* Posts by Ugotta B. Kiddingme

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Watch as 10 cops with guns and military camo storm suspected Capital One hacker's house…

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Re: I think you missed this bit..

And also the part where it is clearly stated: "Quan was charged this week with being a felon in possession of a firearm"

The Register taps a foot with boffins under the Lovell Telescope at Bluedot Festival

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Dub Side of the Moon

Thanks for that. Previously unaware. Absolutely brilliant.

Fantastic Mr Fox? Not when he sh*ts on your lawn, kids' trampoline and your soul

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Re: Need to really P!$$ them off so they go elsewhere

"I assume these multiple things need to be coordinated and triggered by some Heath-Robinson-esque contraption linked to a Raspberry Pi, preferably running an AI to detect the fox and learn which strategy is the most effective"

Or... somewhat lower tech but amusingly effective.

Guess who reserved their seat on the first Moon flight? My mum, that's who

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what a cool story

I experienced similar when going through my mother's things after her passing a few years ago. On the one hand, losing a parent is always difficult. On the other, finding treasures from your childhood or even ones you never knew about is both heartwarming and somewhat of a balm to ease the pain of loss.

Incognito mode won't stop smut sites sharing your pervy preferences with Facebook, Google and, er, Oracle

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Re: Internet banking, or internet wanking?

um... yes.

All change at NASA while Proton launches and India's Moon dream suffers a snag

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Re: In the interests of completeness...

indeed. Because, as has been stated, "space is hard."

Grav-wave eggheads come closer to nailing down Hubble's Constant – the universe's speedy rate of expansion

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potentially stupid question

A statement higher up in the thread gave me an idea - probably a stupid idea long ago considered and rejected by those far smarter than me. However, since a casual search reveals no evidence of such consideration and subsequent rejection, I must ask:

Stated above: 'If everything were getting smaller then the gap between things (e.g. the atoms in your body) would also be getting smaller." So why can't we measure the expansion rate more locally with, for instance, some mundane object of normal matter? Does the local gravity well slow the expansion rate OR is the difference simply too infinitesimal to measure with current instruments?

Who cares about a Soyuz launch or a Vega delay when there's space gin to be had?

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rockoon?!?

Ballocket, surely!

Finally in the UK: Apollo 11 lands... in a cinema near you

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Re: Amazing...

and a good stiff single malt, neat.

Jodrell Bank goes full UNESCO while Dundee awaits the decomissioners

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well of COURSE they would save and protect Jodrell Bank

After all, the Doctor saved us all from entropy and then regenerated there*

* well... there-ish.

Has NASA's Mars Insight lander hit rock bottom? Heat probe struggles to penetrate Red Planet

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Re: Unprotected?

indeed. No more safe hammering, apparently.

That this AI can simulate universes in 30ms is not the scary part. It's that its creators don't know why it works so well

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Re: On no account give them a ray gun

certainly not a phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range...

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Re: Where is the fairy cake?

Also no mention of the requisite "You are here" sign.

Observation: Slow-burn space HAL 'em up fires adventure game genre into the exosphere

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Observation sounds a bit like...

... Bulkhead Interactive's interesting puzzler, 'The Turing Test' but from the opposite perspective - you are the human, not the AI.

The person who provides the voice for the AI sounds remarkably like (but isn't) Jeremy Irons. And it's available on Steam as well as XBox Live.

Drone fliers are either 'clueless, careless or criminal' says air traffic gros fromage

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"either 'clueless, careless or criminal'”

Rather some combination thereof

Your server remote login isn't root:password, right? Cool. You can keep your data. Oh sh... your IoT gear, though?

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Joke

Re: Trump is going to be so angry!

you forgot "times infinity!" just to be absolutely certain...

Bill G on Microsoft's biggest blunder... Was it Bing, Internet Explorer, Vista, the antitrust row?

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article was quite clear

The very first sentence of the article: "Bill Gates has said his biggest management miscalculation was failing to position Microsoft's Windows Phone as the primary rival mobile operating system to Apple's iOS."

Curioser and curioser: Little Mars rover sniffs out highest ever levels of methane

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likely source?

giggling pre-adolescent Martian males keeping just out of camera view

Bollocks or brutal truth: Do smart-mobes make us grow skull horns? We take a closer look at boffins' startling claims

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Re: How many checking?

I've had that particular type of bone spur on my occipital bone since long before cell phones were a thing. My older brother used to tell me that's where they cut off my tail when I was a pup.

*Spits out coffee* £4m for a database of drone fliers, UK.gov? Defra did game shooters for £300k

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"the price per head will be £16.50 per year"

Good grief! Even here in the money-grubbing US the FAA fee is $5 for THREE years.

Atari finally launches its VCS console. Again.

