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Huawei UK board members resign over silence on Ukraine invasion

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Re: Thank you for your service. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

This isn't a classic amfM1 post.

Either somebody is posting manually, it's been hacked, or has achieved sentience but not an appropriate el'reg level of sarcasm

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Re: Feather Nesting is No Solution for Real Problems which are Growing Almightily

Or put them in the House of Lords !

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>Unless it offers an advantage to Huawei, then i do not understand why such people are in post on the board

Because the Chinese are communists who think Britain is run by corrupt network of upper class twits doing favours for each other and all you have to do it be a chum of somebody in government and you can get anything approved.

They just forgot that the UK is also America's lapdog.

Where are the (serious) Russian cyberattacks?

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Re: Nobody knows what they have

Back in the day, before any of you iPhone users were born, the CIA did something similar to the USSR.

They released stories that they had "hacked" chips begin sold to the USSR to cause various pipeline explosions. It wasn't true of course - it's hard to hide a rootkit in a 8008.

The USSR would deny it, Gulag some 'counter-revolutionary saboteur' maintenance worker and get ultra-paranoid about their entire infrastructure - which was the whole point of the exercise. And the US would do a "you might think so, I cannot possibly comment".

So tomorrow when a seized Aeroflot Airbus that has had no proper maintenance falls out of the sky - are the Russians going to blame their own incompetence or point at western backed cyber-attacks that we have all been proclaiming ?

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Re: So much wrong with this.

>A defaced ATM machine or gas pump has yet to stop a tank

No but an exploded gas pipeline or oil refinery does.

The real danger is that a genuine accident gets blamed on a US cyberattack/

Do you want to admit to Putin that you had been skimming money from maintenance for years when you can be the heroic patriotic victim of an attack by the evil capitalists ?

Ukraine invasion: We should consider internet sanctions, says ICANN ex-CEO

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Re: Huge problem

It's also a nice cash grab. You have to pay the UK registrar for a .co.uk address why shouldn't they also charge you for your .com address for UK users? Especially when it's advertised as "sovereignty" and "protecting children online"

A future Trump might threaten to cut Europe from ICANN over some trade dispute so the EU is going to need its own system and force all companies doing business there to pay for a .eu address.

It's going to be like back in the 80/90s when 3rd world countries made $$ from connection charges for telephone calls from rich countries and you had all those callback services. You're going to need VPN to email home to India or Philippines.

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Re: its over

So why isn't China cut of from the internet for its general naughtiness? The UK and USA for their ironically internet dossier enabled invasion of Iraq ? Saudi Arabia for its invasion of Yemen etc etc.

If ICANN is just another US government power then cutting off Russia is fine, as is ignoring activities of its allies. But it's then no longer AN internet. China will have their own separate system, Russia will join that along with any 3rd world countries that what Chinese investment.

So we'll gave 2 Internets and which site Google.com will resolve to will depend on who the provider you connect to buys their chips from.

Sony Interactive Entertainment pulls PlayStation from Russia

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Re: In a word....PR!

It's also a small market with, currently, no ability to pay in hard currency and Sony have a shortage of systems to sell for full retail in the USA and Eu.

Russia mulls making software piracy legal and patent licensing compulsory

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Re: Bad move

Just meant that this was a blatant political move to make the President look tough and paper over problems at home.

It wasn't justified by the military threat of a Ukraine that could launch WMDs in 45 minutes at a capital city 4000km away

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Re: Fantastic! Russia, you go for it...

They also just destroyed any chance of there being a Russian software industry.

Ban foreign software and you promote internal use of open source or the writing of native alternatives.

Just allow everyone to pirate Windows and there is no local software, no innovation, no future trade with Russian software companies but a brain drain of Russian programmers as soon as they can travel.

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Re: Russia is considering

>Russia and Russians are already fucked, and will remain fucked for a VERY long time

I suspect Belarus is even more fucked.

Short term it is going to have an army of unpaid and unfed Russian troops camped in it.

Medium term Russia is going to asset strip it of food and materials they can't get from the west.

Longer term we are going to get back into trade with Russia as soon as possible, we need their commodities, they need our money. Nobody needs to trade with Belarus and nobody will want to spend the political capital to trade with an enemy. Europe isn't going to be welcoming starving Belarusian refugees.

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Re: Bad move

And Ukraine didn't even have WMDs

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They'll have to answer to...

ORACLE !

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It's probably annoying for Chinese generals.

Their two enemies, one is too strong and is unlikely to fight a land war with you, the other looks like it could be taken by a Grannie doing tai-chi

Rate of autonomous vehicle safety improvement slowing – research

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Re: "progress seen in the miles per disengagement metric has slowed"

Or the way we teach people to drive around cones in a parking lot, test them in a quiet suburban street and then let them drive on the freeway. Of course we can't teach them on the freeway because it would be dangerous to let learners drive in freeway traffic

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Re: Will never work

More that no BMW/Mercedes/Audi driver in Germany is going to let the autonomous mode stick to the speed limit while he is being overtaken by manually controlled speeding "lesser vehicles"

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Will never work

The autonomous cars will presumably stick rigidly to speed limits

GlobalFoundries' new silicon photonics tech gets big buy-in

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Re: Physics baby

And you have the advantage that when you switch a laser source at high speed the emc induces a signal in every other wire in the building - a huge saving in network cable

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Physics baby

A signal travels along a matched pair cable at 99.odd % of the spread of light, it travels along a fiber at 1/1.56 of the speed of light - bring back twinax

Cloudflare, Akamai: Why we're not pulling out of Russia

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Re: The Mother of all Bombs

It was intended to stabilize Saudi Arabia, they are the neoconservative ally in the middle east.

