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Airbus flies new passenger airplane aimed at 'long, thin' routes

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Re: Why

>imagine the queues for the loos

Yes I can

>as everyone redid their slap!

Ah, a far more innocent explanation than my fevered mind was imagining

(Nerd mode: "mile high" club is only 5200 ft at which level the fasten seatbelt sign should still be on)

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So? Fedex charge by weight and volume for air shipping.

For an American you might want to look a bulk freight-brokers. It would also create a market for 747-freighters, so giving a boost to Boeing's troubled business

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Re: Must do better ...

>cleaning crew work around you

RyanAir, not a problem

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Re: No space for the crew rest area

>And bringing back the great ocean cruise ships sounds like a pretty neat idea

I think Priti Patel has plans for something like that. First fleets, convicts and islands off Australia were in the criminal justice bill

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Re: Must do better ...

>Why so fast?

It's a new EasyJet service. You fly from Manchester(Prestwick) where you clear security and they then drive you to Manchester.

For years Lufthansa had a special cargoes 'flight' from LHR to Frankfurt that was actually a truck. It always looked weird that the "flight time" was 12+ hours

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Re: Must do better ...

> I was wheeled in a pretty much straight line through the airport

New Ryan Air special package - for a small fee we chop your legs off: you get better parking spots, wheeled through security AND don't have to worry about our new zero-legroom seating

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Re: Stress that wing!

These thin routes are going to be more business than "cram as many holiday makers into the cheapest seat possible" business model - so hopefully even in steerage that will be better than the hub-hub widebodies

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Re: Long and thin eh?

>Single aisle planes are a nightmare.

Hence my revolutionary new Mobius aisled aircraft

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Re: 515 orders

Generally a curtained-off row of first class seats - it's what everybody used for years until the S.E Asian long hauls started spec-ing crew rooms

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Re: 515 orders

And more importantly this will be certified to be flown by A320, A319 (and some other model) pilots because the cockpit, computers and handling will be the same by design rather than trying to add computers to make it feel like a different 50year old airframe

US senators seek ban on sale of health location data

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Re: "could be used to track and prosecute women across the US"

>but can't the cops simply walk in to any telco with a court order to hand over this data?

Florida cops walk into Google's California data center and demand data. Google and the Californian courts laugh at them (while scrolling the Floridians search history)

Florida cops have a deal with Blackwater-WagnerGroup data inc for security data services - who buy the data from Google.

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Re: Control by men of the woman's uterus is based on ancient religious beliefs.

> don't tell me aborting a healthy 8th month old foetus is acceptable

A compromise solution. The Bible clearly states that life begins with the first breath. So a suitably trained obstetrician(*) with a quick draw and a Glock can deal with problem before the baby cries.

That way the hospital still gets to bill you for delivery, and the NRA and the GOP will fight for your rights to access the procedure.

(* police would traditionally be used, but that looks a lot like socialised medicine and anyway the police in Tx are a bit squeamish and probably wouldn't want to enter the delivery room)

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Re: Control by men of the woman's uterus is based on ancient religious beliefs.

>you'll just get abortion tourism

If your medical insurance covers it, and you can afford the flights, and your employer gives you the time off.

After all politician's mistresses in the south need a way of fixing their mistakes.

It's almost as if this bill, aswell as pandering to their religous right voter base, is aimed at poor/disadvantaged women

Consultant plays Metaverse MythBuster. Here's why they're wrong

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Re: Specs

I like wearing glasses, it makes me look inteligent.

And I can take them and toss my hair and suddenly be the hot girl.

If I had hair, and was a girl, and was in anyway 'hot'

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Re: What about the biggest myth?

How many people were willing to buy PCs that took up a corner of the living room to do this internet thing - home computers are just a fad like CB radio

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Re: Specs

I'm not sure the failure of Google Glass was due to objections of the users so much as everyone else.

They trialled it with Google employees in the very tech-savvy environment of SF. The main objection was that somebody working for the worlds biggest harvester of personal data was following you around with a camera. It also meant that anybody else wearing specs was immediately suspect

If I was followed by Fox News film crews 24x7 I don't think I would be mad at the manufacturer of the TV camera.

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Re: Ohhh..... that is what the metaverse is.

The metaverse is the internet in the good old days when you never left AOL Facebook, and spent all your money there

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Re: Holodeck

You are rendering this locally - it's more like a games engine than watching a movie.

