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Is that... is that a piece of Unikitty? Remembering Skylab via the medium of Lego

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Re: there are enough Lego bricks out there to go to the moon ten times.

It also suggests that any advanced species will eventually evolve hooves -

because any members of the species who trod on lego on the way to the bedroom wouldn't have been in a mood to breed.

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Re: there are enough Lego bricks out there to go to the moon ten times.

That could explain the Fermi paradox.

Any advanced species refuses to throw away their childhood Lego. If the amount of Lego doubles each generation, after a few 100 generations they reach 3+ Solar masses and their toy cupboards all collapse into a black hole.

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Re: Well the good news

>The bad news is that a Lego crushes under the weight of a tower only a couple of miles high.

The secret is Pyramids. Actually optimum is a caustic cone but pyramids will do.

The limit on building a lego mountain (or any other mountain) would be plastic flow of the rock slumping out into a shallower wider pile of rock (or lego)

Japan tests digital currency, because all the cool kids are doing it already

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>Any why do we need them? Ignoring criminals of course!

Why do you need banks and stockexchanges?

To transfer numbers in a ledger from one person to another - only taking 3days and charging you a %

Ice Lake, Baby: Intel's 10nm 3rd Gen Xeon Scalable server processors to arrive at last

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Re: Redundant marketing BS

Optomised for data centers and cloud.

When you only have 2 volume customers and they are both working as hard as they can to fab their own replacements for your flagship product.

Their 'next job could be in cyber': UK Cyber Security Council launches itself by pointing world+dog to domain it doesn't own

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Re: Global Operating Devices to ACTive Astute Internetional Rescue with AI Virtual Interventionism

I think we found the perfect job for our very own amanfromMars 1

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Re: dot org ?

Nuke the nurses

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dot org ?

>the government's Defence Industrial Strategy

I know defence spending is tight (unless you are an aircraft carrier or an F35) and industry is strapped for cash and the government has no money whatsoever - but are they really a charity ?

Subaru parks plans to make 58,000 cars due to brakes on silicon supply chain

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Re: Alcohol Interlock Installation

Open the Buckfast HAL

I'm sorry Dave I can't do that

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>Electronic / digital stuff can last a long time if built well

The trouble is that you are locked to the manufacturer supporting it.

The same manufacturer that wants you to buy a new model and can lock out any 3rd party bit containing software

CERN boffins zap antimatter with ultraviolet lasers in the hope of revealing the secret symmetry of the universe

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Re: Definitions

>Bose-Einstein condensates, which are gases of bosons very close to their ground state. These definitely are studied experimentally, and laser cooling is how you get there.

superfluid liquid Helium is a Bose-Einstein (IIRC) and you can make this in a bucket

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Re: RE : Once zapped with the laser, it wouldn't even qualify for a speeding ticket.

Worse, the police impose a speed and position on you by measuring it - so it's entrapment !

Australian ponders requiring multiple IDs to sign up for social media, plus more crypto-busting backdoors

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Re: @Yet Another Anonymous coward - Let's just imagine...

Obviously, because the USA, being outside Oz, doesn't exist. The Galaxy is mostly visible from the southern hemisphere (we wait confirmation of the round/flat earth debate from the Official Govt Science Bruce) and so is therefore part of Oz

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Re: Let's just imagine...

There are no other countries, God made Oz and it's perfect so didn't need to make any others.

Since there are no other countries you don't ned to be able to leave Oz in case you are polluted by seeing what life is like in any other country - if they existed, which they don't.

Remember the laws of Australia take priority over the geography

FCC acting commissioner proposes dedicated spectrum for private space launches

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Not sure whether government seizing the rights to these frequencies in the first place is fascism or communism ?

A floppy filled with software worth thousands of francs: Techie can't take it, customs won't keep it. What to do?

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Re: A cigarette letter was produced with a flourish

Officer Crabtree stayed on after the war in deep cover posing as a French customs official

Good moaning

Absolutely fab: As TSMC invests $100bn to address chip shortage, where does that leave the rest of the industry?

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They may also decide that US kit containing chips made with such large state handouts get the same 300% tarrifs that the US puts on say Canadian aircraft.