An autocrat regime that relies on you buying their oil and then spends those dollars in the USA. And importantly stamps down on any democracy movements.

Will this Mobileye IPO fund Intel's comeback plan?

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Vapourware ?

It seemed Mobileye released lots of press releases while Tesla released a (almost) self driving car.

Haven't been following them recently but do Mobileye have anything beyond PowerPoint ?

Amazon pressed to be more transparent about tax

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Their tax payments are transparent

So transparent you can't even see them

Russia acknowledges sanctions could hurt its tech companies

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Re: So....

>That would have been a serious chunk out of some oligarch's pockets.

It's a serious chunk of Ireland's GDP.

The leasing companies are all Irish for 'cough' tax-reasons. No way are they getting those planes back, certainly not in a saleable condition

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Re: time-warped back to the soviet era

There could possibly have been more strategic planning for introducing a collapsed USSR back into the world, more a Martial Plan than a Versaille treaty land grab.

Instead we were more concerned about job losses in our defence sector and what commission we could make on helping oligarchs funnel their money into real estate.

Ironically the only person with a grand plan for economic cooperation was Shroder, who ended up just making Germany dependant on Russian gas.

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Re: subsidies/tax-breaks

>The elephant in the room is that Putin is only kept in power by his wealthy oligarchical cronies.

How Unlike the Home Life of Our Own Dear QueenPresident

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subsidies/tax-breaks

Does that mean they are now definitely not communists any more ?

Global consultancies quit Russia

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It used to be how we destroyed 3rd world countries by sending these guys in, wearing IMF suits.

Deutsche Bank seeks options as sanctions threaten Russian dev unit

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So London then ?

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Re: One of their customers

To be honest the whole German banking system has a bad reputation.

There are lots of hardworking German savers who put the money in the bank, the banks all want to play at doing Wall St stuff like London does, so you get tiny local banks suddenly being invited to play poker with the big boys. Somehow it all gets funnelled through DB.

Germany's financial regulator also has a very lenient attitude to German banks - if they are doing stuff with foreigners that's an export and anything to do with exports must be supported at all costs.

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>That's all his own hair

It was, now it's collateral on a loan some Russians

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Re: Slightly related note

>Wait, really? So MCAS was possibly not an accident?

MCAS was made by Raytheon. Of course that just moves the conspiracy up a level

>Bad jokes aside, WTF? Why on Earth would you outsource to a nation with which your home country has at best an uncomfortable relation with?

1, It's cheap

2, Countries require you to build a certain proportion there to get favorable import duties

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Perhaps they just have 1500devs filling in TPS reports

Switzerland's SWIFT data centre under guard after Russian banks excluded

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Re: They didn't already have guards?

They manwoman the deposit counters

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Re: They didn't already have guards?

No they don't need guards - they normally rely on helpful customer service to anyone with an army

BBC points Russians to the Tor version of itself

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Re: The nuke power station attack was not accidental

You think Russian command and control is that effective at this point?

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Depends whether the "Modern" governments are more worried about being in the position of Russia or Ukraine.

Volcano 'shredded' submarine cable, vastly complicating repair job

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Re: Turbidity currents

No, Cthulhu is responsible for the Internet working

Nvidia, Apple noticeably absent from Intel-led chiplet interconnect collaboration

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I meant they might supply M1 cores to NVidia to use in NVidia's supercomputer/cloud GPUs

It doesn't compete with Apple's products and it gives them extra volume to justify more R&D by Apple and TSMC.

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Apple only make chips for their own computers now.

They aren't going to making SoCs for Samsung or selling M1 cpu Dell laptops

But they don't have a cloud business so a deal with NVidia to put an M1 on a GPU for machine learning in the cloud could work for everyone.

Except at the moment I suspect Apple can use all the chips TSMC can build

OneWeb drops launches from Russia's Baikonur spaceport

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Re: (eventual) refund?

They are likely to be at the back of a long queue.

There are a lot of leased Airbuses in Russia that the Irish companies aren't getting back.

There are also going to be a lot of knock off spare parts on the open market as a lot of Russian Del-Boys strip everything movable from every bit of kit.

The zero-password future can't come soon enough

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That's why people share passwords

My password for the account I have to create to download a BIOS update is going to be "password".

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Re: fingerprint

>That’s a myth. It’s never happened.

Yet....

Remember this law wasn't going to be used to intimidate partners of people foreign governments were currently mad at.

We weren't going to have the secret police smashing computers at newspaper offices either

Details of '120,000 Russian soldiers' leaked by Ukrainian media

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Re: In other news

So to get Facebook and Instagram cut off in my country I just have to invade a neighbour ?

Anybody got a tank I can borrow and which way is Belgium ?

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Re: The best way to eliminate an enemy is to make them a friend.

Ukraine, along with Belarus and a fair bit of western Russia is a former province of the Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth

England is a former province of the Dutchy of Normandy

New flashpoint: US may ask Chinese tech firms to bin Russia

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Re: rail cargo shipments from China to Europe, through Russia

Europe is still importing gas. As Russia gets more desperate for hard currency and less able to say no to China then rates on the run might actually drop

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Re: re: Territorial integrity

Yes it was a rather clumsy analogy that a place can gradually go from a foreign country through various degrees of colony status until its people finally become part of your country and nobody can remember when it wasn't

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Charles my boy, how's it going at the foreign office?

We've finished painting the west side and we start the front on Monday

So no chance of a job inside?

No sorry father, far too dim

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