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Re: Psion1k

Indeed. Came to say that myself. The Atari Flashback has 110 games on it and can be had for under USD$50. And yet, even at that bargain price "Nostalgia isn't what it used to be..."

Greatest threat facing IT? Not the latest tech giant cockwomblery – it's just tired engineers

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Coffee/keyboard

a new term for my lexicon

"sphincter-loosening fuck-up flowchart"

Thank you for that. (And apologies to the person who walked by at JUST the wrong moment. I have an open account with a local dry cleaner for just such occasions...)

Inflatables, solids, strap-ons and riders – oh my, it's the week in space

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Re: Ariane 6 inches closer to launch

is that an innuendo in your title or are you just happy to see me?

Hate your IT job? Sick of computers? Good news: An electronics-frying Sun superflare may hit 'in next 100 years'

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Re: Yeah let's frrrryyyyyyy

in theory, you wouldn't have to remove the battery IF...

1. the phone is bubble-wrapped* and the bubble wrap is encased in tin or aluminium foil AND

2. the foil-wrapped phone is placed in foam/towel/etc* which is placed inside a closed metal ammunition box AND

3. the metal ammunition box is placed on a wooden shelf inside a steel safe which is then closed.

Any one of those three things is insufficient. Two of them MIGHT be enough. All three probably would. Of course, you would also need a hand-cranked or bicycle-powered generator (similarly protected) to charge the phone once you unwrapped it, but still.

* to insulate the item from the shielding. If they touch, the shielding is useless.

Mystery GPS glitch grounds flights, leaves passengers in the bar

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Re: back in MY day...

Yes, I think you are. When technology fails, a manual alternative is very useful to know.

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back in MY day...

long before GPS was anything more than a military wet-dream we were taught to navigate using, among other things, an E6B flight computer. Pretty sure I still have one in a closet somewhere. Many modern commercial pilots probably have no clue how to use one.

Idle Computer Science skills are the Devil's playthings

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Re: Hire immediately

Oh dear. I actually understood that. Either amanfrommars is a bit more lucid than usual or the white coated, benevolently smiling lads with that lovely padded room are already on their way for me.

Neptune-sized oddball baffles astroboffins: It has a good atmosphere despite star-lashing

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Re: May I suggest the name-

"These are the African, rather than European Eddorians, I think..."

Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

Introducing 'freedom gas' – a bit like the 2003 deep-fried potato variety, only even worse for you

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Re: *pure*

interesting. I always thought it was Methanethiol but perhaps not. In fact, it largely depends upon the information source. Some say definitely methanethiol, aka methyl mercaptan. Others just say mercaptan, which could mean ethyl or methyl or some other variant like t-butyl mercaptan. One source says thiophane. And one or two flat out say NOT methyl but don't specify what IS added. Strange.

Infosec bloke claims: Pornhub owner shafted me after I exposed gaping holes in its cartoon smut platform

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Re: Who watches cartoon porn anyway?

Jessica Rabbit had one of the most memorable movies lines ever:

"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."

If servers go down but no one hears them, did they really fail? Think about it over lunch

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Re: re One should always check the current standards for voltage before plugging in

"There's a trap here in that a device (such as a phone, tablet or laptop) sold in 'rest of world' will typically come with a power supply that can handle 110 or 230/240 volts, but the exact same device in the US market will often come with a purely 110 volt power supply."

That has not been my experience at all for the cited items. Appliances/networking gear, yes, but not portable tech. I've not seen a 110VAC-only phone, tablet, or laptop in years.

This is a sett-up! Mum catches badger feasting on contents of freezer

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Re: This report is missing vital information

darn, beat me to it... Have an upvote instead.

Last week in space: Giant aircraft, asteroid impacts and exploding satellites

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Re: revenge for the dinosaurs

Never Forget!

Israeli Moon probe crashes at the last minute but SpaceX scores with Falcon Heavy launch

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Re: crashed minutes before landing?

[secret Nazi moon base]

Humanity gazes into the abyss to get its first glimpse of a black hole

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"That's not a hole..."

Perhaps it IS a hole, just not the one we thought. Maybe the Great Green Arkleseizure is mooning us.

Hopefully the Coming of Great White Toilet Paper isn't nigh...

Free online tax filing? Yeah, that'll soon be illegal thanks to rare US Congressional unity

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Re: "the IRS is in a position to simplify tax filing for millions of Americans"

"You DO know that Form 1040 has just become tremendously SIMPLER this year"

My fresh-out-of-university son who had been filing 1040EZ the last few years would disagree with that statement. My own experience is that the "new" 1040 seems simpler because the threshold for itemizing deductions is now harder to reach and therefore many more people than before just take the standard deduction. That has the net effect of simplifying the process and shaving hours off required completion time. However, the actual 1040 form itself was only slightly simpler to me while the new W4 adds three extra pages of worksheet/instructions than before.

