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Textbook publishers sue shadow library LibGen for copyright infringement

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Re: Welcome to the new corporate Register

I used to do research at the tax payer's expense and publish it so others could benefit.

I then reviewed other papers for free in my own time and my colleagues edited for free.- for a journal that charged me $$/page to publish and then demanded $ for me to download a copy of my own paper, after charging my library $$$$ to subscribe

Chap blew up critical equipment on his first day – but it wasn't his volt

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>if we were able to tap and retain the energy of lightning

Great, climate change isn't bad enough - this guy wants to piss-off Thor and Zeus

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Re: Should this be so easy?

Can I suggest you connect a whole bunch of the sockets in a ring rather than running individual lines ?

That way you have twice the current capacity and use much less copper

Or you could save up your KitKat wrappers and use those as an alternative to Cu for house wiring.

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Re: Should this be so easy?

>North America & Japan must upgrade to 230V.

Japan yes, they can even keep their traditional power diversity by changing which pin is earth in different parts of the country.

But can Americans really be trusted with 230v ?

Have you seen how easily they hurt themselves with relatively safe toys like SUVs and AR15s

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Re: Should this be so easy?

That's why those baby toys with the shaped blocks and holes as so important.

You can watch everyone else's kid trying the block in different holes as they learn

Then you can watch your kid furiously hammering the square block into the round hole - and know you have bred a future engineer

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The unit is so small because electrons are easily moved.

Telling them the famous story of the electron and positron who were in love but tragically doomed, will move them to tears

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>Should there be a Reg Standard

110v = lick finger, that's your live

220v = ouch, rubs arm muscle, that's your live.

415v = we are gathered here today to remember...

anything KV = can you smell bacon?

NASA wants to believe ... that you can help it crack UFO mysteries

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Re: Easy

Aliens visit earth frequently. But it's such a boring planet that it only gets included I'm those visit 10 Galaxies in 10days tours you get advertised in the Sirius-B Sunday Supplemenrs

So the aliens only have chance to get off the ship, laugh at some yokel and probe a cow before taking off to see the fire swamps of Golgafricham

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Re: A zero day in human DNA

But we have chemtrails to protect us. They are nature's tin foil hat

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Re: Cunning Plan

What could you advertise to people so gullible they believe that there are UFOs and NASA covers it up?

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Cunning Plan

1, Tell all the UFO conspiracy nuts they need to install a government app to report if they see a UFO.

2, sit back and laugh

3,profit

GitHub alienates developers by force feeding them AI recommendations

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Re: XHub

>Isn't that a porn site?

Good news - yes

Bad news - it's exclusively images of scantily clad obsolete network kit and wheel centers

Greater Manchester Police ransomware attack another classic demo of supply chain challenges

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Re: Outsourcing

Thought we could trust the chap, he's in the lodge afterall

Meet Honda's latest electric vehicle: A rideable suitcase

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Re: Dignity isn't the only thing at risk

It's carbon neutral. Honda guarantee that exactly the same amount of carbon remains in the vehicle at end of life as when it was made = carbon neutral!

Stoner Cats NFT project declawed for being an unregistered security

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Re: Get Rich Quick

That's why you need to buy my book and seminars on how to avoid get rich quick scams.

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Bernie Madoff paid for "Wolf of Wall St", leading to the first legitimate set of accounts for a Hollywood movie

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Re: "[they] wanted all the benefits [..] but ignored the legal responsibilities"

That's why I insisted on being paid only in pictures of genuine US $

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Re: Get Rich Quick

My global megacorp owner announced they paid $$$$ to a consultant who will use AI to calculate how many clamshells we need to offset our orphan grinding business

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Although there are plenty of films funded by normal proceeds of normal crime that score equally badly

Having slammed brakes on hiring, Google says it no longer needs quite so many recruiters

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I think they should go further and investigate them selling software to foreigners

Patriotic companies like Budweiser don't go around selling Pabst Blue Ribbon to Germans. Ford don't let the Japanese buy F150 dualies with the rolling coal stacks

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Re: Poor targeting

Not if they stopped a competitor from hiring and so slowed its growth. Or if those new hires are replacing more expensive staff while doing the same job.

Google promises eternity of updates for Chromebooks – that's a decade for everyone else

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Probably smart move

It's a simple self-contained OS,they just have to back port a few Linux kernal security patches and keep allowing chrome updates to work.

Unlike a certain HW seller they have no need for you to buy the new shiny, as long as you keep giving their browser your eyeballs

And it forces the others to spend $$$ keeping Windows11 OS-XXIIV running for a decade.

Friends don't let friends use AI to chat

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Re: Would it not be simpler ...

May I introduce you to amanfromMars1 ?

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Re: "...authenticity and sincerity..."

LOL

Eggplant emoji

Arm's lawyers want to check assembly expert's book for trademark missteps

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Re: lawyers are now reviewing her book for any trademark violations

They didn't point out security flaws, she had a site called a*m-exploits.com

I'm assuming we now have to do the observant Jewish thing of referring only to 'the name' or 'the processor that is called processor'

IBM Software tells workers: Get back to the office three days a week

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company goals

Since IBM's company goals are to get rid of all the staff over 30 or earning above minimum wage in a 3rd world call center - preferably without any lawsuits.

