Posts by LinkOfHyrule

Teardown team open-sources gadget repair guides

Virgin Digital Help

LOL

Sounds like some sort interactive 'chat room' for men over 30 still living with their mums!

Joking aside I wonder if they will include guides for fixing Virgin Media boxes and routers.

RockYou password snafu exposes webmail accounts

Why?

Why do some sites and developers cut corners like this. Surely anyone with an ounce of sense knows it's not worth the risk.

I'd never heard of this RockYou thingy before today, Now of course I know of it, for the wrong reasons. DUH!

Mines the one with all the plain text user log-ins spewing out the pockets!

El Reg's PARIS programme attracts high-flying sponsor

Good luck PARIS

Good luck Paris, I hope you don't end up going down on someone. May you stay up for as long as possible!

Loud sex woman coughs to ASBO breach

Solution...

Why didn't the neighbours just club together and buy the poor lass an inflatable ball gag to wear during her love making sessions? I suspect it would of saved a lot of wasted time and money on courts and what-not.

Police moot pop-up social network warnings

LOL Pop-Ups

Pop-Ups? Really? That's so 1999!

James Cameron poised to make Fantastic Voyage

Charlie Brooker once said...

Charlie Brooker once said that films are crap just games. Seeing as Cameron's films seem to be made using the same tech as a lot current gen big budget games I think Brooker must be right!

Parcelforce to drop Windows 7 compatibility through letterbox in New Year

What happens if....

What happens if I go on-line and order a copy of Windows 7 from an on-line store and ParcelForce happens to be the company that delivers it to me? Will the world blow up just as it dose if you type "Google" into Google?

Sorry bad joke, I'll get my coat. Mines the one with six months worth of undelivered mail stuffed into the pockets!