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EU says Boeing 737 Max won't fly over the Continent just yet: The US can make its own choices over pilot training

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Re: If the software hasn't been changed to use redundant sensors

It's not as simple as that.

How do you fit redundant sensors that only apply to people paying full price in business class?

Having the same safety for all the passengers, irrespective of what they paid, would be communism

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Re: Consumers need to know what aircraft will be used before they book.

>I definitely wont intentionally be booking on a 737 max.

So you trust all their other models?

Built by the same company under the same commercial pressures and with the same 'accommodating' regulatory regime ?

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Which was itself a kludge to get it low enough to the ground to allow it to carry its own airstairs onboard so it could operate from airports that didn't have the infrastructure to handle jets.

So we have bodged software to allow efficient engines on an airframe designed to be able to fly between JFK and LAX if neither of those airports were setup for jets and if the 737 still had onboard stairs.

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Most of life is a software bodge for a hardware kludge

We see what you did there: First-stage booster from Rocket Lab's Return to Sender mission floats back to Earth

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Re: Parachute.

Parachutes don't give you a soft enough landing (at least on land) to reuse the rocket.

So either land on water and hope to clean it out before it rusts, or a very-very big net, or try and catch it by helicopter.

SpaceX reckoned that the extra % of fuel it needs to hold back for the landing weighed less than the parachute, was more reliable and meant they didn't have to give it a sponge bath

Teams seeks 24-hour party people for consumer chat

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Re: getting help and support from Microsoft

Attempt to open spreadsheet in teams app - most features don't work

Right Click to 'open document in browser; - different subset of features work

Now have a right click to 'open document in sharepoint' - get a few more features

Finally 'open in app' starts excel so you can actually do stuff.

Police warn of bad Apples that fell off the back of a truck after highway robbery

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Re: Cheap M1s from the M1

As long as you don't have to then pay him 30% of all your pints

NCSC's London HQ was chosen because GCHQ spies panicked at the prospect of grubby Shoreditch offices

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Yes next time make sure that any statements like this are classified

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Re: Does such a Take Make Sense?

If only optical fibres could go round corners

Behold, the Ultimately Large Telescope: A revived proposal for a 100-metre liquid-mirror star scanner on the Moon

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Re: Worth pursuing

Thanks to physics a spinning liquid naturally forms a parabolic surface.

We already make mirrors like this, currently by melting glass then spinning it while it cools. You still need to polish the surface to make a perfect fraction of a wavelength smoothness, but it's a lot less effort than grinding from a solid block.

Biggest issue with a mirror made from a solid block of mercury is that it would change shape as the temperature changed. The spinning mirrors are made hollow so there is very little mass of glass so it comes to temperature very quickly and the glass is special super-low expansion stuff.

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Re: Shit Moon Idea

>Why don't we railgun all of Earth's shit to terrform the moon?

It's cold outside and there's no kind of atmosphere

We would also need to supply large quantities of hot air

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Re: Lunar astronomy is the way to go

The satellites are only visible when they are lit up by the sun - so for a LEO object only a problem near sunset/sunrise which is useless for most astronomy anyway.

In the middle of the night having dark objects cross the image doesn't make any difference.

A much bigger issue is the moon lighting up the sky for a week..

Now if somebody could arrange to remove that - or at least paint it black - that would really help

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Spinning liquid mirrors are a thing that is done on Earth already. They are way cheaper than real mirrors and so are mostly built by small universities - you just have to live with the limitations in pointing it.

If you are a national lab building a $bn observatory then the cost of a real 8-10m mirror is a small part of the bill. But if you want to build something on the moon, where the cost of sending onsite engineers to align things is a problem then this isn't quite so daft.

Obviously the whole thing is silly season - but it gets a couple of unknown researchers on the front page of a slow news day.

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Re: Shot to the Moon

Because landing and moving around on the moon is easy - compared to Mars, so you don't learn much

If you just want to test that the robots work autonomously you can do that in a deserted bit of Earth

UK's Space Command to be 'capable of launching our first rocket in 2022'

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>Maybe NW Scotland. Good for launching into polar orbits as there's a lot of sea downrange for bits to fall into.