Caves (industry term) are more used for business and simulation. It's lot easier technically and socially, to have a half a dozen engineers stand in the same room and look at floor-ceiling 3D renders of a chemical plant and be able to have them point at things and discuss them face to face - than have people at their desks all meeting virtually with headsets

(even if that means they could all have cool avatars)

((they won't have cool avatars - the sort of people who use these systems in engineering all pick the same avatars))

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Re: Holodeck

> They actually shoot the actors on green screen and use a computer to replace the green (color humans don't have) with whatever CG decor they want.

Not anymore, at least in TV. Green screen takes a lot more acting skill and rehearsal time. If you have to look at the dinosaur in the background you either have to have a man with a tennis ball on a fishing rod and you have to do 30 takes so your eyes track the right position - or you have a dinosaur on the background.

It's also a lot quicker and cheaper in post - matting in background is 95% automated but the last hand tweaks when you have close-ups of hair or you need to do color tweaks is time consuming if you are doing a weekly show.

And the lighting is easier, if there is a light in the scene and it's on a high brightness background screen the real light of the right color falls on the actors face in the right way - you don't need to fix it in post.

The really cool bit is that the backgrounds are generated in a games engine and tied to the camera track, so when the camera moves the perspective view of the background moves with it.

US must adopt USB-C charging standard like EU, senators urge

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And the piles iof e-waste from manufacturers bundling cheap disposable walwarts don't affect you cos they end up in rivets in China

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It's an ideal law.

Team-A can say that are battling climate change and e-waste while helping the consumer

Team-B can say they are veto-ing oppresive government interference in the free market

Nothing changes and everyone wins

BOFH: Tech helps HR investigate the Boss's devices

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Re: Inspirational!

In the former colonies some places are single consent (you can give yourself permission to record) some require you telling the other person.

In the UK it comes down to the judge. But the odds are that while an employer secretly recording their staff in violation of GDPR is likely to be frowned upon - a poor oppressed minion recording a scary interview with HR just so they can remember what was said, is likely to be forgiven.

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Re: Inspirational!

There are quite a few MBA types who make a good living on being brought in to do all the firing before being let-go themselves with a nice golden-handshake.

Even if you don't want to do it yourself, like the guy who felt bad firing everyone over zoom, why not just hire some big scary guy the gym for the day to do it ?

SpaceX reportedly fires staffers behind open letter criticising Elon Musk

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Cheap redundancy

SpaceX's people can easily be replaced by cheap labor - it's not rocket science

Bill Gates says NFTs '100% based on greater fool theory' amid crypto cataclysm

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Re: You're all wrong

Yes but that requires you to have a company with profits.

The advantage of art is that I can say to a Columbian Artisnal Pharmaceutical Grower - I really like that scrawl stuck on your fridge door, it really speaks to me, put it up for auction at Sotherbys and I will pay $100M for it.

The gentleman can then bank that perfectly clean money, without even paying tax in most countries, I can deposit the masterpiece in a vault in Luxembourg's special evil-villain tax-free zone and use it as collateral for a $100M loan from any reputable (or Swiss) bank

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Re: NFTs explained (again)

So if I buy some IBM shares on Robinhood and that only exists in a ledger somewhere then I don't really own any of IBM and i can't go to IBM and take a bit of the their building ?

I only really own part of the company if they give me a share certificate printed in copperplate on vellum ?

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Re: A pipe-smoker comments...

> pound was devalued by 14% against the dollar, .. but that didn't mean that people could buy 14% less of the things they actually spent money on.

Unless the things they were buying are priced in dollars - like oil

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Re: NFTs have no intrinsic value whatsoever, but have sold for multiple millions.

So you would agree that a collection of pigments on a square of poplar wood, however famous, has no intrinsic value beyond what some greater fool would give you for it ?

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Re: NFTs have no intrinsic value whatsoever, but have sold for multiple millions.

So a digital title saying that I own the Mona Lisa and have sole rights to it has no value ?

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NFTs have no intrinsic value whatsoever, but have sold for multiple millions.

whats the global art market worth ?

Paintings that look a bit like sunflowers have no intrinsic value - I can get a picture of a sunflower for free on Google Images

Not sure the Louvre would accept the claim that it had no intrinsic value if you nicked the Mona Lisa

Nothing says 2022 quite like this remote-controlled machine gun drone

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Re: Fortunately Useless

I believe there are rules against weapons designed specifically to wound - if the war went to penalties this could count against them

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Re: drones in pairs

>If I were the Russians, I’d cut the cable, then strap some explosives to the drone, ....

