Posts by peter_dtm

User insisted their screen was blank, until admitting it wasn't

Re: screen messages

oh no ! I ALWAYS read a phone number with different breaks (or with breaks if none initially) Why ?

Because it makes YOUR brain concentrate on what the numbers i am saying are and NOT what you are expecting to hear ! So you say 1 555 555 1234 I'l give you something like 15 555 51 234 - you find it distracting because your brain stops ambling along going "la la la la that's my phone number; I already know it; brain not listening" and brain engages and listens properly

Win all round as you will pick up I missed a 5 ... I've even have people respond with "oh sorry that's the wrong number" and give a similar but different number

I heartily recommend repeating numbers back differently & have managed to subvert quite a few of my colleagues over the years; and the same with part numbers etc that are alphanumeric. Our brains are VERY VERY good at hearing what they want to hear

Re: "I found that a strange concept of 'nothing,'"

hmm - I wish ! current support desk - raise ticket & fill it in (actually well hidden and frequently moved) - Describe issue briefly. Expand fault description; add movies/screen shots, software version. May have screen shots lying around or from colleagues showing how it should work if relevant. List of things already checked (basic tier 1 checks; to tier 2 for some issues) What I was trained to do when producing a fault report; what I have trained (some) of our clients to do with about 10% success rate. Point out that when they call back to investigate I may be talking & remoted in to ac lient so please just teams me - when I notice it I'll respond. Add in known upcoming times I won't be available - all time say 14h00 UK (09h00 Ohio time) (All times regardless where in the world within the CRM are always Eastern time or as they call $Town in Ohio.

Get an email saying they are closing the ticket because they called and no response - check the ticket - they called at 04h00 UK time and then at 01h00 on a Saturday with a follow up call on the Sunday.

Re-open ticket - get called on teams at 16h55 UK (yup Close of Day is 17h00) - arrange to be called back tomorrow - which may or may not happen - just as likely to have closed ticket - rinse & repeat.

Eventually Tier 1 contact at decent time; Start doing various Tier 1 checks - yes I know I do the same BUT I will have read the damn ticket 1st because guess what - Tier 1 call the next ticket on the list without attempting to read or look at anything in the ticket - Like I have a dual monitor and they can't understand why their remote system can't see what I am doing/their clickety clicks do nothing. Ask them if they saw the screen shots ? read the fault description - well lets say ONCE I had an apology; she went off and read it and then said Thank you very much I'm escalating to tier 3; we don't need to waste your time with tier 1 or Tier 2.

So - since this is an IT "publication" what is it with Tier 1 (& 50% of Tier 2) frontline IT hell desk that they never ever read the damn ticket notes ? Then when they pass it rinse and repeat at Tier 2 - they don't even read what the tier 1 guy wrote in the ticket

Of course we always check the reports we get (remote support of Industrial automation so much WIndows fun and games); but if we are interacting with the client we always tell them we have learnt to check things - and we don't check every thing - because they send in screen shots etc.

You think I'm kidding ?

ticket with client's IT as the VPN has stopped working properly for my colleage

Send them screen shot of "net user %username% /domain" and "net user fredblogs /domain" (and repeat durn=ing the ensuing mayhem)

Point out the he is missing a start up script and half the groups.

3 months later; many calls later; emails abundant; oh we think fred bloggs will be ok now; we discovered he'd been assigned the wrong profile so he had the wrong start up script and the wrong groups.

Run net user for both again and ask why fred is still missing group "evil_contractor_scum-adm2" as we already know that that is needed to be allowed to reboot & clear/delete assorted protected files. Fortunately the correct help desk guy was still on cc of the email trail. He thanked us for picking that up and confirmed he'd now got it right - lo & behold happy fred bloggs can at long last finish what he'd been doing when he lost access.

/rant But why ? why can't the hell desk read (& make some effort to understand) the damn tickets BEFORE calling/teams ?

