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UK urged to choo-choo-choose hydrogen-powered trains in pursuit of carbon-neutral economic growth

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Re: I wondered the same thing

>With costs like that, hydrogen might actually save money.

Yes because while massive costs overruns on extending existing technology a few miles are inevitable - projects to install entirely new technology on a national scale always come in well under budget

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Nuclear powered trains are easy - just put the spicy rocks in the firebox instead of coal and use the same Great British steam train technology.

>Oddly the Thunderbirds themselves appeared to be decidedly carbon un-neutral.

That's why they had to operate from Tracy island - outside the IPCC control

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Re: re. You'd have to find somewhere to put bloody big tanks if you want long range.

>put the bloody big tanks BEHIND the front unit (aka loco),

Or put them at the back of the train and then they could be jettisoned as they are emptied

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Perhaps in some sort of horizontal cylindrical pressure vessel on the front of the locomotive ?

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You don't need any of this new fangled windmill technology.

Just a simple sail on the top of the train and the Flying Scotsman clipper express can swoop up to Aberdeen on the winter gales (returning in spring)

Admittedly tacking is trickier on rails - but I'm more a big picture innovative creative Ted-talk type, I'll let the minions deal with details.

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Re: Rural...

Haven't we had the solution since our parents were little? Electrify the rails and just have a giant national transformer with a big red speed knob somewhere like crewe

Treaty of Roam finally in ashes: O2 cracks, joins rivals, adds data roaming charges for heavy users in EU

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Re: Really don't care

So you do what everyone else in 3rd world newly sovereign countries do and have a dual sim phone and a data-only local PAYG package

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Yes, but Chardonnay is a bit "european" - she will have to be renamed Lucozade

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Re: If it's not on the side of a bus...

There was no bus, we've always been at war with EuroMarket,

Chromebook boom won’t outlive COVID-19 pandemic, says IDC

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But your school has to use iPads. If they had chomebooks your kids would be no better than the ones on the council estate

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It depends, do you use your laptop mostly for web browsing, watching youtube and a bit of office365 / google docs?

Or is it mostly used for CUDA based protein folding model development and doing the visual effects for your new 4k blockbuster, like all the people sitting in the window in Starbucks - then of course you need a 'real' laptop

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Re: Well duh

My expensive research report is also forecasting a drop in mask sales in 2022.

In South Korea the new normal future of work is ... a 52-hour work week! (Down from 68)

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Unfortunately this is SE Asia so they all wore masks and isolated instead of going to rallies to scream about conspiracy theories

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The quality of the work rarely matters.

If you are a HR middle manager at Hyundai the quality of your minions work doesn't exactly sway the share price. But showing a busy office of drones all working at 10pm to your bosses - shows what an effective manager you are.

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Don't you oppress me !

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Well if you're going to insist that men can't have babies Reg

Advert for coronavirus 'destroying' air 'purifier' exterminated by UK watchdog

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>hey look like a polished turd and are about as useful.

How do you know? Perhaps their chakras would be far worse aligned without them

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Re: Its easy

Well all the cloth masks we've been wearing for the last year have all been thoroughly tested.

I know I helped my nan set up an ISO13485 compliant QMS for the ones she made for her church group

USA's efforts to stop relying on Russian-built rocket engines derailed by issues with Blue Origin's BE-4

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Re: Bezos Billions

Or Blue could 'invest' in politicians and get all other competitors blocked for national security etc and have a monopoly

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Re: Capitlaism

The original proposal late 90s was a ligthweight "conventional" 6m mirror be launched by an Ariane5 in an enlarged fairing.

Politics in the early 2000s meant it couldn't be launched on a cheese eating surrender monkey rocket - and no patriot rocket was big enough, hence the crazy folding design.

That burned so much time/money they needed foreign partners and ESO contributed the Ariane5 launch.

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Re: Wrong development target

The federal govt also famously refuses to do NRE contracts, which is why you get those stories of $300 hammers or $3000 toilet seats - you have to fold all the devlopement costs into the first order and then hopefully drop the price to real costs on subsequent ones.

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Re: Capitlaism

>While NASA doesn't mind launching on foreign rockets if they get the job done (e.g., James Webb is going up on an Ariane V),

It most certainly does (or at least its chums at ULA do) the whole design and 10 year delay of JWST was to avoid an Ariane launch, it was only the irony that this caused them to run out of money.

Entire nations satellite industries are built on the USA not allowing launches of US built commercial payloads, forcing them to go home grown. ULA even blocked sea launch on the basis that sailing 12 miles offshore to launch was an "export"

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Capitlaism

They use the Russian engines because they're cheaper

Why not just have the Russians launch your payload?

Surely insisting that your own industry build them instead of letting the market decide is communism?

"Demand Russian Rockets to Fight Communism" - too long of a slogan to fit on a hat ?

'Set it and forget it' attitude to open-source software has become a major security problem, says Veracode

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>doesn't matter what OS or application it is

Except a Linux open source application is more likely to link to a system shared library which will get security updates.

How often do you go through all the closed source commercial apps on windows to check what static libs they were built with and what vulnerabilites those have ?

Campaigners warn of an 'algorithm-driven censorship' future if UK Online Safety Bill gets through Parliament

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Re: An old joke

By letter, nationally ? in a security way ?

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Re: An old joke

But nobody knows what the Chinese secret service is called - isn't that sinister?

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Re: End of internet for all

In economics it's known as "Bootlegger and Baptist" the people most vocally campaigning for stricter laws aren't the do-gooders, it's the criminals that benefit from the demand and the police removing the

competition.

