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No new top boss at NSA until it answers questions about buying up location, browsing data

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Re: Psychiatric Report in the Freudian Tradition/Patent: amanfromMars 1/Author: ChatGPT

Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29 , then it discovers el'reg and just starts shit-posting for fun

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Re: Call for control of personal information market

>executing kills based on obtained metadata

At least Google knows where the Chinese embassy in Belgrade is. Apple maps and the USAF, not so much.

Watchdog claims retaliation from military after questioning cushy federal IT contracts

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Re: Warp core

>so I guess it should be associated with Dr Who?

Shurley that show with Shatner ?

America's ambitious Artemis III likely to miss 2025 Moon landing date, auditors sigh

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Re: Rocket science is hard and all that

Obviously they take some atmosphere with them

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Re: $4B, limit

>Boeing can only build half an SLS per year. There is no point paying billions to get them to go faster

There is if they have any more 737-max problems or they can't fix the 787

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We choose to go to the moon

Not because it is easy, but because it allows us to push funding to defence companies in a bunch of states in a way that would otherwise require us to have a war to justify

Actually going to the moon is sort of irrelevant, it's all about the velocity of the money supply that matters. You could achieve pretty much the same result if the rocket didn't work, so long as nobody found out.

That time a JPL engineer almost killed a Mars Rover before it left Earth

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I think there is one safety critical standard that all the wires must be the same colour. Idea is that it requires you to check each connection individually rather than assuming somebody else wired it correctly and that RED=12V

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The big flashing red light and siren tell you that this room isn't on fire. It's the room where we turned out all the lights so you can see the fire more easily

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Re: The loss of telemetry was not a random event ...

I'll AVO go as well

Musk tells advertisers to 'go f**k' themselves as $44B X gamble spirals into chaos

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Re: Delusional narcissist

>I shudder to think what the US would be like had Hillary gained office

She would have had the balls to invade Canada and deal with the menace of geese once and for all

Honda cooks up an electric motorbike menu, with sides of connectivity

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Re: Goodbye

Just get a grip and you'll go far

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Re: NC range

>Not sure who started the "modular" production approach to motorcycle

I think it's a well known Danish company. If I remember their eponymous Movie you can even rebuild it while riding.

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Re: Goodbye

>Brakes are so boring...

They just hold you back

Hubble science instruments still out after going down 3 times in a week

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Robotic service, as in bolt on a new external module with extra gyros = easy

Robotic service, as in pull out failing reaction wheels from deep inside the body = tricky, although they were swapped by one of the last service missions. Unfortunately you really need the reaction wheels to be close the CoG so a bolt-on upgrade isn't as easy

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Re: Boosting

>The upgrades have replaced vast amounts of the telescope over the years, but I'm not sure you could reasonably have built several new versions and launched those for less than the maintenance costs.

Hubble cost many times more than it should because of the service missions - they made it a "manned mission" and imposed much more stringent requirements, and launching from the Shuttle into an orbit that allowed servicing also meant that its operation was severely compromised.

The storage cost for the years after the challenger disaster were estimated to be about what a comparable unmanned recon satellite costs.

Some of this was the politics/environment of the day (which ran on into JWST) - starting now you would probably build a family of identical spacecraft busses with upgraded instruments and launch the with the much cheaper commercial options

Someone else has a go at reforming US Section 702 spying powers – and nope, no warrant requirement

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Re: Shocking!

>Why do we keep working so hard to ignore the painful lessons of history?

We do, we have learnt that if you don't keep an eye on your own citizens all sorts of bad things can happen to an autocracy

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Re: Batshit logic

> senator from Langley

He's got to be the most surveilled individual on the planet - his browser history is probably scrolling on the ticker in the CIA lobby

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Funnily enough banking laws here specifically call out politicians, lawyers, judges and the like - you have to declare it when you open an account

I thought it was to give them extra security, keep their home address anonymous etc but it's because they are much more likely to be receiving large suspicious deposits of cash that the authorities might be interested in

No link between internet use and poor mental health, according to Oxford boffins

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Re: Oh, and by the way ...

Arghhh, what's the internet law about any post commenting on a typo will contain a typo ?

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Remember how there was no Police violence before people carried cell phone cameras?

Well there was that case in LA where someone happened to be testing a new VHS camcorder.

Obviously the fault of technology

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Re: Socialising, sleep and exercise

>Does Cliff Richard negatively impact well-being?

Yes the rate of death among people who bought Cliff's first records is much higher than those buying Taylor Swift's

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Re: Oh, and by the way ...

>a canon is a large smoking gun.

Canonically a large smoking fun is a cannon

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Re: Only qualitative?

I'd love to know where you get a sample of young people across all social/economic groups that don't use internet to compare them to

It's like a study that showed CRT monitors are bad for you, by comparing blood pressure in Wall St traders who used CRT monitors and Amish farmers who didn't.

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Re: Wrong way to study...

Obvious solution is to go back to a time when teenagers could only be referred to the clinic for treatment by their GP and have GPs ignore mental health issues in teenagers, it's only a phase they're going through, et viola a reduction in mental health clinic admissions for teens.

AI threatens to automate away the clergy

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Re: Evidence

So what you're saying is that USB-C proves G*d exists and so he/she/they don't

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Re: Kryten would be happy...

Where else would all the dead toasters go?

