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Yale finance director stole $40m in computers to resell on the sly

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Re: Justice?

>very embarrassing for an Ivy League university that has a business school churning out MBAs.

If she had done this the clever way, redirecting all the orders through a company her partner owns and marking stuff up 200% 'cos it's enterprise grade' then regularly retiring kit, selling it for pennies to another company her partner owns and replacing it.

If she had done this properly she would be getting donation requests and being put on committees

SPAC sponsors could soon be held liable for over-hyping to investors

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Re: WTAF

Why would you be stupid enough to give your money to a venture capital fund with no idea what they are going to invest in? Those poor people who backed Sequoia and A16Z and Kleiner-Perkins must be dumb.

Fortunately the SEC only allows rich people to invest in VC funds because its job is to protect poor stupid people.

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Some balance

There is a bandwagon and most of the people jumping on it are crooks, same could be said for selling shares in these new-fangled joint stock companies which allow the 'investors' to walk away with no liability !

But doing a traditional IPO is also a pain in the posterior. You find a merchant bank that will take 5-8% of your company as a fee and another 20-30% of your company that will be sold at a steep discount to their chums. You then spend a year tarting yourself around investors instead of building your business. Every little thing you say in this year, to anybody, is going to be jumped on later by some lawyer to either get part of your company if it does well, or to get money back if it doesn't.

On the IPO day, if you are lucky, the price zooms up beyond what your bank (that took 5+% to advise you) estimated, and all their chums cash out - you are locked in until all the excitement is over. At the end of the day, if you are lucky, the bank will make 2x what the founders make.

The SPAC alternative from your point of view is that a man turns up at your door with a very large cheque and you have a free choice.

The post-SPAC alternative is that a man from Google/Facebook/Samsung turns up with a smaller cheque and a threat to buy a competitor and put you out of business if you don't accept.

For an investor, you have the choice to give Mark Cuban your $$$$ in the hope that they will make a good investment, without you knowing what it is. Investing in an IPO you are hoping that you can buy in from the insider bank selling, and make a profit !

Electric Vehicle DC charging tripped by a wireless hack

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Re: Yes another possibility...

So far it seems Tesla software security is pretty good (unlike their ability to detect tunnels painted on walls)

Probably cos Tesla is staffed by silicon valley type programmers rather than traditional automotive eng types = why would my car's internal canbus need security ?

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Re: Let me get this straight...

It's not RF (well not deliberately) - RF would work! Doing bluetooth or zigbee or similar to a charger 1m away with all the authentication and error correction and channel management built into the radio protocol would be good.

Instead the electrical engineers started with power and voltage specs, and connectors that were different for all the makers, and nobody thought about data - why does a power plug need data ?

The home standards came up with a simple bodge with an extra 1Khz low voltage signal on top of the charge and it just detects, connected, can take more current, I'm full.

The commercial ones somebody realised that they might want to charge money as well as batteries. They invented a big fancy standard, which was in xml (because it was a big fancy standard) but everybody already had the expensive wires and connectors in place. So they bodged a low voltage modem signal on top of the DC. It at least has some data verification, which is why this attack works, if you add enough noise to scramble the data it shuts off rather than self destructs.

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At least with the standard here in the former colonies, the car locks the connector for home level 1/2 chargers but you can unplug the biggest fast chargers.

Whether this was a safety feature to unplug a smoking car or so parking lot owners can tow somebody overstaying, or just an oversight on the plug design

PS there are a couple of sense pins so it can kill the current quickly when you disconnect

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Re: Security is for the weak!

I think the issue is that that data link is a low voltage AC on top of the DC power cable. Either the original connector standard didn't include data and this was a bodge or they were trying to save on pins/use standard industrial cable.

It's difficult to RF shield the thick DC power cable while keeping it flexible, and would mean you would need special expensive cable.

Ukraine security agency shutters Russian disinformation bot farms

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Re: It's war

>Unless they were wearing uniforms, it would be legitimate to simply have shot the bot farmers, rather than arrest them.

This was in a Ukrainian city, staffed by presumably Ukrainian nationals - albeit paid by Moscow.

You can't go shooting your own citizens/politicians for spreading political message paid for by Russia - unfortunately

UK Cyber Security Centre advises review of risk posed by Russian tech

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>Kalashnikov then?

