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HP loses attempt to deny colossal commission to star sales staffer

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Re: This is far more prevelant than most people know

>Top sales people are often screwed by their employers as they climb higher up the sales ladder.

And then they quit and go and work for a competitor, with the existing client list, knowledge of the flaws and margins on the previous firms products and a deep motivation to fsck over their ex-employer

And thus capitalism triumphs...

With computer brains in short supply, President Biden orders 100-day probe into semiconductor drought

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Re: So Mr. President

So if we put tarrifs on Taiwanese and Korean semiconductors it will enable US companies to invest billions in building fabs state-side

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Re: What

I have voted you up while totally condemning your treasonous behaviour

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Re: Chips is so vague a word

>Corporate socialism? It is EXACTLY THE SAME THING CHINA DID TO BUILD THEIR FAB CAPACITY.

And China is communist so therefore socialism == communism

So we can't have transit or healthcare

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Re: ......but what are these chips ACTUALLY DOING?

So ideally they would spread a cloud of chips in the case of accident so when the car knocks you off your bike and then zooms off - you can trace them from all the tags left behind

The bank of Bitcoin: MicroStrategy's share price rides high on the back of cryptocurrency investment

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Re: Taxes

>I suspect that the reason these companies are putting their money into Bitcoin is for tax avoidance purposes.

Microstratgy is basically a way to buy bitcoin in a share account (pension/IRA/ISA etc) by buying shares in a company whose only asset is bitcoin.

Telsa is Musk taking the piss. He buys bitcoin, tweets about it, everyone else buys it, price goes up, he sells

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Re: Investment? Speculation!

Bitcoin = an imaginary made-up currency with strict mathematical controls on how much can be produced and a value set by the market

Dollar (or Pound) = an imaginary made-up currency with politicians controlling how much can be produced depending on what their poll numbers look like and a value set by the unemployment figures going into the next election

Chill out, lockdown ain't over yet – perhaps FUZIX on the Pi Pico could feature in your weekend shed projects

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Unix ran in 32kb of ram on a PDP-11.

Portability though was a challenge

Samsung shows off next-generation big-pixel camera sensor tech, coming to an Android phone near you

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Re: I wonder why this great tech doesn't trickle down to real cameras?

>So why doesn't this tech ever get transplanted into real cameras?

It does, it's called Photoshop/Gimp

The phone does a lot of processing for you because people want to click and have instagram ready shots - even if they look like every other instagram shot.

"Real" cameras assume you want the flexibility to capture the best raw data you can and then fix it later for your requirements.

Most interchangeable lens cameras already do non-artistic corrections - for things like lens distortion

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Re: Pixel binning

Or more low-light photos are taken indoors and you don't need 40MP shots of some kid's birthday party

The perils of non-disclosure? China 'cloned and used' NSA zero-day exploit for years before it was made public

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Re: failure to take long view

> Not sure they gained much from it

Depends on the "they", if you mean politicians/generals who became heroes because of their brilliant strategies over the hun, rather than being able to read their mail = quite a lot

Planespotters’ weekends turn traumatic as engine pieces fall from the sky in the Netherlands and the US

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Re: Quick turnaround for the 777?

That's dumb, it would be like having an emergency release handle for a nuclear bomb be just where you needed to grab to climb into the bomb bay

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Re: RE: engine failure

>Larger operators tend to buy, smaller ones lease. This is purely because of financing cost, not any technical advantages.

Probably also if you have a legacy of service bases around the world.

If you are a new airline it may be convenient for RR to tell you that next time your aeroplane stops anywhere it will get serviced - rather than having to return it to your base.

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Worryingly, the planes are now made of "cardboard derivatives"

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It didn't explode - the front fell off.

That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.

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Re: RE: engine failure

Don't know about P&W but RR generally don't even sell their engines.

They rent them on a PAYG basis - you pay for flying hours and RR handle all the maintenance / service / spares etc.

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Re: Efficiency vs Reliability

These engines are 30years old.

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Re: Quick turnaround for the 777?

> On the other hand you may think it safet to be on the ground near a fire engine than fanning the flames at a few thousand feet.

