Posts by Jay Peabey

Yahoo! banks on the power of !

When I was starting school...

...my teacher used to call ! a "screamer".

So, is Yahoo! banking on a barrage of PR spruking as a future business model? Seems somehow appropriate.

Cig-lighter electropulse cannons offered to US plods

So...

...the keyring-sized EMP generator I've been wanting to disable the cars of the doof-doof fiends as they circle slowly around the city centre is still some way off then?

El Reg seeks ultimate 'nom de sex'

Can "first" = "when I was five"?

Because, if so, my porn name would be .... Bindi Irwin.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bindi_Irwin

I feel so dirty.

Mobile blocking helicopter to trail Bush in Sydney

Well, at least we'll be able to get some sleep this time

Last time dubya come to Australia he had fighter jets circle my city 24hrs a day during his visit, just in case any rogue aeroplanes made an appearance.