Posts by Dumple McWhartingcock

Vatican crackdown at Rome's Playboy Mansion-style monastery

Title

Playmobil reconstruction or it never happened.

Wireless HD video sticks demoed

DO WANT

Would be nice to play all those control pad friendly games (all none FPS obviously) installed on my gaming pc in my office from the comfort of the sofa with the epic audio I have in the living room. I was going to buy a second rig for doing this in the living room but this device will save me hundreds of pounds if it works well!

All I want to know is when and where I can get this device!!!

Oz bank meltdown due to file corruption cock-up

THE SYSTEM DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's about time the bankers started shouting this ad nausium, I personally think they are a little late at trying to blame their retarded practices on their IT departments.

Can you smell that, yes its the scent of despiration...

Twitter airport bomb joker loses second job

Wasting Police time

If no conviction is made, which there won't be. This "manager" should be charged with wasting police time and he/she should pay for every penny of this whole farce.

Voice of America chap ejaculates over Paris Hilton

Butthurt, Vacuous, Gossip-Pedaler is Butthurt

LOL it amazes me how dropout scum that get paid from wittering on about inane celebtards behaviour can become so defensive and angry when their vapid way of life is challenged in the slightest manner. I especially enjoy how he has tried to justify his pathetic reports with such an attempted argument, that at first sounds very forthright, but then you are remided about the shallow content of what he is banging on and pity this lifeless cretin. It's hilarious that he thinks commentary of Lady GaGa's latest twitter post requies "editorial judgement" roflmao ect.

Paris because she gets butthurt regularly.

Turkish groom accidentally sprays wedding guests with bullets

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

YOUR GOD, WHERE IS IT?

iTunes disses doctorates

O RLY!

Perhaps Apple decided that it was a waste of time leaving the Dr field in for it's one user with a triple digit IQ.

Senior IT workers caught in bank bonus tax crossfire

Newsflash

Bankers and IT bank staff, stop moaning, we don't care and would prefer the incompetence that caused this crash to leave and work in another country, this goes for the government and FSA officials too. We'd prefer you to remove the greed genes that caused this truly epic fail of fails from this already sullied pool, but since you haven't got the ability to make a good call like this please, at minimum, make your way to Scotland so you are the right side of Hadrian's wall before we cut those parasites off too.