China's EV champ BYD reveals super-fast charging that leaves Tesla eating dust

Re: Aaaarrghh

exactly this

the infamous Dunkelflauten in winter

people do not seem to get if 25% plus of the grid is offline for even a minute; the grid collapses.

None of the protagonists appear to be able to understand the difference between dispatchable power and non-dispatchable power sources; and why the grid will be (is already ?) de-stabilised because there is too much non-dispatchable power in the system.

It doesn't matter how many days renewables supply all the UK's power needs; if there is no cover for when the sun don't shine& the wind don't blow (and its neap tides; and the rivers are all low/frozen etc) the result will be grid black out. And if you supply cover; to make it economical; then you need to use it at its most efficient - the cost of the plant standing idle for 95% plus of the year is too extreme to garner any economic backing.

Failing to plan for Dunkelflauten is a guarantee we will see blackouts. And add to the mix - using some form of stored energy (other than nuclear or coal/gas power stations) requires building what are effectively bombs all around the country; imagine a 1GW battery installation going up in flames ? I'll gladly have a nuke in my back garden; I don't want much more then a few 10s of kW in a batery pack anywhere near domestic dwellings.

Why users still couldn't care less about Windows 11

Left on the left, right on the right

I run two monitors too, but in W10 (& earlier) you can have the task bar in different places on different monitors & only show the apps on that monitor. Ran 2 monitors plus laptop screen for a while, laptop below & centred, so its taskbar was at the bottom.

Why anyone would think putting the task bar at the bottom made any sort of sense for most users, I have never understood. But then I don’t understand the whole MS none functioning OS anyway.

There is one not appalling tool from MS : PowerToys

Tech support warrior left cosplay battle and Trekked to the office

Re: What's the weirdest outfit you've worn to a tech support job?

It’s got to be done, here you go, no excuses for not staying up to date especially with the recent changes

https://www.gov.uk/guidance/the-highway-code

BOFH: I get locked out, but I get in again

Re: German tomfoolery

Dear left pondians

PLEASE just stop with the crap mm/dd/yy insanity.

stop writing file names with that abortion format

stop writing that insane date type into log file text

surely even you ignorant incompetents have realised IT DOES NOT SORT

so dear left pondians

JUST STOP USING THE TWAT THING

Wanna run Windows on an M-series Mac? Fine, buy a license, but no baremetal

Then there is UTM. No idea how it scales, & not much else about it, it lets me use a couple of windows only programs (including one that read/write to a serial box for downloading firmware updates).

Free from GIT or pay the dev by getting it from the app store

The 'nothing-happened' Y2K bug – how the IT industry worked overtime to save world's computers

Part of the problem was the experience of small business - who got ripped off by ‘Y2K consultants’. Typically charge a fortune for testing, done, of course by just setting the pc clock to Jan 1st 2000 and then ‘proving EXEL or Lotus 123 worked ok. A lot of those people found out later they’d been ripped off. So to them; yes; Y2K was overblown, over-hyped and never was a problem.

Then you had the idiots in charge - in 1998 I was working for a small company that made encrypting statistical multiplexers (amongst other interesting stuff); because stat mux have clocks the idiot in charge of one client who had several stat max around the world; being Completely Worthless; would not believe that a clock running at 5MHz was not a time/calendar device; but an oscillator (the documentation even said the stat mixes did not use any date/time representation…). After a couple of really frustrating phone calls; I agreed to cary out some Y2K tests. Attach stat max to PC; wind the date forward; and also do leap year compliance test. Document; print out nice shiny Y2K compliant certificates with copy of the test regime. If I remember correctly, my boss stopped me charging £10K - but I did get him to charge £5K; to which the CW idiot in charge refused to believe was the right price because how could we have done the testing so cheaply !

At Y2K itself; I was working for a large global DCS company; had the pleasure of getting a call from somewhere weird in Eastern Australia at 00:05 their time to tell us all in the UK & EMEA that the world had not come to an end. The overtime was well worth it. But an awful lot of the work in the DCS world was placebo work; or proving negatives (this kit does NOT CARE what the date is).

