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Joint European Torus more than doubles fusion record with 59 megajoules

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Re: More megajoules

An ideal industrial explosive generates gas with as little heat as possible

A big problem, especially underground, is the toxic chemicals produced by stuff being burned by explosives - you have to go to great lengths to avoid any plastics around a blast.

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Coat

And at the same time as Linux on the desktop

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Re: More megajoules

And the rate with which it generates the gas, the rather wonderful term "brisance"

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Re: use of fusion

>But kinda fun to re-imagine Mad Max and other post-apocalyptic tales in an EV future.

Given petrol's rather short shelf life Mad-Max would have to be using diesel, or perhaps bicycles.

Somehow Mr Max on a 1.2L diesel VW Polo or a Dutch old-lady bike doesn't quite compute

Chip shortages, sure, but it's a good time to be a silicon wafer maker

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Re: Wafers

You do know that Newport Wafer Fab don't fabricate wafers ?

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The money wasn't promised for a Fab, it was mostly rebranding existing academic funding.

It was going to be matched (allegedly) by untold Billions in private sector investment to actually build stuff.

Even the Eu sometimes does sneaky government PR spin

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Re: Staggering scale

But only 0.438 milliWales

5G masts will be strapped to lampposts and traffic lights – once £4m project figures out who owns them

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Eat more babies

Jonathan Swift

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Pint

Re: 5G is no more harmful than 4G LTE

Leeches?

Luxury, if us wor poorly we had to gu t'NHS

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Re: 5G mind control needs a few patches

>5G mind control doesn't seem to work very well.

So further proof that it is Gates/windows !

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Re: "Modernising the way local authorities and operators work together"

>The GIS system and reality don't match.

They never match.

It's like as-built drawings never match the thing built

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I thought it was a little subtle.

I dropped an Aliens reference into a meeting and got blank looks from the Gen-whatever whippersnappers

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Re: only available from HMSO in person

Unless they are all at a party

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Re: That's all very well

There is a new system called Large Area Mobile Broadband (LAMB) which will equip sheep with backpack transmitters allowing them to roam the countryside bringing internet to the yokels.

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Never thought of Ozzie as representing the mind of Birmingham before..

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Well if these idiots are being controlled by microchips it seems pretty obvious that they are running Windows. Look at how many new version the vaccine has needed, now talking about it needing annual upgrades.

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Re: How much money?

>How much rental can I charge for installing one on our roof?

About 0.00001% of the cost of getting planning permission, getting the CAA, OfCom, the CoE, the village in bloom committee and the Chancellor of the Dutchy of Arbroath's gamekeepers tea-masher's mate to approve it.

Getting a structural engineering report, a new telecom certified electrical supply, a separate meter because the 50W it uses is taxed at a different rate (actually the same % but calculated in a different way) and a determination if this means your cat now comes under IR35

You also need a copy of the report about how the government is dynamically thrusting toward a new next-generation cloud based high-tech utopia of skills based on Internet of things (only available from HMSO in person)

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The streetlight sites are for city centers.

You need lots of cells because a bazzillion punters walking down Oxford st all need to: appear to themselves every day, On TikTok.To make sure they're still real. It's the only connection they feel.

Then having micro cells every 10m helps and it's slightly inconvenient to knock down every building in central London to put up custom large masts.

Don't worry about the lights outside kid's bedroom, worry about what they are listening to on their infernal transistor radios playing the devils music (swanee kazoo)

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Re: 5G is no more harmful than 4G LTE

>Yes, but black is more sinister...

A career in the home office awaits you

Car radios crashed by station broadcasting images with no file extension

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Re: GIGO for the goddesses sake!

0% of the blame to the radio station but perhaps some to the vendor of their broadcast software.

Not sure I would blame a local NPR station for not auditing their software purchase for compliance with RDS standard 3.14159 part II, section 2.718 sub 0

You should read Section 8 of the Unix User's Manual

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Re: Remember O'Reilly & Assoc books?

> ORA book on Sendmail was a godsend to a young ... sysadmin.

Sounds like child abuse

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Re: % in email addresses?

Only properly impressive if the route was shown a hop at a time with red dotted lines on a giant video wall map.

Securing open-source code isn't going to be cheap

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Re: It's not an open source problem - you forgot only

>Security is both a closed source and an open source problem.

Although the open source, I'll just pull in random library to do X rather than write something = because it's free, might lead to a bunch more vulnerabilities.

UK, US, Australia issue joint advisory: Ransomware on the loose, critical national infrastructure affected

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Obviously

We must ban encryption.

EU directs €11bn toward European Chips Act to build homegrown semiconductor industry

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Re: You don’t understand?

Not anti-Eu, just saying that Europe in the 1950s wasn't exactly a bunch of social democrats all busy organising Black history month and promoting LGBTQQIP2SAA pride.

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Re: You don’t understand?

The council of Europe had more members depending how you count. But the Germans didnt want Saarland included (it had been given to France after WW2), they eventually ended up with 13 and the Italians didn't want an unlucky number so it became a symbolic 12

There is a less fun story of the link to the virgin Mary 12 gold stars / blue. The original proposals had been for crosses because some of the founders where committed to a Christian Europe (having got rid of the Jews, there were very few Muslims and we can soon remove the commies). Its worth remembering that the fascists didn't all disappear in 1945

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Re: And thanks to Brexit

Good job that British universities won't be involved in researching what happens at 1nm and how to solve it.

