* Posts by Pete

9 publicly visible posts • joined 20 May 2007

Fans decry tennis gal's breast-slash plan

Pete
Coat

Ahhhh... I get it Lester

"And before the curmudgeons among you start start banging on about the IT angle and remove El Reg from your bookmarks, the Daily Mail reckons Halep fans have started an online petition urging her to reconsider"

The Information Technology Angle or TIT angle

Anyway, I can't see anything wrong with her swing.

Expenses row MPs warned to change cash card PINs

Pete
Alert

Bring in Scotland Yard about the breach...?

Why aren't they already investigating the fraudulent expense claims...?

Windows 7 gets built in XP mode

Pete
Paris Hilton

If this is the case...

...Does that mean when I'm in XP mode that I can run stuff in 98 mode...?

eBayer punts Wii for £1m

Pete
Stop

Now you've gone and done it

He's obviously read some of the comments and had enough of the piss taking. He's now dropped the price to a more reasonable £500.000.00 :/

Darling admits Revenue loss of 25 million personal records

Pete
Boffin

On the upside (from an investigative journalistic point of view)..

The next few days.should turn up a few stories for Lester haines with a few choice auctions for dodgy cd's turning up on ebay ;)

Oz motorist reacts rather testily to small todger slur

Pete
Coat

Big news here...

...but no so big down under

Enraged reader savages iPhone fanboys

Pete

What are we talking about here..?

"Our suggestion? Throw the lot of 'em in the village pond and see if they float. If they do, prepare the faggots and flaming pitch barrels of righteous indignation"

Are we talking about the iphone or the geeks? ;)

eBayers fail to bite amazing penis-shaped crisp

Pete

It looks more like a Fish

.... A tiddler to be exact.

Belgian politico to orally pleasure 40,000

Pete

What an erection campaign!

Although some people might find the methods hard to swallow.