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CERN seeks €20B to build a bigger, faster, particle accelerator

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Re: Priorities

No it's a legitimate concern that a lot of very useful but lower energy, and therefore less sexy, but useful facilities got shut down while building the LHC.

It's like saying we should invest in sport and fitness, host the Olympics, build massive stadiums but closing all local playing fields to pay for it.

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Re: Priorities

What if we ran 2 militaries in circles around Switzerland and had them crash into each other ?

We might not learn as much, but it would be entertaining

Apple Vision Pro is creating a new generation of glassholes

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Re: Glassholes

Yes but none of this explains the (alleged) pitchfork wielding mobs hunting down the original Google-glass wearers = "glassholes"

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Glassholes

It always seemed a bit of an over-reaction

Were there really armies of google glass wearers following people into bathrooms to video them?

Was it just a slow news day and the Us equivalent of the Daily Fail had a field day? Did the hate just go viral for no reason?

EU repair rights bill tells manufacturers to fix up or ship out

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Re: This is what the EU is for

I suspect cars, especially EVs, will be exempt.

Or any product category where the manufacturer is European.

Aircraft rivet hole issues cause delays to Boeing 737 Max deliveries

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Re: Air-o-space

>And if you truly believe an astronaut would drill a hole in their own spaceship

She did detonate the engines, but to be fair she did try to stop them bringing it onboard

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Re: Reap what you sow

> Do Boeing actually make aircraft now or are they just assembling kits these days?

A charge which could be more accurately aimed at Airbus. There is nothing wrong with having subcontractors if you manage them properly.

Nobody is claiming Intel could make better phones than Apple because they have in-house fabs.

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re: If it's a Boeing I ain't going.

A sentiment being embraced by the airframe itself

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Boeing make almost exactly the same amount of $ form civil / military+space and "services"

I suspect they do a lot of spreadsheeting to decide how much profit they make in each of these depending on who they are going begging to at the moment

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Re: Boeing should

>No make the executives liable for premeditated manslaughter for any crashes caused by cut backs.

But the problem wasn't Boeing it was a totally independant supplier spun off from Boeing

The WhiteStar line can't be held responsible for the Titanic because look-out services was outsourced to a gig worker in the Crow's nest

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Re: And then there's the engine inlet problem...

The Wright Flyer had no windshield and so no requirement for windshield wipers.

Since the Boeing 737 is really just a development of the Boeing 000 (aka the Wright Flyer) there is no requirement for it to have windshield wipers.

All McDonald Douglas Boeing had to do was find who owns the Wright Aircraft company today, buy it and do some renaming

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>but the problem may also exist in 737s already being used by airlines

ie. they relied on a worker/whistleblower to report mistakes, their QA system didn't catch them in the fuselages already delivered.

That's the real issue - it's not finding faults, it's finding that you didn't find faults

Developer's default setting created turbulence in the flight simulator

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Re: Shirley?

The bookshop scene, the most amount of work for a payoff ever

Dell said to be preparing broad Return To Office order this Monday

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Re: "if they want to keep their tax breaks"

They want to go into the next election being the $politician that brought 1000 news jobs to $Town and a photo of them cutting the ribbon on the new office park

Tesla power steering probe upgraded after thousands more incidents reported

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Re: Power what now?

Without power steering the "ladies that lunch" with their Ranger-Rovers / G-Wagons / Cayennes driving little Granola and XÆA-Xii to school are going to need a couple of muscle bound hunks onboard just to wrestle the steering.

Blackbaud settles with FTC after that IT breach exposed millions of people's info

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>What a surprise though that keeping tons of data on people is a bad idea!!! How absolutely novel!!!

Many companies business plan is:

1, Provide bullshit service to collect people's data

2, ???

3, Profit

Techie climbed a mountain only be told not to touch the kit on top

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Re: What percentage?

> Wait several seconds for electrons to come to a halt.

That can be dangerous as their momentum then goes to infinity

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Re: Sort-of Recommendation

That's why you always put a cap on the end of the cable when you disconnect it

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Re: Hillary-ous

It' snow joke

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Re: I once had ....

We weren't allowed to reboot the ancient machine serving as a print server for the labs only laser printer - without the permission of the university IT dept, Her Majesty's inspectorate of Print Servers and a letter from at least 3 popes.

So we would stand up and announce "oh dear I have tripped over the power cable" and then power cycle the machine, fixing the printer.

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Re: Try turning the cable end to end

>Must have been DC power.

Probably installed the wrong way round, it's a problem with audiophile grade linear crystal copper power cables

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Re: A wasted trip

>Send a break to a Sun box, and it halts it.

Disconnecting the console terminal also halts it

Tripping over the RS232 cable to the console monitor also halts it - ask me how I know !

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Re: A wasted trip

>In which case the only sensible instruction would be to do the first half of the power cycle - power it off and do it now.

In the event of fire consult the operations manual,

Discover that it doesn't mention fire

Start the process to request a change to the manual

This triggers a new testing requirement where you have to set fire to the machine to check the step sin the manual

Uncle Sam designates more Chinese tech slingers as military collaborators

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Not just China, exporting anything risks empowering economic rivals.

Suppose foreigners used those F150s and Boeings to revitalise their domestic industry ?

Ban all exports now !

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Re: I'm only a humble engineer ... but....

That can't be true because the USA is a global capitalist democracy. It would only interfere in the sacred free market if vital national security were at stake

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I'm only a humble engineer ... but....

I'm having a little difficulty with the logic of:

You can't supply to company A in China because they have links to the evil mustache-twirling commie hoards

You can however sell to company B (not evil mustache-twirling commie hoards) in China, because obviously they wouldn't pass on the parts to company A

But if company A are evil mustache-twirling commie hoards = wouldn't they just take the parts from company B anyway ? It sounds like the sort of thing evil mustache-twirling commie hoards would do !

