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Intel eases reliance on TSMC with 'Merica-made Core Series 3 processors

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It's a matter of national security

So when China (or possibly a slightly confused WhiteHouse) invades Taiwan, we're able to make to make Walmart-grade landfill ready Windows laptops in the Land of Free(*)

(* Freedom offer may be limited , not available to all participants, terms and conditions apply)

Would you like fries with that terminal?

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Re: "nobody wants a deep-fried penguin"

Unless of course that's just what the Penguins want you to think?

If I was delicious I would be spreading around the rumour of how baldy I tasted

Loud, power hungry - opposition grows to datacenters as Maine passes bit barn ban

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Re: Maine

Step 1, open the doors to let cold air in and hot air out

Step 2, shovel snow out of server racks

Step 3, profit ?

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Re: Maine

Mafia controlled autocomplete

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Maine

Nobody is building GW datacenters in Maine. It's a snowy wilderness that's basically Canada (come the glorious revolution) with no tech industry and is half-a-dozen equally snowy states away from any seat of power.

It's like the Sicily isles having a moratorium on building high speed rail

Fission impossible: Uncle Sam wants nuclear reactors in space by 2031

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Re: Moon Reactor

So the Earth is flat, if you're going fast enough

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I wouldn't meddle

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But do magnets work on the moon if there is no water?

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Its been done

BSS 5

Step 1: overthrow the corrupt oligarchy

Step 2 form a government of the people

Step 3, ownership of the means of production and shiny biceps

Step 4, space program

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Re: Nukes in orbit by 2031?

As long as the indigenous rights of the Clangers are respected

Raspberry Pi OS ends open-door policy for sudo

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Makes sense, after all CS is just a sudo science.

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sudo where --are -you

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Scooby scooby doo

Bad teacher bots can leave hidden marks on model students

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Re: But no weights were changed

I can't explain you would not understand

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Wasn't this a famous disco anthem ?

G.... I .... G..... O.....

California ghost-gun bill wants 3D printers to play cop, EFF says

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I have an HP scanner+inkjet.

Place a £10 on it and it orders £20 worth of ink cartridges

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Re: What are firearms?

>The M16/M4/AR15 platform

Pah, a weapon for school girls.

Sir, we fight with cannon !

Also by restricting private ownership to weapons of at least 16" calibre we reduce the number of concealed firearms and keep our coasts safe from Venezuelan battleships

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Re: Why 3D Printers?

We received training and the special fire extinguishers needed to deal with a Ti fire

My personal "fire plan" was to run away very very quickly

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Re: Why 3D Printers?

Our metal 3D printer uses powdered Titanium and a kilowatt of CO2 laser

Making parts for a gun would be the safest thing about it

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Re: Why not

Why start with 3D printers?

You can make weapons with much more primitive tools

Think of the children, ban flint now !

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Rough on Harbour Freight

Presumably mills and lathes will now all have to be CNC and programmed not to produce gun parts

Veterans Affairs has lost track of software licenses amid $985M bill

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I see you are unfamiliar with the hyper-mathematics of enterprise software per-seat licensing

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Re: You may need to wipe the shit off your nose.

Is the dislike of the VA the reason there was no Republican protests against ICE executing a VA nurse for carrying a permitted firearm ?

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Re: You may need to wipe the shit off your nose.

Hence Field Marshall Hegseth's call for a more lethal military. If they don't have any surviving veterans they don't have any VA to fund.

By simply having all your infantry land on the beach in Iran and walk toward Tehran we can reduce the burden of returning veterans significantly

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Re: $985,000,000

I don't know, they are a depreciating asset with an expiry date.

Probably best to lease them

Attention, gamers: The FAA wants YOU to be an air traffic controller

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That's the problem with soviet central planning

In modern countries the National Air Traffic Control System is a private company, owned and funded by its customers the airlines. If they are short of staff leading to expensive delays for the aitrines they attract more staff by paying more money.

It's a "science" we call "economics" and the "free market"

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>They do get all the "missing" money after the shutdown is over

Only by the benevolent gift of the executive, they have no automatic right to the money. They are also stressed by not being paid bonuses/vacation pay of they took a single day sick during shutdown

> Do you really want ATCs which are so bald at handling their money

It's your first year in the job, you have student loans, you've had months of minimum pay during training, you've had to move to a big city and pay rent+deposit up front

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>The FAA generally requires first-time applicants to be under 31

Obviously for a job where your actions have real world consequences you can't have a 79 year old doing it

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Sounds easy

I used to be pretty good - You still get extra lives if you get the spaceship at the top of the screen ?

