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To fix this Wi-Fi network, we'll need a crane

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Re: It is quite simple.

Apologies, this is of course only the English, not British, system. Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland, the Isle of Ely, counties beginning with a vowel and LEAs holding a personal charter from King John will of course naturally have their own system

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Re: It is quite simple.

What's wrong with the perfectly logical British system of: nursery, infants, juniors, secondary 1st to 5th year followed by lower and upper 6th ?

Greece relaxes Euro biometric border entry rules amid airport chaos

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Damn impertinance

Foreigners were holding honest British sunseekers hostage?

The navy should send a the gunboat

American farms have a new steward for their safety net, disaster programs... Palantir

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Re: Vocabulary

Like they're going to vote for the brown lady if they don't get bailed out ?

They're going to vote "R" even if plagues of first born sons are ravaging their lands.

This is a "special financial operation" for some billionaire landowners

Pass the key, passwords have passed their sell-by date

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Re: the less unreliable barrier is

You think they have a mole in the circus flowerbed

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Re: Nonononoooo !

Account name / email, password , 2fa authenticator replaced by clicking a passkey app?

Not sure how this is better? Especially when the bank keeps email as a recovery

Anthropic's super-scary bug hunting model Mythos is shaping up to be a nothingburger

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You need to buy my new secret $$$ anti-pig drone system.

NASA Inspector fears new spacesuits won’t be ready for Moon landing

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Re: WTF !!!

There are EVA suits but nothing designed for walking on the moon since the early 1960s

Even the ISS suits were IIRC Shuttle era remnants. Some astronauts were unable to fly because there were only a limited number of suit component sizes and nothing would fit them.

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Re: robots

But if you needed to design an astronaut robot to look all square-jawed and wholesomely American to stand next to a politician for the social media ?

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Re: WTF !!!

>How do you tender for ANYTHING if you don't define some standards that have to be met !!!

There were probably 1000s of pages of standards

From the proportion that had to be built by veteran owned business to the font required on the tender document.

As to the details of the actual suit - how are we supposed to have standards for that, we haven't built one for like 75 years ?

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Re: What the actual?

> Fixed cost contract on a development project for a brand new product. Utterly stupid.

Yes that would be entirely stupid.

What you do is award a contract, then there's an election and the whole thing is cancelled. Then there's a focus group/political rally (depending on party) and it's back on but with different requirements. Then there's another election coming up so the timeline is shortened. Then the contract is cancelled and new contract with different requirements is issued.

It's weird how the suit manufactures can't adapt to this. It's how we've done procurement for everything from police radios to aircraft carriers for 75 years

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Re: robots

It's always casual friday on the moon

That's why in space you have to wear tight fitting lycra jump suits.

Except for Jenny Agutter in Logan's run ( excuse me - I'm feelign all funny, I have to go and have a little lie down)

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Re: spacesuits won’t be ready for Moon landing

so.... it's cold outside and there's no kind of atmosphere ....

Is that why they had a Canadian astronaut ?

France's 'Secure' ID agency probes breach as crooks claim 19M records

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Re: Living and working in France...

Isn't that the essence of being Parisian?

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Re: Living and working in France...

So true communism was achieved in France, but with fashion and wine and croissants?

If only Marx had lived in Nice instead of Manchester

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National Agency for Secure Titles

Rather tempting fate, like calling a ship the HMS Unsinkable

Iran claims US used backdoors to knock out networking equipment during war

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Re: MMB

The Egg Marketing Board ate just the political front for the Potato Council

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>I am surprised that anyone would be surprised that US intelligence agencies might want to use equipment being shipped to countries on their naughty list for espionage.

Yes because we assumed the American intelligence was mostly focused on attacking allies and trading partners

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> the US government simply does not have any comparable legal tools with regard to US companies.

Are you ding a Fringe Standup show this year ?

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Re: MMB

>how long have the Milk Marketing Board been a player in global cyber-security

The Milk Marketing Board are behind all global conspiracies

( except for the JFK shooting, that was Nessie)

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But what if the Snowden files were deliberate leaks by the MMB to distract you from what's really happening ?

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Re: But we know this!

IIRC the CISCO backdoors were put in by the MMB who were intercepting CISCO shipments on the way to customers. Presumably because CISCO's own implementation of backdoors wouldn't work and would require the victim to login and maintain them.

The proof Oracle kit doesn't have backdoors is that they would sue you not paying the license fee for the hidden backdoor

Met police trials snoop tech platform in push to cuff more London shoplifters

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Re: Met-iculous

That statistic doesn't say what the offenses were.