A Space Shuttle goes vertical for one last time

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Re: That's what they want you to believe

Mr. Bond, you defy all my attempts to plan an amusing death for you.

Hugo Drax has to be the best Bond villain (sorry Mr Lee but your island lair wasn't as good and your henchman came up short)

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Skyhooks

>Presenting a 200-foot-tall (61 meter) Space Shuttle stack in an earthquake zone does, after all, carry its own challenges.

Just hang it up in the air, with skyhooks

Fujitsu finance chief says sorry for IT giant's role in Post Office Horizon scandal

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Re: Unfitting corporate punishment

Especially after Fujitsu personally insisted on the prosecutions, good job that nobody from the Post Office, the Government or the DPP was to blame

Square Kilometre Array prototype 'scope achieves first light

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Re: Register style guide suggestion

>This commentard humbly suggests that the term for a group of people associated with this project should be referred to as a "SKA band".

Pure Madness

Dell kills sweetheart distribution deal with Broadcom's VMware

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Re: OK, I'll bite

So why doesn't Dell just switch to embedding XEN in its servers instead of VMware?

I buy a Dell server, there is a web GUI to spin up and manage a VM. Unless I'm an expert and doing low level tinkering I don't care how it works. If I am a VMware expert then I'm not relying on Dell anyway.

Dell can save money on paying for VMware and pass the saving on to my C-suite (sniggers)

It took Taylor Swift deepfake nudes to focus Uncle Sam, Microsoft on AI safety

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Re: My high school English teacher

What about butterfly larvae with eating disorders?

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The makers of typewriters and pens have to put technology in place to prevent the creation of fan written "slash fiction" - so this is just the same

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Re: All porn will soon be AI

Strangely that wasn't something the SAG strike mentioned

Is there a separate union for 'artistic performers'? The Brotherhood of Strippers, Flaunters, Fluffers and Amalgamated trades"

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Re: Just AI?

So what's the limit?

If (.)(.) is Ms Swift it's illegal fake porn but if it's Ms Clinton it's 1st amendment protected free speech ?

If the bill passed (it won't) the first target would be any cartoon of $POLITICO claiming it was obscene

Linus Torvalds flames Google kernel contributor over filesystem suggestion

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Re: A better long-term approach...

Does the GPL allow me to distribute copies under a nondisclosure agreement? (#DoesTheGPLAllowNDA)

No. The GPL says that anyone who receives a copy from you has the right to redistribute copies, modified or not. You are not allowed to distribute the work on any more restrictive basis.

IIRC redhat were saying that only licence holders could get the code and the licence terms said you couldn't redistribute it.

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Re: A better long-term approach...

RH because they decided to break the GPL (or not break it in a very specifically lawyerish way)

It's true, LLMs are better than people – at creating convincing misinformation

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The Economist model

So having unpaid interns rewriting corporate press releases with no byline has now been automated ?

Sounds inefficient

ESA salutes Galileo satellite system meeting aviation standards

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Re: How much does this increase GNSS robustness ?

Generally that's what SBAS is for the USA has WAAS and Europe has EGNOS

It both increases the accuracy a bit but also gives a stronger confirmation signal that you aren't being spoofed.

The original purpose for WAAS was actually to ensure that the GPS signal was real, the FAA got really nervous about that. EGNOS was more important to give accuracy at high latitudes

Raspberry Pi on IPO plans: 'We want to be ready when the markets are ready'

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Re: memberries

>Remember when Java was taken over by Oracle and they trashed everything for money?

Yes but Oracle have also done a lot of bad things

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Re: So long and thanks for all the fish

RPi $MegaCorp$ - takes Broadcom chip sticks it on board and can charge $$$ cos schools are going to buy it.

1000 Chinese assemblers, take Broadcom chip, or other similar ARM soc, stick it on a board and charge $

If you want innovation and R&D buy IBM

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Re: Here's hoping the IPO doesn´t ruin the community and support

And that's why you only run BSD and not that Linux stuff where most of the commits come from $EVIL$ $CORPORATION$

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Re: So long and thanks for all the fish

1000s of Aliexpress clones that are close enough to run the Linux upstream builds and have the hats fit

In the same way that you can buy "Arduinos" for 1/10 the cost of Arduinos

FBI recruits Amazon Rekognition AI to hunt down 'nudity, weapons, explosives'

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Naw, it's ok if there are urns

Cpr Nobby St John Nobbs

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Re: Nudity is banned in the US, at least in the media.

>The horror of seeing another human as $DEITY intended.

I think $DEITY only wants to see most Americans naked when DEITY==Cthulhu

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Re: The FBI is Not Concerned About Nudity, as Such

>identify individuals by other-feature recognition

Going to make US immigration even worse

But TSA are going to be only slightly more invasive

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Re: The right to bare arms?

>Nudity is banned in the US, at least in the media

Not totally, wearing sleeveless vests is constitutionally protected

AI is changing search, for better or for worse

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Re: s/for better or//

Every Bing search result * now reads like a first year college essay trying to pad out words

"Blah College dictionary defines datasheet as ....."

(* - don't judge it's the default on Office MSFT machines)

ICANN proposes creating .INTERNAL domain to do the same job as 192.168.x.x

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Re: I use....

>But who would care about the Beef labeling monitoring tasks transfer law?

The Beef labeling monitoring tasks transfer law supervisory office

.RindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetzAbteilung

Native Chrome arrives fashionably late to the Windows on Arm party

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Re: re : OS nobody cares about

95% of business applications are now online, essentially all Microsoft apps are online

If you are still depending on that 20year old stock control system written in VB for windows95 you might want to move that into a VM anyway

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