PC tech turns doctor to diagnose PC's constant crashes as a case of arthritis

Re: South don't work in the North

easiest fix is to rotate the yoke through 180 degrees - this is NOT the same as turning the whole monitor/tv upside down as it is only the vertical field that has changed - the horizontal field is fine!

Had some 24" CRT from Honeywell for TDC2000 /TDC3000 (Process Control system) in South Africa; about 30% of Honeywell supplied monitors were N Hemisphere and useless - saved my client a fortune when I magically resurrected about 10 monitors that were "not working" but too expensive to throw out ... Oh the joys of doing a full gun re-alignment with 380V motor feeds running past/through the workshop

BOFH and the office security access upgrade

Re: So Simon once worked at one of my old employers!

Previous employer; around the early 2000's - dictate from on high - we were not to fill in time sheets during work hours on a customer site; but since that described 95% of the team's normal work pattern this meant we had to do it at some other time i.e. when at home.

Then another dictate - the 3 minute daily (mobile) phone calls allowed when away from home must be extracted from the company mobile phone bill and itemised in our expenses.

I managed to get both instructions written in an email as being part of our normal duties.

A couple of months later; my very good manager had to haul me over the coals for excessive Sunday overtime claims. He happily joined me in escalating this up 2 or 3 layers of management.

Why was I doing the mobile phone and time keeping on overtime ? Answer : because you have explicitly instructed us to fill the time sheets in weekly and we are not to do them on site. See this email trail. As a company imposed duty I am entitled to claim overtime.

Why am I always doing that on a Sunday ? Because since I have to do it on my own time I get to decide when it is convenient to do so.

HR (by now involved) started to speak; then stopped; thought it all through; the senior management person started to shout; HR stopped him; and suggested to management that they either put up with the overtime claims being done at the engineer's convenience; or allow us to do the timesheets during normal working hours; and as for the average £10 per month mobile bill just forget it; the cost of processing the paper work far exceeded any possible benefit especially as local management already had the costs under good control.

Unhappy senior manglement - happy engineers (well apart from losing a couple of hours Sunday overtime a month) - manager's manager couldn't hid his grin but did control his urge to laugh !

Sometimes HR can be sensible and a good manager is worth his weight in gold

Apple exec confirms iPhones will switch to USB-C because 'we have no choice'

Re: The rationale is "[fewer] chargers

And which connector did they initially push?

The rather abysmal micro or was it mini ? Midget? One of those non reversible funky shaped misbegotten mistakes. Good job they lost that time, as otherwise how would we be able to get to the USB C ? A perfect example of why no government has any business mandating things like connectors for portable devices.

I suppose at least the USB C is flexible.

But what is supposed to happen when the next better standard comes around?

There was nothing wrong in mandating an adaptor to fit between an EU spec cable from a charger and any manufacturer’s possibly superior offering that isn’t invented yet, and now never will be.

Beware the fury of a database developer torn from tables and SQL

Offer up a comment

To offer a sub assembly up (to the location to which it will be attached) is correct (engineering) (right pondian) English.

Safari is crippling the mobile market, and we never even noticed

Lousy web design

Mostly specious arguments as the main issue with the web browser experience is caused by abysmally bad design of the web pages.

Get the so called web designers educated in making decent web pages first, then it may be worth attacking the underlying engines.

Don’t forget a lot of Apple users buy into Apple BECAUSE of the walled garden. The small vocal minority that don’t should just buy some other ‘phone manufacturer’s output

Your snoozing iOS 15 iPhone may actually be sleeping with one antenna open

RTFM

They do

RTFM

Mobile networks really hate Apple's Private Relay: Some folks find iOS privacy feature blocked on their iPhones

Disabling private MAC address is a separate option, and has nothing to do with Private Relay. Although both are set from the same settings page,mand both are set per network and annoyingly default to ON. And frequently get reset to on by iOS upgrades

Re: "Apple doesn't know which ads I see"

Apple claim the egress proxy is 3rd party & out of their control. They may well know which egress server I’m talking to, but they don’t have (direct legal) access to any of the egress server logs.

