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Space junk damages International Space Station's robot arm

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Re: Reg's standards have slipped again!

>Wales is an area, not a volume, you fool.

So the volume of a spherical wales is 4/3pi ?

Obviously the name of a pie 4/3 the size of Wales, and so the name of the el'reg massive volume unit, should be the Wigan

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Re: Zeroes

> the fact the FCC might have requirements becomes just irrelevant.

Unless you want to use US technology, sell to US customers, raise money from US investors, be listed on the US stock exchange or have any of your executives ever visit a US ally without being extraordinarily renditioned.

If you are China you can probably ignore the rules, if you are a smaller country than China you have to do what Washington says.

Need some chips? The Raspberry Pi Pico's RP2040 is heading to a channel near you

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Re: Expensive part

Cray 1, 80 Mflops, cost = unless sir has a nuclear weapons program sir can't buy it, but say $35M in todays money

Sony P5, 20TMFlops, $399 = 50MFlops/$

So close to Cray1 / $

(OK so Cray was 64bit double only and Sony is 20TF at FP32, but the Cray doesn't include the cost of a lot of programmers in brown corduroy with pipes)

Xiaomi touts Hypercharge 200W charging tech, claims 4,000mAh battery goes from 0 to full in 480 seconds

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Re: Is this really useful for anyone?

Numbers sell phones

Numbers users understand: Camera megapixies, big = good, Charging time, small = good.

Other numbers are for the sort of nerds who agonize about specs and then buy Google/Apple

AMD teases '3D V-Cache' tech that stacks cores and SRAM, delivers 15% boost to today's Ryzen CPUs

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Re: rDNA in yer arm

No you have it wrong, it's intel that goes inside.

You wear a bracelet of copper AMD chips to ward off pixies and cure rheumatism

The righteous armor of Nvidia graphics cards is traditionally worn by paladins to deflect girlfriends

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re: Looking past the marketing spiel - where is Intel on this?

Intel's new CEO have announced that their new share buy-back scheme will be implemented under a new Rule 483 Part B clause which reduces tax-withholding in off-shore accounts by 15 bpp !

This was made possible by replacing all their semiconductor engineers with world class MBAs

Royal Yacht Britannia's successor to cost about 1 North of England NHS IT consultancy framework

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Look Squirrel !

This is a Boris distraction announcement - if this is the best they can do, then either Cummings revelations aren't really that devastating, or they left the work placement kid in charge on friday afternoon.

The original royal yacht probably made sense. In 1952 it wasn't easy to get a Queen, a few 100 VIPs and their security to some small British Caribbean island and if you did the costs of hosting them would have been a huge drain on the local resources. Turning up with your own stage set and roadies made a lot of sense.

The idea that showing up in China with a yacht smaller than Bezos's backup boat is going to awe them into a trade deal isn't even Farage level idiocy.

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Re: hard to support

That's the problem.

We are hosting a trade delegation in your fair city, we have spurned the hotel chain with the name of your glorious leader in big gold letters and have brought our own sandwiches.

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Re: Indyvote 2

No but it has few places that can put down some civil service carpet and paint an existing ship red white and blue. Now all we need is to buy a used trawler cheap.

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Could be good PR

Park it next to some Russian oligarchs MegaYacht in Monaco and they will get the message about the relative strength and importance of Britain and decide where they can safely hide their money without worrying about a strong government.

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Re: Global warming

It will be powered by new magic Sovereignty (tm)

Twitter given three weeks to comply with Indian content code

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Re: Dorothy you are not in Kansas anymore

Yes the techniques that work equally well in most former colonies

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Re: Dorothy you are not in Kansas anymore

>If you want to operate your business in a country, you must follow their laws

Or just hire a couple of the Prime Minister/President/Grand Vizier's children as advisors

Then remember to have a big unveiling of the new HQ dedicated to the wise beneficence of the current great leader.

ps. If you are a major European organisation and the great leader in question wears a uniform with too many medals and has penchant for throwing opposition leaders out of helicopters you may have to plant some ivy in front of the the plaque commemorating this event.

