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Elon Musk reportedly outlines horrible Twitter layoff process

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Re: This is where his Lordship holds his balls and dances

That doesn't seem that unreasonable.

If you are a Coca-cola or Nike, then paying a few $ to have access to billions of eyeballs - and getting a real account manager to call to get things fixed still sounds like a good deal vs buying superbowl advertising

If you called NBC and said you want to run an ad for all their viewers and they suggested charging you only $8/month you would bite their hand off.

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>goes on to become the Republican candidate for president

One nice little feature of founding father's racism might save them

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Re: I've never used it but...

>I have a suspicion that those who are engineers (i.e. do not need to "learn to code") will mostly be retained,

The ones that can code might take a look at Musk's "engineers will be working 84 hour weeks and sleeping in the office" and decide to walk.

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>To a pothead who fell for Hyperloop.

Or a car company that got governments to stop planning high speed rail because it was going to be obsoleted by this hyperthing

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Re: Turning a profit

There is a small difference between "open a store, sell everything at cost and destroy all competition - until we are the only store" and we just bought a company for 1000x earnings, work out a way to make this pay !

Multi-factor auth fatigue is real – and it's why you may be in the headlines next

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Re: The cure is ....

>capable people who simply can't be educated about some aspects of security. It's not part of their world view.

That's why we need to up our security.

Send a MFA popup to their phone everytime they want to open/save a document, everytime their screen locks, everytime they want to read an email. For extra security we should also make each application use a separate authenticator.

Then they will be really careful about what pop-up requests they approve.

China reminds world shock and ore can hurt tech supply chains

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It was a legitimate question.

You would only build enough storage to cover the expected technical disruption multiplied by the chance your customers are going to sue you. Plus maybe a bit of buffer capacity for peak demand

Companies don't keep 2 years of components in stock just in case of a global pandemic.

It's hard to imagine gas company shareholders built a years worth of gas storage capacity on the off-chance of a non-nuclear war with Russia ?

It

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Re: CHINER SHOULD GO JOE TRUMP AND CUT OFF RARE EARTH TO the JOHN WAYNERS

At least our own amfM1 spouts carefully generated gibberish

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Re: The problem is

Yes instead we direct aid - by direct deposit to the president's swiss bank.

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> European storage has been topped up to being literally full

But how much storage is that?

My travel mug is literally at 100% full, but I'm probably going to need further supplies of coffee this winter

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> but they decide to destroy the pipelines, therefore removing most or said leverage

They destroyed a pipeline feeding a number of countries, leaving the one that is totally controlled by Germany.

Put enough political pressure on Germany and they can decide to open the taps without any one else getting a veto

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Re: Cheap is not always a bargain

> west is to employ a bunch of "useful idiots" to force Western governments to accelerate the rollout of electric vehicles

Musk is a Chinese agent - I knew it.

Roll coal to defeat communism

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AMD’s latest, greatest Radeon graphics card $600 cheaper than Nvidia’s top RTX 4090

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Re: 68 Billion Colours ?

Basically each if your eye's 3 colour channels can resolve around 100 levels, so 100^3=1million colours.

But they aren't linear, so 3*8 bit aren't actually enough. Even though that's more colours than you can see - its not all the colours you can see

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Re: 68 Billion Colours ?

Is this still just Rec.709/sRGB or do they include the other 2 secret primaries?

All of the norths are about to align over Britain

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Re: Or you could...

>I'm still waiting for the geomagnetic reversal

Then we'll all become southerners

NASA wheels SLS rocket out to the launchpad for another attempt to get off the ground

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Re: Sell by dates

>sell by dates for the SRBs is this month

Just launch anyway. After a carefully presented PowerPoint which shows there is no real risk

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Groundhog day

Could this be a new fall (sorry) tradition ?

Every November the SLS is rolled out to the pad, and if you see its shadow then it's 1 more year of testing

Alibaba Cloud plans for a fifth of its servers to use homebrew Arm CPUs by 2025

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A cunning plan

Now that the USA have cut off Nazi Germany's supply of helium for their Zeppelins - the Luftwaffe will be powerless

Porsche wants to sell you a rusty tailpipe soundbar for $12k

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Re: 's not for your electric Porsche?

Going forward is fine, I have speakers playing Ride of the Valkyries, but nothing for reverse.

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Re: As the saying goes....

I'm married, I can't afford blackjack and hookers anymore

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Re: 's not for your electric Porsche?

I don't know if it's a requirement elsewhere in the world - but I really need a "this vehicle is reversing" bin lorry recording

My tiny little electric car is silent reversing and the number of people who walk/push a shopping trolley/wheel a pushchair behind me while going backwards... I think their brain goes, that car is moving, it's reversing lights are on, but there is no noise so it's not really real.

One person literally walked into the back bumper and then said "it is quiet, isn't it? "

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Re: As the saying goes....

Not sure i envy being 14 again.

But 14 and a $M I could work with

Although 14 year old me would have blown it all on computers, bicycles and cameras .... totally unlike 40+ years old me

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Re: As the saying goes....

> 14 year old millionaires on TikTok

Yeah, those losers.

Now excuse me I have to go and wait in the rain for the train to take me to my job where I file TPS reports in a cubicle for 9 hours for enough money to cover my mortgage OR heating bill.

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VW version

Actually puts out exhaust and gasses you

Amazon freezes corporate hiring amid worsening economic outlook

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Why does Amazon sell stuff?

Making a loss on every sale at the everything-store, while failing to make it up in volume

Just so AWS can subsidise an Aliexpress with books?

University of Edinburgh staff paid late due to Oracle ERP troubles

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Re: About the accompanying thumbnail...

If you can't feed the students pizza but they can manage to get some burning torches .... it might be

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Re: 8-{ Wot, no migration planning?

