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US slaps tariffs on countries that hit Big Tech with digital services taxes ... then pauses them immediately

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Re: About bl**dy time

>Starbucks didn't pay profit tax because they were paying too much in rent in the UK

Starbucks didn't pay profit tax because they were losing money on every cup having to buy $$$$ coffee beans from their Swiss subsidiary and pay Starbucks Brand Services (Bermuda) $$$$ for the rights to use the logo.

All perfectly reasonable

Hybrid working? Buckle in, there's no turning back as survey takers insist: You can't make us go back

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Re: Costs and being competitive

So why do you need a law?

Goodd employers that want to keep staff will have to have work from home anyway

It's obviously going to be full of so many exemptions that bad employers can force anyone back into to the office for 'security' or 'reasons'.

It's going to become an excuse for that one person to insist on working from home, then goes sick for 6months because their kitchen table wasn't ergonomic

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I thought HS2 was to link the throbbing industrial heartland of the west midlands to our customers in the Eu, via HS1 and the channel tunnel?

Massive tech-for-British-schoolkids cash pot up for grabs as UK education buyers prep £140m agreement

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None of this is going anywhere near kids.

It let's them spec a £££££ enterprise class router for each classroom and then charge ££££££ for supporting it while charging ££££££££ delivering a PowerPoint showing how they are dynamically enabling dynamics.

All for 10x the cost of a school employing some local bofh

It's funny how a Tory government all about market efficiency seems to always want some all encompassing national plan worthy of Stalinist tractor production. You would almost think that there was some ulterior motive to hand out govt cash

JBS Foods ransomware gang: White House 'engaging directly' with Russia about attack on massive meat producer

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Re: Even simpler explanation

It doesn't have to affect US supply at all, it doesn't even have to impact anybody outside Australia.

News Corp's mighty organ of truth and balance will run stories, people will panic buy, they will then run stories of empty shelves and shortages with pictures from a single store.

Their 'journalists' will run stories asking how Obama is doing this to turn everyone into vegan gay muslims

Stack Overflow acquired for $1.8bn by Prosus (no, me neither)

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Re: Hopefully they learnt from Freenode

>I make minimal to no money. Why haven't these companies thrown huge sums of cash at me yet?!

That's your problem. Can you lose money on a We-Work scale ?

UK Special Forces soldiers' personal data was floating around WhatsApp in a leaked Army spreadsheet

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Re: Several thoughts

It is for example vital information should you ever need to find the first name of a baby found in a handbag

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Re: Issue new service numbers?

I'm assuming that because of German Tank Problem you wouldn't give troops sequential numbers

So you could issue all soldiers with multiple serial numbers to confuse a statistically advanced enemy.

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Re: Several thoughts

> some left wing political correctness bull shit

Yes it's definitely the fault of the Eu, BBC, Obama and the LSE

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I thought the Army was the reference case for not attributing to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity

Surviving eclipse season and resurrecting 25-year-old software with Windows for Workgroups 3.11: One year with Mars Express

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some are working remotely.

Except for some poor grad student onboard to reboot I assumed all the Mars Express team are remote

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Re: Impressive...

So running reliably on Blackberries - that makes sense

South Korea's first fully indigenous rocket now on launch pad, ready for tests

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Erm why?

The US 'ban' on Korea building missiles?

S. Korea was on the US side in the MASH war, so it isn't a defeated Germany can't have fighter planes deal.

It's not like the US didn't want to upset relations with N. Korea

Although S. Korea was a military dictatorship until recently (1980s?) it was a very pro-America military dictatorship and hardly like to be a geo-political threat to the USA

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Re: From next to nothing to lunar orbiter in 2 years

Even his later rockets didn't really survive the trip, only a tiny crew module came back.

It's like a jet fighter where the pilot successfully ejects at the end of each flight rather than landing.

Took surprisingly long for a rocket to land properly - like Thunderbirds intended

Royal Yacht Britannia's successor to cost about 1 North of England NHS IT consultancy framework

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> Some people and countries are still impressed by this sort of thing.