Getting people to resign rather than return to the office is a win all round

Microsoft, recently busted by Beijing, thinks it's across China's ever-changing cyber-offensive

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Re: The Internet enables everything

>And in spite of this, the world is much less safe than it was even 30 years ago, let alone 70+ years ago.

Peace and global safety are what comes to mind for most of the C20

NASA rockets draining its pockets as officials whisper: 'We can't afford this'

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Re: Not quite over budget yet

Most 'Indian' food you've heard of is Muhgal/Persian originally.

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Re: Meanwhile over in Ars Technica...

>Apollo rockets used hydrocarbon (~kero.) and liq. oxygen while the second stage used liq. oxygen and liq. hydrogen

LH2+LO2 gives best bang / weight, so you use it for second stage where you have to lift all the fuel before you use it. But if you need a really BFR the cryo-tanks get really-really big, so you use Aga-fuel+LO2 for the first stage.

Think of it as methanol powered Nascar vs Diesel Tonka truck

>(or why the shuttle required solid fuel boosters)

Fuck, I've run the numbers and these insanely complex cryo engines we reused from the Saturn V 2nd stage aren't going to move the Shuttle. We are going to need some serious help(*)

(* 1st rule of explosives, if it doesn't work - add more explosive)

> the practicalities of handling cryogenic liquids

Don't tuck your trousers into your boots and make sure your fly is done up.

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Re: Not quite over budget yet

At current rate of progress - at least on arrival we'll find an Indian restaurant

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Re: Still cheaper than HS2...

But it will achieve the main goal of making Birmingham "commutable" to London, so raising Birmingham house prices to London levels, so making a lot of voters feel suddenly very rich when it comes election time

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Re: Still cheaper than HS2...

When I was a student there, 20 years ago, the new rail system didn't go all the way to LAX because of legal objections by taxi/rental car companies and didn't go to Pasadena because of Nimbys in posher South Pasadena.

Now the subway goes to LAX but to get to downtown you have to change trains twice at stations both named after local riots....

So, UBER does really well there

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Re: It's not NASA's fault.

The point of Nasa is to show the commie's whose boss distribute money to congress member home states

You don't expect to waste all that money letting nerds build nerd toys for fun ?

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Re: Make rockets, not war

Except this is slush-funding to LockheedMartinBoeingGrummanBall (rearrange depending on this week's M&A) to keep them in business until they are needed fore the next shooty-bangy party

Toyota servers ran out of storage, crashed production at 14 plants in Japan

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Not just a Japanese problem

A similar thing happened at Morgan. Where they had to wait until the foreman had finished the whole packet before have the back of it to write on.

Northern Irish cops release 2 men after Terrorism Act arrests linked to data breach

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Re: Terrorism?

That's highly offensive.

On behalf of the people of Betelgeuse VII we object to the idea that the orange giant is anything to do with our red supergiant

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Re: PSNI overly optimistic

>The French are responsible for everyone's' problems since forever.

Especially the French's problems

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el'reg is hoping to bring about the "Shrove Tuesday" accord between Apple and the IRA

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That's the nice thing about anti-terrorism laws.

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Fortunately in the history of this faire isle the police and politicians have always been wise and fair and would never use such a law.

(Offer not valid in N Ireland)

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Re: Terrorism?

You forget, a police officer can never break the law because "I am the law"

Right to repair advocates have a new opponent: Scientologists

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Re: Expose

> Jesus.....

the basic message of love and forgiveness is a good one.

Over here, that old "woke Jesus" has been replaced by a new interpretation

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Re: Expose

Did they have to be born in Manchester again? It seems a shame to be saved and yet still a Lancastrian

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Re: Great fun.

Only if you chant at the same time.... Ohm....

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Re: Huh

>Does that mean there was something "wrong" with the old ones?

God changes his(her) mind quite often

When the implementation was in stone tablets it was a real pain to do in-field updates. You had to send a bunch of crusading knights.

With software updates you can just roll out a quick patch to fix that whole "no-bacon+penis-snipping" bug

Farewell WordPad, we hardly knew ye

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Re: Just the text

I know one forensic's firm that used to run outgoing documents through Wordpad and rename the output rft ".doc"

That way MS-Word would open them as normal, but they were sure there was no history/identifying info/etc in the file

Los Alamos finishes installing Crossroads super to test nukes without a big bang

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Re: the Test Ban Treaty will eventually be scuttled

Which is a shame, it's the thing England, India, Pakistan, Australia and the W Indies agree on.

If only we could have taught the Americans, we would have world peace

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You believe the USA have WMDs? Based purely on some dodgy video you found on the internet which was obviously faked on a soundstage.

Those guys were obviously actors

Cops drill into chat apps, sink plot to smuggle tonnes of coke into Europe

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Do you mean all the bodies locked up as a result as a result of the recent US insurrection,

Or the ones turned into bodies because the tightly regulated authorities got the data that the person was Jewish/Gay/Communist/Catholic/etc

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