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Virgin Orbit doesn't

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Re: Something else to add to the Brexit Britain Epic Fail Compilation.

Specifically the lower air pressure at altitude rather than the closer distance to orbit (30,000ft out of 500km is pretty negligible)

Rocket motor nozzle shapes are very different for a rocket burning at sea level air pressure and in vacuum. Starting the rocket at 40,000ft, with 25% sea level air pressure, means you can design a rocket nozzle much closer to optomised for vacuum

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Re: Had it been a success....

That makes it part of France, not part of Europe.

France is whatever the French government says it is, but Europe is a continent.

Oxford Ionics scores funding for scalable quantum chip technology

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Re: Awkward

If they complain we will neutralise them

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Re: Pity Sir Clive isn't around

But can he leap over a computer ?

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Pity Sir Clive isn't around

It could be a Quantum Leap in computing

FAA sets 2024 deadline for preventing 5G crash landings

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Re: Opposing Forces

FCC vs FAA

One can 9/11 you with airliners, the other can ban porn, neither admit to having nukes

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They use meters which are much more robust than feet.

Salesforce: There's no more Slack left to cut

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10%

Nothing says carefully thought out deeply researched right-sizing than a nice round number

Second-hand and refurbished phone market takes flight amid inflation hike

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Re: Bum

That's the problem with new flagship phones, it's hard to get something less than 6inches ( oh err missus)

Remember the Ozone hole? The satellite that spotted it just caused a space junk scare

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Re: "avoid falling space junk"

People staring intensely at the sky while walking in front I'd traffic and falling down man holes

Python Package Index found stuffed with AWS keys and malware

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Re: I haef the solution

'Their machine'? This machine contains our proprietors technology, you may be able to rent it from us for an unreasonable monthly fee plus support plus OS licencing plus

US pressures Asian allies to join crusade against Chinese chipmakers

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Re: Here we go again - please help us with screwing our competition

Or the last administration that blocked imports of Canadian aluminium for national security while allowing Russia to buy American plants. Blocked Canadian competitors to the 737 while demanding Canada buy f35s

And banned a whole range if European products from wine to steel.

I wonder if the Eu would allow a federation of European steel makers to buy ASML and then just decide to not bother selling anything to US customers

Quantum entanglement discovery could enable futuristic comms tech, Nuclear physicists say

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>This basically means that both particles BOTH have an up and down spin state until you interact with one of the particles by trying to observe it,

And that's the same for socks. A sock in the laundry can potentially be both a left and right sock until the observer selects which foot it goes on - the other sock then instantaneously become the other foot.

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Tip - don't Google it...

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Only in the crude binary method.

With subtle measurement of regality in the heir (by quantum detection of pea under mattresses) and precise endangering of the monarch it is possible to transmit high fidelity analouge signals

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However Pratchett developed this into a workable system using monarchs and the detection of regality

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Re: Seek and Ye Shall Find, has forever been the case, has it not?

If scifi has taught me anything, it's don't piss off the AIs

First satellite to be launched from European soil leaves Cornwall tonight

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So a question

Has this solved any of the many problems with Pegasus?

Does it really compete with sharing a launch on a SpaceX flight ?

Am I being overly cynical that this is the quickest cheapest way of getting to some sort of initial "launch" in order to score some handouts incentives ?

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Re: Polar orbit

>There is no safe down range for orbital rocket launches

Really? Surely there is nothing of importance North or South Cornwall, except a bunch of Celts.

Texts from your dog and brain-free astronomy: The best of the rest from CES

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Re: Text messages from your dogs ...

We've got claw scratches in the plaster at light switch level.

Our Labrador worked out that we turn on the outside light switch when we go for walkies ∴ pressing the light switch is what causes walkies.

Mixing an invisible laser and a fire alarm made for a disastrous demo

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Our lab is equipped with large illuminated fire exit signs, all covered in black cloth.

A previous lab had the traditional large illuminated "Laser On" sign outside the door and conveniently another one inside the dark room

CES Worst in Show slams gummi gouging, money-wasting mugs, and other dubious kit

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OK so now I want a steam powered travel mug with a little boiler and a steam engine to open the lid

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Re: JBL clarification

Guessing that JBL don't advertise with whichever media company owns iFixit

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>I think anyone stupid enough to pay 200 anything’s on a coffee cup deserves to be scammed.

Lucky you don't drink tea them

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Re: Missed headline opportunity...

>God, it’s like reading a comment by an elderly maiden aunt

Since the Reg has gone USAsian we need to be culturally appropriate and more careful with offensive language.

Before you use words like *unt you need to ask what they identify as and what their pronouns are

Amazon slaps automatic encryption on S3 data

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Re: Really?

What threat/scenario does having it encrypted protect you against?

Someone stealing drives out of Amazon's data center and able to find your data

Someone stealing your login credentials but not your encryption key

Someone at Amazon having illegal access to your data but not having access to your keys or a master reset key?

Man wrongly jailed by facial recognition, lawyer claims

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Re: Am I overly cynical?

Surprised they didn't just shoot him from a distance based on the make of the car

Although to be fair, Minis are extremely rare in Britain and mostly driven by escaped murderers so are an irresistible target to firearms officers

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Re: Helo Ametica

>My relative was detained for having the same name as a wanted man. The wanted man was black. My relative is white.

