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Waymo hits the brakes after robotaxis keep missing the signs for freeway construction zones

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Re: Driving Tests

It's impossible to do a lot of the driving that autonomous vehicles could do without breaking the law. There is no way to deliver to almost all restaurants / bars / small shops in the city without parking illegally.

In countries where the autonomous driving companies own the president you will have exceptions. In more "free-capitalism" jurisdictions it's going to be trickier, do the local Police / gangs have a QR code on the side of the robot delivery truck to receive their bribe / payoff ?

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Well challenging anyway ....

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Re: Driving Tests

They built this 20years ago in California for one of the DARPA challenge autonomous vehicle things.

Prof. Sebastian Thrun was explaining the problem was the traffic laws didn't have error conditions. If somebody was parked and to go around them meant crossing a solid line then the law said you had to wait there forever until it was clear, or if there was a stop sign and you couldn't see if the road was clear from the position of stop sign you were trapped.

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Re: Guess you haven't read articles / seen pictures

> where the construction workers are trying to direct traffic to

That's fine you can just ignore them as they aren't duly authorised traffic officers under the Traffic Management Act 2004

Had to do a test after they added a written exam.

Q: What 4 types people allowed to direct traffic ? (trick question - Traffic wardens aren't)

A: That's dumb, what about Fire Service, road construction etc.

No just those 4 types

Ok what about an Army checkpoint in N. Ireland? I'm supposed to just drive straight through because they aren't an authorised traffic officer ?

etc etc

I didn't do well in that class. Just like being in school.

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Or if the various levels of government in charge of roads could get their act together.

Partner's new fancy car reads speed limits and tells you off if you speed. But they mark the end of roadworks with a cheery "thank you, resume speed" sign, so you get beeped at when the car doesn't understand

Google told researcher 'Nice catch!' Then denied bug bounty for flaw it still hasn't fixed

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Re: Sell to the blackhats

But which blackhat?

What we need is an open online app to allow people to bid and trade vulnerabilities and bets derivatives contracts on them

Everything's bigger and better in Texas – even data breaches

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Unnecessary data collection

Why do you have to have some guberment license to hunt Texans?

I know many people are sentimental but it's the only way to keep the numbers under control

Rights groups brand Home Office's AI age guesser for asylum-seekers as biased and inaccurate

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Re: Australia had some of that fun

It's not difficult, just make the last letter of their ID number be the year of birth, like we used to do for license plates.

Then the computer can just read the tattoo on their forehead

Midjourney pivots from AI image generation to body scanning medical spa where patients bathe in 'golden light'

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Re: More scanning does not necessarily lead to better health outcomes

It's OK because the hospital's non-AI computer system will lose the results for 50% of the scans, so even if you do have something wrong with you it's a coin toss if you will find out.

Only half of US datacenter capacity planned for 2026 is actually under construction

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Re: Datacentre speculators are storing away approvals prior to the arrival of effective regulation

That's the problem with building anything in Europe. The French have no word for Regulatory Arbitrage

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Re: The reasons for the delays are familiar

But by then you've had the photo of the ribbon cutting in front of the big manly yellow bulldozers all over your election ads.

Actually building the data centre / Foxcon factory / Puppy recycling facility isn't really necessary

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Re: Why Texas?

Texas has an independent power grid so it doesn't have to worry about pinko-commie eco-hippies in Washington blocking its Wind farms

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Re: Money and power to burn?

So railway guns could be the solution to funding California's high-speed rail ?

The Amtrak Schwerer Gustav

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Re: Who would have thought it?

More like prospecting - panning for permits

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Re: Money and power to burn?

Nonsense, the military, police, ICE, fire, roads are all paid for by the government.

Its only universities, passenger rail and healthcare that are a socialist drain on the taxpayer.

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Re: Why Texas?

I feel you have failed to appreciate quite how great the lakes are

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Re: Why Texas?

In hindsight, giving each oil well a vote might have been a bad idea

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Re: Money and power to burn?

That's capitalism for you. Have you thought about a system where vital pieces of national infrastructure are owned by and operated for the benefit of society?

Be careful though, next thing you know you have free roads and fire service and education and then before long you'll have health care and maternity leave and sick leave.

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Re: Who would have thought it?

No it's just a business model.

Apply for permits, power feeds, etc. If you get them, sell the site to an actual business that needs to build a data centre.

It's exactly the same model as railroads. In the 1860-70s Britain had parliamentary bills submitted for 5-10x as many miles of railway than were ever actually built.

Smartphone market to shrink 15 percent this year due to memory crisis

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Re: security updates

Run GrapheneOS so get weekly updates but they don't support phones once Google drops firmware support.

Annoying, and probably an excess of caution, but it's the price you pay for a super secure OS I suppose.

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Re: security updates

Yes, but it's a very effective way of forcing me to upgrade.

Much cheaper than inventing new desirable features

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Re: Why do you need a new phone anyway ?

Mine runs out of security updates Sept 2027. So as long as I don't want to use it for banking, authentication, email, or any online shopping I can keep using it

Massive password-stealing attack hits 75k Fortinet firewalls

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Re: Rotate your passwords

Is it still current? It has potential.

