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Elon Musk needs more cash for Twitter buy after Tesla margin loan lapses

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Genuine question

Why are there complex rules like this for buyouts?

Why aren't you just allowed to buy on the open market and then place your people on the board once you have 51%

Then the free market will set the price that you pay, as people see the quantity of available shares remaining the price will rise without silly over the top bids.

Perhaps just some rule that you can buy out the remaining shares at the current price once you reach some 51-75% ownership.

Foxconn factory fiasco could leave Wisconsinites on the hook for $300m

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Re: Giant Ball is Storage

Monorail terminal

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How exactly is Wisconsin gonna force Foxconn to pay up

Send a gunboat

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Re: If something sounds too good to be true

Nobody had to believe that. One person just had to believe that the halo effect of being photographed with the shovel would last long enough for the next election news, and the fallout would come after they were elected

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A lesson learned...

In other news, a small rust belt city announced they were "investing" $Bn in attracting a Taiwanese semiconductor company to build a $Bn plant there - it will bring 100,1000s of jobs and make $small rust belt city$ the centre of a global high tech enterprise zone said $local politician$

Beijing needs the ability to 'destroy' Starlink, say Chinese researchers

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Re: On a more serious note....

The Chinese are killing their own Muslims who don't have oil because they might be an insurgency threat in the future.

This is totally unacceptable compared to killing Muslims without oil on behalf of the Muslims with oil because they gave a different edition of the fairy tale book

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Re: On a more serious note....

I was promised thermonuclear war with the USSR

Living in Sheffield it was considered an upgrade....

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Re: Like all totalitarian regemes

>And who created "space force"?

Gerry Anderson ?

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Re: The flow of funding

But our response is based on a carefully calculated consideration of a possible threat made by sober democratically elected politicians chosen by an informed populace - not a jingoistic knee jerk reaction to some easily demonised foreigners and an appeal to our sovereign skies

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Re: The flow of funding

How unlike the defense establishment of our own free democratic capitalist society

FTC urged to protect data privacy of women visiting abortion clinics

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Re: Hmm

As long as none of the children were pregnant I can't see any problem. Thoughts and prayers will be supplied as usual.

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Re: Ethics.

The point of el'reg is to post a sarcastic comment, that only gets down votes. Although if it's a story for the treasonous colonials it's a bit too easy.

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Re: "how's all that Freedom going?"

Simply incorporate the fetus.

Corporations are famously people

Interstate commerce is the very definition of a federal responsibility

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Re: Ethics.

But this isn't clinical data, that would be protected.

This is merely metadata that person X visited an abortion clinic, totally non-medical data that your local vigilante can draw their own conclusions from.

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Re: Hmm

What's American for propiska ?

Vehicle owner data exposed in GM credential-stuffing attack

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Re: GM online account

>To use their reward system

I wondered about that.

For every 24 pickups you buy you get one free ?

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GM online account

Why do I need an online account for a pickup truck ?

Do I need to download updates?

Does it come with a built in vinyl printer to print new political bumper stickers every time the Great leader tweets a bon-mot ?

Microsoft veteran on how he forged a badge to sneak into a Ballmer presentation

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>(Currently trappded in an organisation that's run by committees and loosing the will to live.)

You need to start a staff moral committee

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Re: And???

>did Dave's wife enjoy the show?

Until she took a chair to the knee

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Re: IBM Catering

> it is possible to construct a perfectly logical path to somewhere very silly indeed.

It's the very foundation of our industry

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Re: Must.. have... proper... coffee!

Remember all those Bakelite phones BT made when they were the GPO? They got recycled

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Except for the genius that decided PDFs can embed word documents and those can run vbs and download and run executables

Although hats off to the hacker who thought to call the malware file "This file has been verified by Microsoft Defender" and have the security popup helpfully use that, without any extension, as the only text in the approve/deny message.

Quad nations pledge deeper collaboration on infosec, data-sharing, and more

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Kerching

Now that Russia has shown quite how poor USSR era military tech is, India is going to need to buy some upgrades. Especially if it needs to defend itself against Pakistan with all it's more modern toys.

Selling F35s to both sides is almost worth starting a little border war for

SAP attracts further criticism for Russia presence, despite promise to leave

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Re: If you want to hurt Russia's war effort

And they wouldn't be able to do payroll because the SAP update failed

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Just a thought

Are the Russian army's operations being run on SAP by any chance ?

It would explain a few things

Nvidia brings liquid cooling to A100 PCIe GPU cards for ‘greener’ datacenters

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Re: Is liquid cooling really "greener"?

In simpler terms, you need to cool the air much more and move more of it to get the heat transferred from the chips. You then need to compress the air to heat it up to get the heat out of the air into the environment, you then need to cool the air to start again.

