

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Re: That's daft

You can always caption them and send them to the original creator to upload.

The trouble with blocking users who spam is that they can create a billion new accounts. You could limit uploads to only accounts that have previously uploaded highly rated captions but there is a bit of a logical problem

Singapore Airlines turns A380 into a restaurant, delivers plane food to homes

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Re: Among the odder products of the COVID-19 pandemic are “flights to nowhere”

Used to be that EWR was the only one with communist transit into NYC. Monorail to train station and a train straight into Penn st.

Have they finally built a way to get to jfk without a national debt taxi fare and a trip through a Mad Max set?

Corsair's K70 MK.2 does nothing a cheaper keyboard can't, but the steep price gets you top-notch components

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There's nothing the Corsair does

I would hope for that price it includes the extra 2 secret letters that ordinary people don't know about

Airbus drone broke up in-flight because it couldn’t handle Australian weather

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Re: Are they not aware of winds and wind shear?

Most places that you want 90days of round the clock aerial surveillance you are are planning to drop shit on their heads anyway - this thing ain't to bring cat video to the kangarooa

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Re: Are they not aware of winds and wind shear?

Yes so you either build it twice as strong to handle more turbulence and reduce its payload and flight time. Or you make it light and assume you lose a few to bad weather. The nice thing about unmanned is you get to decide

NATO's at risk if you go your own Huawei on 5G, US government warns Germany

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human rights abuses by the Chinese government

Thank G*d we don't rely on China to build any other computer stuff.

UK mobile network EE plumps for Nokia to provide that all-important 5G RAN equipment

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Re: Made in ...

Yes, next door to the Apple and Lenovo and Motorola gear we can still use

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I for one

Welcome our viking invaders

Square Kilometre Array signs off on construction plans – UK last holdout before building phase begins

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Re: Pure science benefits us mere mortals

A shame really, it could celebrate a very English musical style.

Although one that did rely on immigrants which could be a problem for the current government

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Re: spinoff?

The difference is that in radio astronomy you can add up lots of low signal<noise data and come up with an answer. If you sum up the internet you get "cats are funny/cute" and "people are idiots" which we already knew.

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Different science goals.

VLBI lets you get incredible resolution of very bright objects at the expense of a lot of observing time.

This is about studying a lot of faint distant objects in lots of wavelengths simultaneously to study lots of different physics. You can still get pretty good resolution across the size of the sites but I don't think there are plans to do VLBI.

Japan unveils new scheme to speed up adoption of cashless payments

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Re: I dont blame them.

Obviously why cash is so widespread in unstable revolutionary regimes like Japan

EU's decision on UK data adequacy set to become 'political football' in broader Brexit negotiations

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Re: Erm...

That's the whole point. If Eu data is being harvested in the UK, where do you sue ?

Sue the UK govt in UK courts where they can just write a new law, or declare it national security, or tack it onto the end of an enabling act or emergency powers bill

Or in Europe where the UK government can just ignore it

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Feds warn foreign disinformation will be spamming US voters well after the November election to sow discord and doubt

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Re: Wishful thinking

>> People are urged to check their facts carefully with multiple sources and on official government websites

And never believe anything until it has been officially denied

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Re: Voter fraud

Sometimes you need immigration to bring the best minds to the job and Australians are the world leaders in this sort of 'News'.

Exercise-tracking app Strava to give away data sweated out after four billion runs, rides and rambles

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Although anonymous collected data is sometimes a good-thing (tm)

Track every cell phone's movement through a city and you have a good map of users and can decide who is driving, cycling, walking from their speed - so you know where to build infrastructure.

The alternative is you do traffic surveys, so you have a couple of retired people sitting on lawn chairs doing counts on one morning.

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Re: Really useful data

But it is biased toward road cyclists doing long flat loops for race training.

Suppose strava was big among mountain bikers, the city would start routing all bike lanes up and down the steepest hills. It would be like putting cross-walks where there is the highest density of rock climbers.

Windows to become emulation layer atop Linux kernel, predicts Eric Raymond

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Re: Am I the only one?

>Microsoft could be making more money from Office than from Windows

And they make more money from the cloud than anything.

Imagine if there was no windows desktop and the only way to run your windows apps was on Microsoft cloud then not only do Microsoft get to tie all their users into the cloud, all the publishers of Windows(tm) software become app-store victims just like on iPhone

Bad boys bad boys, what you gonna do? Los Angeles Police Department found fibbing about facial recognition use

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Re: Sigh.

Unless you were dangerously asleep

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Re: Use it on the cops too.

Train AI on news feeds of violent demonstrations and it would come to the conclusion that violence is commuted by white guys in blue uniforms with helmets and gas masks

Inflated figures and customers who were never there. Just another data migration then

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Re: Sometimes they're biggies!

<phone call> I don't have any money, but I have a special set of skills, and those skills involve highly leveraged bets on the Japanese bubble stock market continuing to go to infinity....

Brexit travel permits designed to avoid 7,000-lorry jams come January depend on software that won't be finished till April

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Re: What's in a name...

I want to see a website explode and leave scorched eyebrows

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Re: Self-limiting

So if Britain were to sign a free-trade deal with Japan we could make Nissans in Britain, ship them to Japan duty free where they could then be exported to France and sold there.

