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Trump sends the US Navy back to the steam age

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Re: This won't happen

.> no more than two terms are allowed

Didn't the house declare that a day lasted forever to get around some time limit in a vote?

Just have the supreme court declare that the founders meant his 4year term to be 4 galactic years.

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It sank the entire Italian fleet and effectively the Bismarck. If it had also been given the chance against the French at Mers el-Kébir it would have beaten the record of the Japanese

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Re: 1954

Sadly the Fairey Swordfish would fall of the DOGE 'Enola gay' filter.

Suggestions for a suitably testosterone laden name for the old stringbag?

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Re: "linear induction motor"

Chap demonstrated building a railway to Manchester in 1830, you'd think we could do it again in 2030

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Re: Common sense?

The DJT that declared the entire US navy would be replaced by a single big beautiful bomb-magnet battleship?

That would be bigger and better and more covered in white gold paint than any other white gold elephant ever built by a crazed dictator who eventually ended up shooting himself in his own bunker

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Also the primary role of the HMS Old-Queen and HMS Before-He-Got-Promoted were as travelling sales demos for BAe-Thales-Etc.

So keeping the sticker price down while also enabling sales of the BAe-Thales-RR version of the F35 was worth $$$/£££

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Or you could simplify the system and combine the two ?

It does mean that flight operations have to be synchronised with the galley serving Brussel Sprout curry for dinner

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Re: Remember, kiddies, this is the same Trump who ...

>He also claims that nobody knows how they work

they just can't easily explain it

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I understand the blue suits now allow Lady Biggles and so the moustache requirement has been (slightly) relaxed.

Banter is of course still mandatory..

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Except steam catapults are rather rough on your very expensive aircraft so you need special heavier expensive naval versions.

They are slower to cycle and they struggle to launch aircraft of very different weights and can't launch light UAVs at all

They need a lot of plumbing and pipework, which needs a lot of skilled maintenance and Hegseth saw a film where all plumbers are Italian and spend all their time jumping from platforms, and he disapproves of moustaches.

Really catapults are totally unnecessary. The US navy should follow the Royal navy and return to tried and tested systems. The Fairy Swordfish has an exemplary record against enemy battleships, (2nd only to the Japanese Kate), and required little more than a headwind and a flask of tea to take off.

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Re: Up next

What's wrong with banks of oarsmen ?

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Re: There are more important things for the USN

>But with Donald Trump in charge

I though the Fox News host was in charge of the military?

The one who insists that only manly men with no body hair can be in uniform, and they need more testosterone to make them more manly and they need to be shirtless to show off their manly tattoos and do push-ups for him to demonstrate how many they are.

Russian missile uses Nvidia AI chip to help target Ukraine

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Re: And Ukraine?

>Biden resumed his proxy attempt to destroy Russia by provoking Putin into a full invasion..

Not as effective as Roosevelt's plan to destroy Japan by double-dog-daring them to attack Pearl Harbor

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Re: Yet more evidence that sanctions do nothing except impoverish the West

>I'd guess that the Chinese could knock out equivalent chips to these older/slower Nvidia parts by the million

The Nvidia Jetson Orin is made in China, except for a small number that are made in the USA to meet 889NDAA if you need to put them in US military kit

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Re: Yet more evidence that sanctions do nothing except impoverish the West

>You're aware that Russia has air supremacy over the totality of Ukraine

Except for not being able to fly planes over it without them getting shot down.

If you are counting ballistic missiles as air superiority then SpaceX has air superiority over Russia

>Poland has effectively blocked the transit of Ukrainian agricultural products across its territory

No it hasn't. It has blocked the sale of Ukrainian (ie non-Eu) grain inside Poland. The Eu being a socialist workers paradise heavily protects its own peasant farmers.

>If you rely solely on Western propaganda outfits for your news

whois news.by

Owner:

The Operational and Analytical Center under Aegis of the President of the Republic of Belarus

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Re: Yet more evidence that sanctions do nothing except impoverish the West

>What is it they say about repeating the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result?

Don't fight a land war in Asia?

Or don't invade Ukraine, they'll kick the shit out of you ?

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Re: of course

They are probably buying them in the USA from Mouser Electronics or direct from the factory in China.

You could sanction China but then your voters won't have any iPhones or MAGA hats and that will make them sad.