Or Thanet .

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Re: 12 billion announced yesterday on green stuff, another 24 billion announced today....

>All sorts of issues against nuclear power

Principally the inability of BAe to sell copies of them to 3rd world countries once the UK has paid for the development costs for the 2 prototypes

> end of life disposal (so would probably need a brand new dock be constructed to handle the nuclear issues, meaning it has to be to silly-high standards).

Alternately declare war on a superpower and send your remaining carrier in a last ditch one-way Kamikase mission against massively superior forces in the East China Sea. Cheapest way to get rid of them.

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Re: 12 billion announced yesterday on green stuff, another 24 billion announced today....

>For them, the phrase 'out of ammunition' will become redundant,"

If only we were involved in some never ending wars

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Wait till they mount the Reliant Robin

BBC picks SiFive RISC-V chip for Doctor Who programming-for-kids kit – with Jodie Whittaker narrating

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Re: Timely rip-off

Not sure Pi4 is really the comparison.

But you could buy an Arduino for $5 and blink some LEDs without much more effort

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Re: Isme a time lord...

>2056? So is that when they defrost The Donald?

No it's when the "Fast and Furious" film numbering wraps around a 32bit int

Trump fires cybersecurity boss Chris Krebs for doing his job: Securing the election and telling the truth about it

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Re: New definition

Obviously he is a front for a North Korean false flag operation run by Bilderberg group pink-hatted hackers in Belgium secretly working for the MMB

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Re: My guess...

>that if someone saw an opportunity to give Biden a 'nudge in the right direction'

Except election officials in red states are chosen by republican officials

Yep UKers - a system where returning officer is a political appointment

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Re: Its Trump's fault really

Because the 70million voters that approve of that might not grasp the subtle message

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Re: Its Trump's fault really

I'm frankly amazed how well it went off.

I had expected school-shooter events at polling places Or Barr's 'special' police squads teargassing lines of black voters. Anything to discourage democrat suburban-mom type voters from turning out.

Followed by a supreme court ruling that states are people and so have freedom of speech to announce who won - irrespective of any votes.

I'm torn between they thought they had enough of a poll lead to win anyway, or they were too disorganised to organise a coup

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Re: Will Krebs care?

>It might get him an offer for the same position in the Biden administration

Unless the post needs republican approval

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Re: The Trump madness

>The Trump madness goes on, but will disappear like a fart in Sahara.

So you don't think that 4years of 70million armed 'patriots' being told that they won but were cheated and now have a new hero, who is careful to keep the military on side, is likely to be a problem?

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Re: DPRK

Fortunately it gets reset every 4 years.

Imagine if you allowed the same idiots to decide some political policy that was going to fsck your country for generations

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Re: Not just electronic voting machine allegations being debunked

Living-dead voters are even worse !

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Re: Projection

>I cannot believe that each state, and sometimes county/city can decide how to hold elections. Why would you do that?

Because the states wanted "sovereignty" - they saw the danger of throwing out a British monarch for an emperor. Imagine if the Whitehouse was directly in charge of the election

>Boundries should be decided by an INDEPENDANT body and NOT by party politics.

Ideally, but at this point where the Center for Disease control is a political football - who do you get to do it, the Canadians ?

No, the creator of cURL didn't morph into Elon Musk and give away Bitcoins. But his hijacked Twitter page tried to

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Re: Pointless

I wish I had your optimism - morons seem to have an inexplicable life expectancy.

I blame the warning labels on stuff.

Reports of one's death have been greatly exaggerated: French radio station splurges obituary bank over interwebs

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Re: Wouldnt mind, though

Take it in turns to have a monarch for the day.

Then tourists who came to see London on Michael Palin day will have to come back on Judy Dench day - its like Pokemon, you have to collect them all

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Re: Wouldn't it be a red flag to them

So the CMS should have a death rate limit setting ?

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Re: Heir to the Throne

Arguably there were a few in the 5th republic

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Re: Wouldnt mind, though

Charles are you posting as AC again ?