The server is down, money is not being made, and you want me to fix what?

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Re: What kind of idiot do you think I am?

> if you have to insert a new step without renumbering everything

There are an infinite number of real numbers between any two integers, and indeed between any two real numbers.

And I can prove it

And I will in the middle of a meeting

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Re: 'Delegation'

>In Emergency, Break Glass' box is your friend.

Phone fire brigade.

Same advice if you are ever stuck in an elevator/lift.

The emergency contact number, even if it works, will connect you to a call center who will call an engineer who will get round to you later when they have done all their other jobs for the day, unless that would go into overtime.

Calling the fire brigade means they get to drive big red trucks with flashing lights and use big tools to break into things. This makes them very happy and gets you out 5 mins.

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Re: Private equity and New York...

Although in the USA the chances that the worker you are firing has a gun ....

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Re: Constantly, in a fashion.

>more than once we lost a very large datacentre somewhere in Germany.

Careless. where did you last have it ?

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Re: What kind of idiot do you think I am?

>autism actually IS a superpower

0, Not understanding why people who know less than you think they are more important

1, Not caring about upsetting these people

2, Being one of the few vital people who understands stuff the company needs someone to do.

3, Understanding this stuff means you are also in demand by the dozen other companies around you.

4, Demanding that lists start with 0

NASA to return to the Moon by 2024. One problem with that, says watchdog: All of it

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Re: Better to take your time than kill people

The Challenger disaster happened because there were O rings joining together bits of rocket

There were joints in the rockets because they had to be shipped from landlocked Utah

They were built in Utah instead of Texas because Texas already had mission control. But Utah didn't get any Nasa spending and so wouldn't vote for the Shuttle budget.

Houston has mission control because in the Apollo era it didn't have industry that could be used in Apollo but needed some Nasa spending to get Texas to vote for Apollo.

Fortunately all that has changed today with the Senate Launch System which is made in 33 states

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Re: I remember

Can you imagine the "One small step ..." speech written by Trump ?

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Re: OAIP

If you dropped a pig from orbit could you cook it at the same time ?

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Re: When did the moon become a US posession?

When they stole if from the indigenous Clangers

Big Tech has a big problem with Florida passing a law that protects politicians from web moderation

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I was always suspicious that the Gay Wedding Cake case was a Republican stalking horse.

1, Fund the case against the baker and get a ruling that anyone discriminating against a customer gets a huge fine.

2, Get a list of Muslim owned business and demand that they make a T-shirt with Muhammad on it, when they refuse fine them out of business

3, Book every synagogue function room for your Hitler's birthday celebration. Similar..

Repeat for every group you don't like

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Re: Health Warning?

Sounds like a good idea, similar warnings on all premises have stopped Californians dying of cancer

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Re: Not quite.

I think a small independent baker SHOULD be allowed to not bake a gay wedding cake if they don't want - they are losing business and there are plenty of other bakers.

But say Alaskan Airlines shouldn't be allowed to refuse gay passengers if they are essentially the only choice to fly to Alaska.

There is a scale at which the company has sufficient power that there needs to be some level playing field.

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Re: Not quite.

Although there comes a scale where a private company is effectively a public utility.

Suppose Twitter cancelled all Republican politician's accounts, or Google didn't return any results for Republican candidates, or Visa/Mastercard declined to process donations for Republican causes ?

US nuclear weapon bunker security secrets spill from online flashcards since 2013

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Flashcards ?

Why do I have a picture of little camo-clad heroes sitting cross legged in a circle around a sergeant, while he holds up a flash card and says

"Now children who can tell me what kind of bomb this is ?"

MoD: Our networks are in 'unacceptable' state and both data and IT bods are stuck in silos

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Re: Four F-35s in that picture

We have Photoshop (actually we have MS-Paint, the F35 budget doesn't stretch to Photoshop)

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Re: Azure Secret

Yes that's rather the problem.

Having your cloud provider be a close confident of an enemy military is generally cause for concern.

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Re: MoD will be treating data as “the mineral ore"

Woosh ......

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Re: Secure?