Yes and all we need to do is find some 3rd world country are in the market for whatever Britain still exports (high-tech pharmaceuticals, complex financial instruments, royal wedding tea-towels), has a coastline, and would prefer a visit from white-mans-giant-canoe than a straight forward bribe.

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Re: Boriscarraldo

I managed to get "Fizcarraldo" as an internal project codename - I always felt it was the perfect movie representation of software development.

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Re: The Brexit Voyages of the Vital Spark

And the lower ranked Staines, still an ordinary Seaman ?

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Re: Cost per metre.

Metres? This is a British ship and will be built in Guineas per quarter furlong!

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Re: The Brexit Voyages of the Vital Spark

Is he related to Bates the ship's Master.?

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Re: Indyvote 2

>... that is if wee McKranky doesn't have her way....

She will be allowed to be towed behind in the; wee bonnie boat, like a bird on the wing,

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Not sure the NHS has the budget for a war anymore.

If you want a war you probably have to go private

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Re: Indyvote 2

Judging from the annual office/apartment refurbishment cost scandal I assumed civil service decor was made from crushed Faberge eggs

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Look Squirrel !

This is a Boris distraction announcement - if this is the best they can do, then either Cummings revelations aren't really that devastating, or they left the work placement kid in charge on friday afternoon.

The original royal yacht probably made sense. In 1952 it wasn't easy to get a Queen, a few 100 VIPs and their security to some small British Caribbean island and if you did the costs of hosting them would have been a huge drain on the local resources. Turning up with your own stage set and roadies made a lot of sense.

The idea that showing up in China with a yacht smaller than Bezos's backup boat is going to awe them into a trade deal isn't even Farage level idiocy.

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Re: hard to support

That's the problem.

We are hosting a trade delegation in your fair city, we have spurned the hotel chain with the name of your glorious leader in big gold letters and have brought our own sandwiches.

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Re: Indyvote 2

No but it has few places that can put down some civil service carpet and paint an existing ship red white and blue. Now all we need is to buy a used trawler cheap.

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Could be good PR

Park it next to some Russian oligarchs MegaYacht in Monaco and they will get the message about the relative strength and importance of Britain and decide where they can safely hide their money without worrying about a strong government.

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Re: Global warming

It will be powered by new magic Sovereignty (tm)

VC's paper claims cost of cloud is twice as much as running on-premises. Let's have a look at that

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Re: Cloud benefits

"Aah! I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favourite. You see, we lease this back from the company we sold it to, and that way, it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account."

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Re: About damn time

Yes that's the point.

If you have consistent needs for a fixed amount of infrastructure you build your own.

If you are growing quickly or have spiky demand you pay proportionally more for flexible cloud services

It's the reason your company probably doesn't run it's own airline or fleet of delivery trucks.

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Re: On-prem obviously cheaper than cloud hosting

Obligatory xkcd

Space junk damages International Space Station's robot arm

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>She's also a somewhat overbearing madam.

That's rather harsh miss

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>Why is any of this shit painted in the first place

You ever tried putting up wallpaper in zero gravity ?

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Re: Reg's standards have slipped again!

>Wales is an area, not a volume, you fool.

So the volume of a spherical wales is 4/3pi ?

Obviously the name of a pie 4/3 the size of Wales, and so the name of the el'reg massive volume unit, should be the Wigan

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Re: Zeroes

> the fact the FCC might have requirements becomes just irrelevant.

Unless you want to use US technology, sell to US customers, raise money from US investors, be listed on the US stock exchange or have any of your executives ever visit a US ally without being extraordinarily renditioned.

If you are China you can probably ignore the rules, if you are a smaller country than China you have to do what Washington says.

Need some chips? The Raspberry Pi Pico's RP2040 is heading to a channel near you

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Re: Expensive part

And with proper documentation, a reasonable expectation of continued supply and genuine parts rather than hoping that the next batch you get aren't re-labelled 555s

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Re: Expensive part

Cray 1, 80 Mflops, cost = unless sir has a nuclear weapons program sir can't buy it, but say $35M in todays money

Sony P5, 20TMFlops, $399 = 50MFlops/$

So close to Cray1 / $

(OK so Cray was 64bit double only and Sony is 20TF at FP32, but the Cray doesn't include the cost of a lot of programmers in brown corduroy with pipes)

NHS GP data grab: Royal College of General Practitioners urges health body to communicate better

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Re: Right to opt out

>How does the 80 year old with no internet access fit into this model and how do they even know this is happening?