So there is no discrimination in the justice system.

See also cases of 3 year olds being on a no-fly list because they have the same name as a long dead journalist on Nixon's "enemies list"

Cleaner ignored 'do not use tap' sign, destroyed phone systems ... and the entire building

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Re: Water and IT

At least it was accessible.

Alternate is a blocked drain underneath a solid concrete pad

Microsoft said to be thinking of sinking $10m into self-driving truck startup

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Re: Er, no...

>Math - if you don't understand it, you probably should not be in tech.

Special series-A math

Your company has raised $100M but has no product/sales/hope of a product for X years.

I'll give you $10M for 1% = you are now worth $1Bn

In return you guarantee I get 10x return on my $10M before anyone else (including the founders) get any money out.

And we get first refusal to invest in any future rounds on preferential rates

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Re: Needs 5 minutes to start up

When I hit the dashboard with my clipboard I want you to brake as if a child had run out into the road

......Installing updates 0% .....

Rate of disruptive tech and science discoveries has slowed over the decades, claims study

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Re: Fewer great developments, or just more crap ones?

And a certain mono-maniacal attitude toward serving you toasted bread products?

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Re: Fewer great developments, or just more crap ones?

They could at least have added AI

Japan lacks the expertise for renewed nuclear power after Fukushima

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So the government built them, spend $Bn then transferred them to their friends in the private sector who fired all the workers and operate them with subsidies.

That could work here

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Are their railways owned by the people or Warren Buffet ?

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I don't think Canadian Pacific would go for that.

Remember Canada is a dynamic capitalist country it couldn't operate a national railway like those backwards communists

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Re: I'm surprised

>build capacity for more beds.. although thats too bleedin obvious

And probably wrong.

Politicians love building new hospitals, it looks very good to be cutting ribbons. Plus if you're a conservative it's nice for your chums in the PPI business and if you're Labour it's nice for your chums in the PPI business.

But the beds will inevitably fill with old people who could be better cared for at home if you had spent anything like as much on social services as you did on your magnificent new edifice

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>WWII made Japan very reluctant to do anything nuclear.

Seems rather an odd attitude, they were the first to discover why you really do want to have nuclear toys.

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The US has a bunch of nuclear engineers in blue uniforms that you can pay to move to the private sector and will, grudgingly, let in foreigners.

Japan has no nuclear military (for some reason) and will insist on doing nothing until the caligraphy on the logo is perfect

FTX boss Sam Bankman-Fried pleads not guilty on eight charges

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Re: LDS summarised it well earlier

Crypto means you can trade directly with other crypto owners, you don't have to trust some self proclaimed billionaire in the Bahamas with your $$$

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Re: Couldn't look more guilty....

Although it remains to be seen if any of the fraud had anything to do with crypto. He took customer's deposits and went on a spending spree. That's just a less organised version of what Lehman Bros or the Icelandic banks did.

As for the people that 'invested' in the company itself, if you did the same to Theranos does that prove that medicine is crazy?

Ex-GE engineer gets two years in prison after stealing turbine tech for China

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Re: Not Surprising

I certainly think TSMC should be careful about hiring anyone with American connections at their new Arizona plant

PyTorch dependency poisoned with malicious code

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Re: Logical extension of a ML package

>but still, where's the due diligence?

How much are you paying for it ?

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The difference is pulling in other dependencies.

Closed source apps - I need to jump through a whole bunch of internal processes to use an external library, if it's also closed source product it will take a year for legal/purchasing to sort it out.

Opensource I'm going to pull in every existing command line/logging/networking/etc lib I can and each of these are going to pull in others etc etc.

Doing the product I need to have everything provably built from source (I even need a Fortran compiler for a Blas based library) but for R&D I can easily see myself leaking .ssh keys cos Spyder included some package which included some other package which was compromised.

Tesla misses Q4 delivery expectations as stock keeps sliding

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Re: Tesla could be in real trouble

Were those really a distraction or just clever marketing?

Tesla is probably the worlds best known, or most talked about, car company and spends nothing on adverts

Getting a coupe of interns to knock up a ridiculous low-polygon cybertruck gets Tesla a lot of front pages, and possibly derails plans vehicles at Dodge etc.

Elon Musk's cost-cutting campaign at Twitter extended to not paying rent, claims landlord

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Re: If you wish to be a capitalist, you have to abide to capitalism rules

There is a great American Life podcast on Toyota trying to explain this to American car makers. Ironically the plant they built is the one Telsa use in California

It wasn't just build engines badly. The US companies paid/penalised workers on their specific task - if the previous part was faulty you would just smash your stuff on top, even if that meant breaking both. Cars left the assembly line as a right-off when it could have just meant stopping to replace a stripped bolt.

'Multiple security breaches' shut down trucker protest

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Re: Superspreader? Give me a break.

1, the government is bad (at least if it isn't my party)

2, the government is requiring jabs (if only for hospital workers)

3, therefore the jab is bad

(Rather more worryingly my phone corrected that to Java is bad)

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Re: Superspreader? Give me a break.

I simply explain that as an Englishman their filthy foreign rules don't apply

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