Trade off, you don't know that the wing/control surface isn't damaged or that the engine isn't about to fall off and take your wing with it (El Al Flight 1862)

But landing 32,000lbs overweight with no thrust reversers and the risk of over-heating your brakes, bursting tires and starting a fire - is still risky

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Re: RE: engine failure

>this is completely not Boeing's fault.

So P&W also print their own FAA approval certificates ?

Australian government fights Facebook news ban by threatening 0.01% of Zuck's ad revenue

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Re: The problem is

>This could be a learning opportunity for them. Especially "them" in the Australian govt.

The same Australian govt that claims that its laws overrule the laws of maths ?

China sets new rules for Ant Group to play by if it wants to think again about a float

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Typical Aliexpress

Building a dodgy shadow bank with the potential to wreck the national economy - stealing our IP again

The chips are down. We need your support, semiconductor industry tells US President Biden

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Re: The case for government intervention?

> expect leaps in automation to create these items if it is repatriated. The work is just too expensive for the developed world.

You really think you can build advanced 5nm semiconductors with automated machines - rather than using cheap below minimum wage 3rd world labour ?

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Re: Wisconsin, not Minnesota

Did they have to change the state because Trump mis-spoke in a TV spot ?

Or did they just amend the map with a sharpie ?

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Re: Maybe

Obviously since Biden is a Marxist he will introduce a strategic 5year plan for US semiconductor manufacturing, to be aid for by taxing the sweat of the proletariat.

Isn't that what Intel's CEO and shareholders are demanding ?

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>Are they run by technical leaders who were excellent, or generic beancounters who setup tax efficient structures?

AMD and Nvidia = technical excellent

Intel = Bean counter

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We let the Taiwanese and Koreans invest in their fabs.

€121,000 YOGA Book Android is 'priced right' says Lenovo

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Re: Out of stock or sold out?

They forgot to go into settings->advanced->configuration->pricing->options and deselect "multiply price by random number"

Hero to Jezero: Perseverance, NASA's most advanced geologist rover, lands on Mars, beams back first pics

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Landing ... is one of the most challenging tasks in space exploration

Landing it is trivial, a landing you can roll away from is the tricky bit

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Re: Been there, Done that

>That Ordnance Survey map of Mars not good enough?

1, OS Licence fees were too high

2, It's a lot of 1:25,000 landrangers to carry for a whole planet

3, The rover is not equipped with a plastic map case around its neck and trousers tucked into hiking socks

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Re: Welcome to Mars

There are now a higher proportion of EVs and Linux installations on Mars than on Earth = a good start

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Re: Repulsive!

Why are we landing on Mars anyway? We can make the bars here on Earth !

Toxic: Intel ordered to pay chip fab worker almost $1m after he was gassed at its facility in 2016

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Re: A common approach

Piper Alpha:

Disable firefighting pumps when divers are in water

Put manual pump controls in control room

Put control room above gas compressor

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Re: We have well-documented processes

We have learned from our mistakes and can repeat them perfectly

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We have well-documented processes

Page 1 Note chemical alarms keep going off, remove them

Pages 2-100 instructions for removing chemical alarms and paperwork necessary to obtain refunds for returned alarms

Mobile World Congress to run this year's Barcelona event in June with 50,000 attendees. We're speechless

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Re: 50,000 from where?

>presuppose that those companies would authorize the travel?

Cheaper than redundancy

Hey Milton, we noticed you failed to meet any targets this year - so as a reward we are sending you on a special trip

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Re: hubris

A plan to kill all the telephone sanitizers

NHS Digital hands Deloitte £51m contract for tech supporting UK COVID-19 testing without competition

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highly bespoke nature of the testing services

So the sort of thing a national health service could do, perhaps if they had some sort of digital division to do this digital stuff, digitally

It could be called NHS ...

Soviet 'Enigma' cipher machine sells for $22k at collapsed museum's exhibits auction

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Re: Instagrammable, interactive exhibits...

>The Tank Museum is highly recommended;

And their youtube channel.

