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Keir Starmer's techno-fix for the NHS: Déjà vu disaster or brave new blunder?

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Re: NHS Linux

The difference on Linux is that somebody with a sales target to reach doesn't get to decide that if you need access to

certain data you also need to pay for PowerPoint aswell as Onedrive, and then decide that your bulk license has to count every employee from canteen to gardening as 'users'

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Re: It's not THAT hard!

>takes "quite a few years" to train a doctor, so if you open up the taps now, you'll get more doctors in something like a 5-10 year

If only foreign doctors were trained on how to work on the unique British physique

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> I think Keir needs more practise being ‘a normal chap’ just like Blair used to do

It's in the next service pack.

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I owe NHS IT a lot

It's what made me jump to this side of the pond.

Was doing interesting, if slightly underpaid, work at a little tech company oop north.

The receptionist had a boyfriend, a PFY who could barely string a sentence together but had a company 5series and I found out, was paid twice what I made as chief R&D.

He sold software to the NHS, he didn't understand what the software did, or why they needed it - but it was the only approved solution and the local NHS had to buy it. But somehow he was paid to 'sell' it

FBI abused spy law but only like 280,000 times in a year

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Re: FISA will be renewed as usual

That's the advantage a certain US president had. When you post all the worst stuff yourself on your own Twitter feed it's difficult for them to blackmail you

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Re: I'm not surprised

The Black Lives Matter protestors were African-American and so obviously linked to foreigners and so fair game for the FBI

Russian businesses want to party like it's 1959 with 6-day workweek

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Re: Capital idea comrades!

They all run down some steps waving banners, then everyone gets shiny biceps and a tractor and everyone lives happily ever after

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Slightly concerned about how the predictive text chose to correct that particular misspelling !

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Re: Shows the strain Russia's economy is under

>So is Ukraine

A country facing the fastest entry to the Eu and Nato ever - with everyone in Europe/USA queuing up to pump investments into it.

>Meanwhile Europe is depleted of the few weapons it had,

Europe is depleted of the USSR era weapons it was stuck with and every arms manufacturer from Seoul to Santiago is booking next years bonus.

>the US is a gentle psychooperative shove away from civil war

The US is always one missed happy meal away from civil war, it has been since before the last civil war

>That pretty much gives China carte-blanche to take Taiwan

We just showed China what the world response is to the worlds #2 superpower invading a little farming country we don't give a fsck about.

What do you think is going to be the response to a bunch of "racial epithets" invading a country we rely on for the chips in our heated car seats ?

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Re: Seriously?

>Will childcare, school, and whatever else cares for the sprogs

What are you, some sort of communist ?

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Re: Seriously?

The big advantage of slave labour - the ones made on friday afternoon are just as good !

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>What is a tankie?

It was a schism in 1960s left wing groups in Britain.

The Marxist-Leninists who whore knitted jumpers without arms were known as tanktop wearers - shortened to tankies.

They were opposed by the Moaists who preferred jumpers which opened up the front, these cardigan wearers were known as card-carriers

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Re: Development of Business Patriotism

>"I'm Backing Britain"

I think that's the theme for the party conference:

<whooping noise> warning, country is reversing,,,,,,

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Development of Business Patriotism

Conservative government starts hurriedly scribbling notes

China becomes the 37th country to approve Microsoft's Activision buyout

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China's unconditional surrender

I for one welcome our Start-menu wielding overlords

US supers maintain grip on Top500 list as China seemingly hides its powers

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Re: UK?

The government has launched a great Patriotic effort to scour the nations attics and car boot sales for old Speccies and BBC micros which will be put in a shed somewhere and form the UK's supercomputer center

Excess profits on Motorola's Airwave estimated to be £1.3B

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Re: Market not working well

> it seems to me that if you have a single monopoly supplier for an essential emergency service, that's not a market at all, and it's hardly surprising that the customer is in a poor bargaining position.

For instance there is only one Met Police. Which severely limits the opportunities for local capital based Genuinely Autonomous Network GroupS to provide a service of beating up protesters, sexually abusing women and murdering minorities with a lower cost base and a wider range of options than the current hidebound nationalised industry

And for a small payment, of less than your council tax contribution to the fuzz, you can arrange with the thieves guild not to be mugged for a year

China bans Micron products after security review finds unspecified flaws

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Re: How the hell can you add spyware to a DRAM chip? Get real.

We might not be able to do this but remember China has the technology to embed, invisible undetectable chips in Supermicro motherboards that can send all the information in the CPU to China over a secret network

Microsoft's big bet on helium-3 fusion explained

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> But just trying to think of the conditions necessary for that kind of fusiom makes me cry for my mummy!

The "Not In My Stellar Neighbourhood" bunch are a real limit on using Supernovae for power generation

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Re: Bad name, won't work.

His other notable invention caused enough damage

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Re: Very Large Fusion System

Wait till they privatise it, can't have everyone using it for free

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Re: Step one

Obviously we aren't going to build one - even if it worked

It would involve "investment" so Conservatives and Labour2.0 will be against it

It's NUKULAR so the Greens are against it

It's not coal so Labour1.0 will be against it

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Re: 100 million degrees!!

>What is that, Celsius or Kelvin?

That dinosaur skeleton is 100,000,001 years old.

How come so precise?

Well it was 100million years old when I visited last year

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Re: Not a strictly true statement

>we haven't actually razed any cities down to bedrock using fusion weapons

Although a few tropical islands and some bits of the American southwest have been extensively redecorated

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Re: The mysterious Megajoule and the eternal 20 year period

A Mars bar is almost a mega Joule

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Re: "Critically, Helion has yet to achieve ignition."