Ironically the soviet product that most American patriots drool at the prospect of being allowed to own.

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Re: Time for keeping homegrown tech at home

>The likes of BT & ARM should always have some domestic majority

By which logic no other country should risk using ARM.

Going to be tricky to do computers if everybody is only going to be allowed to use domestic architectures, made in domestic fabs and running domestic apps on domestic OSs. It's going to be good for innovation when we have 192 competing computer designs again.

Nvidia releases $1,999, 8K-capable GeForce RTX 3090 Ti GPU

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Except those of us using CUDA get to shell out even more for the A5000/A6000 versions to have the latest compute capability and fans that work 24x7

Debugging source is even harder when you can't stop laughing at it

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El'reg is a family site

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Re: I missed a lot of fun.

What's a swear word to a FORTRAN compiler?

"object", "exception", or the worst 4 letter word - "auto"

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Doing a port of some apparently simple C from a now unobtainable microprocessor (thank you nxp)

The code is full of (i++; i--;) and do_nothing loops, but removing some of them causes the original ancient system to fail

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Re: Been there, done that, tipped the swear jar

>You wrote it in Perl?

By accident ?

The best Perl is the result of either line noise or somebody falling asleep on the keyboard - just don't try to understand or modify it.

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Re: Trust but verify...

>copy of the Profanisaurus .... it did belong to the testing team

Bug report: Code = page 45 line 6

Ukraine uses Clearview AI to identify slain Russian soldiers

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Also a useful 'German tank wheels' attack

If you can identify the people killed in each unit and what regions they came from you can work out if units are conscripts/'volunteers' from poor republics or spread from all over country = probably professionals

In the graveyard of good ideas, how does yours measure up to these?

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Re: Take Transit

Does that mean "use public transport" in transpondian?

It means: "tek t'traky bus to t'tarn" in the language of Mordor

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Re: Not sure what level this would measure at...

The USA was leasing pedigree dogs so you didn't have to pay $$$$ upfront and when it got old and ugly or the inevitable congenital health problems kicked in, or another breed became fashionable - you could get a new one.

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Re: Level 3

For the benefit of the down vote, Bloomberg published an article suggesting that poor people on $289k or less would be more affected by inflation and should take transit and eat lentils to cope.

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Re: Ahh Yes the "We have stopped supporting your device mid sub"

I do know that haggises don't lay eggs

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Re: marsupial

The highland haggis uniquely has unequal length legs for stability on steep mountain slopes.

There are two sub-species left/right side short legs. These can face either left or right around the mountain, for obvious reasons these two populations cannot inter-breed.

Sadly they do not do well in captivity since they immediately fall over on a flat floor

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Re: ElReg VR

Working from home?

Want to recreate the environment of bad fluorescent lighting, 1970s plastic furniture, 30 year old stained cubicle walls, the annoying chatter of Beryl in accounts and Baz in sales?

You need the new Metaverse-for-Office

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Re: The porridge in that photo looks a bit odd, don’t you think?

Don't forget the sprig of green (actual nature of green not important)

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Re: Metaverse - Neuromancer

The Metaverse was from Stephenson's Snow Crash

But by today's standards that Metaverse was a communist dystopia = they had public transport

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Re: Not sure what level this would measure at...

>Nowadays renting a pet seems to have become a thing,

It went from :

That's stupid - who would ever do that

We could do that to make money

That's a terrible idea

California bans it

Every other sane state follows with it's own bans

in only a few years

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Re: Level 3

That's only for the poors who earn less than $300K though

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Re: Ahh Yes the "We have stopped supporting your device mid sub"

>Milking haggises. Please take a seat

Ridiculous - the Haggis is of course a marsupial.

Hackers remotely start, unlock Honda Civics with $300 tech

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In addition to which they are probably getting the ethanol from corn rather than rice.

Unless you meant it as a racist slur on Subaru/Mitsubishi in which case enjoy your high-fructose-corn-syrup / emulsified-high-fat-offal-tube burner pickup

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The transmitter would then need a 25c cortex M3 instead of a 10c cortex M0 - difficult to justify on a $30,000 car

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Re: Another reminder

It did stop me stealing a VW polo.