So the cut out is valid, Apple only know to which egress server you are connected, so they don’t know where you’re browsing.

UK government opens vaccine floodgates to over-45s, NHS website predictably falls over

Re: NHS England <> "The UK's National Health Service"

But EVEL is voluntary & SNP MPs continue to interfere in English legislation, IIRC they voted on English council funding amongst many other English laws.

Sweetheart tax deal appeal: European Commission takes €13bn Apple state aid claim to the EU's highest court

EU tax law

Actually that is EU law, if you trade in more than one EU country, you get to chose which country your company is registered in, and that and only that country gets to tax your company on its EU earnings.

The EU wrote the EU tax laws, all international companies base their tax paying entity in the country they think benefits them most in terms of benefit to their shareholders in COMPLIANCE WITH EU TAX LAW.

Why is this basic EU tax law so rarely mentioned, it wouldn’t be because it makes those nasty horrible companies not look bad ?

Perhaps you personally don’t do as much as legally possible to minimise your tax, company CFO are supposed to do exactly that.

Actually that is EU law, if you trade in more than one EU country, you get to chose which country your company is registered in, and that and only that country gets to tax your company on its EU earnings.

The EU wrote the EU tax laws, all international companies base their tax paying entity in the country they think benefits them most in terms of benefit to their shareholders in COMPLIANCE WITH EU TAX LAW.

Why is this basic EU tax law so rarely mentioned, it wouldn’t be because it makes those nasty horrible companies not look bad ?

Perhaps you personally don’t do as much as legally possible to minimise your tax, company CFO are supposed to do exactly that.

As we stand on the precipice of science fiction into science fact, people say: Hell yeah, I want to augment my eyesight!

Re: any "organic residue" will become Soylent Green!

The book is way better than the movie

Hold on to your hats, Net Neutrality version 2 is on its way courtesy of Trump and the FCC's moves on Section 230

As i understood it at the time, 230 was put in place to ensure internet provides were treated as common carriers not publishers.

Common carriers do NOT look at what they are carrying (apart from legal constraints, and they better have a lot more than a mere suspicion of illegality). Common carriers carry & then deliver untouched, uninspected and unseen, that which they have undertaken to carry.

Publishers on the other hand, choose, inspect, edit and/or comment on what they carry.

Are Facebook et al acting as common carriers or as publishers?

Do they refuse, remove, delete or otherwise arbitrarily modify what they are given to ‘carry’ ? As far as I can see yes they do.

Therefore they are no longer common carriers and no longer deserve the protection that common carriers have to have in order to function. Therefore section 230 is no longer applicable and they should be treated like any other publisher & be liable for the content of what they choose to publish. Let them, like magazines & newspapers before them, publish and be damned!

Or revert to being common carriers.

Ask the post office to inspect letters for ‘hate crimes’ never mind any other illegal actions? How do you feel about having your letters opened & inspected because they might contain illegal content? There is quite a high bar on getting postal inspection warrants like there is (supposed to be) for getting wire taps etc.

Facebook et al gave up common carrier status when they first removed a post that was not illegal which they had not been legally instructed to remove.

Cheque out my mad metal frisbee skillz... oops. Lights out!

Re: Being honest always pays

a small MSP where everything was about being honest

So can’t have been any politician, especially Sturgeon

Dedicated techie risks life and limb to locate office conference phone hiding under newspaper

Re: Shouty men...

I have no wish to be rear ended. I have zero wish to waste my time because some dickhead doesn't drive safely and leave enough distance to stop/slow down.

The bit you seem determined to miss is my duty of care to me and mine ( and my car/ company's car).