>MoD is recruiting direct from a dedicated MBA university or maybe Shoreditch.

Cry havoc and release the Management Consultants of War

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Re: Secure?

That's why you have an AirForce - to protect the clouds !

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MoD will be treating data as “the mineral ore"

So they'll be dressing up as police officers and beating up striking IT workers mining the data?

Desktop renaissance? Nope, rebound of hefty PCs is just because there's notebook shortage – analysts

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Re: Who'd have guessed?

>without 100 per cent of the parts; a finished system will not ship

He hasn't heard of the unique BCSPS (British cars of the 70s Production System)

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Because you are working from the kitchen table and need to move it all out of the way when the kids come home?

Many of the hordes don't have multiple 4K monitor setups on their gaming rig in their gaming room. Although I do have a cupboard-under-the-stairs datacenter

America to get world's 'most powerful' AI supercomputer to create the most detailed 3D map of the universe yet

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But this is an AI supercomputer, so we might be in one of the test set universes they are using to check the training set.

South Korea to build an exascale supercomputer running local CPUs by 2030

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So....

Build a big super computer to create a market for home grown super computers so you can build an industry to make supercomputers for yourself.

I think this logic is how we ended up with the F35

Japan to send ‘transforming robot’ to the Moon in 2022

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Re: Wrong name

Just send a Hilux

Although that does mean that when the USA Space Force (insert heroic music) get back to the moon they will be beaten by Clanger insurgents in Toyota pickups

Microsoft releases command-line package manager for Windows (there are snags)

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To be fair it's much harder for a $Tn corporation with 1000s of program managers and 100,000s of engineers to build anything than a bunch of randoms on the internet

Amazon puts an $8.5bn MGM in its shopping cart, clicks on checkout

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>That means he also co-owns the Pink Panther!

A Bond, Trump, Sellers cross-over series using deepfakes.

Seeking an escape from the UK? Regulations aimed at rocket and satellite launches from 2022 have arrived

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Re: "we want to be the first country to launch into orbit from Europe"

>UK territory best placed to be a launch site would be the appropriately named Ascension Island

Or Gibraltar, surely the top of the mountain is closer to space ?

Big red buttons and very bad language: A primer for life in the IT world

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Re: The children

>like the various uses of the word B*****m?

NSFW

Snowden was right, rules human rights court as it declares UK spy laws broke ECHR

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Re: tutors who themselves worked for the KGB

>Dame Mary Beard is not exactly a rabid Tory, but I didn't think she was on Vladimir's payroll.

I think she is only recruiting agents for the BBC

Of course it may be that senior tutors don't watch the news and are still busy recruiting agents for the NKVD and are a little worried that the nice Mr Trotsky hasn't published much recently

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Re: The UK has one of the most robust and transparent oversight regimes

It was an oversight that the overseers were allowed to see anything, or at least let the overseen know

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Re: The UK has one of the most robust and transparent oversight regimes

>But transparent to whom?

Transparent to the public, you can't see the rules because they're transparent - simple

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That must be changing though.

When all British spies were recruited by tutors who themselves worked for the KGB, are all Oxbridge tutors now recruiting for Al Qaeda ? Can you tell because they don't drink sherry?

Google employee helped UK government switch from disastrous COVID-19 strategy, according to Dominic Cummings

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Re: Hang on

A) The cabinet are all businessmen and so only have the HP financial calculator - it doesn't have an exponent button.

B) Italy it is bad, but they are Italians, we are British so in Britain it will be NOT bad

C) Lockdown hurt profits, that patch of sand looks comfortable, mind if I stick my head in it ?

D) All of the above

Arm freezes hiring until Nvidia takeover, cancels everyone's 'wellbeing' allowance

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Re: Flim Flammery

Softbank overpaid for ARM because Softbank overpaid for everything, their 'business model' was to have infinite amounts of Saudi money to drive all competitors out of the market.

Turns out that they only had finite money, which they ran out

Microsoft: Behold, at some later date, the next generation of Windows

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Re: Cloudy future

And it will all be WinForms underneath, except for bits of the control panel you actually need which will be reassuringly NT4

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