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"the IRS is in a position to simplify tax filing for millions of Americans"

Yeah, that would be nice. Instead, I shall be submitting a request for reimbursement of medical expenses incurred when I slipped in the irony dripping from that title statement.

Not only is the US Tax system "unnecessarily complex" as you succinctly put it, but it's about to get even MORE ridiculous. Form W4 is what one fills out when beginning or changing employment and when filing conditions change such as marriage, the birth of a child, etc. This form is WAS a simple card to indicate how many individual deductions you are claiming so that your tax witholding can be calculated as reasonably close as possible. Beginning this year, that form becomes nearly as complex as the annual 1040 Tax Return form we all must fill out every April. And instead of simpler 1040 versions for simple tax situations, there is now only one form version - the long one, of course.

Town admits 'a poor decision was made' after baseball field set on fire to 'dry' it more quickly

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Coffee/keyboard

One of these days...

I'll remember to drink coffee before reading The Register. Or perhaps after, but never during.

Boffins baffled by planet nugget whizzing round white dwarf that should have killed it

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@Maelstrom: "And yes, I am an astro-boffin."

In that case, could you please explain to a poor pleb how they determined this star once had "twice the mass of our sun"? Is this based upon the observed gravity exerted by the remnant white dwarf?

NASA 'nauts do what flagship smartphone fans can only dream of: Change the batteries

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"PRISMA is intended to collect hyperspectral data in space..."

darn. For a moment there I misread that as hyperspatial data and got very excited.

There are pictures all over the internet of a big dark spot on Uranu... Oh no, wait, it's Neptune

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Re: In knots

Kneptune Knots? Silly English Knnnnnnnnnigits!

Ethiopian Airlines boss confirms suspect flight software was in use as Boeing 737 Max crashed

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It seems to me there is a relatively simple temporary solution

I am NEITHER an engineer nor professional pilot and therefore lay NO claim to any authoritative knowledge on the matter. If you are a professional pilot and/or aeronautical engineer, feel free to correct me. This idea, however, seems logical to me:

Until a more permanent solution is devised, instead of having the MCAS system actually force the airplane to pitch down when it thinks it detects an impending stall, have it blare an unignorable alarm WITH an audible voice giving instructions such as "pitch down immediately to prevent impending stall!" or something appropriately similar. The humans at the controls are ultimately responsible for the aircraft and its contents. Provide them with the urgent data and corrective course of action but let them actually PERFORM that action. Not a perfect solution, but it is a quick one that will prevent this specific type of tragedy from recurring.

Welcome. You're now in a timeline in which US presidential hopeful Beto was a member of a legendary hacker crew

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Re: Alan Brown

You are confusing Medicare with Medicaid. Medicare is quasi-government health care for pensioners. Medicaid is the program for the indigent. Medicaid definitely fits your description of "compulsary medical insurance which many low age earners can't afford to have taken out of their pay packet".

My own opinion is that we probably won't see an NHS-like system for the same reason we'll never see a simplified Federal tax code: because it takes power out of the hands of the politicians and those who stuff the politicians' pockets.

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Re: Sabroni: citation reqd

I seem to recall something about a German chap in the first third of the 20th century. Granted, not an ideal example...

Science says death metal fans delightful and intelligent people, great at dinner parties

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Re: On the one hand

"I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world. Life in plastic, it's fantastic..."

"Go on, get that out of your head. :D"

Easy. All I need is A Little Piece of Heaven

'It's like painting with atoms'... Watch how boffins form armies of simple micron-sized bots from a silicon wafer

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Re: The researchers hope the bots can also be powered by ultrasound or magnetic fields

how about fat-powered? Lots of chemical energy stored there. Most of us who aren't top shape athletes have a bit of fat to spare - some of us (myself included) a bit more than others...

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Re: Have these people never heard of gobblers?

I was thinking more of the Borg and their nanoprobes. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

Racist self-driving car scare debunked, inside AI black boxes, Google helps folks go with the TensorFlow...

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Unhappy

applause for Liz O'Sullivan but...

there are plenty of folks without such a moral compass who would gladly step in and complete the work she refused. The sad truth is that unless humanity overcomes basic urges to hurt/kill/maim/dominate others, and fairly quickly, this will end badly - most likely extinction by our own hand...

SpaceX Crew Dragon: Launched and docked. Now, about that splashdown...

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splashdown

I was hoping they would work the kinks out of how to land on... erm, land. Maybe in a later revision of the capsule?

Danger mouse! Potent rodents 'see' infrared after eyeballs injected with nanoparticles

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Re: Up to ten weeks

upvoted for the movie reference. Very dated now, but I were a wee lad when it came out and it was VERY cool then.