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Re: of course

The US government do not own Nvidia. The Great Leader does get a 15% kickback National Security Tariff on Nvidia chips sold to China, but China aren't buying them so that comes to zero.

These are NVidia Orin chips, you can buy them in bulk from whoever owns RS components today.

Virgin Galactic flights stay grounded while ticket prices head for the Moon

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Re: A second spaceship is due to join the fleet in March 2027

"You cannot put one jet in a line. If MJN is anything, it is an air dot."

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IIRC Branson's big rocket didn't go boom, it went sort of "crumple" when the pilots pressed the airbrake - after which it definitely broke

New Zealand says China tried using space investments to spy on local affairs

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Re: "to spy on local [NZ] affairs"

>The report rates China as the only country targeting New Zealand

Except the old enemy of Emutopia

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Re: "to spy on local [NZ] affairs"

>The report rates China as the only country targeting New Zealand

It's the only country with maps that include New Zealand ?

BOFH: How our Covid ransomware protocol's Y2K blockchain lowered uptime

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Re: Layers

>Only I can't find the work Terafloptules on Google

That's because the Google AI blocks them because of the inverse agentic floptulation interface

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Re: "so long as the pie chart isn't a single color."

Must be a southern thing. Oop North the pie charts are just a picture of a single pie.

The type of pie shows you how the work is going.

From proper Balti pie (everything is great) through Pork Pie (bit worrying) to Tinned Fray Bentos dog food platter (project has gone to shit)

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Re: Made up data ...

All through the adventures in Afghanistan (Operation Land War in Asia2 - this time it's different) the hyper-dynamic data-driven internet-connected US DoD demanded weekly reports on the action.

These were analysed at a Monday morning meeting by the top brass in the Pentagon.

Obviously they needed time to read them and weren't going to work weekends so needed the reports on the Friday before.

So their aids needed them on Thursday to print them out and distribute them

So Army HQ needed them on Wednesday to collate and classify and reformat them

So theatre command needed the reports on Tuesday to collate and classify and reformat them before sending them to Army HQ

So individual company command needed the reports on Monday to remove all the profanities and add spelling and grammer

So the actual junior offices would write up a bunch of weekly reports in advance and randomly submit one every Monday, faithfully describing what they had achieved in the upcoming week.

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Re: PFY didn't pay attention in Physics class.

That's because of the Tachyon beam that split the Space Time continuum due to him crossing the streams.

This JCB doesn't dig – it does 406 mph

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Re: Plough

Sounds like a bit of thinking outside the box could come in handy.

A few 100m of det-cord you could plough a field in a millisecond

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Re: Re the ThrustSSC

That's why they did it in America. British boffins might be able to make 400mph engines but British establishments seem to lack the ability to serve ice.

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Re: If only ...

But they are the only predators of the AI data center.

It's nature's balance

Cyber vulnerability sweep picks up Royal Navy drones sending data to China

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Re: Flock Plus.....Coming Everywhere Real Soon Now.....................

Same with prostate exams. Doctors have been routinely doing them for years - I don't know why everyone suddenly objects to the police 'enhancing' stop and search

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Re: So Many Questions...

>Yeah. At one point we were the vendor of choice.

Rather the problem with having an empire.

You need weapons to subdue the locals, but it's considered sub-optimal to also sell your weapons to the people you are conquering. Hence they tend to buy weapons from other people, who then build up their own defense business - until they start invading people.

So you either decide to have big enough wars against everybody, so you are your own best customer - and then go bankrupt

Or maintain strict neutrality and sell weapons to both side.

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Re: So Many Questions...

>It wasn't *that* long ago that most military functions around the world ... built their own technology.

Look at Brunel and his naval block and tackle carving machine, it was probably writing home to France

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Re: So Many Questions...

>What sort of security screening/testing did the Royal Navy perform before ordering these Kraken products?

The supplier had more than 9001 copies of ISO9001 and its PowerPoint templates were fully compliant with BAe and Thales font choices

Give Palantir up to $244M through 2028, says internal Defense Department memo

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Re: I'm no expert but...

The one bright side of scamming the DoD, is that it reduces the budget available to kill foreign brown people.

Obviously Palantir will use the money to try and kill brown people in America - but eggs+omelettes=shrug

DEF CON dingus suspected of trying to take over Delta in-flight Wi-Fi

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Re: Did they actualy jam wifi ?