I have stopped in the past, the big 40 foot attic behind the dickhead stopped skew to ensure no one tried to get past ( in other words knew what was happening). When the idiot behind started to get out I stayed safe by resuming the speed limit.

This repeated twice before idiot realised that he was expected to leave safe distance- truck driver helped by flashing when the idiot got too close to me & leaving a massive amount of room, so he could stop safely.

I'd have bought the trucky a beer if I could have!

Tail gaters should be made to clean up fates accidents.

Tech support discovers users who buy the 'sh*ttest PCs known to Man' struggle with basics

Re: It's 2018 @ Lilolefrostback

In spades !

Mellenials claim to be ‘net citizens’ - they most definitely are NOT. At the best they are a pile of ignorant tourists!

I deal with people (plant operator) who USE computers everyday, they look at a screen, click on things and the plant works. They have no need to know anything about how a computer works, other than clicking a mouse on a target on the display.

Even sales droids who may appear to know what they are doing can’t normally cope if the normal programs stop working.

Very few people know how computers work.

Most people know how to use a (very limited) sub-set of programs, and then a limited sub set of the programs themselves.

And this is exactly as it should be.

Oh, I wish it could be Black Friday every day-aayyy, when the wallets start jingling but it's still a week till we're paiii-iid

Re: You're doing it all wrong

No, no, no !

Canadians are North North Americans- the rebels south of the border are USA-ians

(Though it does sometimes take a while for a N N American to count to 2)

Analogue radio is the tech that just won't die

DAB no thanks

I stream Planet Rock via my phone into the car.

Apart from the variable time delay, the quality is outrageously better than the barely separated DAB “stereo”

Coverage is different, but about 50% of the time streaming doesn’t work, neither does DAB. But streaming works more places than DAB (round the East Midlands, up to Manchester, down to north coast Cornwell & lots of places in between)

Streaming gives me best audio by far, followed by FM. DAB works about as badly as AM stereo or ShortWave, in short for anything above talk it’s pretty poor.

As noted above, some idiots were allowed to impose the very worst DAB solution on the UK, just skip DAB and stream, DAB was wrong technology even when it was first implemented

Muslim American woman sues US border cops: Gimme back my seized iPhone's data!

Re: "[T]he Trump administration was cracking down on Muslim people traveling into the States."

What ?

Pardon ?

You do realise that that particular example was about keeping people IN a country before murdering. Similar to Cambodia (Pohl Pott); China (Culteral Revolution) assorted genocides in Russia/USSR.

So a country reserves the right to examine you at the border - most Arab states (Saudi of course reserves the right to examine every storage device; and no encryption is allowed); most African; a lot of American states (including the big one in the northern part) oh and most European states do exactly that.

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE HELL OF NATIONAL SOCIALISM

However you may like to research what happened to the refuges from that period who were refused entry into all sorts of surprising countries; um; you could start with the Exodus - refugee ship.

You obviously failed to understand anything taught to you in history

Microsoft CEO wades into ICE outcry: Cool it, we only do legacy mail

What about the employees ?

If I were a shareholder I would be demanding some scalps. It is called bringing the company into disrepute; it may even qualify as moral turpitude- both tend to be instant dismal offences.

If you as an employee don’t like what your employer is doing you have a couple of options

1 tell your boss you will not work on certain contracts

2 resign and get a job with an employer with whose morals/ethics/politics you can live with

That’s it for a public company; same for a government department

Of course option 1 may lead to your early termination; but that wouldn’t worry you because how on earth could you work for such a revolting organisation?

Like so many other issues now days; it is all about virtue signaling - zero risk to self; as after all you couldn’t be expected to actually DO something could you ?

(And no; it is not whistle blowing either; as the contracts are a matter of public record)

Re: Avoidance

LeahroyNake

Whataboutism is strong in you

What the settlers did back then was legal at the time

Like Africans selling slaves to Arabs who then sold slaves to Europeans was legal then.