The SAAB tank which only needed one crew, but he would be lonely so they added a 2nd driver, only facing backward with a periscope mirror to drive

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Lots of people called Smith outside the USA - some of them might also have a museum

Facebook bans sharing of news in Australia – starting now – rather than submit to pay-for-news-plan

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Re: Interesting take on this

>The benefit will be to weed out misinformation dressed as news, and for those that get their news from Facebook, this is a great improvement.

Nope, this means they can't show news snippets from the trusted Murdoch proper newspapers but can only show free bot generated fake-news content.

Wells Fargo patent troll case has finance world all aquiver so Barclays, TD Bank sign up to Open Invention Network

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> but that will take an effort of international co-operation. Ho hum.

If you leave enforcement upto the nations - yes.

If corporations decide to take it into their own hands....

Sue a member of "The Organisation" for a software patent and suddenly you are blocked of from Twitter and Facebook, Google don't list you, Microsoft Office rejects your email etc

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>Companies owning Copyright is a ridiculous idea and will soon suppress creativity altogether.

Might make it difficult to get funding for films, especially films which aren't opening weekend blockbusters.

With no copyright, or very short copyright, I have no foreign TV, or streaming sales. I can only make money for the initial cinema run, and even then I no longer get any licencing fee from the toys, t-shirt and fast-food tie-ins.

>Allowing Patents to be held by anyone other than the original creator(s) is equally ridiculous.

Then they have no value to the original creator if they can't be sold.

I have a patent on an improvement to MRI machines. It's assigned to the consultancy company I worked for at the time. It's only of value to them because they can sell/licence the technology to makers of MRI machines. Neither me nor the company can make an MRI machine so if the patent couldn't be sold it would never be produced.

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Re: Patent the bloody obvious!

>otherwise many more businesses would have signed up to OIN sooner

It only really protects you from being sued by someone else in the business.

eg if Oracle tries to sue say Redhat then they can bring down all of the patents of all the OIN members onto Larry

If you are being sued by Bermuda Patent Troll #123 Ltd whose only asset is this single patent - it doesn't do much good

Footfallcam kerfuffle: Firm apologises, promises to fix product after viral Twitter thread, infoseccer backlash

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Re: Footfallcam (formerly known as Nurserycam formerly known as Nannycam) Companies House Listing

On but Sleezy-tech_124 while being in the same business as Sleezy-tech_123 and having the same directors and owner and operating from the same Caribbean lawyers office has no connection with Sleezy-tech_123

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Re: Footfallcam (formerly known as Nurserycam formerly known as Nannycam) Companies House Listing

I think this is going to be the standard for dodgy ad-tech companies - like the double-glazing that offered 20year guarantees but closed and reopened under a new name every year.

Sleezy-tech_123 is hit by a twitter storm for it selling video from its line of embedded underwear cameras.

Sleezy-tech_124 is spun up by the Bermudaa Chamber of Commerce equivalent of a Docker container 20ms later

Better buckle up: Volkswagen puts Microsoft in driver's seat to deliver 'automated' platform

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Re: I drive a Toyota

Original Landrover - barely uses wheels

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Re: So will be now need to press the "Start" button

Updating Volkswagon

don't turn off your car

1 % .........

Habitable-zone exoplanet potentially spotted just around the corner in Alpha Centauri using latest telescope technique

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Re: Adaptive Optics

No but if the satellites could be persuaded to fit flashing orange lights we wouldn't need the laser guide stars

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Re: Habitable-zone exoplanet potentially spotted just around the corner in Alpha Centauri...

Doing someones Horoscope on those planets is going to be seriously complicated

British owners of .eu domains given an extra three months to find a European address

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Re: The UK is in Europe!

>the European Commission is a kindergarten of discarded national politicians

I always assumed it was only the UK that used it as a dumping ground for people too unpopular to be in the House of Lords, and that was why the UK did so badly in Eu votes.

But it seems that every other country uses it to dump it's B-Ark politicians.

Perhaps it would have been easier and cheaper to have both the Brussels and Strasbourg parliaments in session. Use one as a decoy filled with the useless politicians - just don't tell them that they are being ignored,

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