I doubt there were 86,500 mobile phone thefts, I suspect somebody is counting every self-checkout "mistake" and then conflating some headline/

Since introducing automatic self-firing multi-barrelled rocket launchers the local library has seen a 10% reduction in overdue books and terrorist attacks

AI is reshaping Britain's datacenter map away from London

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Re: Satanic Mills

But weren't Drax / Ferrybridge / Fidlers in the North ?

Do they have computers in the north ?

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Re: But how ?

Does the new audience of el'reg consist entirely of sweet innocent children totally devoid of sarcasm or are we just attracting Americans ?

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Re: Translation

While geographically located in Berkshire, Slough is considered one of the 7 circles of hell

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But how ?

Will they get the answers to consumers in London? It's not like you can just send magic AI data as magic sparkles in a series of tubes.

And then there's workers. Some of these data centers will require upwards of a dozen security and maintenance staff (bringing huge rewards to the local economy). And we all know there are no skilled workers in the desolate wastelands outside the M25

NASA working on 'Big Bang' upgrade to keep the Voyagers alive for longer

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Re: This isn't so much Off Topic as "Out There"...

If it's anything like a car I had that's done a lot fewer miles - a lot of bits will have fallen off.

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Re: This isn't so much Off Topic as "Out There"...

Or we could just launch a manhole cover

Chase got a spiff of $77 million to create one job with New York datacenter

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Why not simply pay the protesters

It's got to be cheaper.

You don't even need professional certified protesters. Just get a bunch of resting actors / street performers and for minimum wage and a few vegan oat-milk coffees you can get a sizeable protest for a fraction of the cost

Then there's the environmental and electricity savings of not building the data center to consider.

If you really embraced the concept and paid a few permanent protesters to protest against building an airport/nuclear waste dump/massive new sports stadium, your town could save billions of $ every month

Task Manager's CPU meter is an obituary for the recent past, says the engineer who built it

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Re: A great story behind it

Ob plug for the other deep dive into Windows archaeology The Old New Thing

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Re: I feel vindicated :)

Then you discover that the system load syscall on Linux is doing precisely the same thing

England's school phone ban gets teeth, just in time to bite no one

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Re: Disjointed thinking

Just in time for another dept to introduce a mobile app based system for students to access public transport and school buses (system will be years later and a billion-squillion over budget)

Microsoft releases Windows Server update fix to fix its April update fixes

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Re: so....

Take off and nuke the site from orbit - it's the only way to be sure

Scot becomes second Scattered Spider-linked crook to plead guilty in US

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stole at least $8 million in cryptocurrency

amateur !

Intel eases reliance on TSMC with 'Merica-made Core Series 3 processors

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It's a matter of national security

So when China (or possibly a slightly confused WhiteHouse) invades Taiwan, we're able to make to make Walmart-grade landfill ready Windows laptops in the Land of Free(*)

(* Freedom offer may be limited , not available to all participants, terms and conditions apply)

Would you like fries with that terminal?

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Re: "nobody wants a deep-fried penguin"

Unless of course that's just what the Penguins want you to think?

If I was delicious I would be spreading around the rumour of how baldy I tasted

Loud, power hungry – opposition grows to datacenters as Maine passes bit barn ban

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Re: Maine

Step 1, open the doors to let cold air in and hot air out

Step 2, shovel snow out of server racks

Step 3, profit ?

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Re: Maine

Mafia controlled autocomplete

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Maine

Nobody is building GW datacenters in Maine. It's a snowy wilderness that's basically Canada (come the glorious revolution) with no tech industry and is half-a-dozen equally snowy states away from any seat of power.

It's like the Sicily isles having a moratorium on building high speed rail

Fission impossible: Uncle Sam wants nuclear reactors in space by 2031

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Re: Moon Reactor

So the Earth is flat, if you're going fast enough

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I wouldn't meddle

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But do magnets work on the moon if there is no water?

Raspberry Pi OS ends open-door policy for sudo

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Makes sense, after all CS is just a sudo science.

Bad teacher bots can leave hidden marks on model students

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Re: But no weights were changed

I can't explain you would not understand

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Wasn't this a famous disco anthem ?

G.... I .... G..... O.....

California ghost-gun bill wants 3D printers to play cop, EFF says

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I have an HP scanner+inkjet.

Place a £10 on it and it orders £20 worth of ink cartridges

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Re: What are firearms?

>The M16/M4/AR15 platform

Pah, a weapon for school girls.

Sir, we fight with cannon !

Also by restricting private ownership to weapons of at least 16" calibre we reduce the number of concealed firearms and keep our coasts safe from Venezuelan battleships

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Re: Why 3D Printers?

We received training and the special fire extinguishers needed to deal with a Ti fire

My personal "fire plan" was to run away very very quickly

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