The doctor will write to them, in doctor's handwriting explaining the options to them in latin.

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Thank goodness, at least you know you want get a knock on the door out of hours.

I quite like the idea of a Stasi that are only available 10-4 and have a 2 year waiting list for interrogating you and don't do house calls

Silicon foundries surge to new revenue records, but Texas cold snap sent Samsung backwards

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Re: Drought in Taiwan

That's the problem with locating your fabs in 3rd World locations

Any betting on who gets the hurricane or disgruntled-employee-with-AR15 first ?

Xiaomi touts Hypercharge 200W charging tech, claims 4,000mAh battery goes from 0 to full in 480 seconds

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Re: Is this really useful for anyone?

Numbers sell phones

Numbers users understand: Camera megapixies, big = good, Charging time, small = good.

Other numbers are for the sort of nerds who agonize about specs and then buy Google/Apple

AMD teases '3D V-Cache' tech that stacks cores and SRAM, delivers 15% boost to today's Ryzen CPUs

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Re: rDNA in yer arm

No you have it wrong, it's intel that goes inside.

You wear a bracelet of copper AMD chips to ward off pixies and cure rheumatism

The righteous armor of Nvidia graphics cards is traditionally worn by paladins to deflect girlfriends

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re: Looking past the marketing spiel - where is Intel on this?

Intel's new CEO have announced that their new share buy-back scheme will be implemented under a new Rule 483 Part B clause which reduces tax-withholding in off-shore accounts by 15 bpp !

This was made possible by replacing all their semiconductor engineers with world class MBAs

Twitter given three weeks to comply with Indian content code

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Re: Dorothy you are not in Kansas anymore

Yes the techniques that work equally well in most former colonies

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Re: Dorothy you are not in Kansas anymore

>If you want to operate your business in a country, you must follow their laws

Or just hire a couple of the Prime Minister/President/Grand Vizier's children as advisors

Then remember to have a big unveiling of the new HQ dedicated to the wise beneficence of the current great leader.

ps. If you are a major European organisation and the great leader in question wears a uniform with too many medals and has penchant for throwing opposition leaders out of helicopters you may have to plant some ivy in front of the the plaque commemorating this event.

The server is down, money is not being made, and you want me to fix what?

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Re: What kind of idiot do you think I am?

> if you have to insert a new step without renumbering everything

There are an infinite number of real numbers between any two integers, and indeed between any two real numbers.

And I can prove it

And I will in the middle of a meeting

NASA to return to the Moon by 2024. One problem with that, says watchdog: All of it

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Re: Better to take your time than kill people

The Challenger disaster happened because there were O rings joining together bits of rocket

There were joints in the rockets because they had to be shipped from landlocked Utah

They were built in Utah instead of Texas because Texas already had mission control. But Utah didn't get any Nasa spending and so wouldn't vote for the Shuttle budget.

Houston has mission control because in the Apollo era it didn't have industry that could be used in Apollo but needed some Nasa spending to get Texas to vote for Apollo.

Fortunately all that has changed today with the Senate Launch System which is made in 33 states

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Re: I remember

Can you imagine the "One small step ..." speech written by Trump ?

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Re: OAIP

If you dropped a pig from orbit could you cook it at the same time ?

Big Tech has a big problem with Florida passing a law that protects politicians from web moderation

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I was always suspicious that the Gay Wedding Cake case was a Republican stalking horse.

1, Fund the case against the baker and get a ruling that anyone discriminating against a customer gets a huge fine.

2, Get a list of Muslim owned business and demand that they make a T-shirt with Muhammad on it, when they refuse fine them out of business

3, Book every synagogue function room for your Hitler's birthday celebration. Similar..

Repeat for every group you don't like

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Re: Health Warning?

Sounds like a good idea, similar warnings on all premises have stopped Californians dying of cancer

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