Nothing whatsoever to do with the application of the law (how ever harsh it may seem) that is current.

What would I do ? Try either obeying the law; or not bitching when caught breaking the law.

I see a satellite of a man ... Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, that's now 4 sats fit to go

So the EU agricultural tariffs don’t exist ?

If it was all about nostalgia why does it prosper ?

And the proposal is to work with the Commonwealth which inter alia would perhaps include trade agreements, beneficial to both parties, perhaps by reducing food tariffs, while extending the science & technical co-operation that is currently crippled by EU tariffs and rules explicitly designed to impose unfavourable trade conditions on our once favoured trading partners of the Commonwealth.

We did this before ( although we were promised that this would not happen), changed our trading focus, last time we swapped a global based market for a local continentally bound closed custom union which had/has the belief it should be a state. This time we can leave a customs union and rejoin a global market place, resolving the dichotomy caused by the wish of the EU governing (un-elected) bodies for ever closer union compared to the apparent wish of the British NOT to be part of a centrally governed super state

Growing markets ( because time hasn’t stood still)

We have a negative trade balance with a shrinking market.

And yes, when we left the Commonwealth trade block and joined a customs union it was indeed a moment of national madness, the lies told then were as bad as the lies told now.

India

Pakistan

Bangladesh

South Africa

Australia

New Zealand

Canada

Zambia

Caribbean nations

Pacific nations

Growing market unlike the shrinking EU.

How many people in the Space faring, aircraft carrier, nuclear nation that is India ?

With a growing market ?

Um, having GAINED independence the Commonwealth countries VOLUNTEERED to join the Commonwealth. It is so well thought of that non Empire countries ask (& are allowed) to join.

Perhaps not everyone is aware of what the Commonwealth is ? (& does)

Hmm, the down votes I presume are for pointing out that the Commonwealth is larger and more diverse (& tolerant & a far larger market & mostly lacking in ant-Democratic edicts and directives)

We should just take our toys now, get with the Commonwealth and create a decent Newton constellation- after all, the Commonwealth is global and very diverse, unlike some other local small minded wannabe super states

Brit ISPs get their marker pens out: Speed advertising's about to change

Re: I have Virgin Media 350mb and get .....

I have 200MB package

I have a fing box that cracks every 4 hours (+/~ 30 minutes)

Weeks average 216.4/12.7

5GHz WiFi to iThings >120Mb REGARDLESS of other users on the 5GHz network (4 phones 5 tablets).

Plus smart speakers/Doorbell/Hive/homebridge hub on an RPi and smartlights all running on 2.5GHz

Plus the wired Fing box & AppleTV

Damn system is as solid as a rock - apart from the Hive kit; just don’t get Hive, it is seriously crap & messes up the rest of the smart home kit.

I actually set up 5 TV streams on 5GHz plus the AppleTV & all ran smoothly - one of the phones used smart speakers for 2 speaker sound as well

Mind you, their hell desk is only marginally more useful than a politician. Absolutely the worst experience of my ‘call help desk’ life

When other providers offer comparable experience/speeds I will ditch VM solely because of their hell desk.

Supreme Court to dig into Google's very cosy $8.5m deal with lawyers over web search leak

Since when did the cost of disbursement ever worry a lawyer

The court shouldn’t care less how much it costs the loser to pay out the damages (note to USA-ians it is could not care less not your totally wrong headed could care less...).

In fact wouldn’t that be part of their punishment part of the findings.

I have NEVER found any legal person who wouldn’t chase 4c that was owed to them; even if it cost the debtor a million bucks to pay; they ALWAYS get their pound of flesh; and then some.

Sounds like all the class action ‘winners’ should take a class action against the courts and this corrupt practice

Sysadmin’s worst client was … his mother! Until his sister called for help

Obsolescence : free with chrome/Windows/Android

The Apple ones are predicable - to which the answer is "They don't have a usb port - or headphone socket".

