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Going green Hertz: Rental giant axes third of EV fleet over lack of demand

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Re: One of the problems is that Hertz chose Tesla's

But if you were offering an EV as a premium upgrade it had to be a Tesla. Especially a few years ago when Hertz launched this.

It was also easier for a manager to swing an upgrade to a premium rental if it was part of the company's Green Agenda. I know were all allowed to rent 'Standard option' in the US but could rent any EV

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Re: A good way to ruin a vacation

They were good in some circumstances when EVs were new. It was fun to try out a Tesla from the airport and cool to arrive at the customer site in one

But for a vacation rental? No way - and I drive an EV everyday

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Re: The problem with EVs for rentals....

Also until there is more history , insurers are wary of liability down the road. So if you have a small crash they will scrap the car rather than replace a bumper and risk being blamed if someone burns to death in later fire

What to make of Google backing Right-to-Repair in Oregon? 'It gives me hope'

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Re: Call me a cynic

It hurts Apple more than it hurts them.

Making a repairable Pixel won't cost much more and they aren't relying on upgrade/replacement sales as much as Apple.

While we fire the boss, can you lock him out of the network?

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Re: Likewise ...

And the quote is "The customer is always right in matters of taste" ie. if the customer wants their Rolls Royce painted gold with flock wall paper interior then they get it ( at a price ) but if they start telling you how they want the engine designed they can fsck off

Uncle Sam wants to make it clear that America's elections are very, very safe

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Re: You can trust me ...

But the Hunter laptop contains the programming to steal elections and who killed JFK

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Re: You can trust me ...

Elections in the US are seriously compromised, look at how the election stealing has been so well hidden that the police, FBI and courts haven't found any evidence. Obviously the result of sophisticated state actors

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Re: T-Shirts

Probably more 'Stop the Steel' hats, unless you're one of the book lernin dictionary owning types

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Re: If you want confidence in elections, make it hard to commit fraud

undesirables' are too thick to procure a gov't id.

No you just make an NRA membership or a Gold AMEX the only accepted forms of voter ID.

Kind of like how a government a lot closer to home made a pensioners bus pass or a driving licence acceptable but not a student ID and were 'surprised' when the voters skewed older/richer

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Re: Well, to a certain point

And don't forget to redraw the boundaries so that every voter for the evil opponent is in one multi-dimensional-hyper-fractal-Moebius district while you include a prison in each of your dozens of districts (prison populations count to the electoral vote weighting, but the prisoners can't vote)

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Re: "From whom, exactly, we wonder"

But remember this is the touchy-feely 21st century, it's not the oppressive nerdy maths of the number of votes that count - it's how you feel in your heart that you won.

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Re: every qualified vote will be counted

Although not every vote will count. Remember to live in a small republican wholesome rural state so that your electoral college votes are worth more than the huddle masses yearning to be free in large metropolitan cities (where they are probably all communists anyway)

US Navy sailor swaps sea for cell after accepting bribes from Chinese snoops

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Re: there is no yardarm HIGH enough

It's really his own fault. Remember when arrested for spying don't say anything to the police except 'I'm running for President'

Also demand your constitutional rights to be tried by a judge you appointed because they were a political supporter

New year, new bug – rivalry between devs led to a deep-code disaster

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Re: Test on the slowest box

Search for Morecombe+Wise show and Andre Previn

You're playing all the wrong notes!

I'm playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order.

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Re: About box Easter Eggs

But if you have no "undocumented features", what do you call the bugs ?

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Re: Test on the slowest box

>You type, and some keys get lost and others get switched in pairs.

You want the keys to arrive in a particular order?

You need to upgrade to our super-duper(tm) Enterprise grade version

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Re: Amiga pedantry. Sorry.

>a 60 MB external SCSI drive. It cost $600. I thought that I would never run out of storage

When external full height 1Gb SCSI drives dropped to 1000quid we bought one for every workstation. Unlimited storage, never have to copy data on-off tape again!

I just bought a 256Gb SD card for the dashcam, so small I will lose it, for the price of the SCSI terminator

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Re: I am Jacks

Or in Full Metal Jacket mode

This is my P45, there are many like it but this one's mine.

My P45 is my best friend. It is my life

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Re: Out in the fields

We had the opposite, worked in the field but not in the office.

A Bluetooth connection between an oil field data logger and a PDA, with a pairing that was "simplified".

Great in the middle of nowhere with not a cell phone to the horizon. Took it to a trade show with 10,000 visitors, all with multiple Bluetoothy gadgets screaming for attention and our device went to have a little cry in the corner

Open source's new mission: To boldly go where no software has gone before

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Re: We need safe-harbour for communities of humans: developers and users.

Perhaps "in the spirit of the license" - I'm sure that evil corp RedHat strictly speaking "complies" with the license

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Re: Only for a specific type of open source, and only from a certain viewpoint

The BSD license doesn't necessarily mean less code gets given back.

I've used the OpenCV (BSD licensed computer vision lib) in a few commercial products where I wouldn't have been able to use GPL, and even LGPL would have been a fight with legal.

I've also contributed code to it, personally and 'on company time'. But if it wasn't BSD we would have been forced to just write our own just concentrating on reinventing the bits of the wheel we needed ad that would have been locked away inside company

Nearly 200 Boeing 737 MAX 9 airplanes grounded after door plug flies off mid-flight

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Cockpit voice recorder

This seems to be a bit of red herring.

It's not clear what the pilots could have been saying or doing to cause this.