Water can pretty much flow in at room temperature, get heated to chip temperature, flow out, get cooled back to outside air temperature and repeat.

China-linked Twisted Panda caught spying on Russian defense R&D

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Re: Am I surprised?

Spying on your enemy's military? That shows just how backward China is - you spy on your allies, that's politics that is.

Dell's rugged Latitude 5430 laptop is quick and pretty – but also bulky and heavy

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Re: These specs are a wimp

Panasonic used to make a laptop that did this. The problem is to make it totally sealed it couldn't have a fan and so was limited to a pathetic CPU that throttled back as soon as you weren't in the arctic

Your phone has the advantage of mostly running custom low power silicon and being thin enough that the cover is a heat sink

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Re: At 1.97kg and 33.6mm x 340mm x 220mm it is heavy and bulky

Anywhere you are using this laptop you are going to be weighted down with more than 2kg of steel toed boots, hardhat, ear defenders and other PPE

Seriously, you do not want to make that cable your earth

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Re: Bee-sting ?

Wasn't there a recent Russian rocket launch with an angle sensor that wouldn't fit the wrong way round till somebody found a hammer?

Needless to say it didn't achieve a positive altitude

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Re: Bee-sting ?

>I think it has the standard ambient sea level 1 Atmosphere,

On one side at least

Intel plans immersion lab to chill its power-hungry chips

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Re: Yes, but...

Oh reight, nar all t'southerners know t'secret

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Re: Yes, but...

So you're looking for technology to lift chips out of hot oil ?

That might be the cutting edge breakthough the Sheffield company mentioned above discovered

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Mineral oil?

Why not use lard then you can make chips at the same time ?

Boeing's Starliner CST-100 on its way to the ISS 2 years late

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Re: Halfway there

But America is a ruthlessly capitalist country -

So they will use whichever private company pays most to the politicians

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Re: Just the two failures then..

The august failure was because the rocket is fuelled with EVIL-CHEMICAL, it was left fully fueled and the valves leaked, the EVIL-CHEMICAL mixed with water from the humid air and made nitric acid which wasn't very good for the engine

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Re: Competition

>NASA will choose Dragon (cheaper and already a better record)

Really ? How many SpaceX facilities are in the constituency of people on NASA's budget committee

US won’t prosecute ‘good faith’ security researchers under CFAA

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> (they don't spend all their time on small-scale criminals and run out of employees when bigger criminals come along)

And so by concentrating on large scale fraud rather than panhandlers reselling out-of-state cigarettes they were able to prevent a major economy destroying financial breakdown.

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Judge Dredd dispensed 'justice' without favouritism, politics or racism - he is an idealised dream of the US justice system.

IT staffing, recruitment biz settles claims it discriminated against Americans

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Re: "reached numerous settlements"

>America has the best government money can buy!

Really, this is the best you can buy?

Are we sure, can we bring in some H1Bs instead ?

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The trouble is that most of these prisoners are pretty low skill, so even if you don't pay them it's of limited economic benefit to make license plates.

If you were to imprison more Derivatives Traders / Movie Actors / Popular Music Artistes - then you could turn a much better profit from the slave labour

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But while you might 'physically' be cleaning toilets in a Trump Hotel in New York, you are on-paper working in the British Virgin Islands / Narnia so NY wage laws don't apply

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>That would solve the problem, wouldn't it?

Yes but it would make it rather less profitable to run say a luxury hotel in New York

Apple scraps 3-day return to office amid COVID-19 cases

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Re: "not everyone is yet ready to return to the corporate altar"

>When leasing, using all of the cubic all of the time is getting the most return.

We paid for these toilets so we're getting the best financial return the more time our employees spend on them.

So beer and dodgy kebabs are now compulsory at every morning meeting

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Re: Double Speak

I think at this point it's a game.

Hey Apple, "Simon says.....do you have a comment to make"

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Re: "not everyone is yet ready to return to the corporate altar"

>The fact they built these very large and expensive buildings is a mistake in hindsight (but maybe not at the time).

to be fair, when Apple and Google built their $Bn headquarters 10 years ago they had no idea that the invention of personal computers and the internet would let people work outside the office.

Elon Musk says Twitter buy 'cannot move forward' until spam stats spat settled

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Re: Bring it on

Like HPE suing Oracle - you don't care who wins, you just want the fight to go to 12 rounds

Infusion of $3.5bn not enough to revive Terra's 'stablecoin'

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Japanese semiconductor plants demonstrated their faith in their environmental standards by putting $$$$ worth of Koi in ponds fed by the cleaned waste water.

A UK lab followed the same policy, only to have the whole lot killed the first time the local farmer muck spread and all the rain water runoff went into the ponds.

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