* Posts by mhenriday

1222 publicly visible posts • joined 18 Dec 2009

Federal advisors urge Congress to look into China's cyber attacks

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Boffin

Nice to see an utterly

unbiased and objective report on «cyber espionage» from an impeccable and disinterested source....

Henri

Samsung turns screws on Apple, hikes A6 processor price 20%

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The adventures of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern in Cupertino -

«For 'tis the sport to have the enginer

Hoist with his own petar; and 't shall go hard

But I will delve one yard below their mines

And blow them at the moon: O, 'tis most sweet,

When in one line two crafts directly meet.»

Henri

Swedish boffins: An Ice Age is coming, only CO2 can save us

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FAIL

Please, Lewis, do learn how to read !

And while you're at it, please learn how to refrain from attributing your own opinions to others without presenting evidence that they indeed share them ! Wherever did you find the quote you attribute to Professor Franzen to the effect that «We are probably entering a new ice age right now. However, we're not noticing it due to the effects of carbon dioxide» (which in itself would indicate that the Professor agrees that anthropogenic contributions to the global carbon-dioxide cycle are, in fact, contributing to the global warming he recognises as taking place) - it certainly does not appear in the article to which you link. Nor is there any basis for your statement that :

«The researchers believe that the Little Ice Age of the 16th to 18th centuries may have been halted as a result of human activity. Increased felling of woodlands and growing areas of agricultural land, combined with the early stages of industrialisation, resulted in increased emissions of carbon dioxide which probably slowed down, or even reversed, the cooling trend.»

given that the article nowhere addresses this specific period or topic. Nor does the paper anywhere employ the term, «catastrophe». It does note, however, that «We assume no human presence or anthropic effects, so the calculation is speculative. It may have been relevant for previous interglacials.» One gets the impression that you are citing an article on the paper by Franzen et al which significantly distorts its import , but that for some reason you wish to disguise this fact and therefore refer instead to the paper itself, which, following your source, you have either deliberately misconstrued or entirely misunderstood....

Epic failure and no mistake....

Henri

China tries for 2012 WORLD cluster compo DOMINATION

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Boffin

While we are nitpicking -

the Chinese New Year started, of course, on 2012-02-04 - it might be worthwhile to note that it might be difficult to reach the University of Science & Technology of China (中国科学技术大学) following the instructions in the article («[l]ocated in the city of Hefie [sic !]»), given that no such city exists. Better to try Hefei (合肥), where, indeed, the National High Performance Computing Centre (pardon the spelling) - 国家高性能计算中心 - one of the 33 laboratories and research centers under the USTC, is to be found....

Otherwise, interesting article ; we'll have to see how it goes for the Chinese and other teams at the cluster fest !...

Henri

Dark matter pioneer scoops Oz science prize

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Kudos to Professor Freeman !

Thanks for reporting on this, Richard - we're not particularly privileged with news on happenings Down Under here in Europe....

Henri

Felix Baumgartner sadly turns out to be blinkered FOOL

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FAIL

Now, at last, we have the lexicographically correct definition of «blinkered FOOL» -

anyone whose opinions or priorities happen to differ from those of that intellectual giant, Lewis Page. Can't the Reg promote this towering genius to the post of Assistant Executive Editor, so that he need only associate with his peer ?...

Henri

Google upgrades Gmail interface, now less 'drafty'

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Pint

What ?!! An El Reg article on Google

that nowhere refers to the «chocolate factory» ! Congratulations, Ian - and many happy returns !...

Henri

Mysterious galactic glow caused by Hitchhikers' Krikkit style stars

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Big Brother

I can't but be bemused by the fact that Lewis

seems to have no difficulty accepting current science on matters like, e g, «near-infrared background anisotropies from diffuse intrahalo light of galaxies», while he knows, in his heart of hearts, that current climatological science is not merely wrong, but indeed, a vast conspiracy, designed to defraud the innocent and cast us all back to the Dark Ages. I shall here abstain from speculating on what can lie behind this amazing discrepancy....

Henri

Chinese boffins discover bizarro fish-oid creature with FOUR LIMBS

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Pint

Re: Bring on the IP lawyers

Obviously a GooFish !...

Henri

US-CERT warns DKIM email open to spoofing

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Big Brother

« "... But the government of Iran probably could,

or a large group with sufficient computing resources could pull it off," he warned.» Not to mention the government of the country in which Mr (Dr ?) Harris resides....