Gym giant Basic-Fit confirms data on a million members stolen in cyberattack

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Re: No password

>hashing of customers

Gym-bro hash, high in protein but not exactly hormone and chemical free

Two different attackers poisoned popular open source tools - and showed us the future of supply chain compromise

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You should only trust code you compiled yourself

Linux 7.0 debuts as Linus Torvalds ponders AI's bug-finding powers

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Re: Semantic versioning...

Linux NT Extreme Workstation Turbo Enterprise Edition?

Electronics industry says FCC's foreign-made router policy is a bit of a mesh

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Re: Mid-term elections are coming....

Ironically for national security reasons the routers have to be built in the USA but the code can come from anywhere.

So bring back minimum wage assembly line jobs but keep the skilled programming jobs in China.

Either somebody is playing hyperdimensional chess or an idiot made up a policy in a tweet

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Re: Older kit?

I'm sure you will be able to have your kit approved for a special exemption in return for a gold bar to the oval office (cough iPhone cough)

Peace President's Iran war piles more pain on already battered PC market

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Re: You think this is bad

But why would America defend Taiwan?

How much does the American Taiwan Public Affairs Committee contribute to US politicians?

How many hotels can you build in Taipei ?

And if Taipei 101 is blown up Trump's towers will all move up the height rankings

Microsoft's Copilot strategy is just more user abuse from Redmond, says Mozilla

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Re: AI in apps like Snipping Tool, Photos, Widgets and Notepad.

Continuing the classic theme.

They added AI to EMACS and asked "is there a God?", "Yes, now there is."

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AI in apps like Snipping Tool, Photos, Widgets and Notepad.

They did add AI to edlin but it just curled up in a ball signing "Daisy, Daisy..."

Chatbots are great at manipulating people to buy stuff, Princeton boffins find

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Dear Mr Mxyzptlk

Customers who searched for B07PDQCY7Q also purchased B08PDQCY8Q and B09PDQCY9Q

Click here for special offers on a whole range of meaningless identifiers

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So exactly like advertising but without the drugs, sex and alcohol ?

(Unless AI has really achieved AGI)

South Korea introduces universal basic mobile data access

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Have you thought of having 2national monopolies who also own all the TV and landline and ban any other companies competing?

Iran cyber actors disrupting US water, energy facilities, FBI warns

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But the ........ geese ..........

World's smallest violin spotted at Amazon HQ as exec pay packets deflate

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CEOs can't be overpaid

In the ruthless efficiency of free-market capitalism no CEO would be paid $1 more than they were worth.

Otherwise they would be quickly replaced by any other identical overweight middle-aged man in a suit who could do the job just as well for less.

RAF eyes cheap drone-killer as Typhoon jet tests laser-guided rockets

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Re: Cannon

A drone is no bigger than a wamp rat, that's impossible even for a computer

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Re: Fairey Swordfish

Having sunk German and Italian fleets, surely it needs to get the French to complete the hat trick?

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Re: Cannon

>How much easier is it to target the drone with a laser?

It means you can put all the large, heavy, power consuming tracking gear on the fighter and a simple laser detector on the missile

And you don't have to explode all that expensive kit on every shot

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Re: Cannon

An array of tethered hot-air balloons staffed by gentlemen with blunderbusses

Sticky-note security turned gym into hall of '80s horrors

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Re: Gyms

The trouble with cycling is that as you get better it's less effort so you stop getting fitter, then you buy some super lightweight carbon bike with aerodynamics and low resistance tires and electronic shifting and it's even less effort

I'm launching the revolutionary new "fitness bike". Based on a 1980s Halfords original, it's made of cast iron, has 3 dynamos on each wheel, the brakes all rub and it comes with special low pressure knobbly tires.

Virtual SG-41 project brings Nazi cipher machine to life in the browser

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Re: Curious

>It also prompted me to ask, are there any mechanical (or analogue) cypher machines which could be secure in the modern age?

Scrabble bag of letters as one time pad = perfect

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