To which the reply is

For the jack socket : Why do you want 19th century technology on your nice modern kit ?

As for the USB port, what do you need that for ? I actually have a USB to lightening memory stick. Can’t remember when I last needed it though, files, Dropbox, OneDrive. Airdrop. Email, iMessage etc etc etc all just work.

That’s telegraphese

Long before txt spk was invented we had telegraphese or telex (tlx) or morse or shorthand.

Nrmly done by drpng vowels

Important as tlgrms charged by the ltr & usng no vwls cud save a fortne

Nw fangld txt spk is less obvs & cn b v obscr

There was life before txt, complx rich & jst as bzar

Happy 100th birthday to the Royal Air Force

Re: sod the technology

@ledswinger properly understated rant old chap

do have a pint or 5

Google to 'forget me' man: Have you forgotten what you said earlier?

Re: "It was legal to kill Jews in WWII Germany. Does not make it right."

@LDS

All nations practiced slavery UNTIL the British Royal Navy attempted to stop slavery.

Yes, until the end of the 19th century when Britain made slavery illegal every tribe/group/nation engaged in slavery and slave trading.

The British through the Royal Navy’s Anti Slavey Patrol went against the entire rest of the world in the first ever attempt to stop the practice.

Unfortunately slaveyi s still practiced (and approved of) by some nations and some religions.

The African branch of the Arab Salve trade bought from willing African suppliers. The trade to the east coast (and on to the Persian Gulf and India) was far larger and far more brutal then that trade with the west coast of Africa that supplied the American trade.

What is it with this ignorance of history, any one would think it was discrimination the way ONLY the American slave trade is ever discussed and held up as an example of moral wrong doing. The ONLY good guys in the history of international slavery were the British Empire who were the first to try and stop it.

It's Pi day: Care to stuff a brand new Raspberry one in your wallet?

Re: ISO 8601

Well there’s the problem(s) straight away

www.loca.gov

goverment ! USAian gov at that.

The Radio people sorted this out back in the early part of the 20th centuary !

Day starts at 00:00:00 and ends at 23:59:59

Binary - two digits - 0 to 1 NOT 2; octal 0 to 7 NOT 8; deneray 10 digits 0 to 9 NOT 0 to 10; hex - well you should get thge point by now. How on earth can you have hour 24 a 24 hour system ?

Monday 23:59:58 tic Monday 23:59:59 tic TUESDAY 00:00:00 tic Tuesday 00:00:01...

There is no such time as 24:00 (or 24:00:00)

ANY attempt to go to 24:00:00 is patently barking mad

Re: Dates

@mike moyle

That very sensible convention was invented by WHO (the drs; as inb World Health Organisation; not The Dr.)

The concept was simple

Month - Roman

Day - one or two digits

Year - always 4 digits

12 VII 2018 or 2018 12 VII or VII 2018 12

It is ALWAYS un-ambiguous; never understood why it didn’t catch on

Re: Dates

oh Charles 9 you forgot about the time zone letter notation - where J would indicate Z+10 hours.

Which puts the nearest bit of the US at V and very sensibly does not allow for the barking mad concept of time zones on half hours; or the equally barking mad concept of DST - 12:00z mid day at Greenwich; so to try and claim 12:00 BST is mid day is demonstrably delusional I know it is hard to prove in the grey cloudy days that make up UK weather; but occasionally the sun shines on the centre of the known universe and it is then easy to show that the sun is overhead in Greenwich at 12:00Z not at 12:00A

Beware the looming Google Chrome HTTPS certificate apocalypse!

Re: Two way street

It is a mystery to me why Security people allow the normal corporate user to use google.com (.co.uk /.za etc). Meta data from what is being searched MUST give Google a massive clue as to what any specific (large) business is focusing on.

I am amazed that the otherwise sensibly paranoid security wonks let any un-anomanised search engine be used. I would have expected them to insist on using the likes of DuckDuckGo and to have blocked google and forbidden Chrome as being totally unacceptable risks to IP

It really is a glaring hole

Apple's top-secret iBoot firmware source code spills onto GitHub for some insane reason

Re: My device - I'll jail break it if I want to ...

