Posts by benj5386

US politician: 'homosexual agenda' behind TSA groin grope

It is just me or.....

......does anyone else think he looks like Millhouse?

Anyway, why are they picking on this one Irish guy? Pat Downs surely has a right to do whatever he wants in his spare time.

Good clowns battle evil at the 'Carnival of Screams'

ICP

Yeah but what about f*cking rainbows after it rains? I think you'll find there's enough miracles here to blow your brain.

Clowns =

Pure concentrated evil. Who in their right mind finds these things funny?

Paris: 'Cus no amount of white pancake, oversized red lips and false hair would make Coco look more like Paris.

New drug spray 'makes men as soppy as girls'

Weaponised

Tear gas perhaps.

US boffins fashion quantum-computing bit out of SQUID

Brains the size of planets......

Nerd engineers and scientists are amazing. I'd love to understand this stuff.

I have a brain the size of a Mars planet, which doesn't help.

Paris: She can also be in a quantum state at any one time. Either clothes on or clothes off. It's not until you 'google' for an image that the final state gets fixed.

London council loses thousands of kids' details

Lets hope

Lets hope the Vatican isn't behind the theft.

;/Mines the one with the Bible, holy water and sweets in the pocket.

Daily Mail reader out-tw*ts the Tw*t-O-Tron

Commentards......

Even El Reg commentards feature.... http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?s=the+register&submit=Search

./Paris as she owns her own twat-o-tron, but I'm pretty sure it's not software based.

Taoist truck driver guilty of unlawful sex

Is the Vatican listening?

"and noted that it was not normal practice for religions to require sex in return for blessings. He added: "If one claims so, it is heresy or a cult, using crooked theories to satisfy one's lust.""

Paris as she has now met three dozen lorry drivers with supernatural powers since this story broke.