Henri

Oh dear: Apple kicks out South Korea boss

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Meh

Could it be that the Samsung product

is a superior device ? Or is impossible to conceive that anyone anywhere could produce better devices than those that miraculously arise, full-blown from the head of Jove, in Cupertino (via Foxconn) ? Just asking....

Henri

No Chinese rescue for bankrupt battery-making golden child A123

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Boffin

Better, of course, to file for bankruptcy and let shareholders recover a fourth of the money

then sell to those «dastardly Chinese» ! It must say so, at least, in all those Economics 101 textbooks printed in the US - which explains why our Riksbank here in Sweden almost always awards its so-called «Prize in Economic Sciences in Memory of Alfred Nobel» to professors from that particular country....

Henri

Boffins explain research with interpretive dance

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Happy

I enjoyed this much more

than I had anticipated doing. Kudos to the reserchers, dancers, jugglers, et al !...

Henri

IE10 coming to Windows 7 sometime, maybe

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Happy

Re: IE10 Coming.... Who gives a %&@~ [?]

Not I...

Henri

Schmidt: Google deathmatch with Apple is 'defining' for the tech biz

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Boffin

These patent wars *are* sad - even if it's

Eric Emerson Schmidt who says so - for the simple reason that they replace the market place, where we users/consumers have a chance (albeit one constantly manipulated by marketeers and advertisers and their backroom deals) to make our views heard and our preferences count with courtrooms in which we have no legal standing at all. And while the Reg's «executive editor» will no doubt choose to differ, the evidence that not only patent wars, but patents themselves are harmful and stifle innovation is very strong ; readers interested in this matter can, for example, perform a search for «The case against patents - St. Louis Fed» and download the Boldrin and Levine paper which tops the list of results. But don't tell AO - one might get black-listed !...

Henri

Harvey Weinstein wants US to adopt French piracy laws

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Big Brother

I'd call for Mr Weinstein to be disincentified,

but that's proabably actionable, so I'll desist forthwith....

Henri

Archaeologists resume Antikythera Mechanism hunt

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Boffin

Don't know about the Beeb,

but there are a couple of videos from Nature on YouTube ; here a link to the first....

Hope the expedition finds more relevant material - this is a wonderful machine !...

Henri

Apple: Blue-shirts can fix iOS Maps in their spare time

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Boffin

Blue shirts ?!!

Are you certain, Ms Leach, that the use of that term, with its unpleasant connotations, is not actionable ? Are not these employees - like the brilliant chap who heard two customers conversing in Farsi in an Apple temple in the United States and refused to sell them a fondleslab with a half-eaten apple on it - supposed to be referred to as «Geniuses» ?...

Henri

Samsung claims Apple jury foreman LIED to get REVENGE

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Pint

«I just hope this is getting enough limelight in the US

for their citizens to realise how absurd software patents really are.» Yes, indeed ! And if they want more empirically-based information on what patents are doing to research and innovation, they might do well to read the aptly titled Federal Reserve Bank of St. Louis working paper, The Case against Patents, by Michele Boldrin and David Levine, professors at Washington University in St. Louis. As noted there :

«In the long run, though, even the positive partial equilibrium effect [of increasing to the monopolistic level the profits of the successful innovator] may be more apparent than real: the existence of a large number of monopolies due to past patent grants reduces the incentives for innovation as current innovators are subject to constant legal action and licensing demands from earlier patent holders.»

But of course, the Reg's «executive editor», who knows so much more about this sort of thing than anyone else, living or dead, would, on the basis of his vast experience, dismiss this analysis as the product of know-nothing «freetards»....

Henri

Liquefied-air silos touted as enormo green 'leccy batteries

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FAIL

«Nuclear plants are by their nature "baseload" plants

because they output continuous steady power. Unlike gas or renewable generators they're actually difficult to shut down.» Well, «Charles 9», you obviously don't live here in Sweden, where nuclear power plants often seem to break down and/or be forced to run with reduced output just during the winter months, when need for power is at its peak. This variablity in output is particularly profitable for our power companies, as electricity from other sources, e g, their hydropower plants can be sold at drastically raised prices....

Henri

Sharp punches out über-retina phone screen

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Unhappy

When are we going to see this kind of pixel density

on a desktop monitor ? Not all of us want to view information through a 5-inch window. Why is it still impossilbe to purchase a 27" monitor with a resolution higher than 2560 x 1440/1600 at a reasonable price ?...

Henri

Firefox's birthday present to us: Teaching tech titans about DIY upstarts

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Kudos to the Mozilla Foundation

and the Firefox developers - all of us, no matter which browser we use, are in their debt !...