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Re: Formosa

Erm Taiwan isn't actually part of China (strictly according to the Taiwanese, China is part of Taiwan) so China imposing laws on Taiwan would be like Russia solving its car production by taking over Germany - and have a similar US response

Yep, you're totally unique: That one very special user and their very special problem

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Re: (Can't...stop...the... voices....)

We had one user who had to have a Mac because they had epilepsy and a PC monitor might set it off We had to get a Mac because of the potential lawsuit costs.

Of course it had a standard cheap Mac monitor instead of the really nice Sony ones all the PC's had - this was back in PowerPC / CRT days

Micron chief warns 'severe shortage' of DRAM expected to continue this year

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Re: Economics

There was a crunch on assembled laptops, webcams and network kit but that was more supply chain bumps

I mean car makers cancelled orders for 8051 type chips which they are now desperate for

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Economics

Perhaps somebody more informed about the fab business can answer this.

A fab costs $MAX_INT to build - so you need to run your declining asset at 100% and presumably raw materials aren't a huge cost.

Similarly the high cost staff are in the design/tuning/process control end, not zero hours contract people you can scale down.

If you run the fab you know industry trends for how long the current DRAM/NAND design will be saleable before it's obsolete.

So in a downturn like 2020 wouldn't you run at some capacity making parts for stock, even if not at 3 shifts + overtime?

At least if you are a Hynix or Micron who own the fab rather than a TSMC making other people's stuff.

If you can't log into Azure, Teams or Xbox Live right now: Microsoft cloud services in worldwide outage

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Re: Tell me again...

None of this new fangled Distributed Name Server stuff for me - I keep a list of sites I want to visit locally.

I update it once a year when my copy of the whole internet guide is delivered

Turns out humans are leading AI systems astray because we can't agree on labeling

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Re: Google Captcha

Captcha - guessing what other users outside America think a parking meter looks like, multiplied by what a bunch of Uzbecks were told to click on for $1/day

While truly self-driving cars are surely just around the corner, for now here's an AI early-warning system for your semi-autonomous ride

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And the licence is valid until you're 80

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This can only end badly

An AI trained on the behaviour of BMW drivers?

This is how we get Terminators !

'Imagine' if Virgin Galactic actually did sub-orbital tourism: Firm unveils new chrome job on SpaceShip III

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Re: His model isnt ultimately space tourism

There are lots of issues launching horizontally from planes, Pegasus has been failing at them for 25+years. Admittedly it's a lot easier for microsats but reusable rockets may have already 'won'.

>He won a $45M contract from NASA last December.

That's, "you don't even have a senator on the right committee" money for Nasa

Microsoft welcomes 'raddest' and most 'feature-dense' Kubernetes release to AKS, shows 1.17 the door

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Hello fellow kids

As a 40 something white nerd I assumed "Rad" was none-cool. On the basis that I had heard of it and so assumed it was 'like, so over' as the young people say

Are Microsoft container cloud development team not the bunch of 'hip and trendy' 20 somethings I had naturally pictured them to be ?

Is "Rad" now so uncool its cool again - like ABBA ?

Canonical releases Ubuntu on Windows Preview with early builds, new tools for the brave

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Re: Hirsute Hippo?

And are Unicorns Utopic? or Werewolves Wily ?

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Oh the irony

A couple of years ago, a story about running Linux on Windows in an officially supported way - published on April 1st

Microsoft to supply US Army with 120,000+ HoloLens units in contract worth 'up to $22bn'

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Re: Just a natural temporary hurdle .... or persistent permanent artificial future block?

I think this can be more generalised to: marines-lack-trust-in-artificial-intelligence.

Nothing against marines, terribly nice chaps (so long as you don't leave any crayons lying around) I just wouldn't want any of my pets to marry one.

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Just a natural evolution

When you had to carve it in marble: "Veni Vidi Vici"

When you had to use flags: "England expects this day every man to do his duty"

When you had to send a telegram: "I shall return"

When you are used to Powerpoint: "Mission orientation briefing outline from CinC TRHTFEGTEWC to units of HDGECHRWWCFC(force) deployment as part of UN mission HJUEFHVNVNRVHRV", slide 1 / 157. - delivered directly in front of your eyes.