Just putting the name "Delta" in a SSID would be copyright wouldn't it ?

Obviously a Delta login page with Delta logos etc that stole credentials would be very naughty (trademark and FCC) but there's only a supposition that they 'could' do this.

I suspect some twat bought a Wifi Pineapple at DEFCON and decided that they were going to be a L33T HaXOR. The sort of things we did on our first bulletin board then grew out of when we discovered Soldering Irons/C compilers/Girls (delete as appropriate)

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Re: Did they actualy jam wifi ?

Did they really, or did somebody announce that to the media to get publicity for a DEFCON talk ?

It seems a lot of effort when you could get a lot more people's IDs with a lot less risk by doing the same in the airport.

Just broadcast "XYZ airline first-class lounge free wifi" and everyone will connect, if they need wifi or not, just to scam something from XYZ airline

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Did they actualy jam wifi ?

That's the only bit that's a Federal crime.

If broadcasting a WIFI SID is a crime, half the airport is blaring out "Bob's iPhone" because they don't know how to turn off hotspot.

Even "Delta Superfast wifi" might not even be a copyright violation if "Delta" isn't a registered trademark for internet services.

Japan kind-of completes its sovereign satnav constellation

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Re: I don't recall ever having a GPS problem in Japan.

And GPS will continue to work in Japan for tourists and consumers.

But when Trump gets mad at the Islamic Republic of Japan and decides to turn off GPS unless they start importing F150s

Linus Torvalds says AI has made 'huge' Linux kernel updates the new normal

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Re: Optional

Naturally every program expands until it can read mail, but I really don't want them all to be able to send mail

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Re: Optional

There are 2 different AI-enabled problems.

People who want to have code in Linux (for the fame, glory, money, girls, etc). This used to involve having several years of C experience, learning a lot about the Kernel and the moderation culture by which time you give up or decide your module to flash "Happy Birthday" in Morse on the keyboard LED once a year is probably not what the world really needs. Now you simply ask AI to write the code and submit it for you while. Multiply this by 1000s of people who have just heard about AI and Linux.

People who have found a genuine bug (whether by AI or accident) and get an AI to write a "fix" which works but touches 1000s of source files in ways nobody understands and would require Greg Kroah-Hartman to spend a year checking.

> I hate to have to say it but AI may be the solution there.

Probably true. Or require submitters to defeat an Emperor Penguin in hand-flipper combat as the ultimate CAPTCHA

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Re: Optional

Could be a good use for AI

I know not to roll my own logging library because concurrency is complicated.

So I include some massive standard logger ultimately derived from some Java lib with 20 years of crud added. Later discover it has a remote access 'feature' with a well known default password. Or it installed sendmail as a dependency

Or I ask Claude to write a simple logger with the ability to only write to a local file. It gets all the locking and singleton boilerplate correct and doesn't add a mailserver

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Re: Being a pessimist I'm buying mortar...

>don't allow AI commits

I do hope the people who would use AI to find vulnerabilities also stick to the same rules

Framework loses customer data in Metabase zero-day attack

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Yes but it's way easier to just point the external analytics service at your entire database and give it its own account. It's a read-only account so it's perfectly safe, right?

Gym rat asks AI agent to book him a class, it hacks a waitlist API to bump him up the list

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Brit boffins boast of beating barriers to building fusion power

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Re: Please don't use the term boffin

No the radioactivity is dangerous and will have (statistically) killed 1000s, it's just compared to the millions that will suffer due to climate change and global warming it's irrelevant

The number of people killed by terrorist attacks on aircraft are much less than the number affected by their CO2 emissions. It's just one causes governments to make you take your shoes off and go through your holiday photos on your phone and the other lets government deny it and blame girls called Greta

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Re: Please don't use the term boffin

But compared to the CO2, SO2, heavy metals and all the other toxic pollution the radioactivity is unimportant

Ransomware gangs skip the CEO, head straight for the 40-something IT manager

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Re: "46-year-old [Gen-X] IT manager"

I propose Wingdings

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Re: Once again

>deal with ransomware scum, their pals and their enablers

And if they are employed by governments with nuclear weapons?

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Re: "46-year-old [Gen-X] IT manager"

The only acceptable subject line: Aaaarrrggghhh!!!!!!

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