There is no point in doing the research because we can just read the Dutch/German research and use it in our own cutting edge fabs, built by all the semiconductor experts we have trained

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Because it still costs $$$$ to build a last generation fab

By the time the fab is running in 3-4years there may well be a glut of these parts.

The parts you are making (power electronics, low cost micro-controllers) have a profit margin of 0.0% so you are going to be shipping the wafers to SE Asia for dicing and packaging and making into products - so no strategic advantage to European customers in the next trade disruption.

HMRC: Contractors, don't worry about IR35 reforms in private sector 'cos it all went so well in public sector

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Re: UK Employment rate - More or Less (BBC Radio 4)

In the good old days if 4million unemployed they just 'seasonally adjusted' it to under 4M every month

D-Wave to go public after $1.2 billion merger deal with SPAC

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Re: Probability

"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers"

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Re: You invest in a SPAC that merges with a company developing quantum computing

Only if you don't look in the box

To our total surprise, Apple makes adding alternative payment systems to apps 'painful, expensive, clunky'

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Re: Oligopolies are hard to regulate

>Microsoft doesn't care which apps are run on a windows desktop system, in the end the user is responsible for what happens.

They did before they were visited by the Justice Dept carrying a big stick.

They had limits on the number of internet connections you could have before you had to buy the server version.

The licence terms for their SDK banned you from writing anything that competed with Office

They had a business model of simply copying competitors, waiting for them to go bust and then paying a $<1M settlement

Labour reminds UK.gov that it's supposed to be reforming the Computer Misuse Act

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Re: "the odds of being taken to court under the act are vanishingly low"

>The odds of being taken to court under the Computer Misuse Act have always been vanishingly low.

Unless you upset the government.

There are lots of laws that were only going to be used against terrorists / organised crime / international drug dealers - that got conveniently dragged out when you needed to threaten a journalist

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Re: Ha

You would want to take over now?

Arm's $66bn sale to Nvidia is off: Deal collapses after world's competition regulators raise concerns

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Re: Worthless?

Silly communists. Over here in hyper-efficient free-market capitalist Canada we don't allow any foreign investment in telecoms, airlines, etc

For unknown reasons we have a local 2 player monopoly in telecoms and airlines and the highest prices in the world

Chip supply problems might mean Wi-Fi 6E is skipped over for Wi-Fi 7, says analyst

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How will you feel sending email in 2022 using 2021 era WiFi ?

US House passes bill to boost chip manufacturing and R&D

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>Spend the $52b on housing the homeless instead.

Haven't read the bill (nobody does)

But generally only 50% of the headline figure will ever be handed over (eg it's over 10years, subject to the next president reconciliation etc)

Then 50% will be kickbacks "other vital investments" of interest to the senators supporting it. So it will go on college sports stadiums, farmers/miners/modern dance studios/whatever the committee member from NoWheresville needs to agree to sign up.

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Re: 12 %

But, I suspect, more that 5% of the global demand

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Re: GM

>ONLY purchase military and NASA hardware that is 100% made in the USA

Which will cost 10-100x as much because the suppliers will "cooperate" to be the only supplier of eahc aprt.

And you will have no export market because all your foreign customers will demand that a % is built there. So your costs will go up again.

And of course you can't use any foreign equipment/designs so no ASML lithography kit or ARM cpu cores.

North Korea is certainly one economic model, but perhaps not one to emulate ?

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Re: EU Competition?

>like what we got in the UK, Hmmmm?

Happy Fish ?

UK science stuck in 'holding pattern' on EU funding by Brexit, says minister

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Re: Why do British universities think they're still entitled to EU funding?

>"Brexit is a process,"

Thank god, can somebody do

#sudo killall Brexit

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Re: Why do British universities think they're still entitled to EU funding?

Brexit isn't the destination. Real brexit is the friends we made along the way

Photon fantastic: James Webb Space Telescope spies its first starlight

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Re: Fake...

>Isn't it true though that some of the famous Hubble images were coloured to make them look that bit more impressive, rather than to add scientific value?

The press release / coffee-table calender shots yes.

BUT the data was still taken in multiple bands for science and is analysed a channel at a time = ie in greyscale.

The colors chosen for to represent each measured band for pretty picture s are chosen to look nice and not necessarily to match the actual wavelengths the data was taken in - so in that sense they are artistic impressions

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Re: Alignment odds

At launch they are probably driven onto fixed stops at one end if the adjustment range so vibration doesn't damage the mechanism. Don't know just what I would do

US carriers want to junk three times more Chinese comms kit than planned

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Or will get special exemptions for their kit, serving rural area, too disruptive to remove, environmental concerns etc

And then will use the money for stock buy backs or bonuses

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Re: Budget shortfall

The original number was made up to sound big enough that this was a serious problem that would get you on the news talking about how something had to be done - but not too big that the other party would block it.

Then you ask the industry how much free money they would like and are shocked when it's higher

To err is human. To really tmux things up requires an engineer

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Re: Step outside

Well it's called the recycle bin because that's where you put stuff you want to reuse later

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Re: Here's Johnny...

Ah yes the old 'set debug=angry mob with pitch forks"'

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