If they were hoping for a "hey what does this 'door eject' button do" ? to absolve Boeing - I suspect they were likely to get a lot more "what the BLEEEP", followed by a lot of wind noise

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Re: Alaska Airlines

I used to have a car that I didn't trust to go on long trips.

Of course I wasn't flying 200 people at 40,000ft at 600mph - but I'm obviously not the sort of go-getter that Alaskan look for

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Lessons have been learned

Thoughts and prayer can cancel this one boss, nobody died

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Re: What is/was that saying?

Ironic bit was that Alaskan just ran a rather jingoistic campaign that it was now a "Proudly All-American Boeing" fleet - having got rid of some Airbuses that it obtained in a merger.

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Re: Nearly 200 Boeing 737 MAX 9 airplanes grounded after door plug flies off mid-flight

Quite a few doors on airliners aren't plug type (777 and A340 IIRC ) the old "pull in and rotate" plug doors take up a lot of internal space, and of course almost all cargo doors are open outwards

The open-outwards doors are still held closed by air-pressure (and a metric shit-tonne of safeties) by having the pressure difference act on the latches in a rather clever arrangement.

New cars bought in the UK must be zero emission by 2035 – it's the law

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No there will just be carve outs and loopholes

It won't apply to 'trucks' so everyone will buy a pickup or off roaders will be exempt so everyone gets a Chelsea tractor. Or somebody gets their hatchback classified as a van - like the PT Cruiser

Result is massive increase in oil consumption

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Re: "It's all about me"

So privatise the roads. £10/mi to drive an ICE, £1/mile to drive an electric = problem solved

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Re: Alternatives to car use?

A 1.5tonne car to take little Granola to school? They're deathtraps I need at least a Range Rover or G Wagon.

The new M1 replacement is going to be a hybrid perhaps one of those for the school run

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Re: UK govt, as usual, is totally irrelevant

But when labour win the next election Keir will reopen all t'pits

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Re: Hmmm..

That's the plan. Once all cars are EVs all insurance will be 1000quid/month and the UK's GDP will soar to levels where we can afford Liz Truss as PM

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Re: will of the people...

Democracy, if the people voting for you don't care about the environment then your duty is to not care about the environment.

That's why Blair won such a large mandate, working class voters are really pro middle east wars. While upper class voters preferred wars in the south Atlantic

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Re: Hmmm..

I have already doubled my carbon footprint to ensure further sea level rises.

Soon the Dutch will pay for their overthrow of James 2nd

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Re: Following the UK governments lead

Have you thought of declaring those emissions to happen abroad and so being entirely carbon free in the UK?

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Re: Think of the Grid!

SNP solution, if Scotland got independence it would of course instantly become Norway.

But that would also mean England would get independence and so logically also become Norway.

Then the only problem is how to charge Wales

Windows keyboards to get a Copilot key – but how quickly will users jump?

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They haven't renames it Explorer then ?

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It just deletes Firefox and Chrome, sets Edge as your default browser and then subscribes you to O365

US reportedly pushed ASML to cancel chipmaking kit for China early

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Re: Not America Telling

>Only communists want to further arm an aggressive communist power.

But I still want cheap trainers so Vietnam is OK ?

After all, America likes winners

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Re: I hadn't realized Washington had jurisdiction over a Dutch manufacturer

Or rather, bringing a bit of Europe into Britain

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Re: I hadn't realized Washington had jurisdiction over a Dutch manufacturer

He failed to negotiate a deal with Norway and was responsible for bringing Britain into Europe?

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And the USA will say they can't use Cymer EUV light sources, or sell or borrow in dollars, or sell to any customer that wants to use dollars

Or ASML could simply add 10% to the price Intel are paying for their next round of machines

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Re: I hadn't realized Washington had jurisdiction over a Dutch manufacturer

That's why we Brexited, so Washington couldn't tell us what to do.

Now advanced British semiconductor machinery can now be exported to anywhere in the empire that needs a new Babbage engine

Driverless cars swerve traffic tickets in California even if they break the law

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Re: If Corporations Are People

Yes but you can't expect the constitution to apply to Japanese Blacks Women Muslims immigrants

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Re: How hard can it be?

Would be a good way to crush the emerging industry.

We should have done the same with airlines in the 1950s - fining the aircraft manufacturers $bn for each death

That way we would have high speed public transport, except we wouldn't have trains or subways cos we would have fined them all $M/death in C19

Bicycle manufacturers should be responsible for any accident where the bike's engineering doesn't perfectly protect the rider

Horses of course are a massive pollution hazard that would give the EPA and NIH the vapours

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Re: If Corporations Are People

>as non-US-citizens are also people

The supreme court and 80M voters might not take that as axiomatic

A tale of 2 casino ransomware attacks: One paid out, one did not

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Re: All because of crypto

No but you can take out an easily carriable few million in Rome, walk across the frontier into the Vatican, deposit it and withdraw it in Columbia the same day to fund your 'charitable works'

People power made payroll support in putrid places prodigiously perilous

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Re: The Flintstones OP Song

It's a living....

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ran oil rigs to find computers

Surely you would run computers to find oil rigs, or at least where to place them

Nvidia slowed RTX 4090 GPU by 11 percent, to make it 100 percent legal for export to China

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Re: NVIDIA laughing

At least it's only graphics cards. Imagine if Boeing were allowed to sell jet aircraft to the wily oriental foe

CEO arranged his own cybersecurity, with predictable results

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Re: Shameful confession time:

>or is in a different place on the U.S. keyboard

Special award for the RPI that prompts for a password at the start of install, then asks for the keyboard layout later....

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