Although fusion reactors don't have a chain reaction so aren't critical

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Everybody likes donuts - cos the maths is simpler and it was all worked out 50 years ago

They have a problem that you can't run them continually so tricky for power plants and they work better as they get bigger - in fact small ones don't work at all until we got the new super-duper conductor (*) magnets

* not the official name, but I wish it was

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>So they need to produce a fusion reactor to produce fuel for the fusion reactor. If they have the first one working why would they need the second?

Same reason you have diesel generators on oil rigs

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Re: Bad name, won't work.

That's why the smart money is on the Wendelstein 7-X - that's a proper Bond villain gadget name

UK government prays that size doesn't matter as it chips in £1B for semiconductor sector

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Re: "Not in a position to compete against countries like Taiwan..."

Picofurlongs surely?

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Re: "smaller is better"

That's the cunning plan. With only £1Bn to spend, the British chips will have to be smaller than the huge $50Bn American chips. Just like a Mini vs a Cadilac.

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Re: "Not in a position to compete against countries like Taiwan..."

There is also "purchasing power parity", these fabs cost billions to build in Taiwan while in Britain sheds can be built for only a few hundred quid.

If we assume that a cutting-edge 3nm gen-5 fab, and a shed on an allotment are basically the same thing - then Britain could be a major player

First ever 64-bit version of Windows rediscovered … and a C compiler for it too

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DEC decided that we should replace all our Micro-Vaxen with Alphas - so they increased our maintenance contract to ludicrous mode.

Another bit of DEC were selling Alphas bundled with NT for 1/2 price of the same Alpha with VMS

So we bought a bunch of the NT workstations and installed Linux, RedHat IIRC, only issue was a fixed frequency monitor so you couldn't see anything until you got X windows configured perfectly. That took a weekend - thank Dave for an RS232 console port

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Re: Given its dominance on the desktop and corporate server world

> it appears to still produce useful software

Alongside Powerpoint, Onenote, Outlook, Teams and other management time sucks ?

Elizabeth Holmes is going to prison – with a $500m bill

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Re: Mixed feelings today

There is a difference between optimistic view of future performance and outright lying. Especially when the FDA are involved

Assuming the original plan was legitimate, and they were "faking it till you make it", then at some point it became obvious that the tech would never work and it turned into a scam.

This isn't that unusual, the iPhone that Jobs first demonstrated only worked on stage because they had setup a private cell network just for that device.

A lot of pre-release game consoles demo'ed at CES with the game actually running on a bunch of servers behind the curtain.

Another security calamity for Capita: An unsecured AWS bucket

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Re: Blah blah blah

MP's bank details are all freely available, along with their 'advisor' rates, on their business cards

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Re: Blah blah blah

Well you couldn't fine them because the costs would be passed on to the customers, who are the taxpayers who pay for this contract

NHS England spends £8M to extend Microsoft deals by a month

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Re: Long Term Solution

How could the NHS offer cutting edge surgery without PowerPoint?

VA, Oracle's Cerner agree on renegotiated health records contract

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Learning from history

Not for nothing is Oracle known as the graveyard of empires

We regret to inform you Earth will not be destroyed by an asteroid within 1,000 years

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scientists can reliably track asteroid paths about 100 years into the future,

scientists can reliably track KNOWN asteroid paths about 100 years into the future,

Space is really big, rocks are really dark, we don't have much radar

Dyson moans about state of UK science and tech, forgets to suck up his own mess

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Re: With two-faced "friends" like Dyson, Britain doesn't need enemies

You're allowed to write to your MP about a planning application and the head of a property developer that just donated a million quid to the party is allowed to chat to an MP (and home secretary) while they're having a free holiday on their yacht = that's democracy

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Re: With two-faced "friends" like Dyson, Britain doesn't need enemies

>All they have to do is smile when cutting the ribbons. A royal who's been trained from birth to do what's best for the country is a better choice than many.

That seems optimal, assuming they are paid the going rate for somebody whose only skill is waving and smiley blankely.

Top AI execs tell US Senate: Please, please pour that regulation down on us

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Re: Pulling up the ladder

Computers are becoming too powerful and we need regulation to stop anyone else making them = IBM chief in 1960

Offshore wind power redesign key to adoption, says Irish firm

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Re: USA

Work - the curse of the drinking classes

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Re: USA

"a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat."

Are you sure? "Less likely" I could believe but is Manhattan really the global minima for wild goat bites? Especially if we are including the outer boroughs

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Re: Balast

>Finding cheaper and more suitable balast sources would seem like a better direction of research

Ideally a ballast that is massless during transport and installation but then very very dense when in use

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USA

But Ireland is part of the USA. Look at all the Americans who are 'Irish' despite being born in, and never leaving, the contiguous united States

To quench AI's thirst, the way we build, operate datacenters needs to change

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Re: Look North !!

>Question, when you evaporate water for cooling does it not become water later? Another words, it rains down wind from the dc or at least seeds the clouds?

But that's in a different zoning district so doesn't count.

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Re: Look North !!

And what's better you have reliable power, good communications infrastructure and low latency links to make centers of population.

EU and Canada on waiting list for Google's AI chatbot Bard

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Re: depressing advice is simply 'never trust your eyes or ears ever again.'

Engagement.

Imagine el'reg but instead of handful of drunken scribes scrawling a couple of stories a day (sorry ed) you have an AI writing unlimited purple prose directly targeted at your specific interests and opinions?

Obviously that would be shite - but imagine the same thing for people on Facebook or Twitter or Instagram

If you want VR / Metaverse to take off (for some reason) you can't have an 80s videogame level of polygon graphics, you need beautiful, unique, realistic, scene design - but for free.

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