Henri

Tim Cook: 'So sorry for Apple's crap maps app - try Bing or Nokia'

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Pint

«Unless the maps for California are great

and they never looked anywhere else (would not be that big a surprise).» They probably checked to see if they could find their way from headquarters at 1 Infinity Loop in Cupertino to the US District Court for the Northern District of California at 280 S 1st Street in San Jose. And lo and behold - it worked and they said «Apple Maps is awesome ; now we shan't get lost on that 16 km journey to Lucy Koh's court !»...

Henri

Russia blocks Monsanto corn in GM study fallout

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Boffin

Nice to hear, solidsoup,

that you are so much more knowledgeable with regard to the relationship between the use of such genetically modified crops as Monsanto's BT cotton and the remarkable increase in suicides among Indian farmers planting that crop than such unreliable sources as the country's Ministry of Agriculture. We Reg readers are indeed fortunate that you have chosen to avail us of your broad erudtion and insight !...

Henri

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Pint

@ AC 15:38 GMT

Yes, our dear «executive editor» is a bit thin-skinned, innit ? Get in his bad graces, and one's comments on his postings are blocked. Serves us «freetards» right, I suppose....

Henri

Freetard-idol rock star Trent Reznor gives up, signs to major label

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«Hey, man, The Man has his good points»

And Andrew Orlowski, no doubt, is intimately familiar with them all....

Henri

Vandals break into congressman's office, install Linux on PCs

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Linux

I told you

that it was GNU/Linux's year on the desktop ! With a poster boy like Michael Gerard Grimm (ex-FBI, ex US Marines, to boot - pardon the pun !) how can we Linux-aficianados lose ?...

Henri

High-energy physics opens up

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Kudos

to all concerned ! Tout vient à qui sait attendre ?...

Henri

Google, Microsoft butt heads in browser benchmark battle

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Pint

Re: Must. Disable. Pop-up. Blocker.

Edit (on Windows, Tools) → Preferences → Content. Click «Exceptions» to the right of «Block pop-up windows», which presumably is ticked, and fill in the address of the robohornet website. Rerun the test.

There ; fixed it for you !...

Henri

NYPD: iPhone thefts rising ten times rate of other crimes

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Pint

«... to help purchasers of Apple's latest kit register their new shiny-shiny ...»

«[S]hiny-shiny», indeed - until that low-quality aluminium casing gets scratched («normal[ly]», of course)....

Henri

Eric Schmidt: Ha ha, NO Google maps app for iPhone 5

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FAIL

Re: Apple still have the lead on apps

I read the Reuters interview with Eric Schmidt to which Anna kindly provided a link above and didn't find anything there to indicate that Mr Schmidt was in any way «rile[d]». Perhaps, «Matt 89» you are privy to some other evidence and could be prevailed upon to post a link here ? Otherwise, there's a risk that some unkind souls may perhaps be led to think that it was not Mr Schmidt, but you yourself who was perturbed at the attention paid to this failure on Apple's part....

Henri

Google promises autonomous cars for all within five years

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Re: this is why I like Google

Kudos to Wladimir Palant !...

Henri

Cisco scores AU$38m NBN win

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Devil

An amazing victory !

Or was this one of the contracts on which companies like Huawei and ZTE were not allowed to bid, for «security reasons» (good to know that it's only the US government that can spy on its vassal), so that in effect, there was no competition ?...

Henri

Huawei wants to be telepresence king

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Pint

To me, the most interesting thing about this fascinating company

is that it is said to be «owned by its employees». Does anybody know the details ? Does, for example, everyone working there, no matter in what capacity, get a share ? How are these shares apportioned ? What happens to a person's share when he or she leaves Huawei's employ ? Perhaps Phil could be encouraged to do a spot of investigative journalism and research the above questions and others that turn up along the way ?...

Henri

Sony to fling $642m at scandal-hit Olympus

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Big Brother

Re: Newsflash: Company caught cooking the books!

What interests me here is the remark attributed to former chairman Kikukawa Tsuyoshi - «I take full responsibility for what happened». What is meant by this ? Is Mr Kikukawa going to dig in his pockets and pull out that 1.7 thousand million USD ? Otherwise, just how is this «responsibility-taking» to be accomplished ?...

I certainly can't figure it out, just as I can't figure out why people allow the bank executives and Wall-Street high flyers to walk away scot free. Time to break out the pitchforks ?...

Henri

Half of Milky Way's mass found in million-Kelvin gas cloud

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Boffin

Re: '1 million and 2.5 million °K'

Sad that Rik hasn't bothered to correct this egregious error ! One of the aspects I most appreciate about Richard Chirgwin's Reg postings on scientific matters - he actually seems to read the comments and to be willing to correct errors that are pointed out. Kudos !...