Neither me, nor the owner of the same colour car parked on the same dark street bothered to lock the door.

Spent a long time trying to get the key to work before realising that there was a different selection of crap in the back of this car

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Re: Money questions

>cost a lot less and do more than my aging $10K+ spectrum analyser.

We spent $30,000 on the our LeCroy digital storage scope, it had it's own rack on wheels

I just bought a $20 kit 1MHz DRO, with a color TFT screen, from chinese-crap-express

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Re: almost never use remote key fob features

>I don't think it transmits far when used in this manor?

Not in this manor, It certainly wouldn't go sarf of the river guvn'r

Goldman Sachs reportedly set to head up $60bn Arm IPO

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Re: Yikes

> assumed the reference to $300K profit above was a typo of $300M.

Probably not, they lost $400M last year

Although these days profit is whatever you tell the accountants you want it to be.

ARM are in a tricky market, the low end stuff they can only charge 0.00000000001 % royalty on.

The high end customers all have architecture licenses where the customer does all the innovation, but doesn't pay ARM anything.

In the middle ARM has to pay lots of clever buggers to do all the clever stuff but the customer will switch to another architecture if ARM try and charge 1c more the switch would cost.

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Re: I don't understand capitalism

The problem is normally you IPO when your startup first begins to make money, and needs money to expand to make more money.

So paying 100x annual sales at IPO for Tesla /Apple /Microsoft would have you made you $$$$$.

Paying 100x annual sales for a 30year old company in a mature market that was public, now private and wants to go public again and whose message is 'we are culling staff to save money to make a profit" - doesn't sound quite as convincing

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Re: I don't understand capitalism

It's a startup and if these new-fangled portable computer things ever catch on they could grow tremendously, they could be the next Mullard

Sealed, confidential IBM files in age-discrimination case now public to all

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Re: IBMs business process.

And if you use laptops you don't need to pay for all that power and cooling, just get a few USB-C chargers on aliexpress

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Re: IBMs business process.

MBA: Ah, I see you have the server that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.

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Re: Usual disingenuous claptrap from IBM

>but actually hired a load of 20 somethings.

I suspect not, no 20 something with permission to work in the USA and a choice went to IBM

They might have hired some 20 something H1s or some overseas contract labour - but nobody that recognises a keyboard would choose to work for IBM at this point

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Re: The case shines a spotlight on the ongoing HR issues at IBM - And Elsewhere

>IBM got caught and should be raked over the coals.

IBM have already effectively destroyed themselves, they will live on as a government legacy platform and then finally as a patent troll - but IBM as a computer company is dead

HP finance manager went on $5m personal spending spree with company card

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Re: Never embezzle more than your salary

Unless you're in government

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Re: Weird

If you're at HP and buy something shiny and useless that you couldn't afford - you can always sue the person that sold it to you.

10x prices, year-long delays... Life as an electronics engineer in global chip shortage

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shortage of MCUs as hitting critical industries

Which is why we have to give $Bn to Intel to build fabs to make more server CPUs and gaming GPUs

Intel boss presses Congress for manufacturing subsidies

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But these new fans are going to use Dutch lithography machines made with German glass. Surely a great national project should begin with making your own equipment

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Re: I wish these sorts of investments came with some strings

Government buying shares of a company is socialism, government giving money to companies to give to the shareholders is capitalism

Chip designers made bank in 2021 amid global shortage

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Selection bias much?

All the chip companies except Intel are fabless, so this is just saying that everyone except Intel made $$$$$.

In other news: cloud companies ie. Amazon/Goolge/Microsoft, made bank, so chips are irrelevant

OVHcloud datacenter 'lacked' automatic fire extinguishers, electrical cutoff

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Well they didn't get around to installing the inflammable cyanide generating cladding

Samba 4.16 release strips away more SMB 1

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Re: Are we all friends now?

>They didn't change SMB specifically to break Samba, they just didn't care about interoperability at the time.

IIRC they got caught, as in email revealed in court, that they were deliberately changing it to prevent interoperability

EU law threatening 'commercially painful changes' for tech out tonight

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Which will simply be made part of the OS, like the browser that is at the heart of win32

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Re: we'll miss out on this due to some idiots voting for Brexit.

US + UK version, the UK one won't require any data protection features

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