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Rotate your passwords

Staple-Horse-Battery it is then

Microsoft once used its own brand of 'Lego' to optimize Windows

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Re: The frameworks are deeper. The machines are faster, but the dependency graphs are absurd.

I think lazy imports are one of the features of the latest/next Python release

Reducing startup time when it imports 100 modules, that each import 100 more for a function that might never be used

India blocks Telegram ahead of scandal-hit medical school entrance exam

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Simple solution

Include a question about the effectiveness of vaccines and the online answers will be wrong

Cyber offenses now account for around a third of all crime across Asia and South Pacific

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Re: Flip side

>Personally I have stopped considering any advertisement or promotion

Ironically the only scams adverts I've been unable to totally block are those in the middle of podcasts for VPNs to protect me from online scams (somehow)

Surface tension rises as Microsoft's latest kit starts at a pricey $1,499

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Re: Babe magnet

Who wants to grab more?

Trying to get rid of the ones I've got

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Babe magnet

It's not about the compute, it's all about the social cachet for these young people

Imaging being the guy in Starbucks working on a Windows laptop. That means you have a real job where you do email all day. Surrounded by all those losers with their very obvious MacBooks all working on their novel/screen play/music.

It could be cooler than rocking a Dell Inspiron

Crooks found a new way to collaborate using Teams – by hiding command-and-control traffic

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I've never been able to distnguish

between malicious activity and routine corporate collaboration

Scammers keep scoring: Brits fleeced for £1.3B as Americans lose $3.5B to impersonators

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Re: Are the British more gullible

Knifes are a much higher percentage of all homicides in the UK than the USA cos of lack of shooty-bangy alternatives

But knife homicides per capita in the USA is still higher than the UK. They just like murdering people even if they don't have a gun to hand

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Re: Are the British more gullible

The two sets of figures are from different governments with different definitions and accounting rules.

There's no way to compare the two numbers

Its like those Fox news "London Knife Crime Capital" headlines which compared London crime = possession of a blade >2" with New York's, number of people stabbed rather than shot.

Britain plots digital bedtime after kicking under-16s off social media

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Re: Regulate apps not consumers

>I have a teenage daughter so I am at the coal face with this!

And you let her read books ?

You think Mein Kampf or Marquis de Sade, or Enid Blyton is suitable for a teenager?

We must ban books for under 16s

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Re: Censorship by default

> destroy even more of the remaining hobby and interest forums....yet more of them will migrate to Facebook

Well then they should have promised more high paying "brand ambassador" roles to more politicians.

Facebook/Tiktok will create CBeebies Facebook/Tiktok, with parent approved accounts, billed to parent credit card. And only Facebook/Tiktok will be able to comply. Classic bootlegger+baptists model

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All I said was that Ambassadorship was good enough for Mandelson.

I don't think it should be a crime just to say Mandelson.

Mandelson, Mandelson Mandelson.....

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Re: No problem...

I'll really miss all that if we go back to the tories

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Re: Digital ID

At least it's only Oracle that will control all your data, not Palantir.

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This isn't about teens. To prove you're over 16 you will need to sign on with your new government approved, Palantir operated, secure ID token linked to your government Not-An-ID-Card.

That way we can watch out for terrorists (warning browsing who the government regards as a terrorist today makes you a terrorist) and your browsing is much more valuable to advertisers

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Re: Reeally....

It will raise a generation of skilled cyber security professionals adept at getting around government control

Feds freaked over Fable 5 after simple 'fix this code' prompt, not jailbreak, says researcher

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Re: Stunt

"very well written and working function and asked it to improve it. It broke it."

s/function/country/g

Chinese e-tailer claimed 14-inch box stretched the size of a 9-inch tablet

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Well originally I swallowed a fly and then it all got a bit out of hand

UK digital ID gets brain trust to 'challenge' ministers on policy

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Re: Something seems a bit off...

>it involves Mumsnet, a transphobic websit

I think it's unfair to characterise Mumsnet as trasnphobic.

They are just generally anything that the DailyMail doesn't like phobic. They equally hate cis gays, immigrants, men, and a bunch of other stuff.

Really the only solution is for the government to ban over 16s from social media

Novo Nordisk reports cyberattack as UK gives Wegovy pill the nod

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Re: Promo deal

And organic and free range

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Re: Promo deal

Don't these AFB pills stop you wanting to eat?

Need a pill that let's you eat but not get fat

Everyone hates frontier AI labs, says Palantir boss

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Re: Sorry

Satan has put out a press release denying any connection with Peter Thiel

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Sorry

Is this (unreadable gibberish) saying that people think AI is weird and so are turning to Palantir ???????

Datacenter growth may run into a power wall by 2030

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Re: Bills

Assume that by 2031 the AI will be powered by tanks full of billions of Keanu Reeves

Trump phone has HTC guts. Tremendous guts. The best guts

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Re: Assembled in Florida?

>a bit surprised it had micron memory instead of the SK.

A lot of memory is commodity, next week's production may be another supplier

One assembly plant we used had lock boxes of different ram on the production line and a system ran live bids against the different manufacturers for which stock to use

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Re: Surprised

Step 1 - clear the pre-installed browser history

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