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This will result in

A, Lots of studies, Prototypes, Powerpoints, Promotions - but no kit actually delivered to troops

B, Kit delivered to troops, immediately discovered to be useless / not-working and hidden in a Conex until the fad blows over

C, Actually used in anger at which point it fails and gets large number of our own side killed

D, All of the above

And the Turing Award for best compilation goes to... Jeffrey Ullman and Alfred Aho

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Re: Congratulations!

Although the boxed set of Knuth is far superior for raising your monitor

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Re: '67 ?

Compilers are more of a continuum, from assembler with macros to AI optimising monsters of today.

Cobol is a lot closer to 'assembler with macros', these guys did a lot to invent the steps to get a more 'general theory' of compilers to allow all the modern stuff.

Biden's $2tn infrastructure plan includes massive broadband rollout, equates internet access with water and power as essential utilities

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Infrastructure

We have unsafe water supplies, ruined highways, collapsing bridges and slow railways because nobody wants to spend money on existing infrastructure or maintenance.

So the solution to this problem is to rebrand internet fibre and chip fabs as infrastructure ?

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But it would be an option to connect remote communities.

Why are we running 100km of fibre to this hamlet? Because we get a subsidy of $1M/km to lay fibre.

Why not just pay for people's starlink subscription? Because paying for services for a citizen is communism.

Why not put a starlink ground station in and share it ? Because some of the customers are first nations so that's federal, the school is municipal, and the police are state funded. You can't mix levels of government, that's what caused the civil war.

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Re: I always like when companies don't like to pay taxes....

Paying MSFT $45K / soldier for holoeye is the only way to fight Linux Communism

Amazon’s critical Alabama warehouse workers union vote has started … and may be some time

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Re: The New Robber Barons

> I imagine it will just be the first domino that topples the rest of the Amazon locations.

Or staffing the amazon warehouses will be outsourced to slaves-R-us. If there is any problem with the Teamsters you just award the contract to somebody else.

Xiaomi scoots off to build electric cars, pumps $10bn into the tank to get things rolling

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> prefer the traditional fondleslab style..... I'll stick with the tried and trusted things.

I don't trust these LCDs, I'll stick with my film based videophone

But a foldable electric car would be nice - certainly easier to park

You put Marmite where? Google unveils its latest AI wizardry: A cake made of Maltesers and the pungent black tar

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Re: I admit...

>I wonder if I'm still allowed to bring it from England to Germany?

I think current UK policy wrt to Eu trade would involve finding a Lancaster, loading it with Marmite and popping over to Frankfurt to 'deliver'

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Re: Safely Ingestible

I rather think that's the point.

Having gained the ability to recognise crosswalks and parking meters - the only way to distinguish between AI and mere humans will be to ask if combinations such as "Fruit cake and cheddar cheese" go together.

If the AIs get any smarter they will be asking us about seeing a turtle on its back in the sun and not helping it

Cryptic US Strategic Command tweet reveals dangers of working from home with kids in the way

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Re: "a password to the systems used to control and fire America’s nukes"

The password really was 000000

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Re: Twitter manager for the US Strategic Command???

US Space Command Twitter force - the 401st Special Twittering Wing,

Their logo is a giant pair of thumbs.

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Re: So ";l;;gmlxzssaw" is a child, eh?

Sounds like the sort of thing Skynet would say

Director, deputy director, CTO of Free Software Foundation quit after Stallman installation

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Yes we should - personally I reject the uncertainty principle because Heisenberg was a Nazi. All my colleagues who need a particle's position and momentum measured simultaneously come to me.

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At which point you just do a clone and make your own fork

Satellites, space debris may have already brightened night skies 10% globally – and it's going to get worse

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Tough on crime tough on the causes of crime - by introducing wolves into our cities

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Re: Altitude affects the duration too

The paper is for twilight.

It is still 22mag/arc-sec2 which is way darker than any visible eye limit

And it's much darker than OH line emission in the infrared - which is the only band that matters

UK terror law reviewer calls for expanded police powers to imprison people who refuse to hand over passwords

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Re: Plausible deniability

>Whatever you do, don't change your password to "No comment".

I thought you always set your password to "I'm a mason" ?

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