America's largest radio telescope close to collapse as engineers race to fix fraying cables

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Re: Frayed knot

>At least we'd be safe from space ants.

But the swarms of space moths

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Re: Why it occurred?

Remember "no infrastructure spend without representation" - that was the whole point of the treasonous rebellion in the first place

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Re: Frayed knot

It can operate in radar mode - so if they sent out more radio bursts that would presumably reduce the load ?

UK, Canada could rethink the whole 'ban Huawei' thing post-Trump, whispers Huawei

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Re: Without us, you'll 'widen the north-south digital divide'

Of course it does. In fact if you didn't need a bunch of Geordie brickies - they would build a wall

GitHub restores DMCA-hit youtube-dl code repo after source patched to counter RIAA's takedown demand

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Remember it's the same Microsoft that sent DMCA notices to sites hosting Open/Libre office. And then blamed 'the computer' when they got caught

Not on your Zoom, not on Teams, not Google Meet, not BlueJeans. WebEx, Skype and Houseparty make us itch. No, not FaceTime, not even Twitch

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Re: Really?

That's why I scrupulously avoid being under 40, going to the gym or mountain biking

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Re: You wot mate!

For multiple people meetings - certainly, I don't need to see a grid of 49 men in suits looking like a bad version of the muppet show opening scene

For daily one-one calls to my minions it's nice to have a bit more of a connection, especially for picking up are they ill/stressed/tired/depressed. Of course I solved that in true engineering management style by having a bit-field of psychiatric state and having them update it regularly.

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Re: Not perfect but not awful

Video conferencing for 1-1 works very well, for non-technical calls between people who might be uncomfortable talking to a computer (ie granny to 3 year old) it's excellent.

It would be nice if you didn't have to spend 15minutes explaining to granny why she needed to sign up for an outlook.com address to use microsoft teams but have a facebook account to use wibble and buy etherium to register an account on pling-plong cos that is the only platform supported by her grand-daughters school play.

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Re: So you got an electric shock.

Isn't the goal of a true el'reg commentator to have made a sarcastic post that ONLY receives downvotes from idiots who didn't get it ?

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More people are killed by tea-cosies every year than Hydrogen bombs - but the petty minded bureaucracy in trying to buy even the smallest thermonuclear device is ridiculous

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Re: Yeecall, Big Blue Button, Face Flow, Talky, Nexmo, imo, Whereby, Tox, Linkello

I'm waiting for the hipster's to go to ultra-retro.

Richard Arkwright and Sons, bespoke software crafters to the gentry.com

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Re: Yeecall, Big Blue Button, Face Flow, Talky, Nexmo, imo, Whereby, Tox, Linkello

>Big Blue Button is a German system that was aimed at education,

While Big Red Button is an American system that was aimed at Germany

They’ve only gone and bloody done it – yawn – again! NASA, SpaceX send four to ISS

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Re: Are GO!

Servo control systems are amazing when they work.

Remember decades ago watching some "fuzzy-logic 5th-generation buzzword-thingy" crane control where the crane gantry was flying backwards and forwards apparently randomly to keep a load on the end of a long line almost stationary in the wind

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> it's whether that reconditioning is any harder than what SpaceX have to do,

Remember the shuttle SRBs are (almost) literally empty metal tubes that you fill with explosives.

The SpaceX engines are more like the shuttle main engines - ditching an entire shuttle in the sea and refurbishing it would be a little trickier.

Significantly the real commercial driver for recovering SpaceX is probably speed rather than direct cost. If you want to reach the sort of launches/day rate that spaceX would like to make real money then the sheer effort needed to manufacture/ship/assemble and test new rockets may be impossible

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Re: *despite* the best efforts of some at NASA

And when Biden cancels the Senate Launch system in favour of private enterprise like SpaceX he will be a no-good Godless commie for doing it.

China compromised F-35 subcontractor and forced expensive software system rewrite, academic tells MPs

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Re: The module needed to be scrapped and re-written anyway, this just lets them blame someone else

Obviously you need to invest in bigger and more expensive radar projects - then these will get later and later, giving you more time to improve the aircraft's stealthiness

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