Henri

Christian footie match ends in almighty brawl

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Holmes

«League bosses are reportedly "shocked" by the unprecedented scrap,

and claim that "an influx of non-Christians into teams may be to blame". » Ah, now I understand what must have lain behind the most recent Foxconn brouhaha. Presumably that unfortunate «influx» numbered in the thousands....

Henri

Motorola, Samsung smash Apple's touchscreen patent claim

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Boffin

Re: An open letter to the corporations of the world...

Alas, dear AC, while I share your sentiments entirely, I must inform you that in the United States, at least, corporations are people, and a better class of people at that. So can it go in the best of all possible worlds....

Henri

Asian hackers p0wned by Eastern European rivals

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Boffin

Presumably, Mr Kellerman has read Sun Zi (in translation)

as by limiting the comparison to teams operating in Eastern Europe and China, respectively, he manages to ignore - and likely, get the rest of us to ignore - the six-tonne elephant in the room, viz, the US government. Way to go !...

Henri

Swiss railways ticked off at iOS clock knock-off

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Trollface

Richard, you must have messed up that quote from John Lindsay :

here's the fix : «Move yr business to where Apple says it is. That's the Apple way. Or we'll sue u in our hometown court.»

Henri

Swiss boffins jump in Lake Lugano for Cray super

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Boffin

We've been doing this for some time in Stockholm

(http://www.termoekonomi.se/Hornsberg-cold-water-storage.htm) - although I must admit that the water being pumped to cool offices in summer here is not taken directly from Lake Ontario....

Henri

Google to snatch US web advertising crown from Facebook

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FAIL

I do love these «analysts»

who are able to tell more than two years in advance not merely to the nearest percent, but to the nearest tenth of a percent just how much market share a given company is going to enjoy ! I am filled with immense confidence in the ability of our beancounters to predict the future in great detail - a confidence which their track records hitherto no doubt entirely justifies....

Henri

Senate hears Microsoft and HP avoided billions in US taxes

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Big Brother

What I wonder is -

is if Willard regards these firms - and all their tax-dodging counterparts - as being among the 47 % of the US people who are always looking for a handout from the government (e g, «one-off» tax holidays which become «two-off» tax holidays, special prices for land, energy, water, etc, etc) about whom he feels he needn't worry. (Please don't bother lecturing me on the distinction between real people and juridical people (Willard is very much concerned with the latter - in particular those he could plunder and then stick the government with the bill) ; I am familiar with both Citizens United and the (in)famous obiter dictum in Santa Clara County v Southern Pacific Railroad....)

Henri

IBM scientists take image of atomic bonds

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Fantastic work -

kudos to all concerned and thanks to Richard for posting this !...

Henri

New monkey species with massive blue arse found in Africa

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WTF?

Interest never lies !

I've read several articles on Cercopithecus lomamiensis sp. nov, but the only author I've seen who has chosen to dwell on the «massive blue arse» (which is not strictly true, cf the photos in the PLOS ONE article) is the Reg's Lewis Page. Why am I not surprised ?...

Henri

Congress report warns: drones will track faces from the sky

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Big Brother

Yet another reason to watch yer feet !

O brave new world. That has such machines in't !...

Henri

Dreaded redback spider's NEMESIS: Forgotten Captain Cook wasps

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Boffin

The «most dangerous thing in the UK» ?

Surely William Jefferson Hague ?...

Henri

China pushes green PCs to punters

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A good initiative on the part of the Chinese authorities ;

I hope Phil will follow up to see whether that 40 % market-share goal, etc are actually attained....

Henri

Microsoft to comply with Brussels over browser choice gaffe

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Boffin

Had occasion yesterday, Al, to help a a computer-naive retireee set up a brand new laptop

with Win/ SP1 pre-installed. The browser ballet screen was not among the 57 «important» (hardly «required» - although they will keep appearing, like a bad penny everytime one checks the updater) updates which Windows Update recommended be installed. Thus Kelly's statement to the effect that «Microsoft recently began offering the browser choice screen to users of Windows in the EU's 27 member-states [of which Sweden is one] once again» is not universally true. Given this fact, it seems obvious that Joaquin Almunia will be force to confirm a breach on the part of Microsoft ; it will be fascinating to see just what the promised/threatened «severe consequences» for the company turn out to be....

Henri

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Boffin

Wow ! Tycho Brahe is back, after a wait of more than four centuries !...

Henri