So it's just like the cloud !

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But they don't want Kent to become a lorry park

So we have a permit to enter Kent

So lorries have to queue up on the M25 to enter Kent

But we don't want the M25 to be a lorry park

So they have to queue up on the M1 with a permit to enter the M25

Ultimate solution is to have them queue up in Norther Ireland and make the Irish sea the border. Everything is clear, Boris and The Cummings were playing 4D chess

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Re: An alternative solution

You mean people, goods and services being able to freely move between Kent and Sussex with no controls or borders? Madness !

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Re: Self-limiting

> lorries will be forced to charge a LOT more for cross-channel work to account for the time spent queuing

And the cost of coming back empty.

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Re: The other question

What about exporters in Kent?

Are they exempt from the 'entering Kent' permit

Are they unable to get a permit and so banned from exporting?

Do they have to get a permit, drive out of Kent to queue up to get back into Kent to join the queue for Dover?

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effective and simple to use

Just enter your 20digit UK issued exportor ID where it says exporter (except where you need to enter your different 20digit EU issued ID) and the 18digit tarrif code for each item in the load in the single box provided and the government will write to you with 28days with an error message

Hong Kong wants to teach kids more STEM – once it's defined what that is

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Re: Modern Latin and Greek

Perhaps 200 years ago being able to make puns in Latin when you captured some bit of empire, safe in the knowledge that you could get some clever Indian chap to do the sums for you was enough for government - but that would hardly work today.

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Re: Modern Latin and Greek

>Give me a good English major over 100 kids forced to sit through STEM classes.

You get an population that think both sides of the "is the Earth flat?" 'debate' are equally valid.

With a set of politicians that know that making the cleverest debating points and the wittiest sound-bites make you correct

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>too cynical here and when you say teachers "aren't up to the job".

Or you have a civil service system where the job of physics teacher goes to the person who best memorises an essay on the Chinese equivalent of Jane Austen

Make teaching increasingly poorly paid, while tech jobs get better. See the quality of teachers fall. Decide to raise standards by demanding a teaching degree. Find people with useless degrees all get teaching degrees as a back up. Teachers unions insist on strict seniority rules to make sure these people get the jobs. Find that you have no teachers with high schools maths to teach STEM. So dumb down the curriculum and rig the standards so PE and cooking count as STEM - you meet the government targets.

Of course this could only happen in a communist failed state - capitalism would naturally solve such a problem.

First-world problems: The pumpkin spice latte is here, but the Starbucks loyalty card app has wiped my balance

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Wow 1% discount

For lending them money free and probably the 10-20% in lost or unused cards or small balances that are never redeemed

Sweetheart tax deal appeal: European Commission takes €13bn Apple state aid claim to the EU's highest court

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Re: Apple probably feels the European Commission should be happy

That would be funny, Apple get to keep their Irish tax deal but get hit with an extra 30% sales tax on everything

Big US election coming up, security is vital and, oh look... a federal agency just got completely pwned for real

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Re: FYI

Especially since this time the federal government attempting to hijack the election is the federal government

Hootsuite melts ICE deal after staff revolt: CEO vows not to divide biz like agents divided families at the US border

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Re: Sympathy for the devils

>employees who wish to usurp the authority of the US Congress,

The employees are Canadian. If you say they have no right to object to foreign contracts because the agency is legal in that country's regime.

Help! My printer won't print no matter how much I shout at it!

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>Nothing wrong with 2K

2K = Windows NT4 + USB support = damn near perfect

'Robbery, economic plunder, victim of larcenous cronyism and a heist'

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Re: 'Robbery, economic plunder, victim of larcenous cronyism and a heist'

So we should be fine with our government doing X because Saudi Arabia / North Korea / China do worse ?

NASA's hefty Martian rover will use an AI brain on a robot arm to map out signs of ancient life on Red Planet

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Aluminium is about 25ppm /degC, so 40C change is 1 part in 1000 (ie 0.1%)

Think somebody got a decimal point in the wrong place, a 1.3m long arm would change by 1.3mm

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Re: All hail the

Good job they're on Mars then !

(same reason for putting all the poisonous critters in Australia)

Microsoft sprinkles a little Skype Meet Now integration on Windows 10 for Insiders

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Re: What about Teams

>I thought that Skype was being replaced by Teams

This is Microsoft so it will "replace" Skype except for the 20% of functionality they don't implement - forcing you to keep using Skype as well.

England's COVID-tracking app finally goes live after 6 months of work – including backpedal on how to handle data

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Re: (thanks to Cummings)

>My local eye test castle has a long waiting list,

You would hope that by putting aristocrat Tories in power you would be assured of sufficient new castles being built

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Re: (thanks to Cummings)

>Failing to sack Cummings .... HMG has lost a good deal of credibility.

Who in the government could sack Cummings? Whats the English for 'L'etat c'est moi' ?

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Re: Never mind

>You drive on the appropriate side of the road

I most certainly do - just because some treasonous colonials chose to disregard ancient laws and drive on the 'French' side of the road, I see no reason to give up my sovereign rights as an Englishman.

You wouldn't believe the fuss these excitable foreigners make about.

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