Was the victim of a new Oracle based purchasing system at Caltech-JPL in the late 90s. Rumour was that at least one space mission was cancelled because a critical supplier went bust when no one could pay them. I remember having to take $ out of petty cash to pay for liquid nitrogen for our lab, from the university's own plant.

Ironically I moved to Cambridge just as they introduced an Oracle base purchasing system that never worked / was massively late / went over budget.

Still I suppose accounts-receivable and double-entry book keeping is one of those areas of hyper-mathematics that would take the University of Maximegalon to solve

NASA's CAPSTONE satellite is out of safe mode and on track for Moon orbit this month

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Re: "CAPSTONE is no longer in safe mode...

Emergency recovery system.

An arm comes out with a white gloved hand and holds down the power button for 10 seconds, the arm then retracts

Reducing partisan divide alone does not boost support for democracy, study finds

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Thursday was chosen in the UK so the electorate wouldn't be in the pub on payday, where they could be influenced by a free pint

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Re: Glad to see researchers finnally pulling their noses up.

"There are good people on both sides"

However if the compromise is to be made between decapitating effigies of politicians and decapitating real politicians - I can find some middle ground.

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Re: Why be democratic?

Although at least they did set the precedent of shooting each other in duels to settle economic arguments.

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Re: Glad to see researchers finnally pulling their noses up.

Not wishing to be partisan, but it seems largely one side who attempt to overthrow elections by force, calls for the killing of political opponents and refuses to accept the results when their chap loses.

You can have a reasonable debate between opposing political views about tax rates and Laffar curves and or inflation and Phillips curves but it's harder to find common ground on Jewish space Lasers, chem-trails and the Illuminati using Adrenochrome to resurrect JFK.

BT CEO ups cost-cutting plan amid rising inflation and soaring energy costs

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Although this isn't a Silicon Valley CEO, he is boss of a monopoly so bound up with regulators he may as well be a civil servant

Ritz cracker giant settles bust-up with insurer over $100m+ NotPetya cleanup

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Re: Insurance companies

>but the balance is if they never pay out, peeps will stop insuring, because they aren't actually covered in a meaningful way.

At which point the insurance companies lobby to make it a requirement to have cyber insurance

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Re: Prove it!

No it's simpler than that,

If your companies has super top level cyber security, then any attack must have been from a nation state elite cyber attack unit = not covered

If any old teenage hacker could have done this for the lulz, then you are negligent = not covered

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Re: Insurance only covers cheap claims

But the act of war clause is meant to be so a Nagasaki home owner can't claim for property damage.

If every attack can be blamed on a nation state, then are my losses on Huawei shares an act of war by the USA so I can just refuse to pay a margin call?

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Re: Insurance companies

You could take out insurance liability insurance which covers you against your insurance not paying out.

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Re: Cyber security

Their argument is that if this was a nation state attack, then how can a cookie company defend against the awesome power of the USSR Russian cyber-ninjas.

Similarly their insurance says, well then it's war and we don't cover war

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Re: Privatize profits - outsource risk to public

How about we make flood/hurricane insurance a thing of the past, then companies will focus on climate change?

UK comms regulator rings death knell for fax machines

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Re: Fax Protocols

So take a standard whose only value is that it "just works" and fsck with it to make a propriety version ?

Yes, could well be HP - or Microsoft, or Apple, or IBM, or ....

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Re: Cue the downvotes for me being a luddite

We used to be able to send low frequency radio telescope signals over analogue phone lines, can't do that with VoIP so obviously BT should never have been allowed to build system X

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Re: Its a universal standard

The problem is that you get feature creep

It needs to be secure ( enjoy that rabbit hole) but interact seamlessly with every desktop and mobile platform.

It should interface with every existing medical database, from the ambulance laptop to that mainframe in some neglected clinical research agency.

Obviously it should also be able to send medical data, including 5d fMRI scans and support all the legacy kit with their nonconformist DICOM.

And we require a single bidder for the software, hardware, support and training.

Oh that's going to cost a squillion quid and take 10 years? Better just stick to fax then.

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Re: Faxing is often better

Is that because the pharmacy is now part if some giant chain that has the political muscle to make sure the NHS adapts to its systems?

Happened over here in the colonies. If you go to a chain that is in-group then it's all simple. You are free to use any local pharmacy, but expect a Lord of the Rings style quest to get if paid for. So best just stick to GlobalMegacorp

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Re: Faxing is often better

>In the end we all pay the price for this kind of silliness as poor public service.

Dear pharamcist, your mission if you choose to accept it.

Throw out the fax machine and install a new IT system

It requires Windows server with a primary and backup domain controller, which must support WibblePling 4.3 .45XYZ security

You need a Ploing certificate of at least XC3455.b.v2 subpara 4 which must be kept upto date as specified in ISO3141592654 part B

Please check with NHS IT policy directorate to ensure that none of these requirements have changed today

You are now responsible for securing this against Russian/Chinese/N. Korean/Belgian nation state hackers

The 4 local doctors surgeries, the 2 physiotherapy clinics and the 3 health authorities that you are on the border of all have different systems and you need to make sure your system works with all of them.

Uncle Sam wants allies to join its anti-China chip crusade

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That's why Boeing had to get a 300% tariff on Bombardier's better 737

How can poor little Boeing expect to compete against the massive nation state strategic investment of the Quebec teacher's pension fund

InSight Mars lander has only 'few weeks' of power left

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Re: Radiothermal power

It does mean your launch vehicle needs to tick the box, don't explode on launch over Florida [ ]

Never mind the Saudis: Here's a new OPEC for EV battery metals

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Re: Imperial Copper

Yes I was thinking nickel and typed copper - which did at least lead to the humorous numismatic bit

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