* Posts by Someone Else

3617 publicly visible posts • joined 9 Dec 2009

Fender's 'smart' guitar amp has no Bluetooth pairing controls

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@Clive Harris -- Re: If it's not full of valves...

Presented for your approval (or not; I really don't care): The (original) acoustic 360/370 bass amp [Emphasis definitely added!]. Not a tube or valve to be found anywhere near it, but it is the only amp, living or dead, that has approached my ultimate of standing roughly 10 feet in front of it, hitting the low 'E' string, and having it knock one's feet out from underneath one.

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They do, however illustrate that vendors are adding smarts to all manner of technologies without also adding intelligent security controls.

Dumb smarts. Nice!

Facebook exec extracts foot from mouth: We didn't really mean growth matters more than human life

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@BillG -- Re: all those billions in profits

Bosworth said he was just trying to be provocative. "I don't agree with the post today and I didn't agree with it even when I wrote it,"

What a steaming pile of public relations cover-your-ass (CYA) dung.

There. FTFY.

User fired IT support company for a 'typo' that was actually a real word

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Re: One of my spall chuckers ...

I thought it was Melanoma....

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@Dave 126

Thank you for your service....

Happy as Larry: Why Oracle won the Google Java Android case

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Larry Ellison is the Martin Shkreli of software.

(Hey, El Reg, what happened to the icons? Not showing up here since the k3wl new website upgrade....)

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Re: "Should've gone with C++ and HTML for their App needs."

C++ has a fuckton of developers, you just don't hear much from us since we're busy working and getting the job done rather than making a big noise about how we're so cool for using [insert trendy language of the month here].

I wanted to put up the beer icon for this comment, but for some reason, the icons are missing. No matter; this one's for you (it's just very pale today...)!

Fatal driverless crash: Radar-maker says Uber disabled safety systems

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Re: Cause of Death: Ostrich Algorithm

Stated another way: You can make it foolproof, but you can't make it damnfoolproof.

Fleeing Facebook app users realise what they agreed to in apps years ago – total slurpage

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@JohnFen -- Re: Not an FB user. Can I delete my personal data?

"It's his photo and his right to say "that's my nephew""

True, but you should let your uncle know how deeply objectionablel doing that without your permission really is.

A sibling of mine actually did that, and I responded as JohnFen suggested...at a close-to-thermonuclear level. Caused an extreme riff in the family for a few weeks until said sibling deleted the photo and the reference (and apologized). Yes, I know it's too late and the shadow file is there somewhere. But it got my sib's attention, and it's not likely that that particular behavior is going to be repeated.

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@Paratrooping Parrot -- Re: Facebook forcing people to use Messenger on mobile

However, these tactics by Facebook makes me pretty annoyed at them and it seems rather antu-competitive as well.

And yet, you remain....

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@stronk -- Re: Most people do not care

Fundamentally, it's a near-monopoly on users that makes it impossible not to have a Facebook account and still be able to - for example - be efficiently invited to a friend's party, or see your family's holiday photos, or keep up loose contact with distant friends.

That is the largest pile of horse exhaust I've heard all month (and I live in America, and am constantly bombarded by pronouncements by Der Lügenführer himself)!

You know, we still have phones (you probably have one in your pocket; perhaps you should learn how to use it to make a phone call someday). And there are actually two kinds of mail systems still in wide use across the planet.

Anyone who is going to try to persuade me or anyone else with an IQ above room temperature that Faceplant is any kind of monopoly on media for social contact is so full of shit that his/her eyes are guaranteed to be brown.

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Re: "only way to transfer your contacts from an old iPhone to a new one is via the cloud"

Apple has repeatedly stated that monetizing user data is not part of their business model.

As George Leroy Tirebiter once famously said:

And you can trust me, 'cuz I'm always right, and I never lie.

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@Ian Michael Gumby -- Re: @SVV This is what could really do Zuckwit and his company serious harm

Its a huge potential mess...

Yaaaaaay MESS!

Go, Mess, Go!

Go, Mess, Go!!

Go, Mess, Go!!!

...

It's March Madness time here on this side of the Pond, so....

Cambridge Analytica seeks data protection assistant

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What they don't say

Among the main responsibilities listed in the ad [...] are to "provide advice and guidance on data protection legislation" and "support the response to any data protection related queries from within the business".

The "responsibility" they don't list is: Define mechanisms to circumvent data protection measures taken by our targets."

Five things you need to know about Microsoft's looming Windows 10 Spring Creators Update

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@ rotokq -- Re: 'A Microsoft spokesperson refused to tell us what was actually arriving ...'

In a word....'Tablets'.

...containing ibuprofen....

Waddya mean, "The title is too long"? Is this a 16-bit website?