It's why giant car companies campaign for stricter safety and emissions rules.

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An old joke

A women is handing out blank sheets of paper in Red Square

The KGB arrest her for sedition

But the paper was blank says one, - yes but we know what she meant

Pub landlords on notice as 'Internet of Beer' firm not only pulls pints, but can also clean the lines

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Re: draft beer line cleaning process

It's a problem. After 8 rounds and comments the committee tends to slur a little and forget what they were doing - and for some reason acquire a traffic cone

Post-lunch snooze plans dashed as the UK tests its Emergency Alerts... again

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Re: Easy Opt-out...

And the others would be posting pictures

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Re: "Every compatible mobile phone or tablet in range of a mast ..."

So you probably don't follow the glorious leader's twitter/instagram/onlyfans feed ?

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Yes but then you don't get the "chemical plant a mile away just had a leak" warnings if you turn off the "divorced dad didn't return kid on time, 1000mi away but adminstratively in the same region" alarms

Give umpteen layers of government a big red button and they will over use it.

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Re: "Every compatible mobile phone or tablet in range of a mast ..."

> rather let us debate why should they be excluded if emergency alerts

Because you aren't worth marketing to

I'm assuming emergency alerts will soon be sponsored by Amazon

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Re: First I've heard of this

Emergency Alert - you are in Reading

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Re: "Every compatible mobile phone or tablet in range of a mast ..."

Almost nobody that matters is on a 2G/3G phone.

UK health secretary Matt Hancock follows delay to GP data grab with campaign called 'Data saves lives'

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Re: Fix the existing problems before making a profit

So to allow the Scottish and English and Welsh NHS to help the same patient we need Edward I ?

It's going to be chaos if we ever need to share railways, or electricity distribution or internet

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Re: Fix the existing problems before making a profit

if only there was some way to ensure that a Health Service could cooperate across an entire Nation? Perhaps some sort of central authority, a National health service if you like.

Of course if you wanted to be able to quietly sell it off eventually it would make sense to split it into different competing regions / hospitals / trusts

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That's the sort of data we need to protect.

In fact it should probably be classified, national security, need to know, and all that

Now that China has all but banned cryptocurrencies, GPU prices are falling like Bitcoin

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China bad

>the currencies have no inherent value and can be manipulated, making them a poor investment.

So is that wrong then ?

Does this mean that patriotic Americans should own BTC ?

Updating in production, like a boss

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Not going into the politics of what lower vs uppercase would mean.

As a physicist I probably identify as 0x27

UK gets glowing salute from Bezos-backed General Fusion: Nuclear energy company to build plant in Oxfordshire

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Re: Hang on

> If you're going to build a new fusion experiment, this is always going to be among the first choices for location

Mainly because of the 50-100years it would take to get planning permission to build a fusion reactor anywhere new.

That was the main difficulty in building ITER. Finding a nuclear nation that isn't a close ally/enemy of any of the other partners. The French are unique in both having nuclear weapons and being equally 'trusted' by all sides

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Re: Another piece of British ingenuity being sold off to the highest bidder?

The Canadian alternative to the Soviet токамак ?

Hubble Space Telescope sails serenely on in safe mode after efforts to switch to backup memory modules fail

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Re: This is starting to look bad

>they point it back home let it burn up in the atmosphere

There is no fuel to 'point it back home', there was a plan to add a de-orbit motor but the shuttle got cancelled.

>so that it doesn't add to the ever growing "pile" of space junk

Don't worry it won't.

Do worry that 2tonnes of solid mirror etc will reach the ground.

The orbit only reaches the tip of Florida so most of the USA is safe - you only need to worry if you live in the tropics.

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>Divine intervention is a legacy technology long depreciated by most modern units of intelligence.

Or you're just living in a unit-test universe

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Re: Power Off

Then you launch the GSB (giant space boot) to give it a kick

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Re: And shut the door on your way out ...

>anchored himself to HST so that he could put more force on the door using his shoulder:

NASA needs a space blowtorch, space breaker bar, space spare bit of scaffold pole, space impact wrench and space swearing

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Re: This is starting to look bad

>Capitalisation implies deification

Not writing the word at all implies deification, although the way things are going over here getting stoned for saying 'Science' is looking increasingly likely

India’s IT lobby lashes forecast of automation-induced jobs bloodbath

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>Automation in customer service sector should be banned until it offers a human level of service and is fit for purpose.

You think we could make an AI capable of articulating "read the fsckign manual" and "computer says no" ?

'Lots of failed startups came out of Campus': Google axes London hub because startup scene 'doesn't need' another 7 floors of workspace

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Re: Never overheard such hyperbole in my life

I couldn't understand our local equivalent - think Silicon Valley meets Tellytubbies

Then I heard a business podcast about how they're are basically the C21 equivalent of a nightclub.

Nobody is there to start a successful company, there are a few trust-fund/credit-card funded 'founders' dreaming. A lot of marketing/management-consultant sharks trying to hook up with them and a large number of attractive boys/girls/etc hoping to 'market' themselves to the next Zuckerberg.

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Re: Accelerators

Simple guide: success is inversely proportional to style.

Central London location with a rent only google can afford, artisanal coffee machines, motorized standing desks, and motivational meditation rooms = fscked

Some cheap cubical farm space you share, with somebody taking care of internet and electricity, with perhaps a receptionist to handle deliveries and a meeting room in case we ever get customers = a chance.

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