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Re: Electric Monks

What we really need is the video recorder that could watch TV for you.

Now we need something to watch TikTok, Instagram and TPFKAT - cos I'm not going to do it myself

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>As far as we know, ChatGPT doesn't commune with the big guy upstairs.

All ChatGPT does is recycle existing published sources it has found and rehash them into a new story without understanding any of the meaning.....

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Re: Kind of misses the point...

And it was the nuns at catholic school that explained to me that although BandAid was OK, cos that rude singer was a nice catholic Dublin boy, the reason the 'black babies' were starving was because their heathen superstitions meant they couldn't eat cows

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Re: Kind of misses the point...

Can AI lead a crusade against the infidels? Can it root out and punish the sinners/unbelievers/people-who-believe-in-a-slightly-different-version-of-the-same-thing ?

Can it persecute people that like to put their ding-dong in a different ooh-ooh (and say so in public instead of just doing it and lying about it)

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>...and how we even let people pick up these kind of jobs is really criminal.

Clergy? That was the original grift.

Some very smart dude looks out of the cave, thinks of all the lions out there and says to the rest of the tribe.

"Hey you could all get eaten by lions / have a volcano fall on you - who knows why this happens."

Well I have discovered there is a magic invisible fairy that controls it and only I can talk to it.

So if I stay here safe in the cave and you all bring back an offering of mammoth for their sky fairy I'll ask it not to smite you

UK government rings the death knell for SIM farms

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Re: Yankification

Makes sense, "Sixth" is REAL not INTEGER

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Re: "Ultra Vires"?

Until somebody works out that Latin is European

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Re: Poor proof reading

And if they're lucky they medalize or at least podiumize

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Re: Ban banning things

I'm sure Blair2.0 can fix it by merely requiring some form of identification to buy a SIM, perhaps in the form of a card ?

US lawmakers have Chinese LiDAR on their threat-detection radar

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I call on the government to go further

Solder is used in all our vital military and civil electronics, most of the solder is made in China and could be communicating vital national security data to people who refuse to use knives and forks

We must ban Chinese solder

X/Twitter booted out of Australia's disinformation-fighting club

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Re: So, Musk is digging the hole ever deeper

I don't think they would use a French word

Nvidia’s China-market H20 chips hit another speed bump

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Re: Really?

The government banning exports to a foreign country cos they disapprove of how they treat their minorities sounds like communism.

Of course if the USA is only doing it to preserve their military and economic hedgemony, that would be acceptable

Tiny11 shrinks Windows 11 23H2 down to pocket size

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Re: runs on old kit

>mine has endured significantly more abuse than a modern X series could stand up to.

I think you might be misunderstanding the nature of capitalism. I have a storeroom full of Dell XPS that are out of official support and so corporate abandoned them.

There was also a bunch of Alienware that somebody managed to specify for 'graphics intensive CAD workloads' don't know what happened to them !

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Re: It's a nice kick in the teeth

Not necessarily, most consumers aren't optimising for reduced install footprint.

We used to install the Windows 'N' builds - the anti-trust version with no bundled codes - to save a few Gb on VMs

But for a customer buying a preinstalled machine with a Tb of disk - it's optimal for them to have drivers for every bit of weird hardware and fonts for every language, without having to go online to download it.

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Or I need to install Windows on a VM cos of that one internal app that needs windows - but I don't want to use 256Gb to run a single utility to reset my doomsday device

Tesla sues Swedish government after worker rebellion cripples car biz

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Re: FFS

But it is a union effectively making government policy. Suppose the US longshoreman decide they aren't unloading Volvos (officially cos of their Chinese owner and uighurs) or no Porsches (cos he was a Nazi)

No, of course the USA hasn't banned the import of European cars, it's just legitimate worker's rights.

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Re: Tesla should deal

But this isn't Tesla employees - it's a political move by an essentially government union.

Suppose as a protest about Gaza whichever union does airport immigration desks decided it wasn't going to process [Jewish/Muslim] visitors ?

Do we really need another non-open source available license?

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Re: If Only

>but there was this one guy who was some kind of kernel developer, and he was an absolute cock. He had to stick his nose into everything.

That's the nice thing about working in commercial corporate software development, everybody pulls together for the good of the shareholders. The efficiency of the market means that anyone not contributing surplus value is weeded out by ruthless capitalism

Europe's Ariane 6 rocket rated 'ready to rumble' after passing hot fire test

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Re: Glimmer of hope.

>We all remember the earlier Ariane "mishaps" so they are not our of the woods yet for sure.

Ariane 5 has a pretty good record. The first one blew, the first one of the improved version 10 years later fell into a swamp - but the others stayed up !

they had a couple of 2nd stage partial failures but on a scale of massive rockets they have an enviable record.

They were also much more precise than alternatives at the time, so the payloads didn't need as much manoeuvring fuel themselves - don't know how SpaceX's craft compare

BOFH: Groundbreaking discovery or patently obvious trolling?

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Re: @base

enum Bool

{

True,

False,

FileNotFound

};

< pre > seems a bit broken ?

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Unless you work for an outfit who think patents = innovation and so pay beer tokens t people who get patents

German budget woes threaten chip fab funding for Intel and TSMC

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Re: Debt brake released

We demand a fiscally responsible balanced budget.

So until we have paid off the mortgage we aren't feeding the children

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