If I were the Russians I'd steal the drone and try and sell it on ebay

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Re: Cutting the cable

Presumably there is a severed fibre-optic cable back to where you are - hope the Russians aren't well read in Greek myths?

Big Tech begs Congress to pass $52bn chip subsidies bill

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Re: How do Taiwan and Korea handle it?

In Taiwan by realising that you are a tiny island with no resources and need to move up the value chain from making plastic crap. So you have your government hire some very smart guy who didn't get promoted at TI because of his eyelids - and have him build you a chip company

In Korea you have a bunch of giant corporations that run the country like a mafia family and divide up the economy and government between themselves.

However both these solutions require you to have an educated skilled workforce and a government that looks beyond the next press conference

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Re: Quid pro quo...

And a tax on tech to give oil companies a subsidy for domestic oil exploration for energy security.

You know if a government became the shareholders of all these companies and used the money to invest in strategic enterprises. You could have some sort of centrally planned economy.

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It wasn't for free - each $Bn costs them $100K in campaign contributions.

You are however making the rookie mistake of assuming that the $50Bn subsidy for chip fabs will be spent on chip fabs and not share buy backs or executive compensation

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Re: Why Always Subsidies?

>in china, you can produce cheaper.

Actually in this case in Taiwan and Korea you can produce cheaper.

Perhaps somebody could read "On the Principles of Political Economy and Taxation" ?

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Re: Please, they are NOT

Subsidies - because only socialism works !

Elasticsearch server with no password or encryption leaks a million records

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Re: Why do Governments

Also by having no passwords you can safely put out a statement saying no passwords were stolen. Clever

GlobalFoundries, STMicroelectronics said to mull French fab

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Re: Shortage

No problem we just require them to buy photon credits OR produce an equal amount of LEDs and solar panels to become photon neutral

OVHcloud datacenter fire last year possibly due to water leak

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Re: Interesting article marred by dreadful time formatting

>If they can’t even get a translator UI correct, do we really think they have a sentient AI

Yes but of course it would just speak English and do ALL-CAPS if forced to talk to a foreigner

Europe's most powerful supercomputer is an all-AMD beast

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Re: Hydro?

That's a pity - I was hoping for some more direct link

Instead of the fans on your desktop kicking in when you run x264, you could tell how hard it was working by the amount of water flowing out of the dam

If you want to launch Starship from Texas, here's some homework, FAA tells SpaceX

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>Texas probably has something similar.

Texas probably has limits on what calibre you can use to hunt them - but it wont be enforced

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Re: Not too bad/onerous

I'm pretty sure that Japan, Korea, Germany can make steel - it's also quite shippable, that's why the US Army doesn't need to make its tanks next door to the Rheinmetal factory.

SpaceX is the most easily relocatable space company - that's part of its business model.

It makes everything in house from commercial parts so its a lot less vulnerable to EAR than than people were in the 90s.

If major market X demands that you build/launch from their territory to access their market - SpaceX can do that.

If a future US administration get uncooperative then a S. African citizen can make rockets with in-house parts made on German machine tools with Taiwanese chips and Chinese carbon fibre and build and launch from anywhere that offers the best terms

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Re: Federal Aviation Authority ?

Being south only really matters for GSO, sun-synchronous polar orbits for Earth observation or Starlink clusters don't benefit so much.

SpaceX can build their own pad fairly easily and the Cape's facilities are spread out enough to handle a SaturnV oppsie

I suspect avoiding NASA is the big draw. If you are used to a Shuttle launch/year then all your internal procedures and dealings with local authorities are on this time scale - SpaceX don't want to work with this or have their people catch "Nasa"

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Federal Aviation Authority ?

What's the point of moving to Texas if you still have to obey the government ?

Alibaba sued for selling a 3D printer that overheated, caught fire, and killed a man

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Re: Utterly tragic, and it's awful someone lost their life without the chance to learn, but..

>aliexpress, pretty much everything they sell is shit

I have been buying Xiaomi phones from them and I keep getting these made-in-China mobiles rather than proper GPO bakelite phones

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S. Korea is a hyper capitalist society where the government is owned and controlled by a few mega-corporations - so what do you expect?

If you want the government to enforce wussy electrical safety standards move to Europe you damn hippie commie

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