Windows 10 to force you to use Edge, even if it isn't default browser

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@Geoffrey W -- Re: What do I think of it?

Well, actually, I was part of the "duck'n'roll" generation...you know, the one that was told from basically Day 1 that Khrushchev was going to bury us with his shoe, and that wet newspaper and school desks would protect us from fallout of most every kind. All that Commie Pinko stuff happened very much before I was born, yet it rather did have an effect on how I grew up, and how I and millions like me responded to that little dust-up in SE Asia.

Of course you, Mr. Jeffery W. Millennial, have absolutely no idea of what I am talking about, and I know you bloody well don't care either.

So get your pampered, expectant, doomed-to-repeat-history ass off my lawn, dammit!

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Re: I've honestly tried to use Edge a few months back after clean reinstall

Usually signified by underline in the menu item text, tho that visual has been set to off by default since a while back.

Underlines in menus are soooo anti-Millennial!

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Re: all 1.3 billion of them?!

1.3 of unthinking cattle can not be wrong!

Not too sure about that 1/3 of a cow, though....

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@Keef -- Re: And from a recent El Reg article...

Hopefully some of those folk are in governments that like to squash anti-competitive behaviour.

In the Drumpf Masturbation...er...Administration??? Shirley, you jest.

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@BlockChainToo -- Re: "no problem giving Apple a pass" - One major difference

I have to wonder if you are actually employed. No, it is not part of my job to use a browser forced on me by Microsoft.

I'm happy for you, I really am. But that doesn't make you any less of a pompous git for not realizing that the rest of the world may not have the same luxury as you. Fat-asses tend to be like that.

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What do I think of it?

Well, without resorting to a blue streak extending from here to North Dakota: I think it is yet another reason not to use windows 10.

You'd think Micors~1 would have learned by now. But since these decisions are being made by ADHD-addled Millennials who have nothing but contempt for anything historical that happened before they were born, this is predictable. Sad.

After repeated warnings Facebook bans Britain First for 'inciting hatred'

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@JcRabbit

Racist much?

Fear the wrath of robots, for their judgement is final and irrevocable

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Re: You're never alone with all your online personalities

You could always just change your name to "John Smith" or some other popular name then no one will know which one you are.

I thought the guy's name was "Winston"....

Microsoft says 'majority' of Windows 10 use will be 'streamlined S mode'

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Re: Microsoft’s business models require stealing and reselling personal data.

Maybe it is Android Plus...but it's not Mint.

And anybody who has the gall to attempt to escape SatNad/Ballmer/Gates's slimy clutches is not about to countenance Android, Android Plus, Android++, Android--, or any other flavor thereof.

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Re: Games, anyone?

[...] if Microsoft wants to charge money to switch people out of it, EU anti-trust is going to come down like several tons of bricks.

Are those metric tons?

'A sledgehammer to crack a nut': Charities slam UK voter ID trials

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Who sez...

Who says the US doesn't export? Seems we're the world leader in exporting arms (of all types), and really fucking bad ideas.

Stop slurping NHS data to enforce immigration laws? Not on your nellie, huffs UK Home Office

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Does anyone else wonder if there is a background government plotting and ignoring the actual government or at least part of it?

Oh, come on, already. The Deep State™ is a purely American concoction of the troubled and paranoid "mind" of its putative "leader".

Oh, wait a minute....

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Translation...

Both letters state that the parties take confidentiality seriously and acknowledge the importance of public trust in the health service - while repeatedly leaning on the argument that the information released is non-clinical.

"We take confidentially seriously" always translates to, "We don't give a flying fuck about confidentially, unless it's our confidentiality, or unless someone finds out about the fact that we don't give a flying fuck about confidentiality, and that causes us some level of embarrassment."

Trump buries H-1B visa applicants in paperwork

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Yeah, right....

Tech industry lobbyists have long argued that H-1Bs help the American economy by bringing in eager talent to an industry that's nearly always short of skilled people.

Tech lobbyists, like lobbyists everywhere, are full of shit.

The phone OS that muggers wouldn't touch is back from the dead

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Re: 90% there...

Golf course apps, FTW!

We all hate Word docs and PDFs, but have they ever led you to being hit with 32 indictments?

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Re: Pled?

Sounds like he may have pled all over the indictment....

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Re: TRT on digital signatures

Humans are stupid.

Well, maybe not all. But certainly those who have passed the Peter Principal threshold (which basically includes any suits in a Fortune 500 company in the US).

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Well, you see, now there's the problem...

But the bookkeeper was a stickler for the rules and said they couldn't really add income to a statement before it was received.

Ahhh, so now we get to the crux of the whole problem! Manafort and Gates made the colossal mistake of hiring someone with a moral compass and ethics to be a bookkeeper for a company that has neither.