Um; no.

Apple’s AppStore - Apple’s rules.

Nothing to stop you (or anyone else) writing Apple Hardware based Apps and offering them for sale/giveaway. Just Apple won’t let you do it through their Apple AppStore

Of course you may have non disclosure issues if you write for the real Apple AppStore; so you may have to make a decision to either play in APPLE’s AppStore under their T&C - or play in some one else’s AppStore. You may have problems getting any ‘Footfall’ though & you may find no one wants to play in your AppStore - especially if you can not/will not warrant your apps as malicious code free

Your device - jail break it; run it over; feed it to a great white shark - whatever floats your boat. But don’t claim Apple stops you - or prevents you from downloading any old piece of dodgy code if you leave their rather safer walled garden. You just won’t be allowed to use APPLE utilities/web sites/AppStores to do so. But then that is the point you appear to be missing - Apple OWN the infrastructure; you can play - or not - if you want to. See what happens if you get any piece of equipment modified by no approved ‘fixers’ if you then complain to the OEM that it is bust

Forget cyber crims, it's time to start worrying about GPS jammers – UK.gov report

Re: Raynet

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Or yes - but being pushed to DMR and other non resilient solutions

The USN have re-introduced morse. But that’s about it; every thing else is just getting more and more whiz-bang. But then if we are reduced to morse & basic crystal receivers; then it probably won’t matter....

Re: Well timestamps at a µs level...

And the US Military reserve the right (and do) to reduce the accuracy of the GPS system; or even deform the signal - they exercise with this from time to time; and use it when their troops are ‘hot’ as they also have decode for the changes made; so your GPS will be 10s/100s of metres out; theirs will still be spot on (>>1 metre)

On time stamps we did of course used to have real time signals on BBC radio stations (better than mS accuracy anywhere in the world you could get a signal) plus Rugby Radio (MSF) which was one of 3 international standard frequency and Time Signal stations (WWV and WWVH being the other two). A bit of decent kit; a knowledge of propagation and uS accuracy was almost achievable.

MSF is of course deceased; some criminals shut it down as they didn’t understand it; or its use; ditto the BBC no longer bother to ensure the pips are correct. Ignorant bastards

Re: Didn't we have such a system?

Gee was nicked from the Germans (OBOE) and developed by the DECCA Company.

DECCA was developed & deployed worldwide (oh apart from part of N America; but they used the Canadian chain anyway - because it wasn’t invented there).

Accuracy a couple of metres to a few 10s of metres IFF you truly understood the system. You RENTED DECCA boxes; never sold.

Then there was HiFix DECCA - accurate to better than 1 metre.

Then someone copied DECCA onto a lower base frequency system and thus we got LORAN - if you were lucky you could get Kilometre level accuracy.

Then the idiots who wouldn’t allow DECCA in their country; made an even lower base frequency version called OMEGA (pronounced OH ME GAA) which was so crap; that sat in Portsmouth Polly with all the relevant updates and correction tables (5 or 7 BIG thick manulals plus addendums) and the very latest over the air updates (changed HOURLY) we still managed to get one fix in Scarpa Flo; one fix somewhere near Paris; and one on the Dogger Bank. The OMEGA readings were taken on 3 consecutive minutes. yup; ideal conditions and it was still crap.

Or there was your trusty chronometer (rated against MSF/WWV/WWVH/BBC0 and a sextant with some spherical trig tables and a star/plant/moon or Sun.

eLoran; well it was better than LORAN but no sane navigator relied on it with in 50 nautical miles of the coast.

That reference triggered a few memories - Hyperbolic Radio Navigation Aids; DECCA was amazing; Loran not so much; and OMIGA was/is just ridiculous- basic radio propagation theory suggested it would never work; quite correctly.