You fuels! That'll learn ya!

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But spare a thought for lobbyist and Trump campaign adviser Paul Manafort, of Virginia, for whom translating from one format to another has led directly to the imposition of no less than 32 US federal indictments for fraud and conspiracy.

No! I have more important things to do with my thoughts than waste them on that fetid pile.

Rogue IT admin goes off the rails, shuts down Canadian train switches

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Re: First prize

With said victim shouting for help in a thick Texan/Southern accent.

It might be more appropriate with the victim shouting in a Kansas City Southern accent...

We already give up our privacy to use phones, why not with cars too?

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Double take

"I would argue that the people, the demographic who are really nervous about privacy are going to stop driving pretty soon, and the people getting behind the wheel are more digital natives," [Lisa Joy Rosner] says.

When I first read that paragraph, I read, "digital naives". Upon re-reading it, I'm convinced I was right the first time.

We need a Millennials icon....

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To whom?

Personalised, location-targeted advertising could be more contentious, but also valuable.

Valuable to whom? To me, the "driver"/occupant/transportee? Not likely. To the Corporatists? Well probably...at least, they will tell themselves so.

Yet another step in the productization of the populace.

Due to Oracle being Oracle, Eclipse holds poll to rename Java EE (No, it won't be Java McJava Face)

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@AC

You can take anything you like. Just don't count on what you take to be a fact....

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"I've always called it "C-pound".

When that abomination came to pass, I looked up the "#" character in various references, and found one of it's other names was pigpen. It was henceforth and forever "C-pigpen" for me.

Truth in advertising...

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Re: Another perfectly crummy alternative to C/Java: chicory

"The coffee in the cafanas as well as the stuff in nearly all small hotels is all spiked with shit and practically undrinkable."

"Errrgghh! This coffee tastes like shit!"

"But it's really great shit, Mrs. Preske!"

Secret weekend office bonk came within inch of killing sysadmin

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Re: Live Steam

"Real engineers?" They cost money! It's a lot easier to get the local handyman to do it. He'll get it done cheap and won't be asking any troublesome questions, nor bring up those pesky rules and permits that other people seem to care about.

Or, you could get Scott Pruitt to do it...

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@Bernard M. Orwell -- Re: And sometimes the flood is concrete

Says it all --->

Apple's top-secret iBoot firmware source code spills onto GitHub for some insane reason

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Re: why

@oldrusty:

I served with amanfrommars1. I knew amanfrommars1. amanfrommars1 was a friend of mine. oldrusty, you're no amanfrommars1.

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Oh Boltar, life is full of depressing things all around us so sometimes it's nice to do something silly that even if only a few see the funny side then it's worth it. If people didn't do that we would live in a world devoid of humour. and humour is one of the best escapes from the drudgery that can be life.

And, it is currently the only antidote to Herr Lügenführer Trump.

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We're not going to link to [the GitHub repo containing the iBoot code].

Awwww...Killjoys!

:-þ

US broadband is scarce, slow and expensive. 'Great!' says the FCC

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@Shadow Systems -- Re: 25 up, 3 down

May [Pai and all his Republican asslickers] all be forced to use 300Baud dial up over a flakey line with a wonky modem for all their internet needs.

You sound as if that would be some sort of purgatory for them. I doubt they can use the internet at any speed. Using the internet requires the intelligence of an average 7 year-old, and the ability to read. You seen any evidence of either skill in these asslickers? Didn't think so....

FBI slams secret Nunes memo alleging Feds spied on Team Trump for political reasons

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Re: Why I quit reading your article

The world is coming to an end! Not because of the Memo, nor because of the Trump Administration's War on Intelligence (both kinds), but because I had no choice but to upvote bombastic bob!

What's next? A clear, concise posting from amanfromars1?!?

Super Cali's unrealistic net neutrality process – even though the sound of it is something quite... ferocious

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OK, Reg headline writers...

Enough! Just bloody...enough!

Tech bad-boy Uber crafts tool to make staff follow the rules in future (er, coding rules, that is)

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Re: Of all the things to worry about

Amen to that!. And given how well lint works in general, and the Uber corporate "culture" (I use the word loosely), I set the over-under on how long the dev's take to figure out how to bypass it and render it utterly useless (like the rest of its ilk) at two weeks.

And I'll take the under...

Trump White House mulls nationalizing 5G... an idea going down like 'a balloon made out of a Ford Pinto'

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Re: What race?

Especially because looking in terms of penetration (sorry Wikipedia but too lazy to search further) the USA is only 4th in terms of penetration

Rank Country/Territory Penetration

1 South Korea 96%

2 Japan 93%

3 Norway 87%

4 United States 87%

Oh, so that's why Donald Drumpf is so gung-ho on bringing in Norwegian immigrants....